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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not done this in a while.

PM someone a message for someone else you fancy. They post it in thread. Fuckery ensues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play messenger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckery you say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not done this in a while.

PM someone a message for someone else you fancy. They post it in thread. Fuckery ensues "

I'm in and will pass on your messages

However, if fuckery does not ensue I will be taking action.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuckery you say? "

I did

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not done this in a while.

PM someone a message for someone else you fancy. They post it in thread. Fuckery ensues

I'm in and will pass on your messages

However, if fuckery does not ensue I will be taking action. "

Will it be fuckery action?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in as a messenger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy all you blokes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not done this in a while.

PM someone a message for someone else you fancy. They post it in thread. Fuckery ensues

I'm in and will pass on your messages

However, if fuckery does not ensue I will be taking action.

Will it be fuckery action?"

If absolutely necessary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do some messages though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone see the footy at the weekend?

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

RAWWWR!!!! Making an entrance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a look,

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

I'll help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, more through hope than anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'll now, naughty Nippy, my well fit mate says that she hopes you enjoyed the prickles! She'll make sure to get some cling film in..

Not sure what's going on but it sounds kinky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not sure how this happened but theres 1 girl here haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And 35 lads

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

No she doesn't

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Welcome to Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure how this happened but theres 1 girl here haha "

Your thread's too popular for its own good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be in for this, I’ll be postman again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sure how this happened but theres 1 girl here haha

Your thread's too popular for its own good "

Quick do your mating call to attract women

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Welcome to Fab

"

All attention on you then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure how this happened but theres 1 girl here haha

Your thread's too popular for its own good

Quick do your mating call to attract women "

I'll fire up the helicopter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*gets the popcorn*

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

My box is open

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sure how this happened but theres 1 girl here haha

Your thread's too popular for its own good

Quick do your mating call to attract women

I'll fire up the helicopter "

Mate I did one too haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But my left tit bounces as well looks stupid

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Welcome to Fab

All attention on you then lol "

And now Sparkles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh lorenzo

My very attractive mate says....

please tell LVM I love to lick his helmet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A young lady with a gorgeous looking bum has asked me to tell LVM she needs to see more shower videos

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

I’ll be in for a short while before I fall asleep ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out this time....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll be in for a short while before I fall asleep .... "

I already am

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...

I'm in for a bit and happy to be messenger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to be in this thread

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

A friend says....

Can you ask sparkle why she never opens her mail ?

Keep me anonymous please

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"I’ll be in for a short while before I fall asleep ....

I already am "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll be in for a short while before I fall asleep ....

I already am

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry for the delay, real life calls occasionally....

My v.horny gorgeous specimen of a mate says:

"Would you let Mrs Bluebell Racer know that those legs of hers would look much better wrapped around my neck"

Make sure you get that wax in first Mrs B, and send pics....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in... and I have for LVM off my gorgeous red headed bestie - she would love to lick your body all over, even if it was covered in chilli powder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We'll now, naughty Nippy, my well fit mate says that she hopes you enjoyed the prickles! She'll make sure to get some cling film in..

Not sure what's going on but it sounds kinky "

No idea....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in... and I have for LVM off my gorgeous red headed bestie - she would love to lick your body all over, even if it was covered in chilli powder

"

Oh good lord I'll see if I can find some cream to cool that tongue down a bit

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Isn’t it better to just tell them directly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

late as usual

can i play please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in... and I have for LVM off my gorgeous red headed bestie - she would love to lick your body all over, even if it was covered in chilli powder

Oh good lord I'll see if I can find some cream to cool that tongue down a bit "

I’m just going to pull up a chair and watch from the corner while this happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A young lady with a gorgeous looking bum has asked me to tell LVM she needs to see more shower videos "

Your mate might be in for a bit of a wait but I'll try to make it worth their while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never played before. I'm in.

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By *man_4Man
over a year ago

London

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Quack baby, my stunning newbie mate says she's not a lesbian but if she were she would lick your boobies o.O

Oh God, I need to see that Turn her Quack!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’m in for a bit

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

A friend has asked me to let

Alis Volat Propriis that she has the most amazing boobs and they would like to bite them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in =)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, I'll be messenger though as I have a bit of a spicy tongue right now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh Quack baby, my stunning newbie mate says she's not a lesbian but if she were she would lick your boobies o.O

Oh God, I need to see that Turn her Quack! "

i do like a challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tman_4 a beautiful mate told me that she wants to look at your anus while you are singing Celine Dion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Late to the party, but I’m so in!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tman_4 a beautiful mate told me that she wants to look at your anus while you are singing Celine Dion "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lola, my chickpea loving friend, a very beautiful person just popped up in my box saying....

Please can you let LolaDaisy know she has the best bum on Fab and she is genuinely a beautiful lady inside and out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please tell CuriousCats that I'm having a down day.. I need her mouth to come cheer me up please.

Thank you

From a girl with a beautiful healthy anus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my darling NSP.. When you finally catch up to this.. my gorgeous man friend said

tell Not So Posh that I know she's not "in" but I think she's adorable and a beautiful friend who I'd definitely DO

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Sorry for the delay, real life calls occasionally....

My v.horny gorgeous specimen of a mate says:

"Would you let Mrs Bluebell Racer know that those legs of hers would look much better wrapped around my neck"

Make sure you get that wax in first Mrs B, and send pics...."

If they're planning what I think they are... there won't be any vag in the picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please tell CuriousCats that I'm having a down day.. I need her mouth to come cheer me up please.

Thank you

From a girl with a beautiful healthy anus "

My mouth is very happy to oblige

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lola, my chickpea loving friend, a very beautiful person just popped up in my box saying....

Please can you let LolaDaisy know she has the best bum on Fab and she is genuinely a beautiful lady inside and out."

Awh, thank you to whoever sent this, you sweetie

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Someone I know said: LBC, I want to wrestle your bumhole into submission with my dainty man hands and make her squirt milkshake....

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"late as usual

can i play please? "

With me? Sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend says.....

Can you tell Quack she needs a road trip beyond the wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her name was Lola... she has a message... From a FAF mate of mine...

please let Lola know that I think her booty is incredible and that I'm very much looking forward to TH reopening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please tell Vine that I remember the way he drives me wild while fucking a watermelon in summer.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Please tell Vine that I remember the way he drives me wild while fucking a watermelon in summer. "

Sounds like all your own work fella!

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By *man_4Man
over a year ago

London


"Tman_4 a beautiful mate told me that she wants to look at your anus while you are singing Celine Dion "

Haha, very creative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please tell Vine that I remember the way he drives me wild while fucking a watermelon in summer.

Sounds like all your own work fella! "

Moi ? I wouldn't never do that ? Wait are we talking about fucking the watermelon or writing that message ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ey Up LVM, I've a pretty sensational mate who said

Could you tell Lorenzo to bend over my knee for a spanking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ey Up LVM, I've a pretty sensational mate who said

Could you tell Lorenzo to bend over my knee for a spanking? "

What's the worst that could happen?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Please tell Vine that I remember the way he drives me wild while fucking a watermelon in summer.

Sounds like all your own work fella!

Moi ? I wouldn't never do that ? Wait are we talking about fucking the watermelon or writing that message ?? "

You are infamous for the nasty things you do to watermelons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ey Up LVM, I've a pretty sensational mate who said

Could you tell Lorenzo to bend over my knee for a spanking?

What's the worst that could happen? "

You could learn to love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Her name was Lola... she has a message... From a FAF mate of mine...

please let Lola know that I think her booty is incredible and that I'm very much looking forward to TH reopening "

Why thank you, as am I. Hopefully I'll see you there, mysterious messenger

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Tman_4 a beautiful mate told me that she wants to look at your anus while you are singing Celine Dion "

This is so made up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please tell Vine that I remember the way he drives me wild while fucking a watermelon in summer.

Sounds like all your own work fella!

Moi ? I wouldn't never do that ? Wait are we talking about fucking the watermelon or writing that message ??

You are infamous for the nasty things you do to watermelons "

The watermelon never complain

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Ey Up LVM, I've a pretty sensational mate who said

Could you tell Lorenzo to bend over my knee for a spanking?

What's the worst that could happen?

You could learn to love it "

Lincolnshire could be quite the party!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone I know said: LBC, I want to wrestle your bumhole into submission with my dainty man hands and make her squirt milkshake.... "

How do you know I squirt milkshake?!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, Mr and Mrs Bluebell Racer.

My gorgeous friend says that you’re so sexy they make her melt!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemonbuttercream...My handsome mate would love his hands and mouth all over your sexy body, and you can even keep your sexy glasses on too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you tell lemonbuttercream

I'd love my hands and mouth all over that sexy body and she can keep her sexy glasses on too

This one is real and not made up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone I know said: LBC, I want to wrestle your bumhole into submission with my dainty man hands and make her squirt milkshake....

How do you know I squirt milkshake?!. "

It’s handy if you do

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Hey, Mr and Mrs Bluebell Racer.

My gorgeous friend says that you’re so sexy they make her melt!!! "

What can I do to help?...

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Isn’t it better to just tell them directly? "

Probably but that’s too much like being a grown up. This childish schoolyard stuff is much more fun.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Lola daisy a dear friend of mine says

Please tell LolaDaisy that i fancy the pretty little dress off of her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey,

Could you please tell LemonButterCream that I know she's straight, but all the same I think she's stunning

This one is real too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you tell lemonbuttercream

I'd love my hands and mouth all over that sexy body and she can keep her sexy glasses on too

This one is real and not made up"

Definitely not made up because I had it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skydrol, my beautiful blonde bestie said,

"please can you tell Skydrol I want him under my desk, with his head between my legs, but can he keep his tie on?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My most beautiful mate on the forum who actually does send amazing vag says:

"Please can you tell CuriousCats, that if she brings her nipple clamps, I could possibly be submissive... for a while anyway "

Can you please write "Nippy" on her left glasses lense in sharpie when you do and take a pic for me please....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AlisVolat my sexy mate says that you look bangin in your avatar with that sexy lingerie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lemonbuttercream...My handsome mate would love his hands and mouth all over your sexy body, and you can even keep your sexy glasses on too

"

We would definitely have to keep my glasses on as I can't see a thing without them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lola daisy a dear friend of mine says

Please tell LolaDaisy that i fancy the pretty little dress off of her "

Thank you, maybe you could help me out of it?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Isn’t it better to just tell them directly?

Probably but that’s too much like being a grown up. This childish schoolyard stuff is much more fun. "

It does seem to be! I’ll embrace my inner child then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone I know said: LBC, I want to wrestle your bumhole into submission with my dainty man hands and make her squirt milkshake....

How do you know I squirt milkshake?!. "

Lucky guess.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Skydrol, my beautiful blonde bestie said,

"please can you tell Skydrol I want him under my desk, with his head between my legs, but can he keep his tie on?" "

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Hey,

Could you please tell LemonButterCream that I know she's straight, but all the same I think she's stunning

This one is real too

"

I love how you’re the only person on the thread who has to clarify it’s not made up.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

A gentleman in my inbox says:

Could you tell AVP that I’d love to massage her boobs with baby oil and suck on her nipples. She doesn’t have to wear a bag on her head either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F&B my hot mate says that she will not pay you anymore backhanded compliments. You habe to earn them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are in to play x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A gentleman in my inbox says:

Could you tell AVP that I’d love to massage her boobs with baby oil and suck on her nipples. She doesn’t have to wear a bag on her head either!"

actually laughed out loud when I read this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey,

Could you please tell LemonButterCream that I know she's straight, but all the same I think she's stunning

This one is real too

I love how you’re the only person on the thread who has to clarify it’s not made up. "

I absolutely don't understand why

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Please tell Vine that I remember the way he drives me wild while fucking a watermelon in summer.

Sounds like all your own work fella!

Moi ? I wouldn't never do that ? Wait are we talking about fucking the watermelon or writing that message ??

You are infamous for the nasty things you do to watermelons

The watermelon never complain "

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

A cheeky chappy says:

Hey could you tell Louanna Jo

Id love to find out how you react to an ice cube on your skin x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F&B you’re popular, another sexy mate says

She would happily take the place of a watermelon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"F&B you’re popular, another sexy mate says

She would happily take the place of a watermelon "

Depends on how juicy her pussy is !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in for a wee while

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Late and in.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I like reading these, can not participate in this one, maybe the next time

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"A cheeky chappy says:

Hey could you tell Louanna Jo

Id love to find out how you react to an ice cube on your skin x"

I imagine I’d get wet when it melted ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"F&B you’re popular, another sexy mate says

She would happily take the place of a watermelon

Depends on how juicy her pussy is ! "

I’ll see if she responds

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

In again.

Happy to relay messages too.

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over a year ago

I sent a great a one and then the cheeky fuckers laughed at it and buggered off without posting it.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sent a great a one and then the cheeky fuckers laughed at it and buggered off without posting it..... "
Thats harsh

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"I sent a great a one and then the cheeky fuckers laughed at it and buggered off without posting it..... Thats harsh "

Sent it to me! I'll post it!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"F&B you’re popular, another sexy mate says

She would happily take the place of a watermelon

Depends on how juicy her pussy is ! "

Lip smackingly juicy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lazy as fuck mate who's hedging his bets on all the fitties says:

"Can you tell LBC, Quack, AVP, Louanna & Lola that I can't decide who I fancy most and that they should wrestle in a pool of KY jelly to help me figure it out."

I wanna be ref - LBC, you will go on my first whistle!

P.s, you missed out Mrs B but I'm not complaining, I'll have a private wrestle with that one....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sent a great a one and then the cheeky fuckers laughed at it and buggered off without posting it..... Thats harsh

Sent it to me! I'll post it! "

It was amazing, and it'll go to the grave between the two of us unless cc gets her arse back soon.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lazy as fuck mate who's hedging his bets on all the fitties says:

"Can you tell LBC, Quack, AVP, Louanna & Lola that I can't decide who I fancy most and that they should wrestle in a pool of KY jelly to help me figure it out."

I wanna be ref - LBC, you will go on my first whistle!

P.s, you missed out Mrs B but I'm not complaining, I'll have a private wrestle with that one....! "

That actually sounds pretty fun...

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By *oc30Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

In to play

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By *roubleInMindCouple
over a year ago

Greater Manchester


"My lazy as fuck mate who's hedging his bets on all the fitties says:

"Can you tell LBC, Quack, AVP, Louanna & Lola that I can't decide who I fancy most and that they should wrestle in a pool of KY jelly to help me figure it out."

I wanna be ref - LBC, you will go on my first whistle!

P.s, you missed out Mrs B but I'm not complaining, I'll have a private wrestle with that one....! "

Your mate sounds like a wise and learned man and his words should be heartily headed

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"My lazy as fuck mate who's hedging his bets on all the fitties says:

"Can you tell LBC, Quack, AVP, Louanna & Lola that I can't decide who I fancy most and that they should wrestle in a pool of KY jelly to help me figure it out."

I wanna be ref - LBC, you will go on my first whistle!

P.s, you missed out Mrs B but I'm not complaining, I'll have a private wrestle with that one....! "

Can we wrestle in baby oil instead please? KY jelly makes me feel a bit ill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lazy as fuck mate who's hedging his bets on all the fitties says:

"Can you tell LBC, Quack, AVP, Louanna & Lola that I can't decide who I fancy most and that they should wrestle in a pool of KY jelly to help me figure it out."

I wanna be ref - LBC, you will go on my first whistle!

P.s, you missed out Mrs B but I'm not complaining, I'll have a private wrestle with that one....! "

Damn, i'll have to help your mate decide

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"My lazy as fuck mate who's hedging his bets on all the fitties says:

"Can you tell LBC, Quack, AVP, Louanna & Lola that I can't decide who I fancy most and that they should wrestle in a pool of KY jelly to help me figure it out."

I wanna be ref - LBC, you will go on my first whistle!

P.s, you missed out Mrs B but I'm not complaining, I'll have a private wrestle with that one....!

Can we wrestle in baby oil instead please? KY jelly makes me feel a bit ill. "

Oh never mind it’s not what I thought it was! As you were....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lazy as fuck mate who's hedging his bets on all the fitties says:

"Can you tell LBC, Quack, AVP, Louanna & Lola that I can't decide who I fancy most and that they should wrestle in a pool of KY jelly to help me figure it out."

I wanna be ref - LBC, you will go on my first whistle!

P.s, you missed out Mrs B but I'm not complaining, I'll have a private wrestle with that one....!

Can we wrestle in baby oil instead please? KY jelly makes me feel a bit ill.

Oh never mind it’s not what I thought it was! As you were.... "

I’ll just watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lazy as fuck mate who's hedging his bets on all the fitties says:

"Can you tell LBC, Quack, AVP, Louanna & Lola that I can't decide who I fancy most and that they should wrestle in a pool of KY jelly to help me figure it out."

I wanna be ref - LBC, you will go on my first whistle!

P.s, you missed out Mrs B but I'm not complaining, I'll have a private wrestle with that one....!

Can we wrestle in baby oil instead please? KY jelly makes me feel a bit ill.

Oh never mind it’s not what I thought it was! As you were.... "

Lazy bloke mate says can I see if LJ would be willing to wrestle in coconut oil because apparently bits edible. Don't eat it ffs kids, ok, just get slippery! If you're looking for edible I'd suggest Angel Delight....

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"My lazy as fuck mate who's hedging his bets on all the fitties says:

"Can you tell LBC, Quack, AVP, Louanna & Lola that I can't decide who I fancy most and that they should wrestle in a pool of KY jelly to help me figure it out."

I wanna be ref - LBC, you will go on my first whistle!

P.s, you missed out Mrs B but I'm not complaining, I'll have a private wrestle with that one....!

Can we wrestle in baby oil instead please? KY jelly makes me feel a bit ill.

Oh never mind it’s not what I thought it was! As you were....

Lazy bloke mate says can I see if LJ would be willing to wrestle in coconut oil because apparently bits edible. Don't eat it ffs kids, ok, just get slippery! If you're looking for edible I'd suggest Angel Delight.... "

Only if its butterscotch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nippy my hit friend wants you to treat her a fleshlight.

Well now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hot even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ey Up LVM, I've a pretty sensational mate who said

Could you tell Lorenzo to bend over my knee for a spanking?

What's the worst that could happen?

You could learn to love it

Lincolnshire could be quite the party! "

One hell of a party!! Mwahaha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My most beautiful mate on the forum who actually does send amazing vag says:

"Please can you tell CuriousCats, that if she brings her nipple clamps, I could possibly be submissive... for a while anyway "

Can you please write "Nippy" on her left glasses lense in sharpie when you do and take a pic for me please....? "

Oh I wonder who that could be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey there Quacksplat,

My mate asks is it possible if he Schweppe you off your feet and get to keep you forever ???

P..S you can play with his long J Momoa length hair and beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quack your popular in my box and if these lads have their way, they will be busy in yours....

Hi mate. Can you please tell Quack that I'll happily take two black eyes from her boobs bouncing on my face.

Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OH VINE! Pay attention pal!

My beautiful mate wants me to say that although you have never spoken she enjoys reading your posts around the forum and she like the way you think.

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Quack your popular in my box and if these lads have their way, they will be busy in yours....

Hi mate. Can you please tell Quack that I'll happily take two black eyes from her boobs bouncing on my face.

Thanks."

I think we'd all take that hit

Those hits*

Tits*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"F&B you’re popular, another sexy mate says

She would happily take the place of a watermelon

Depends on how juicy her pussy is ! "

My mate says Its so juicy it will be dripping down his chin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a doctor in the house???????

Please can you tell fabulousandbearded I accidentally came over his dick picture too much and now my vagina is broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One here from a hunky mate. Hi, can you please tell Lemon that I want to work her like a ventriloquist's puppet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you please kindly tell Dynamic that I love the shade of his blue Calvin Kleins. And also his body.

(And don’t add anything stupid onto it please )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this is a match made in fab heaven - two utterly beautiful ppl! My mate who still hasn't worked out where the dildo goes would like to say:

"Can you tell Magneto I would let him bite my nipples and spank me with a belt? :p"

She doesn't tell many people what she rubs into her nipples on a daily basis, but if you don't mind a strong fish smell I'm sure you'll be on to a winner, just spank her hard and wash your face afterwards...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"F&B you’re popular, another sexy mate says

She would happily take the place of a watermelon

Depends on how juicy her pussy is !

My mate says Its so juicy it will be dripping down his chin "

Up for it then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nippy my hit friend wants you to treat her a fleshlight.

Well now "

Like a genuine gangster wants me to buy them a sex toy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nippy my hit friend wants you to treat her a fleshlight.

Well now

Like a genuine gangster wants me to buy them a sex toy? "

If I use fab translate and a little imagination then the answer is - yes please come and get it....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you please kindly tell Dynamic that I love the shade of his blue Calvin Kleins. And also his body.

(And don’t add anything stupid onto it please )"
Well helloooooo reveal yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you please kindly tell Dynamic that I love the shade of his blue Calvin Kleins. And also his body.

(And don’t add anything stupid onto it please )Well helloooooo reveal yourself "

It was me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you please kindly tell Dynamic that I love the shade of his blue Calvin Kleins. And also his body.

(And don’t add anything stupid onto it please )Well helloooooo reveal yourself

It was me "

She sent me that line by pm^

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Well this is a match made in fab heaven - two utterly beautiful ppl! My mate who still hasn't worked out where the dildo goes would like to say:

"Can you tell Magneto I would let him bite my nipples and spank me with a belt? :p"

She doesn't tell many people what she rubs into her nipples on a daily basis, but if you don't mind a strong fish smell I'm sure you'll be on to a winner, just spank her hard and wash your face afterwards...! "

It's fine I can turn my nose off and on at will.

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By *lasphemouscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

A simply gorgeous lady says...

“Could you tell Oreo I'd love to get him wet and see if he melts in my mouth”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The beautiful Miss LBC

Could you tell Lemon that I wish I could grow another cock to help her realise her dvp dream.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Go on I’ll join, what’s left of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my! I'm leaking a little myself after reading this.... My gorgeous mate says:

"Can you please tell Lola that I would most likely jizz there and then if I pulled her knickers down and revealed her hairy mound. It's stunning."

I have a messy image now in my head that won't go away.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a by stander tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you please kindly tell Dynamic that I love the shade of his blue Calvin Kleins. And also his body.

(And don’t add anything stupid onto it please )Well helloooooo reveal yourself

It was me

She sent me that line by pm^ "

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Could you please kindly tell Dynamic that I love the shade of his blue Calvin Kleins. And also his body.

(And don’t add anything stupid onto it please )Well helloooooo reveal yourself

It was me

She sent me that line by pm^ "

The “don’t add anything stupid” was an instruction for the messenger. He needs such guidance otherwise things go astray.....

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Jumping in here. Go easy on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol daisy I'm supposed to tell you, you're body art is the real thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you please kindly tell Dynamic that I love the shade of his blue Calvin Kleins. And also his body.

(And don’t add anything stupid onto it please )Well helloooooo reveal yourself

It was me

She sent me that line by pm^

The “don’t add anything stupid” was an instruction for the messenger. He needs such guidance otherwise things go astray..... "

Well I didn't add anything to the initial message. I added it afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol daisy I'm supposed to tell you, you're body art is the real thing!"

I'll go ahead and assume this is for me... Yepp, it absolutely is =) thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you please kindly tell Dynamic that I love the shade of his blue Calvin Kleins. And also his body.

(And don’t add anything stupid onto it please )Well helloooooo reveal yourself

It was me

She sent me that line by pm^ "
Ok, was a bit, shit i don't really like beard's, how to let you down gently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skydrol my lovely mate told me to tell you that your belly button could do with a flaccid penis tickling it.

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"My lazy as fuck mate who's hedging his bets on all the fitties says:

"Can you tell LBC, Quack, AVP, Louanna & Lola that I can't decide who I fancy most and that they should wrestle in a pool of KY jelly to help me figure it out."

I wanna be ref - LBC, you will go on my first whistle!

P.s, you missed out Mrs B but I'm not complaining, I'll have a private wrestle with that one....!

Can we wrestle in baby oil instead please? KY jelly makes me feel a bit ill.

Oh never mind it’s not what I thought it was! As you were....

Lazy bloke mate says can I see if LJ would be willing to wrestle in coconut oil because apparently bits edible. Don't eat it ffs kids, ok, just get slippery! If you're looking for edible I'd suggest Angel Delight.... "

Is LJ me? If so... yes. Love a bit of coconut oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quack your popular in my box and if these lads have their way, they will be busy in yours....

Hi mate. Can you please tell Quack that I'll happily take two black eyes from her boobs bouncing on my face.

Thanks."

Hahaha ill get your mate to sign an agreement to that affect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lazy as fuck mate who's hedging his bets on all the fitties says:

"Can you tell LBC, Quack, AVP, Louanna & Lola that I can't decide who I fancy most and that they should wrestle in a pool of KY jelly to help me figure it out."

I wanna be ref - LBC, you will go on my first whistle!

P.s, you missed out Mrs B but I'm not complaining, I'll have a private wrestle with that one....!

Can we wrestle in baby oil instead please? KY jelly makes me feel a bit ill.

Oh never mind it’s not what I thought it was! As you were....

Lazy bloke mate says can I see if LJ would be willing to wrestle in coconut oil because apparently bits edible. Don't eat it ffs kids, ok, just get slippery! If you're looking for edible I'd suggest Angel Delight....

Is LJ me? If so... yes. Love a bit of coconut oil "

Tbf he did actually say Louanna Jo, I just put LJ to add a touch of laziness for effect....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you be a darling and tell Dynamic that I want to steal his shift and have him try and take it back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you be a darling and tell Dynamic that I want to steal his shift and have him try and take it back "

You not your mate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

_aughtyandhandsome, my beautiful friend says, that smile turns her on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many to say...

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"My lazy as fuck mate who's hedging his bets on all the fitties says:

"Can you tell LBC, Quack, AVP, Louanna & Lola that I can't decide who I fancy most and that they should wrestle in a pool of KY jelly to help me figure it out."

I wanna be ref - LBC, you will go on my first whistle!

P.s, you missed out Mrs B but I'm not complaining, I'll have a private wrestle with that one....!

Can we wrestle in baby oil instead please? KY jelly makes me feel a bit ill.

Oh never mind it’s not what I thought it was! As you were....

Lazy bloke mate says can I see if LJ would be willing to wrestle in coconut oil because apparently bits edible. Don't eat it ffs kids, ok, just get slippery! If you're looking for edible I'd suggest Angel Delight....

Is LJ me? If so... yes. Love a bit of coconut oil

Tbf he did actually say Louanna Jo, I just put LJ to add a touch of laziness for effect.... "

I like LJ.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you be a darling and tell Dynamic that I want to steal his shift and have him try and take it back

You not your mate?"

My mate. Well she isn't really my mate as I have never spoke with her but I just copied her message and pasted it on here

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