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"I just wrote a song about your tank on the other thread. Can I cum? "Please copy and paste your song on this thread for consideration .... | |||
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Yes! No backing out now lady! "No! I’m definitely in . Oily hands at the ready | |||
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"Stoke but just my house, ignore the rest of it. Bounty-ful oil supplies. Is this going to be a 3-on-1 sorta thing or more like tag team? " We may put on a little show first  | |||
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"I just wrote a song about your tank on the other thread. Can I cum?
Please copy and paste your song on this thread for consideration .... "The lyrics may now need a bit of editing given that you and Nora have teamed up Three horny Fabsters in a tank, taboo, taboo Three horny Fabsters in a tank, taboo, taboo Three horny Fabsters in a tank, One to drive and two to wank Squeeze your nuts to hit your eye Then recruit another two I’ll have another go after I come back from the supermarket | |||
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"Stoke but just my house, ignore the rest of it. Bounty-ful oil supplies. Is this going to be a 3-on-1 sorta thing or more like tag team? We may put on a little show first "Oh fuck | |||
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"Stoke but just my house, ignore the rest of it. Bounty-ful oil supplies. Is this going to be a 3-on-1 sorta thing or more like tag team? We may put on a little show first "Well, you'll want your wankees to be primed & ready won't you  | |||
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"How about herne bay,kent "Yes!!!! | |||
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"I just wrote a song about your tank on the other thread. Can I cum?
Please copy and paste your song on this thread for consideration ....
The lyrics may now need a bit of editing given that you and Nora have teamed up
Three horny Fabsters in a tank, taboo, taboo
Three horny Fabsters in a tank, taboo, taboo
Three horny Fabsters in a tank,
One to drive and two to wank
Squeeze your nuts to hit your eye
Then recruit another two
I’ll have another go after I come back from the supermarket "This is brilliant. This will be playing constantly as we drive around. Like an ice cream van. | |||
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"Pull up on the drive I’ve got cocktails" Oh cocktails! He’s in ^^ | |||
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"Can you stop by by Birmingham please ? " For you, yes. | |||
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"I just wrote a song about your tank on the other thread. Can I cum?
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The lyrics may now need a bit of editing given that you and Nora have teamed up
Three horny Fabsters in a tank, taboo, taboo
Three horny Fabsters in a tank, taboo, taboo
Three horny Fabsters in a tank,
One to drive and two to wank
Squeeze your nuts to hit your eye
Then recruit another two
I’ll have another go after I come back from the supermarket
This is brilliant. This will be playing constantly as we drive around. Like an ice cream van. " | |||
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"Ohh hello "Sorry Belle... we made an executive decision and assumed you were on board. | |||
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"Ohh hello
Sorry Belle... we made an executive decision and assumed you were on board. "I love it | |||
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"If you ladies need a hand (ahem), please let me know! "You are always welcome | |||
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"If you ladies need a hand (ahem), please let me know! "I need a hand | |||
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"If you ladies need a hand (ahem), please let me know! "Jump on board! | |||
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"You're probably passing Peterborough at some point so please pick me up. You know i'm good for a few giggles. Does your uniform consist of blue underwear and stockings? "Oh yes! We need a uniform. With names on. And official merchandise. | |||
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"If you ladies need a hand (ahem), please let me know! "Yes we may need to recruit more to the team actually. We’ll be screwed if all 3 of us end up with wrist cramp at the same time...  | |||
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"If you ladies need a hand (ahem), please let me know!
You are always welcome "Oh this gets better | |||
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"If you ladies need a hand (ahem), please let me know!
Yes we may need to recruit more to the team actually. We’ll be screwed if all 3 of us end up with wrist cramp at the same time... "I’m better with my left hand | |||
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"You’re all more than welcome to come and park your bus at my place; I’ll even serve you all tea and cucumber sandwiches "You my dear are definitely in! | |||
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"If you ladies need a hand (ahem), please let me know!
I need a hand "Oh go on then | |||
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"You're probably passing Peterborough at some point so please pick me up. You know i'm good for a few giggles. Does your uniform consist of blue underwear and stockings?
Oh yes! We need a uniform. With names on. And official merchandise. "I'll 3d print the badges. | |||
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"You’re all more than welcome to come and park your bus at my place; I’ll even serve you all tea and cucumber sandwiches
You my dear are definitely in!"You can eat my sandwiches | |||
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"If you ladies need a hand (ahem), please let me know!
Yes we may need to recruit more to the team actually. We’ll be screwed if all 3 of us end up with wrist cramp at the same time...
I’m better with my left hand "I’m better with my right but can use both | |||
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"If you ladies need a hand (ahem), please let me know!
Yes we may need to recruit more to the team actually. We’ll be screwed if all 3 of us end up with wrist cramp at the same time...
I’m better with my left hand
I’m better with my right but can use both "Oh me too at the same time as well | |||
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"If you ladies need a hand (ahem), please let me know!
Yes we may need to recruit more to the team actually. We’ll be screwed if all 3 of us end up with wrist cramp at the same time...
I’m better with my left hand
I’m better with my right but can use both "I’m better with my right. But I’ll also use both if need be. Or a mouth... | |||
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"If you ladies need a hand (ahem), please let me know!
Yes we may need to recruit more to the team actually. We’ll be screwed if all 3 of us end up with wrist cramp at the same time...
I’m better with my left hand
I’m better with my right but can use both
I’m better with my right. But I’ll also use both if need be. Or a mouth... "Was just about to say. Great problem solving. | |||
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"If you ladies need a hand (ahem), please let me know!
Yes we may need to recruit more to the team actually. We’ll be screwed if all 3 of us end up with wrist cramp at the same time...
I’m better with my left hand
I’m better with my right but can use both
Oh me too at the same time as well "Jesus. What a way to go. | |||
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"If you ladies need a hand (ahem), please let me know!
Yes we may need to recruit more to the team actually. We’ll be screwed if all 3 of us end up with wrist cramp at the same time...
I’m better with my left hand
I’m better with my right but can use both
I’m better with my right. But I’ll also use both if need be. Or a mouth... "There may be a fight who gets the mouth though! | |||
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"Can you stop by by Birmingham please ? " That's near enough to me, so that's another request for Birmingham | |||
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"If you ladies need a hand (ahem), please let me know!
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I’m better with my left hand
I’m better with my right but can use both
I’m better with my right. But I’ll also use both if need be. Or a mouth...
There may be a fight who gets the mouth though!"You all have mouths - another problem solved  | |||
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"If you ladies need a hand (ahem), please let me know!
Yes we may need to recruit more to the team actually. We’ll be screwed if all 3 of us end up with wrist cramp at the same time...
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I’m better with my right but can use both
I’m better with my right. But I’ll also use both if need be. Or a mouth... "Ohhhh now mouths are getting involved  | |||
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"You're probably passing Peterborough at some point so please pick me up. You know i'm good for a few giggles. Does your uniform consist of blue underwear and stockings?
Oh yes! We need a uniform. With names on. And official merchandise. "I can make your uniforms | |||
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"Three wenches in a wagon And we’re just wanking along Pumping, squirting Till our balls are hurting Singing our famous song A crew of Fabsters in a tank taboo taboo A crew of Fabsters in a tank taboo, taboo A crew of Fabsters in a tank One to drive, The rest to wank With the lubed up hands and eager mouths Of our Busty, Nora and Lou" Love it | |||
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"You're probably passing Peterborough at some point so please pick me up. You know i'm good for a few giggles. Does your uniform consist of blue underwear and stockings?
Oh yes! We need a uniform. With names on. And official merchandise.
I can make your uniforms "Can you please make them so i can perv at their blue undies. Ta. Xxx | |||
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"Should have been Wank Wagon. " Lacey, if you sign yourself up as a fellow team “wanker” I’ll let you change the name. | |||
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"Hopefully you lovely ladies will be in the North East to pick up Louanna anyway, so why not pop into Newcastle? You'd be more than welcome up here!" Looks like you’ll be our first stop being on my doorstep! | |||
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"Should have been Wank Wagon. Lacey, if you sign yourself up as a fellow team “wanker” I’ll let you change the name. "Uniforms AND wanking. Better warm up my arms! | |||
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"Three wenches in a wagon And we’re just wanking along Pumping, squirting Till our balls are hurting Singing our famous song A crew of Fabsters in a tank taboo taboo A crew of Fabsters in a tank taboo, taboo A crew of Fabsters in a tank One to drive, The rest to wank With the lubed up hands and eager mouths Of our Busty, Nora and Lou" | |||
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"Hopefully you lovely ladies will be in the North East to pick up Louanna anyway, so why not pop into Newcastle? You'd be more than welcome up here! Looks like you’ll be our first stop being on my doorstep! "Don’t think anyone’s on my doorstep!  | |||
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"Hopefully you lovely ladies will be in the North East to pick up Louanna anyway, so why not pop into Newcastle? You'd be more than welcome up here! Looks like you’ll be our first stop being on my doorstep!
Don’t think anyone’s on my doorstep! "Think I'm closest. | |||
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"Bristol obviously! " He's right, it has to be Bristol! | |||
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"Three wenches in a wagon And we’re just wanking along Pumping, squirting Till our balls are hurting Singing our famous song A crew of Fabsters in a tank taboo taboo A crew of Fabsters in a tank taboo, taboo A crew of Fabsters in a tank One to drive, The rest to wank With the lubed up hands and eager mouths Of our Busty, Nora and Lou "I love this. | |||
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"Hopefully you lovely ladies will be in the North East to pick up Louanna anyway, so why not pop into Newcastle? You'd be more than welcome up here! Looks like you’ll be our first stop being on my doorstep!
Don’t think anyone’s on my doorstep!
Think I'm closest. "I’m Herts. Probably not | |||
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if would be so kind as to Travel to Grantham, or better still Crick this evening while im at work
FYI if you come to Crick i work for a well known clothing company so many clothes/shoes to try on xx | |||
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"Hopefully you lovely ladies will be in the North East to pick up Louanna anyway, so why not pop into Newcastle? You'd be more than welcome up here! Looks like you’ll be our first stop being on my doorstep! "Lucky me! | |||
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"Stoke. Specifically Hanley duck. "Are you serving peach gin | |||
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"Well a very good afternoon to you beautiful ladies on tour if would be so kind as to Travel to Grantham, or better still Crick this evening while im at work
FYI if you come to Crick i work for a well known clothing company so many clothes/shoes to try on xx"He wins. | |||
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"Well a very good afternoon to you beautiful ladies on tour if would be so kind as to Travel to Grantham, or better still Crick this evening while im at work
FYI if you come to Crick i work for a well known clothing company so many clothes/shoes to try on xx"Your in | |||
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"Hopefully you lovely ladies will be in the North East to pick up Louanna anyway, so why not pop into Newcastle? You'd be more than welcome up here! Looks like you’ll be our first stop being on my doorstep!
Don’t think anyone’s on my doorstep!
Think I'm closest.
I’m Herts. Probably not "Ahhh bugger. I'm moving to Herts | |||
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"Well a very good afternoon to you beautiful ladies on tour if would be so kind as to Travel to Grantham, or better still Crick this evening while im at work
FYI if you come to Crick i work for a well known clothing company so many clothes/shoes to try on xx
He wins. "Ooooh shoes!!! Yes! | |||
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"You should definitely visit Holby, Emmerdale and a lovely friendly little village called Royston Vassey "Can you not fly us over to Dubai instead? | |||
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"As this idea came from my amazing thread I think I should be allowed to drive the bus please and thanks " Ohhh bloody hell we didn’t even think of the driver! You’re in. | |||
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"As this idea came from my amazing thread I think I should be allowed to drive the bus please and thanks " We’d have to keep practising on you though to keep our skills up to scratch. | |||
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"As this idea came from my amazing thread I think I should be allowed to drive the bus please and thanks Ohhh bloody hell we didn’t even think of the driver! You’re in. "Bloody hell I can’t drive a tank! Especially if we may have to parallel park! | |||
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"As this idea came from my amazing thread I think I should be allowed to drive the bus please and thanks Ohhh bloody hell we didn’t even think of the driver! You’re in.
Bloody hell I can’t drive a tank! Especially if we may have to parallel park! " | |||
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"Horsham "Sure you can’t be tempted to don an official merchandise t shirt and join the team, lovely? We need all the pairs of hands we can get! | |||
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"Stoke. Specifically Hanley duck.
Are you serving peach gin "And prosseco | |||
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"Well a very good afternoon to you beautiful ladies on tour if would be so kind as to Travel to Grantham, or better still Crick this evening while im at work
FYI if you come to Crick i work for a well known clothing company so many clothes/shoes to try on xx
He wins. "Yay winner winner clothes and shoes for you lovely ladies | |||
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Sure you can’t be tempted to don an official merchandise t shirt and join the team, lovely? We need all the pairs of hands we can get! "I quite erm like the idea of stopping at some ladies’ houses . Are us ladies allowed to play with each other on the journey? | |||
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"Horsham
Sure you can’t be tempted to don an official merchandise t shirt and join the team, lovely? We need all the pairs of hands we can get! "Many hands make light work. | |||
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"Well a very good afternoon to you beautiful ladies on tour if would be so kind as to Travel to Grantham, or better still Crick this evening while im at work
FYI if you come to Crick i work for a well known clothing company so many clothes/shoes to try on xx
Your in "I am such a happy man now would you like to see the shoes first | |||
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"Horsham
Sure you can’t be tempted to don an official merchandise t shirt and join the team, lovely? We need all the pairs of hands we can get!
I quite erm like the idea of stopping at some ladies’ houses . Are us ladies allowed to play with each other on the journey? "Allowed?? It’s mandatory. | |||
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"Horsham
Sure you can’t be tempted to don an official merchandise t shirt and join the team, lovely? We need all the pairs of hands we can get!
I quite erm like the idea of stopping at some ladies’ houses . Are us ladies allowed to play with each other on the journey?
Allowed?? It’s mandatory. "Yay!!! | |||
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"Well a very good afternoon to you beautiful ladies on tour if would be so kind as to Travel to Grantham, or better still Crick this evening while im at work
FYI if you come to Crick i work for a well known clothing company so many clothes/shoes to try on xx
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Ooooh shoes!!! Yes!"Nora i have a rather large selection of shoes and boots to show yoh | |||
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"Horsham "What's Horsham even like these days? It's got to be 25 years since I've been back. | |||
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"Well a very good afternoon to you beautiful ladies on tour if would be so kind as to Travel to Grantham, or better still Crick this evening while im at work
FYI if you come to Crick i work for a well known clothing company so many clothes/shoes to try on xx
Your in
I am such a happy man now would you like to see the shoes first "Ohh yes please  | |||
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Ooooh shoes!!! Yes!
Nora i have a rather large selection of shoes and boots to show yoh "Can’t wait! | |||
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Ohh yes please "Yes let’s see the shoes! | |||
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"As this idea came from my amazing thread I think I should be allowed to drive the bus please and thanks We’d have to keep practising on you though to keep our skills up to scratch. " I'm ok with that | |||
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I am such a happy man now would you like to see the shoes first
Ohh yes please
Yes let’s see the shoes! "Well i will gladly take you all and show you the vast shoe collection i have this evening for you all to browse and try on at your leasure Xx | |||
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Can you not fly us over to Dubai instead? "You do know we sleep with little baby scorpions to build up immunity ? And very strict rules about sex outside of marriage....no holding hands , or glands. If you can handle that & 45-50 degrees heat I can get 3 more wedding rings made | |||
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"As this idea came from my amazing thread I think I should be allowed to drive the bus please and thanks We’d have to keep practising on you though to keep our skills up to scratch. I'm ok with that " Can we take turns sitting on your knee while you drive and practising the art of the parallel park? | |||
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I am such a happy man now would you like to see the shoes first
Ohh yes please
Yes let’s see the shoes!
Well i will gladly take you all and show you the vast shoe collection i have this evening for you all to browse and try on at your leasure Xx"I think I just got a little wet | |||
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"My little corner of beautiful N Wales . We have beaches ,hills and cake "Beautiful! This is an overnight stop, minimum. | |||
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"My little corner of beautiful N Wales . We have beaches ,hills and cake "Ohh cake | |||
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"My little corner of beautiful N Wales . We have beaches ,hills and cake
Beautiful! This is an overnight stop, minimum. "Definitely as I think there’s a special gin place near him too! | |||
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I am such a happy man now would you like to see the shoes first
Ohh yes please
Yes let’s see the shoes!
Well i will gladly take you all and show you the vast shoe collection i have this evening for you all to browse and try on at your leasure Xx
I think I just got a little wet "I can even show you the new lines that have yet to be seen or released | |||
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"As this idea came from my amazing thread I think I should be allowed to drive the bus please and thanks We’d have to keep practising on you though to keep our skills up to scratch. I'm ok with that Can we take turns sitting on your knee while you drive and practising the art of the parallel park? "Only if you're not a distraction I dont wanna crash | |||
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"As this idea came from my amazing thread I think I should be allowed to drive the bus please and thanks We’d have to keep practising on you though to keep our skills up to scratch. I'm ok with that Can we take turns sitting on your knee while you drive and practising the art of the parallel park?
Only if you're not a distraction I dont wanna crash"We may need 2 drivers to be fair. One for day and one for night | |||
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"As this idea came from my amazing thread I think I should be allowed to drive the bus please and thanks We’d have to keep practising on you though to keep our skills up to scratch. I'm ok with that Can we take turns sitting on your knee while you drive and practising the art of the parallel park?
Only if you're not a distraction I dont wanna crash
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Only if you're not a distraction I dont wanna crash
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Only if you're not a distraction I dont wanna crash"I promise I’ll sit still ... I definitely won’t grind my bum in your lap. I promise. | |||
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"As this idea came from my amazing thread I think I should be allowed to drive the bus please and thanks We’d have to keep practising on you though to keep our skills up to scratch. I'm ok with that Can we take turns sitting on your knee while you drive and practising the art of the parallel park?
Only if you're not a distraction I dont wanna crash
We may need 2 drivers to be fair. One for day and one for night
This is a good point!
Volunteers for second driver anyone?? "Ill take over the nightshift after you ladies have filled the bus with Shoes | |||
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"Well a very good afternoon to you beautiful ladies on tour if would be so kind as to Travel to Grantham, or better still Crick this evening while im at work
FYI if you come to Crick i work for a well known clothing company so many clothes/shoes to try on xx
Your in
I am such a happy man now would you like to see the shoes first
Ohh yes please
Yes let’s see the shoes!
Well i will gladly take you all and show you the vast shoe collection i have this evening for you all to browse and try on at your leasure Xx
I think I just got a little wet
I can even show you the new lines that have yet to be seen or released "Ohhh yes please | |||
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Only if you're not a distraction I dont wanna crash
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Only if you're not a distraction I dont wanna crash
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Only if you're not a distraction I dont wanna crash
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"Well a very good afternoon to you beautiful ladies on tour if would be so kind as to Travel to Grantham, or better still Crick this evening while im at work
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Your in
I am such a happy man now would you like to see the shoes first
Ohh yes please
Yes let’s see the shoes!
Well i will gladly take you all and show you the vast shoe collection i have this evening for you all to browse and try on at your leasure Xx
I think I just got a little wet
I can even show you the new lines that have yet to be seen or released
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"Well a very good afternoon to you beautiful ladies on tour if would be so kind as to Travel to Grantham, or better still Crick this evening while im at work
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Your in
I am such a happy man now would you like to see the shoes first
Ohh yes please
Yes let’s see the shoes!
Well i will gladly take you all and show you the vast shoe collection i have this evening for you all to browse and try on at your leasure Xx
I think I just got a little wet
I can even show you the new lines that have yet to be seen or released
Ohhh yes please
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Only if you're not a distraction I dont wanna crash
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"So... Covid has been really shit and we all need a pick me up. Myself and the lovely Nora and Busty Belle are planning a little tour of the UK in our aptly named “Wank Tank”. We need supples of coconut oil to pull this dream off, so donations welcome. But obviously the UK’s a big place and we can’t cover it all! So our question to you is... Where would you like us to visit? First come first served... PS. Busty and Nora feel free to add any crucial details I might have missed. "Leeds | |||
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take the love tank on a direct route to Sunderland I'm all you need,  no return ticket needed I'll keep you well entertained for the foreseeable | |||
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"Girls girls girls take the love tank on a direct route to Sunderland I'm all you need, no return ticket needed I'll keep you well entertained for the foreseeable "If I go there I’m not leaving | |||
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"Is it too late to add Lincoln to the tour list?
Mate I'm smuggling you onto the bus"Oh god I suppose lucifer Morningstar is coming too then! | |||
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"Is it too late to add Lincoln to the tour list?
Mate I'm smuggling you onto the bus
Oh god I suppose lucifer Morningstar is coming too then!"I feel like if we all had bags on our heads and topless you wouldnt tell the difference haha | |||
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Mate I'm smuggling you onto the bus
Oh god I suppose lucifer Morningstar is coming too then!
I feel like if we all had bags on our heads and topless you wouldnt tell the difference haha
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Mate I'm smuggling you onto the bus
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"Girls girls girls take the love tank on a direct route to Sunderland I'm all you need, no return ticket needed I'll keep you well entertained for the foreseeable "I’m basically already in Sunderland (give or take a few miles...) How convenient. | |||
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"Is it too late to add Lincoln to the tour list?
Mate I'm smuggling you onto the bus
Oh god I suppose lucifer Morningstar is coming too then!
I feel like if we all had bags on our heads and topless you wouldnt tell the difference haha
Hahaha. True!!!
That could be fun! We could try and guess! "I think there should be wank off competitions. All girls get a cock each and first one to make them cum wins | |||
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Mate I'm smuggling you onto the bus
Oh god I suppose lucifer Morningstar is coming too then!
I feel like if we all had bags on our heads and topless you wouldnt tell the difference haha
Hahaha. True!!!
That could be fun! We could try and guess!
I think there should be wank off competitions. All girls get a cock each and first one to make them cum wins "It’s about quality not quantity | |||
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"I think I speak for all of Manchester when I say that these parts have been sadly lacking anything remotely resembling a Wank Tank for far too long!! So a heartfelt plea to drop in on the home of Boddingtons, Vimto (yes, it was invented here!) and some rather questionable football teams (takes cover!) "I’m a manc so that’s cool! | |||
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"My little corner of beautiful N Wales . We have beaches ,hills and cake
Beautiful! This is an overnight stop, minimum.
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"My little corner of beautiful N Wales . We have beaches ,hills and cake
Beautiful! This is an overnight stop, minimum.
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"I think I speak for all of Manchester when I say that these parts have been sadly lacking anything remotely resembling a Wank Tank for far too long!! So a heartfelt plea to drop in on the home of Boddingtons, Vimto (yes, it was invented here!) and some rather questionable football teams (takes cover!) "A visit back to my home city would definitely be on the cards. | |||
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"I think I speak for all of Manchester when I say that these parts have been sadly lacking anything remotely resembling a Wank Tank for far too long!! So a heartfelt plea to drop in on the home of Boddingtons, Vimto (yes, it was invented here!) and some rather questionable football teams (takes cover!)
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"Please come to Peterborough as we don't have any clubs here?" You’re only an hour from VA. If that! | |||
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"Girls girls girls take the love tank on a direct route to Sunderland I'm all you need, no return ticket needed I'll keep you well entertained for the foreseeable
I’m basically already in Sunderland (give or take a few miles...) How convenient. "Oh yes very. I didn't realise. | |||
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Are you?!!
Yeah. You too?
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"I think I speak for all of Manchester when I say that these parts have been sadly lacking anything remotely resembling a Wank Tank for far too long!! So a heartfelt plea to drop in on the home of Boddingtons, Vimto (yes, it was invented here!) and some rather questionable football teams (takes cover!)
I’m a manc so that’s cool!
Are you?!!
Yeah. You too?
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Sure you can’t be tempted to don an official merchandise t shirt and join the team, lovely? We need all the pairs of hands we can get! "Well, as you’re offering | |||
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"Horsham
Sure you can’t be tempted to don an official merchandise t shirt and join the team, lovely? We need all the pairs of hands we can get!
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"I'm thinking Grace Jones Pull up to the Bumper for your playlist " Ooh good point, we need a playlist! | |||
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