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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

to me please

The horn is ridiculous. Its either all or nothing and for the last week its definitely been all. Even eyeing up chair legs

Please tell me your feeling it too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m feeling it too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m feeling it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with a bit of the horn ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeppp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt here in the bath.

Too dam clean n boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raises hand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to me please

The horn is ridiculous. Its either all or nothing and for the last week its definitely been all. Even eyeing up chair legs

Please tell me your feeling it too...

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Im feeling you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely one of the affected here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mud, muddy mud mud.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"to me please

The horn is ridiculous. Its either all or nothing and for the last week its definitely been all. Even eyeing up chair legs

Please tell me your feeling it too...

Im feeling you too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mud, muddy mud mud....."

Ooff!

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

I'm having to put deep heat on my hands before I go to bed, so I don't have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm having to put deep heat on my hands before I go to bed, so I don't have a wank

That may be considered a form of pleasure in some circumstances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually think I'll spontaneously combust if I don't have sex soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually think I'll spontaneously combust if I don't have sex soon "

Same. I’m not even joking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done something similar by accident the other day, went to bed with a headache, used tiger balm in my forehead, that didn’t work so thought I’d try self self relief and totally forgot what was still on my fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d bum you to within an inch of your life then wipe my cock on the curtains as I leave

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

"I'm having to put deep heat on my hands before I go to bed, so I don't have a wank

That may be considered a form of pleasure in some circumstances

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not if it goes on the bell- end

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Yup.

Like a Rhino. Horny horny horny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm having to put deep heat on my hands before I go to bed, so I don't have a wank

That may be considered a form of pleasure in some circumstances

not if it goes on the bell- end

It’s quite pleasurable on nipples...my friend told me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d bum you to within an inch of your life then wipe my cock on the curtains as I leave

Ooff..Promises,Promises. No curtains though unfortunately

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

Hornier than a full brass band most of the damn time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to me please

The horn is ridiculous. Its either all or nothing and for the last week its definitely been all. Even eyeing up chair legs

Please tell me your feeling it too...

Crumpets dripping in butter garnished with butter -pure filth x

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

"Done something similar by accident the other day, went to bed with a headache, used tiger balm in my forehead, that didn’t work so thought I’d try self self relief and totally forgot what was still on my fingers :-

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and be careful if you've just used alcohol sanitizer

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Always me that's the odd cunt out.

I bought a new wand last payday. Fucking waste of money.

Don't get me wrong it works great, pretty colour. Great piece of kit...just my fanny has decided it has had enough of sexual stuff and it now a redundant body part

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

"I'm having to put deep heat on my hands before I go to bed, so I don't have a wank

That may be considered a form of pleasure in some circumstances

not if it goes on the bell- end

It’s quite pleasurable on nipples...my friend told me

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have you tried it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always me that's the odd cunt out.

I bought a new wand last payday. Fucking waste of money.

Don't get me wrong it works great, pretty colour. Great piece of kit...just my fanny has decided it has had enough of sexual stuff and it now a redundant body part "

the odd cunt out

I love you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"to me please

The horn is ridiculous. Its either all or nothing and for the last week its definitely been all. Even eyeing up chair legs

Please tell me your feeling it too...

Crumpets dripping in butter garnished with butter -pure filth x

Now we are talking

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I swear my virginity has grown back since lockdown

nearly gave myself friction burns from too much masturbation last weekend! Wondering if Boris will give special dispensation for meets if we wear masks and just do doggy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't stop the horn and no one to help me out with it either it's getting down as I need more of a release than a quick wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always me that's the odd cunt out.

I bought a new wand last payday. Fucking waste of money.

Don't get me wrong it works great, pretty colour. Great piece of kit...just my fanny has decided it has had enough of sexual stuff and it now a redundant body part "

Makita sds on special This week at b and q that should move you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to me please

The horn is ridiculous. Its either all or nothing and for the last week its definitely been all. Even eyeing up chair legs

Please tell me your feeling it too...

Crumpets dripping in butter garnished with butter -pure filth x

Now we are talking

Lick meeeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to me please

The horn is ridiculous. Its either all or nothing and for the last week its definitely been all. Even eyeing up chair legs

Please tell me your feeling it too...

I'm gonna take a firm grip of your shoulders and press you up against a wall before I kiss your neck and nibble your ear lobes. I'll whisper in your ear that you're gonna get fucked while I run 1 hand up your skirt and tickle the inside of your thighs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d bum you to within an inch of your life then wipe my cock on the curtains as I leave

Ooff..Promises,Promises. No curtains though unfortunately

Beef curtains?

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By *agnar1980Man
over a year ago

Poole

Very horny, always am in the summer!! Could really with some assistance. IF anyone is interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually think I'll spontaneously combust if I don't have sex soon

Same. I’m not even joking "

Nora I'm about to heal up I swear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve wiped me arse on a commercial bleach wipe by mistake once if that’s any consolation ,week to sit properly after that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually think I'll spontaneously combust if I don't have sex soon

Same. I’m not even joking

Nora I'm about to heal up I swear.

I think I have!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to me please

The horn is ridiculous. Its either all or nothing and for the last week its definitely been all. Even eyeing up chair legs

Please tell me your feeling it too...

Good lord

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"to me please

The horn is ridiculous. Its either all or nothing and for the last week its definitely been all. Even eyeing up chair legs

Please tell me your feeling it too...

I hope your on your way as im fit to burst now..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tightly packed ham sandwich chuff is nice too

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I actually think I'll spontaneously combust if I don't have sex soon

Same. I’m not even joking

Nora I'm about to heal up I swear.

I've got my fire hose at the ready.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"to me please

The horn is ridiculous. Its either all or nothing and for the last week its definitely been all. Even eyeing up chair legs

Please tell me your feeling it too...

Good lord "

Hes no use Nora.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually think I'll spontaneously combust if I don't have sex soon

Same. I’m not even joking "
Me too, let's sort this out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m feeling it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve wiped me arse on a commercial bleach wipe by mistake once if that’s any consolation ,week to sit properly after that one

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So these chair legs ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a hard-on going to waste if you lot are so horny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d bum you to within an inch of your life then wipe my cock on the curtains as I leave

Ooff..Promises,Promises. No curtains though unfortunately

Beef curtains?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually think I'll spontaneously combust if I don't have sex soon

Same. I’m not even joking Me too, let's sort this out

Ooooh lets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its getting hot in here. I think we should all just strip naked and fuck !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to me please

The horn is ridiculous. Its either all or nothing and for the last week its definitely been all. Even eyeing up chair legs

Please tell me your feeling it too...

Good lord "

I'll forcefully turn you around and spank your ass as I take off your top. I'll kiss down your spine and drop to my knees before feeding on your pussy and ass. You'll arch your back and grab my head to force my face deeper inside you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to me please

The horn is ridiculous. Its either all or nothing and for the last week its definitely been all. Even eyeing up chair legs

Please tell me your feeling it too...

Good lord

Do carry on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So these chair legs ?

The legs are now wobbly

Wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a hard-on going to waste if you lot are so horny

Shit dont waste it..Get it in a hole

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

"I’ve wiped me arse on a commercial bleach wipe by mistake once if that’s any consolation ,week to sit properly after that one

The way this virus is lingering around like a bad smell, that bleach wipe might be common sight on meets

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By *riental_brit_studMan
over a year ago

London

Love dirty talk and role play. Happy to talk dirty with you OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to me please

The horn is ridiculous. Its either all or nothing and for the last week its definitely been all. Even eyeing up chair legs

Please tell me your feeling it too...

Good lord

Do carry on

Yes, do !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"to me please

The horn is ridiculous. Its either all or nothing and for the last week its definitely been all. Even eyeing up chair legs

Please tell me your feeling it too...

Good lord

Do carry on

Yes, do !

Hes on a role ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to me please

The horn is ridiculous. Its either all or nothing and for the last week its definitely been all. Even eyeing up chair legs

Please tell me your feeling it too...

Good lord

Do carry on

Once I've had my fill, I'll get back to my feet and spin you around to face me. I'll grab you in nice and close and kiss you slow and passionately as I start to take my shirt off. Your hands make a start at undoing my jeans as I gently push you down to your knees to feed you my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So these chair legs ?

The legs are now wobbly

Wasn't me

Bar stool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to me please

The horn is ridiculous. Its either all or nothing and for the last week its definitely been all. Even eyeing up chair legs

Please tell me your feeling it too...

Good lord

Do carry on

. On ya bike. NOW!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its getting hot in here. I think we should all just strip naked and fuck !!

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Omg there's movement in my Calvins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta love lots of lady horn .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its getting hot in here. I think we should all just strip naked and fuck !!

Omg there's movement in my Calvins

that’s my hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its getting hot in here. I think we should all just strip naked and fuck !!

Omg there's movement in my Calvins

that’s my hand "
Oooofftt im Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its getting hot in here. I think we should all just strip naked and fuck !!

Omg there's movement in my Calvins

that’s my hand Oooofftt im Done

Amen

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"Its getting hot in here. I think we should all just strip naked and fuck !!

Started busting off some 'Nelly' as I read your first sentence. Quite appropriate given the thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its getting hot in here. I think we should all just strip naked and fuck !!

Started busting off some 'Nelly' as I read your first sentence. Quite appropriate given the thread. "

Haha..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to me please

The horn is ridiculous. Its either all or nothing and for the last week its definitely been all. Even eyeing up chair legs

Please tell me your feeling it too...

Good lord

Do carry on

. On ya bike. NOW!"

I'll let you know when I've had enough when I start to guide you back to your feet before pushing you onto the bed. I'll bury my face in your pussy once again. Fingers and tongue working their magic to bring you to a climax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to me please

The horn is ridiculous. Its either all or nothing and for the last week its definitely been all. Even eyeing up chair legs

Please tell me your feeling it too...

Good lord

Do carry on

. On ya bike. NOW!

Just don’t keep me waiting as long as you just did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to me please

The horn is ridiculous. Its either all or nothing and for the last week its definitely been all. Even eyeing up chair legs

Please tell me your feeling it too...

Good lord

Do carry on

. On ya bike. NOW!

Just don’t keep me waiting as long as you just did!"

Haha....sorry but I was putting the young lad to bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to me please

The horn is ridiculous. Its either all or nothing and for the last week its definitely been all. Even eyeing up chair legs

Please tell me your feeling it too...

Good lord

Do carry on

. On ya bike. NOW!

Just don’t keep me waiting as long as you just did!

Haha....sorry but I was putting the young lad to bed!

Ah ok I’ll let you off. Although that killed it a bit. Can we start again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im getting a second wind

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By *igbyMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Definitely feeling horny met up with my potential fb om Monday just kissing and chatting and got the raging horn .

I let her know ho horny I felt and told her I would have to have to do something about it when I got home .

She told me to film it and send her it .

Wow I was so turned on I came like a fountain calling out her name..

Now I can't wait to have her in a couple of weeks time..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This was great reading hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im getting a second wind

Do you need burping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone up for phone fun ? Feeling really really naughty

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