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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That women shouldn’t masturbate?

The clitoris is not meant for self pleasure.

It’s meant for creating a child!!

Wanna know why you feel shit after flicking your bean?

Because you’re destroying your body and soul! By touching your clitoris, you are sending poisonous chemicals to your brain.

Clitoris = devils doorbell. And guess what? If you keep pressing it, the devil will eventually answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im counting on it. Who wants to go to heaven anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Child free by choice so wanking my life away! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick it first -the end -mr vyper

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.

Wank with the devil. (think that line was from the demo)

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

What's a clitoris?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a clitoris?"

If you stick your finger up your poopipe and wiggle you'll feel it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That women shouldn’t masturbate?

The clitoris is not meant for self pleasure.

It’s meant for creating a child!!

Wanna know why you feel shit after flicking your bean?

Because you’re destroying your body and soul! By touching your clitoris, you are sending poisonous chemicals to your brain.

Clitoris = devils doorbell. And guess what? If you keep pressing it, the devil will eventually answer. "

#smug

I don't do mucky things like that anyways

#smug

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The clitoris is not meant for self pleasure.

It’s meant for creating a child!!

How does the clitoris create a child ?

Is it like a potter's wheel and the baby is carefully crafted by hand ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's a clitoris?"

I’ll show you one day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The clitoris is not meant for self pleasure.

It’s meant for creating a child!!

How does the clitoris create a child ?

Is it like a potter's wheel and the baby is carefully crafted by hand ?"

Yes

It’s exactly that

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

The reason why it feels so gooooooood is to ensure we do it again and again. Natures way of ensuring the continuation of the survival of our species. So why.. Does the clitoris only factor in half of the diagrams of the female reproductive system?

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The Devil's Doorbell!

PMSL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The reason why it feels so gooooooood is to ensure we do it again and again. Natures way of ensuring the continuation of the survival of our species. So why.. Does the clitoris only factor in half of the diagrams of the female reproductive system?"

Poor mother nature never factored in contraception so now we just do it because we are filth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Men need to make sure before proposing marriage to a woman, that they haven’t self-assaulted their sin cave.

A woman’s fingers are for diamond rings. Not for ringing the devils doorbell!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men need to make sure before proposing marriage to a woman, that they haven’t self-assaulted their sin cave.

A woman’s fingers are for diamond rings. Not for ringing the devils doorbell!!!!"

Have you been on that Christians against masturbation FB page?!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Clitoris = devils doorbell. And guess what? If you keep pressing it, the devil will eventually answer. "

Ding Dong

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men need to make sure before proposing marriage to a woman, that they haven’t self-assaulted their sin cave.

A woman’s fingers are for diamond rings. Not for ringing the devils doorbell!!!!

Have you been on that Christians against masturbation FB page?! "

Oh my god does that exist?! I wanna join

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men need to make sure before proposing marriage to a woman, that they haven’t self-assaulted their sin cave.

A woman’s fingers are for diamond rings. Not for ringing the devils doorbell!!!!

Have you been on that Christians against masturbation FB page?!

Oh my god does that exist?! I wanna join "

You have to look. It’s the funniest thing ever. It absolutely can’t be for real!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men need to make sure before proposing marriage to a woman, that they haven’t self-assaulted their sin cave.

A woman’s fingers are for diamond rings. Not for ringing the devils doorbell!!!!

Have you been on that Christians against masturbation FB page?! "

The funniest page ever

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Poor mother nature never factored in contraception so now we just do it because we are filth

Maybe mother nature knew exactly what she was doing.. Otherwise at 47, my clit would have turned off by now! It definitely hasnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men need to make sure before proposing marriage to a woman, that they haven’t self-assaulted their sin cave.

A woman’s fingers are for diamond rings. Not for ringing the devils doorbell!!!!

Have you been on that Christians against masturbation FB page?!

Oh my god does that exist?! I wanna join

You have to look. It’s the funniest thing ever. It absolutely can’t be for real!"

It is real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men need to make sure before proposing marriage to a woman, that they haven’t self-assaulted their sin cave.

A woman’s fingers are for diamond rings. Not for ringing the devils doorbell!!!!

Have you been on that Christians against masturbation FB page?!

The funniest page ever

Isn’t it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men need to make sure before proposing marriage to a woman, that they haven’t self-assaulted their sin cave.

A woman’s fingers are for diamond rings. Not for ringing the devils doorbell!!!!

Have you been on that Christians against masturbation FB page?!

Oh my god does that exist?! I wanna join

You have to look. It’s the funniest thing ever. It absolutely can’t be for real!

It is real

No way!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men need to make sure before proposing marriage to a woman, that they haven’t self-assaulted their sin cave.

A woman’s fingers are for diamond rings. Not for ringing the devils doorbell!!!!

Have you been on that Christians against masturbation FB page?!

Oh my god does that exist?! I wanna join

You have to look. It’s the funniest thing ever. It absolutely can’t be for real!

It is real

No way!!!"

I legit can’t find it?’ Can see ‘against pot’ and ‘against dinosaurs’ and ‘against science’ but not masturbation?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor mother nature never factored in contraception so now we just do it because we are filth

Maybe mother nature knew exactly what she was doing.. Otherwise at 47, my clit would have turned off by now! It definitely hasnt

Oh true yes, thank god. Im not ready for the joys of knitting yet either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Devils doorbell pmsl

.. pressed a few of them in my time he deffo answers too

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Stairway to heaven.

Highway to hell

Which sounds like more fun?

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

"Men need to make sure before proposing marriage to a woman, that they haven’t self-assaulted their sin cave.

A woman’s fingers are for diamond rings. Not for ringing the devils doorbell!!!!

Have you been on that Christians against masturbation FB page?!

Oh my god does that exist?! I wanna join

You have to look. It’s the funniest thing ever. It absolutely can’t be for real!"

OMG is this a real thing? I need to read it.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men need to make sure before proposing marriage to a woman, that they haven’t self-assaulted their sin cave.

A woman’s fingers are for diamond rings. Not for ringing the devils doorbell!!!!

Have you been on that Christians against masturbation FB page?!

Oh my god does that exist?! I wanna join

You have to look. It’s the funniest thing ever. It absolutely can’t be for real!

It is real

No way!!!

I legit can’t find it?’ Can see ‘against pot’ and ‘against dinosaurs’ and ‘against science’ but not masturbation?!

I’m sure it was FB! Was years ago though! Ah damn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men need to make sure before proposing marriage to a woman, that they haven’t self-assaulted their sin cave.

A woman’s fingers are for diamond rings. Not for ringing the devils doorbell!!!!

Have you been on that Christians against masturbation FB page?!

Oh my god does that exist?! I wanna join

You have to look. It’s the funniest thing ever. It absolutely can’t be for real!

It is real

No way!!!

I legit can’t find it?’ Can see ‘against pot’ and ‘against dinosaurs’ and ‘against science’ but not masturbation?!

I’m sure it was FB! Was years ago though! Ah damn!"

It was , I saw it on there too ..

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"That women shouldn’t masturbate?

The clitoris is not meant for self pleasure.

It’s meant for creating a child!!

Wanna know why you feel shit after flicking your bean?

Because you’re destroying your body and soul! By touching your clitoris, you are sending poisonous chemicals to your brain.

Clitoris = devils doorbell. And guess what? If you keep pressing it, the devil will eventually answer. "

Oooh! Ding Dong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, it's gone,the original page. But this one is a joke page with a lot of the same content

https://www.facebook.com/Christians-Against-Masturbation-155190594629634/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men need to make sure before proposing marriage to a woman, that they haven’t self-assaulted their sin cave.

A woman’s fingers are for diamond rings. Not for ringing the devils doorbell!!!!

Have you been on that Christians against masturbation FB page?!

Oh my god does that exist?! I wanna join

You have to look. It’s the funniest thing ever. It absolutely can’t be for real!

It is real

No way!!!

I legit can’t find it?’ Can see ‘against pot’ and ‘against dinosaurs’ and ‘against science’ but not masturbation?!

I’m sure it was FB! Was years ago though! Ah damn!

It was , I saw it on there too ..

Ah so I’m not going mad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Child free by choice so wanking my life away! Haha

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That women shouldn’t masturbate?

The clitoris is not meant for self pleasure.

It’s meant for creating a child!!

Wanna know why you feel shit after flicking your bean?

Because you’re destroying your body and soul! By touching your clitoris, you are sending poisonous chemicals to your brain.

Clitoris = devils doorbell. And guess what? If you keep pressing it, the devil will eventually answer. "

I AM THE DEVIL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That women shouldn’t masturbate?

The clitoris is not meant for self pleasure.

It’s meant for creating a child!!

Wanna know why you feel shit after flicking your bean?

Because you’re destroying your body and soul! By touching your clitoris, you are sending poisonous chemicals to your brain.

Clitoris = devils doorbell. And guess what? If you keep pressing it, the devil will eventually answer.

I AM THE DEVIL

Never let the devil have the last word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So... just so I'm clear. If I ever found this clitoris thing and rubbed it the woman would turn into the devil...

Like an evil magic lamp!

Things are slowly starting to fall into place.

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney

Hummm...so...can you summon a bacon sandwich? If not it's a freaking waste of powers..

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By *orkshireBeef26Man
over a year ago

Kirkella

"That women shouldn’t masturbate?

The clitoris is not meant for self pleasure.

It’s meant for creating a child!!

Wanna know why you feel shit after flicking your bean?

Because you’re destroying your body and soul! By touching your clitoris, you are sending poisonous chemicals to your brain.

Clitoris = devils doorbell. And guess what? If you keep pressing it, the devil will eventually answer. "

Can I come and Lick Clit please xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That women shouldn’t masturbate?

The clitoris is not meant for self pleasure.

It’s meant for creating a child!!

Wanna know why you feel shit after flicking your bean?

Because you’re destroying your body and soul! By touching your clitoris, you are sending poisonous chemicals to your brain.

Clitoris = devils doorbell. And guess what? If you keep pressing it, the devil will eventually answer.

Can I come and Lick Clit please xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish my Penis was bigger than a clitorus, you made me feel bad now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just get others to touch it for you

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

No I agree.

They should let me do it for them instead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" I wish my Penis was bigger than a clitorus, you made me feel bad now."

To be fair, my clitoris is 17 inches long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That women shouldn’t masturbate?

The clitoris is not meant for self pleasure.

It’s meant for creating a child!!

Wanna know why you feel shit after flicking your bean?

Because you’re destroying your body and soul! By touching your clitoris, you are sending poisonous chemicals to your brain.

Clitoris = devils doorbell. And guess what? If you keep pressing it, the devil will eventually answer. "

Who told you that bullshit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some brilliant posts here, thanks for brightening up my day already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Incubus, and.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That women shouldn’t masturbate?

The clitoris is not meant for self pleasure.

It’s meant for creating a child!!

Wanna know why you feel shit after flicking your bean?

Because you’re destroying your body and soul! By touching your clitoris, you are sending poisonous chemicals to your brain.

Clitoris = devils doorbell. And guess what? If you keep pressing it, the devil will eventually answer.

Who told you that bullshit?"

What bullshit? It’s all solid fact. Read the bible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some brilliant posts here, thanks for brightening up my day already

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

And of course a little baby kitten dies each time you do. Hence ‘killing kittens’.

Just no ladies - wait for a man to sort you and your needs out. Plenty of us on here keen to help.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And of course a little baby kitten dies each time you do. Hence ‘killing kittens’.

Just no ladies - wait for a man to sort you and your needs out. Plenty of us on here keen to help. "

Exactly this.

Female masturbation kills kittens.

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