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Them bloomin' banks take the piss :/

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I signed up with a 'text service' with our bank today. You recieve and SMS everytime your balance changes (sounded useful).

My first text off the bank ended in "lol"

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Could always mean Lots of Love of course....

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Could always mean Lots of Love of course...."

or lots of loot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could always mean Lots of Love of course...."

Of course! They love me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could always mean Lots of Love of course....

or lots of loot "

Sounds about right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could always mean Lots of Love of course....

or lots of loot

Sounds about right "

Or lack of loot LOL

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Loss of liquidity.

lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Actually, reading your OP again i'm slightly concerned. Admittedly as a divorced bloke i'm biased (and still shell shocked).

Is "our bank" a way of saying "joint account".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Actually, reading your OP again i'm slightly concerned. Admittedly as a divorced bloke i'm biased (and still shell shocked).

Is "our bank" a way of saying "joint account".

"

Sounds like it and the LOL is because his other half has emptied the bank account shopping for shoes and there is no money left

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Aren't most banks 'ours' these days since we bailed them out.??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So not only do they try and take your house, car, the shirt off your back they're taking the fluid from our bodies! They take our money and lose it and then charge us for their mistakes.

When I go to the cashpoint to try and take money out I get the laughing clown that sticks 2 fingers up and shoves a custard pie in your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So not only do they try and take your house, car, the shirt off your back they're taking the fluid from our bodies! They take our money and lose it and then charge us for their mistakes.

When I go to the cashpoint to try and take money out I get the laughing clown that sticks 2 fingers up and shoves a custard pie in your face "

And people say there's no such thing as personal service in the finance industry these days!!

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"So not only do they try and take your house, car, the shirt off your back they're taking the fluid from our bodies! They take our money and lose it and then charge us for their mistakes.

When I go to the cashpoint to try and take money out I get the laughing clown that sticks 2 fingers up and shoves a custard pie in your face

And people say there's no such thing as personal service in the finance industry these days!! "

I work in Financial services and give a very personal service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine usually says, "You gotta be fuckin' joking?'

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"So not only do they try and take your house, car, the shirt off your back they're taking the fluid from our bodies! They take our money and lose it and then charge us for their mistakes.

When I go to the cashpoint to try and take money out I get the laughing clown that sticks 2 fingers up and shoves a custard pie in your face "

You've met the ex then?

Lucky you LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So not only do they try and take your house, car, the shirt off your back they're taking the fluid from our bodies! They take our money and lose it and then charge us for their mistakes.

When I go to the cashpoint to try and take money out I get the laughing clown that sticks 2 fingers up and shoves a custard pie in your face

You've met the ex then?

Lucky you LOL "

The clown or the cash point?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So not only do they try and take your house, car, the shirt off your back they're taking the fluid from our bodies! They take our money and lose it and then charge us for their mistakes.

When I go to the cashpoint to try and take money out I get the laughing clown that sticks 2 fingers up and shoves a custard pie in your face

And people say there's no such thing as personal service in the finance industry these days!!

I work in Financial services and give a very personal service"

And i'm sure some very good advice on advances, liquidity, deposits and withdrawals!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine usually says, "You gotta be fuckin' joking?'"

Mine says, "You want that in pound notes?"

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