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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/relationships/secret-to-female-orgasm-is-doing-stuff-they-actually-like-20200201193075

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So that's where I've going wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait...women have orgasms too?

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"So that's where I've going wrong

Best get making up for lost time!

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Wait...women have orgasms too?

Who knew?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait...women have orgasms too?

Who knew?! "

That's blown my mind that has.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

think that should be a public announcement on the TV

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

And we can have multiple orgasms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So that's where I've going wrong

Best get making up for lost time!

Didn't realise you had to actually converse with women. Does that mean it's not just about my pleasure anymore?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

We are simple creatures really

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Who actually cares about the female orgasm though? What a waste of journalism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And we can have multiple orgasms.

Shut uuup!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"We are simple creatures really

Who told you that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who actually cares about the female orgasm though? What a waste of journalism.

Someone will come along soon and claim it's just a conspiracy to distract men from the important work we do of running the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are simple creatures really

Who told you that

A man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms

You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms

You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer choc bourbons in custard, don't like the cheesecake base lass

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"We are simple creatures really

Who told you that

You just haven’t found the right one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha i fkin love the daily mash with a passion

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms

You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad"

I prefer it dipped semolina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Belle, I like your red shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms

You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad

I prefer it dipped semolina "

Better than a multiple orgasm tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms

You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad

I prefer it dipped semolina "

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Belle, I like your red shoes"

Thank you

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms

You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad

I prefer it dipped semolina

Better than a multiple orgasm tho"

I prefer to give so yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms

You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad

I prefer it dipped semolina

Better than a multiple orgasm tho

I prefer to give so yeah

Ca I have your semolina

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Wait...women have orgasms too?

I can have like 6 in a row. Jealous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait...women have orgasms too?

I can have like 6 in a row. Jealous?

No one likes a show off

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms

You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad

I prefer it dipped semolina

Better than a multiple orgasm tho

I prefer to give so yeah

Ca I have your semolina"

Can I have your cheesecake

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Wait...women have orgasms too?

I can have like 6 in a row. Jealous?

No one likes a show off

Sorry. I'll keep it to 3

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Wait...women have orgasms too?

I can have like 6 in a row. Jealous?

No one likes a show off

Sorry. I'll keep it to 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms

You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad

I prefer it dipped semolina

Better than a multiple orgasm tho

I prefer to give so yeah

Ca I have your semolina

Can I have your cheesecake "

Aw what! That's my favourite tho

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms

You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad

I prefer it dipped semolina

Better than a multiple orgasm tho

I prefer to give so yeah

Ca I have your semolina

Can I have your cheesecake

Aw what! That's my favourite tho

Share then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms

You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad

I prefer it dipped semolina

Better than a multiple orgasm tho

I prefer to give so yeah

Ca I have your semolina

Can I have your cheesecake

Aw what! That's my favourite tho

Share then

Okay one mouthful for you one for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/relationships/secret-to-female-orgasm-is-doing-stuff-they-actually-like-20200201193075

Mrs TMN x "

This is a revelation

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms

You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad

I prefer it dipped semolina

Better than a multiple orgasm tho

I prefer to give so yeah

Ca I have your semolina

Can I have your cheesecake

Aw what! That's my favourite tho

Share then

Okay one mouthful for you one for me

Did I tell you iv a really big mouth

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"And we can have multiple orgasms.

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no one likes a show off..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms

You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad

I prefer it dipped semolina

Better than a multiple orgasm tho

I prefer to give so yeah

Ca I have your semolina

Can I have your cheesecake

Aw what! That's my favourite tho

Share then

Okay one mouthful for you one for me

Did I tell you iv a really big mouth

You know what they say about girls with big mouths

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms

You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad

I prefer it dipped semolina

Better than a multiple orgasm tho

I prefer to give so yeah

Ca I have your semolina

Can I have your cheesecake

Aw what! That's my favourite tho

Share then

Okay one mouthful for you one for me

Did I tell you iv a really big mouth

You know what they say about girls with big mouths "

We need bigger spoons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms

You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad

I prefer it dipped semolina

Better than a multiple orgasm tho

I prefer to give so yeah

Ca I have your semolina

Can I have your cheesecake

Aw what! That's my favourite tho

Share then

Okay one mouthful for you one for me

Did I tell you iv a really big mouth

You know what they say about girls with big mouths

We need bigger spoons

How many oreos could you fit in your mouth

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms

You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad

I prefer it dipped semolina

Better than a multiple orgasm tho

I prefer to give so yeah

Ca I have your semolina

Can I have your cheesecake

Aw what! That's my favourite tho

Share then

Okay one mouthful for you one for me

Did I tell you iv a really big mouth

You know what they say about girls with big mouths

We need bigger spoons

How many oreos could you fit in your mouth "

Iv never tried that but I can fit my fist in it

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms

You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad

I prefer it dipped semolina

Better than a multiple orgasm tho

I prefer to give so yeah

Ca I have your semolina

Can I have your cheesecake

Aw what! That's my favourite tho

Share then

Okay one mouthful for you one for me

Did I tell you iv a really big mouth

You know what they say about girls with big mouths

We need bigger spoons

How many oreos could you fit in your mouth

Iv never tried that but I can fit my fist in it

Same! I have tiny hands though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant fit my fist in my mouth haha

How do you avoid your teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just tried and you're both lying that's impossible

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"And we can have multiple orgasms.

i can have many... not that men knew that

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms

You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad

I prefer it dipped semolina

Better than a multiple orgasm tho

I prefer to give so yeah

Ca I have your semolina

Can I have your cheesecake

Aw what! That's my favourite tho

Share then

Okay one mouthful for you one for me

Did I tell you iv a really big mouth

You know what they say about girls with big mouths

We need bigger spoons

How many oreos could you fit in your mouth

Iv never tried that but I can fit my fist in it

Same! I have tiny hands though..."

I have big enough hands

my dentist once told me I’d a big mouth

said it was very easy to work in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms

You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad

I prefer it dipped semolina

Better than a multiple orgasm tho

I prefer to give so yeah

Ca I have your semolina

Can I have your cheesecake

Aw what! That's my favourite tho

Share then

Okay one mouthful for you one for me

Did I tell you iv a really big mouth

You know what they say about girls with big mouths

We need bigger spoons

How many oreos could you fit in your mouth

Iv never tried that but I can fit my fist in it

Same! I have tiny hands though...

I have big enough hands

my dentist once told me I’d a big mouth

said it was very easy to work in

Does your dentist put his tool in your mouth then tell you to spit? Mine does

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I've just tried and you're both lying that's impossible "

I have sent proof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just tried and you're both lying that's impossible

I have sent proof"

I stand corrected lol consider my mind blown

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms

You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad

I prefer it dipped semolina

Better than a multiple orgasm tho

I prefer to give so yeah

Ca I have your semolina

Can I have your cheesecake

Aw what! That's my favourite tho

Share then

Okay one mouthful for you one for me

Did I tell you iv a really big mouth

You know what they say about girls with big mouths

We need bigger spoons

How many oreos could you fit in your mouth

Iv never tried that but I can fit my fist in it

Same! I have tiny hands though...

I have big enough hands

my dentist once told me I’d a big mouth

said it was very easy to work in

So much room to manoeuvre!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's an orgasm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah but I've spotted a flaw in this big mouth stuff. If it's so big wont touch the side

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Ah but I've spotted a flaw in this big mouth stuff. If it's so big wont touch the side

Cocks don't touch the sides anyway, there's teeth there

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms

You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad

I prefer it dipped semolina

Better than a multiple orgasm tho

I prefer to give so yeah

Ca I have your semolina

Can I have your cheesecake

Aw what! That's my favourite tho

Share then

Okay one mouthful for you one for me

Did I tell you iv a really big mouth

You know what they say about girls with big mouths

We need bigger spoons

How many oreos could you fit in your mouth

Iv never tried that but I can fit my fist in it

Same! I have tiny hands though...

I have big enough hands

my dentist once told me I’d a big mouth

said it was very easy to work in

Does your dentist put his tool in your mouth then tell you to spit? Mine does

He sometimes likes to give me a filling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah but I've spotted a flaw in this big mouth stuff. If it's so big wont touch the side

Cocks don't touch the sides anyway, there's teeth there

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Another good point I'll sit down now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the lips tho

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ah but I've spotted a flaw in this big mouth stuff. If it's so big wont touch the side

Why do you want it touching the sides

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"What about the lips tho "

Mine are good

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"What about the lips tho "

Do I look like a have baggy, loose lips that I can’t close?

If you can suck a straw then a cock will be fine surely hahaha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the lips tho

Mine are good

Yeh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the lips tho

Do I look like a have baggy, loose lips that I can’t close?

If you can suck a straw then a cock will be fine surely hahaha. "

If its girthier than a straw tho

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