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Pets do the funniest things

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What do your pets do that you think is funny or strange?

I have two cats, one likes to lay on the grass munching it like hes a sheep. The other likes to hunt down spiders webs and eat them! It's a morning ritual before breakfast every day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my parent's cats has a weird obsession with plastic bags. She loves chewing on them, batting them and just being in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a kitten that likes catching flies and I laugh when my cats try and jump up on the work surface and miss! Then the filthy/embarrassed look I get after is priceless!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One of my parent's cats has a weird obsession with plastic bags. She loves chewing on them, batting them and just being in them "

Mine like sticky tape. They like to chew on it and then get cross when it sticks to them

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

My terrier does 10 laps of honour at full pelt when we come back home, even if we have only been out for 10 mins

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

My cat runs to the kitchen any time the oven alarm goes off as he usually gets fed when our dinner is ready .

He always has to have one back paw on you if he lets you stroke his belly too.

Oh and he likes to sniff eyebrows.

Funny creatures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cat runs to the kitchen any time the oven alarm goes off as he usually gets fed when our dinner is ready .

He always has to have one back paw on you if he lets you stroke his belly too.

Oh and he likes to sniff eyebrows.

Funny creatures. "

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Our dogs are obsessed with sticky ! If it's there, they'll find it!

Cat also sits the outside of his cat flap and let's the microchip reader just click on and off. So annoying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put a fence up for a couple who brought a dog but next doors dog could jump their old fence so all finished next doors dog got on the trampoline and jumped over the new fence very clever I thought but also laughed

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

My dog wont eat his biscuit bones straight away but hides them in the corner of the room

pushing at the carpet with his nose , if he catches me looking at him he pretend digs it up and runs to find another hiding place Bloody strange dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dog wont eat his biscuit bones straight away but hides them in the corner of the room

pushing at the carpet with his nose , if he catches me looking at him he pretend digs it up and runs to find another hiding place Bloody strange dog "

You obviously look like someone who cannot be trusted with dog biscuits

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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My dog often refuses to turn round and come in the back door normally, he does a weird slow motion reverse instead, even though he's walked normally up to the door and turned round

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By *eeds Horny BuggerMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Swear my Dog think she’s a Frog. She chases flies and caught her eating dragon flies last week. Surprised she’s not grown wings yet amount she eats

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By *willfindyouWoman
over a year ago

Not looking to meet new peeps.

One of my Cats loves bleach and killer she get high on them . Nut job

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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"My dog wont eat his biscuit bones straight away but hides them in the corner of the room

pushing at the carpet with his nose , if he catches me looking at him he pretend digs it up and runs to find another hiding place Bloody strange dog "

Mine does this with pigs ears - everything else he eats straight away, but give him a pigs ear and we have 20 minutes of padding round trying to find the perfect spot to bury it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My German Shepard has suddenly decided that she has to go through all doors backwards. She even tries the stairs backwards too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat jumps in the bath and wees down the plug hole

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester


"My cat jumps in the bath and wees down the plug hole "

Your cat has got a good aim! . Our neighbours cat, who is usually very friendly, did a poo on our shed roof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cat jumps in the bath and wees down the plug hole

Your cat has got a good aim! . Our neighbours cat, who is usually very friendly, did a poo on our shed roof "

A very good aim. Very convenient when you actually catch her doing it, not so much when I think of all the showers I’ve taken and potentially not realised what she’s done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cat jumps in the bath and wees down the plug hole "

Very similar - mine likes to wee at the same time as me, she aims (even checks) down the plug hole in the sink or bath.

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

Pet’s are funny, I have one cat that plays fetch and another that picks fights with foxes, she keeps bringing dead birds and mice, I know they’re bringing gifts but damn it

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester


"My cat jumps in the bath and wees down the plug hole

Your cat has got a good aim! . Our neighbours cat, who is usually very friendly, did a poo on our shed roof

A very good aim. Very convenient when you actually catch her doing it, not so much when I think of all the showers I’ve taken and potentially not realised what she’s done "

Best not to dwell on that too much

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"My dog wont eat his biscuit bones straight away but hides them in the corner of the room

pushing at the carpet with his nose , if he catches me looking at him he pretend digs it up and runs to find another hiding place Bloody strange dog

You obviously look like someone who cannot be trusted with dog biscuits "

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