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Fab idioms and their meanings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There are so many overused clichés on fab, let’s poke fun at them:

“Will fill in later” - Won’t, expects others to make all the effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Discreet’ - I’m a cheater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get this one on the regular: "Wanna empty/drain by balls?" - meaning the giver not get anything in return because it's all just about the draining of the balls

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By *roubleInMindCouple
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

‘Can eat pussy for days’... unless it gives you sustenance, I suspect not

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Will I get arrested for screenshooting your pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can eat pussy for days"

= I'm a one trick pony and know no other means of foreplay

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

'Genuine'...anything but..

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Seen this a few times From travelling fab guys..during pandemic.

“ travelling from (area) to (area), can suck you on the way past..”

So we’ve resorted to drive by sucking now. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please read profile before messaging = I have a long list of demands which not one person will ever satisfy

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By *ove2lickJemWoman
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL


"I get this one on the regular: "Wanna empty/drain by balls?" - meaning the giver not get anything in return because it's all just about the draining of the balls "

If I see this as a status I block that person, it's top of my ragey red flag list!!

Another one is "message using the secret code and heiroglpyhs at the end of the profile"

Oh, and the ubiquitous Sydney University footer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will I get arrested for screenshooting your pics "

Really? That’s a new one. You must be really scary if they feel they have to ask that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'sane gentlemen seeks stable ladyfriend' - you're actually anything but!

You somehow turn up on my night out, and assault me for three hours thereafter.

you're actually INSANE.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Will I get arrested for screenshooting your pics

Really? That’s a new one. You must be really scary if they feel they have to ask that! "

I get that one lots I know I must be

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Professional.

Meaning I think my job is more important than the oiks.

In reality professional means being paid to carry out a task, therefore all working people are professionals.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dominant male - my ex made me watch 50 shades once...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will I get arrested for screenshooting your pics "

I have had the same one!!! I just delete and block. What reaction does he want? Did you ever reply?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Will I get arrested for screenshooting your pics

I have had the same one!!! I just delete and block. What reaction does he want? Did you ever reply? "

I just block them too I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the women who demand a face picture with the first message sent but have zero pictures or info on their profile!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Its the women who demand a face picture with the first message sent but have zero pictures or info on their profile!"

Cheek of them

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Trust me when I say" = talking utter bullshit.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Are we doing idioms or cliches ?

If we are doing cliche, it's - Granny you are the best.

If we are doing idiom, it's - I'm over the moon at meeting you Granny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we doing idioms or cliches ?

If we are doing cliche, it's - Granny you are the best.

If we are doing idiom, it's - I'm over the moon at meeting you Granny."

And both would be self evident truths

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"Its the women who demand a face picture with the first message sent but have zero pictures or info on their profile!"

True

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Are we doing idioms or cliches ?

If we are doing cliche, it's - Granny you are the best.

If we are doing idiom, it's - I'm over the moon at meeting you Granny.

And both would be self evident truths"

Ooooooooo a lidl bit of sarky Jen luvly

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

“You have the best body on Fab, hands down” ... means I’ve tried this line with everyone else and failed so chancing it with you too.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"“You have the best body on Fab, hands down” ... means I’ve tried this line with everyone else and failed so chancing it with you too. "

I thought that was me

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"“You have the best body on Fab, hands down” ... means I’ve tried this line with everyone else and failed so chancing it with you too.

I thought that was me "

I know I thought it was me too!

As well as “the hottest girl on the site”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know I'm not what you're looking for but..."

I've taken the time to read your profile but have subsequently decided to straight up ignore it, on the off chance that you're so damn horny you'll forget about everything except getting a cock.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Been here a few times" - I rage delete my profile when I realise its not sex on tap on here but I have a short memory and forget and come back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dominant male - my ex made me watch 50 shades once... "

Hahahahaha this!!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Been here a few times" - I rage delete my profile when I realise its not sex on tap on here but I have a short memory and forget and come back. "

Lol guilty.

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


""Been here a few times" - I rage delete my profile when I realise its not sex on tap on here but I have a short memory and forget and come back. "

Usually followed up with: “... so I know how this site works”.

Excellent. Well done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* Instantly goes and checks profile text *

I genuinely never know what to say. Would rather chat to someone if they have questions. It’s not an auction site so don’t need to oversell. X

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"“You have the best body on Fab, hands down” ... means I’ve tried this line with everyone else and failed so chancing it with you too.

I thought that was me

I know I thought it was me too!

As well as “the hottest girl on the site” "

do they think we where born in a bubble

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"“You have the best body on Fab, hands down” ... means I’ve tried this line with everyone else and failed so chancing it with you too.

I thought that was me

I know I thought it was me too!

As well as “the hottest girl on the site”

do they think we where born in a bubble "

Probably

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Interested in older women - lasses my age ignore me entirely

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"Professional.

Meaning I think my job is more important than the oiks.

In reality professional means being paid to carry out a task, therefore all working people are professionals. "

It might be a fab idiom, but certainly not in the professional world. You don’t become a professional just by getting a job, you become an employee. You become a professional with study & training then apply for a position based on your qualifications.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Professional.

Meaning I think my job is more important than the oiks.

In reality professional means being paid to carry out a task, therefore all working people are professionals.

It might be a fab idiom, but certainly not in the professional world. You don’t become a professional just by getting a job, you become an employee. You become a professional with study & training then apply for a position based on your qualifications.

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I'm afraid I agree on this. Never understand the hangup.

Anyway...

Single men, what is your problem!.... Im too self entitled to use filters.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not looking to sleep with the whole site - Would love to fuck everyone on Fab but has the decency to realise not everyone will reciprocate their lustfulness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All time worst has to be on a veri "treat this one with respect"...shit line

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