FabSwingers.com forum: So which lady is the best at.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

wanking cocks then?

Love and peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wanking cocks then?

Love and peace

Me.

Duh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, I'm shit at it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"wanking cocks then?

Love and peace

Me.

Duh!"

Jennie I reckon you’re a dab ‘hand’ at it

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

You need to get out more..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’ll be me

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"wanking cocks then?

Love and peace

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You need to get out more..

Wanking out in the open is frowned upon didn’t you know

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

My skills lie elsewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather do that myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wanking cocks then?

Love and peace

Wanking,or sucking? or do you include sucking in the wanking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope, I'm shit at it. "

You need to practice more

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

She is....her up there ^^^^

Jennie something or other

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

Obviously myself, Belle and Nora.

On our wank wagon.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"You need to get out more..

Wanking out in the open is frowned upon didn’t you know

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You can't beat the fresh air around your balls you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good at wanking, better at sucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wanking cocks then?

Love and peace

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believe the proof is in the pudding I can find out and report back for all on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That’ll be me "

Do you have medals to back this up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope, I'm shit at it.

You need to practice more

I have other skills. I'm at peace with this lack of talent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"wanking cocks then?

Love and peace

Jasmine I’m ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’ll be me

Do you have medals to back this up?

You can read my reviews on lastminutewank.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure but I'm willing to sacrifice myself to the cause

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My skills lie elsewhere

Please divulge

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"wanking cocks then?

Love and peace

believe the proof is in the pudding I can find out and report back for all on here

A noble gesture indeed sir

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Obviously myself, Belle and Nora.

On our wank wagon.

It’s great if your hobby is the same as your job

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"wanking cocks then?

Love and peace

Wanking,or sucking? or do you include sucking in the wanking?

Yes and even a little tickle of the balls as well

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Clearly a forum-wide study needs to be conducted. I'll hold a series of trials at my house. Get in touch to book an appointment.

For science.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She is....her up there ^^^^

Jennie something or other

Thanks Susie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"wanking cocks then?

Love and peace

believe the proof is in the pudding I can find out and report back for all on here

Sorry Jasmines winking me off first, or we can both go together, I’m not fussed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That’ll be me

Do you have medals to back this up?

You can read my reviews on lastminutewank.com "

Sorry I don’t do veri’s, you should know this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be worth following this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not many people are ambidextrous who would take the weak hand hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Obviously myself, Belle and Nora.

On our wank wagon.

Where does this wank wagon stop? I’m stop at the bus stop waiting now

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

It’s never just a wank there is always more interlaced with it

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I give a great left handed wank.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your just saying that I bet your left handed of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s never just a wank there is always more interlaced with it

Correct, you’ve got to slip a cheeky finger in and flick the bean as it’s only fair right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I give a great left handed wank.x"
what do you do with your right then? Stir a pot of gravy

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You know when some ladies add a slight twisting motion of their hand when pulling downwards on the old chap? That’s bonus points right there that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is wanking and how do I do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know when some ladies add a slight twisting motion of their hand when pulling downwards on the old chap? That’s bonus points right there that is

I do that!!!!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"What is wanking and how do I do it

Ahem....wifey - come with me.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pinocchio over here what is it.....

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"You know when some ladies add a slight twisting motion of their hand when pulling downwards on the old chap? That’s bonus points right there that is

You can do that with you mouth

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"You know when some ladies add a slight twisting motion of their hand when pulling downwards on the old chap? That’s bonus points right there that is

I do that!!!!

I declare Nora to be leading this noble competition!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know when some ladies add a slight twisting motion of their hand when pulling downwards on the old chap? That’s bonus points right there that is

I do that!!!!

I declare Nora to be leading this noble competition!

Yay!!!

Cheeky. Off you trot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know when some ladies add a slight twisting motion of their hand when pulling downwards on the old chap? That’s bonus points right there that is

I do that!!!!

Stop trying to steal my husband

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know when some ladies add a slight twisting motion of their hand when pulling downwards on the old chap? That’s bonus points right there that is

You can do that with you mouth

I’m semi just reading those words

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"You know when some ladies add a slight twisting motion of their hand when pulling downwards on the old chap? That’s bonus points right there that is

You can do that with you mouth

I have tried....but I’m not that flexible

Erm....I don’t suppose you could help?

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Spidey's got the right idea

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I give legendary blow jobs, dunno about my wanking skills

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know when some ladies add a slight twisting motion of their hand when pulling downwards on the old chap? That’s bonus points right there that is

I do that!!!!

I declare Nora to be leading this noble competition!

Not a chance she’s all talk. I’m sat here waiting to be wanked off..............

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"You know when some ladies add a slight twisting motion of their hand when pulling downwards on the old chap? That’s bonus points right there that is

You can do that with you mouth

I’m semi just reading those words

Your mouth...its very easy you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know when some ladies add a slight twisting motion of their hand when pulling downwards on the old chap? That’s bonus points right there that is

You can do that with you mouth

I’m semi just reading those words

Your mouth...its very easy you know

I now have pre cum

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"You know when some ladies add a slight twisting motion of their hand when pulling downwards on the old chap? That’s bonus points right there that is

You can do that with you mouth

I have tried....but I’m not that flexible

Erm....I don’t suppose you could help?

As it happens I'm very flexible so if you care to jump onto my web we should be back in about 3 weeks. NO make that 4 hah...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm no lady, but I'm my best wank ever.....

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"You know when some ladies add a slight twisting motion of their hand when pulling downwards on the old chap? That’s bonus points right there that is

You can do that with you mouth

I’m semi just reading those words

Your mouth...its very easy you know

I now have pre cum

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hah who needs hands hey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know when some ladies add a slight twisting motion of their hand when pulling downwards on the old chap? That’s bonus points right there that is

You can do that with you mouth

I’m semi just reading those words

Your mouth...its very easy you know

I now have pre cum

Get a jiggle on..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I give legendary blow jobs, dunno about my wanking skills

See this is me too. Gotta keep it nice and moist as you work it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If it helps you ladies I’m willing to travel to take a test drive of your hand. I’ll even buy the diet s

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I give legendary blow jobs, dunno about my wanking skills

See this is me too. Gotta keep it nice and moist as you work it.

Moist such a beautiful word

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"I give a great left handed wank.x what do you do with your right then? Stir a pot of gravy

Something like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give myself 2/10

I've ripped a few off with my strength

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd give myself 2/10

I've ripped a few off with my strength "

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it helps you ladies I’m willing to travel to take a test drive of your hand. I’ll even buy the diet s

Next time you are in the area...

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

"I'd give myself 2/10

I've ripped a few off with my strength "

Worth it

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Don’t like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought that said wanting them. I want quite a lot.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"You know when some ladies add a slight twisting motion of their hand when pulling downwards on the old chap? That’s bonus points right there that is

You can do that with you mouth

I have tried....but I’m not that flexible

Erm....I don’t suppose you could help?

As it happens I'm very flexible so if you care to jump onto my web we should be back in about 3 weeks. NO make that 4 hah..."

*Packing suitcase and toothbrush excitedly*

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I'd give myself 2/10

I've ripped a few off with my strength "

Good Lord!

*crosses legs in discomfort*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd give myself 2/10

I've ripped a few off with my strength

Good Lord!

*crosses legs in discomfort*

I always drive them to A&E afterwards which makes up for it

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"It’s never just a wank there is always more interlaced with it

Correct, you’ve got to slip a cheeky finger in and flick the bean as it’s only fair right?

Haha whose bean ? We are at cross purposes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know when some ladies add a slight twisting motion of their hand when pulling downwards on the old chap? That’s bonus points right there that is

I do that!!!!

I declare Nora to be leading this noble competition!

I throw in the towel.

You can use it to mop up the 'results'

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"You know when some ladies add a slight twisting motion of their hand when pulling downwards on the old chap? That’s bonus points right there that is

I do that!!!!

I declare Nora to be leading this noble competition!

I throw in the towel.

You can use it to mop up the 'results'"

No, no - hang in there Jennie - this is very much an ongoing competition (typically held in short 3-10 minute bouts...)

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Not me! I prefer to suck cock

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

"Not me! I prefer to suck cock

Life is about compromise

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Nope I've got two left hands.

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

"wanking cocks then?

Love and peace

Wanking,or sucking? or do you include sucking in the wanking?

You choose

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

"Good at wanking, better at sucking

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"You know when some ladies add a slight twisting motion of their hand when pulling downwards on the old chap? That’s bonus points right there that is

You can do that with you mouth

I have tried....but I’m not that flexible

Erm....I don’t suppose you could help?

As it happens I'm very flexible so if you care to jump onto my web we should be back in about 3 weeks. NO make that 4 hah...

*Packing suitcase and toothbrush excitedly*

140 miles hmmmmm

thats local right hah.

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Not me! I prefer to suck cock

Life is about compromise

I would happily suck rather than wank

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

"Not me! I prefer to suck cock

Life is about compromise

I would happily suck rather than wank "

I'm happy if you're happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd give myself 2/10

I've ripped a few off with my strength "

My banjo was never the same afterwards

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s never just a wank there is always more interlaced with it

Correct, you’ve got to slip a cheeky finger in and flick the bean as it’s only fair right?

Haha whose bean ? We are at cross purposes

Anyone’s bean, does it really matter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not me! I prefer to suck cock

Funny you should say that cause I’m quite willing to let you as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had no complaints

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope I've got two left hands. "

I have two left cocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know when some ladies add a slight twisting motion of their hand when pulling downwards on the old chap? That’s bonus points right there that is

You can do that with you mouth

I have tried....but I’m not that flexible

Erm....I don’t suppose you could help?

As it happens I'm very flexible so if you care to jump onto my web we should be back in about 3 weeks. NO make that 4 hah...

*Packing suitcase and toothbrush excitedly*

140 miles hmmmmm

thats local right hah."

T’is but a drop in the ocean if a wank is involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope I've got two left hands.

I have two left cocks

Thats why you've been away from the thread so long

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive had no complaints

You’re good at them Kelly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope I've got two left hands.

I have two left cocks

Thats why you've been away from the thread so long

A mans got to do what a mans got to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why just wank when you can wank and suck?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I think I'd prefer a suck to a wank ..btw I don't appreciate being milked...much better being stroked towards my body

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why just wank when you can wank and suck?

And a little tickle of the bollocks as well right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would you judge my performance, Daddy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How would you judge my performance, Daddy?

The best. That’s why I married you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would you judge my performance, Daddy?

The best. That’s why I married you

God I love you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How would you judge my performance, Daddy?

The best. That’s why I married you

God I love you

I know

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Nope I've got two left hands.

I have two left cocks

soulmates?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope I've got two left hands.

I have two left cocks

soulmates? "

Somethings are just meant to be

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Obviously myself, Belle and Nora.

On our wank wagon.

Yeah obviously

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Obviously myself, Belle and Nora.

On our wank wagon.

Yeah obviously

Pick me up then

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

One way to settle this would be a wank off. We could have a Fab games, like the olympics. Any other events spring to mind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanky Wendy. She's the best.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Obviously myself, Belle and Nora.

On our wank wagon.

Yeah obviously

Pick me up then

Done welcome aboard the tank

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Not me! I prefer to suck cock

Life is about compromise

I would happily suck rather than wank

I'm happy if you're happy

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By *eachesAndCream99Couple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Cardiff just off the M4

I do like a good arm workout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wanking cocks then?

Love and peace

Probably one with a cock!

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By *ic_khan2341Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"wanking cocks then?

Love and peace

ClaireH on here is great!!!

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"wanking cocks then?

Love and peace

Jasmine I’m ready

with them gashers scary

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By *uscious_Lady1Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Not me... I never let a guy cum from a wank.. I use it to tease and edge him before the main event!!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Not me..I can honestly say I'll not win any prizes for any sex act. But that doesn't mean I can't have fun, feel the moment enjoy myself

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

"Not me... I never let a guy cum from a wank.. I use it to tease and edge him before the main event!! "

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