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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Being behind a shop counter i get flirted with a lot , has anyone offered sex to shop workers and got any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which shops are we talking about ?

Asda workers are always up for it.

Sainsbury's ones usually love anal sex

Tesco ones are more oral.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Which shops are we talking about ?

Asda workers are always up for it.

Sainsbury's ones usually love anal sex

Tesco ones are more oral. "

Well from my experiences

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Being behind a shop counter i get flirted with a lot , has anyone offered sex to shop workers and got any "

Shop window workers yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to work in a pub and had the same thing with flirting.

Never offered sex to a shop worker though. Perhaps I'm using the wrong shops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try the buy one get one free aisle....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being behind a shop counter i get flirted with a lot , has anyone offered sex to shop workers and got any

Shop window workers yes "

Mannequins?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

It was going well till she put her legs in the air and the conveyor belt shoved us off the counter...bing bing ..clear up in isle one please

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Being behind a shop counter i get flirted with a lot , has anyone offered sex to shop workers and got any

Shop window workers yes

Mannequins? "

You’ve never been to Amsterdam?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Which shops are we talking about ?

Asda workers are always up for it.

Sainsbury's ones usually love anal sex

Tesco ones are more oral. "

Haha be careful there are a few girls here on the forum who might be offended..... agree with *some* of above ,,it’s great when they work the same shifts , you get to try again....,

Coffee shops in tourist areas , often keen on going out / company etc very easy to spot the single ones from out of town looking for a date

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm on about being offered sex fellas , not offering or shipping , and yes dam was banging though lol

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By *irSub3Couple
over a year ago

Northern Ireland


"It was going well till she put her legs in the air and the conveyor belt shoved us off the counter...bing bing ..clear up in isle one please"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mop bucket isle 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s how I pay for food

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"That’s how I pay for food"

Err what happens to the housekeeping’s then????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being behind a shop counter i get flirted with a lot , has anyone offered sex to shop workers and got any

Shop window workers yes

Mannequins?

You’ve never been to Amsterdam? "

*Penny drops*

I've been to Amsterdam once - when I was about 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That’s how I pay for food

Err what happens to the housekeeping’s then???? "

I eat them

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Can just imagine the reaction in the local co-op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I arrange the cucumber and the apples to look like a dick and balls on the conveyor belt thing when Susan from morrisons is on the till. She loves it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Visit my shop , don't sell food though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are lucky you can get a 2 for 1

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

God no. I'd fear being escorted off the premises

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Clean up in aisle 3.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been challenged to caress and make inappropriate noises when scanning phallic vegetables working on checkouts before. People don't know where to look or how to react

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been challenged to caress and make inappropriate noises when scanning phallic vegetables working on checkouts before. People don't know where to look or how to react "

You are a legend !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Which shops are we talking about ?

Asda workers are always up for it.

Sainsbury's ones usually love anal sex

Tesco ones are more oral. "

That is brilliant- made me chuckle!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been offered it while there sat having there hair cut...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been offered it while there sat having there hair cut... "

Sorry I will sit quietly next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been offered it while there sat having there hair cut...

Sorry I will sit quietly next time "

Why did you not enjoy it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been offered it while there sat having there hair cut...

Sorry I will sit quietly next time

Why did you not enjoy it? "

It was a 10/10 hair cut tbf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been offered it while there sat having there hair cut...

Sorry I will sit quietly next time

Why did you not enjoy it?

It was a 10/10 hair cut tbf"

Well i didn't nip your bollocks with the razor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been offered it while there sat having there hair cut...

Sorry I will sit quietly next time

Why did you not enjoy it?

It was a 10/10 hair cut tbf

Well i didn't nip your bollocks with the razor "

thank god for your steady hand

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