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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What are you flinging and who is it being flung at?

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Mashed potato @ Sparkles007

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cream pie...at you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake. At any woman within range

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Trifle - at anyone who is in the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.

Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cream pie...at you

I mean you’ll have some melted ice cream coming back your way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh (non dairy) cream eclairs @gobbychick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cream pie...at you

I mean you’ll have some melted ice cream coming back your way

I'd like to see you throw melted ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trifle - at anyone who is in the way"

Need help licking it off?

(Sorry ... but someone was going to say it anyway)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cream pie...at you

I mean you’ll have some melted ice cream coming back your way

I'd like to see you throw melted ice cream

I’ll need a ladle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.

Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous

That's a flick from a spoon kinda food

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trifle - at anyone who is in the way

Need help licking it off?

(Sorry ... but someone was going to say it anyway)"

I’m figuring that there will be a mad clean up after using anything to... hand?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fresh (non dairy) cream eclairs @gobbychick "

Imagine getting a slap in the side of the head from an eclair

war would be declared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.

Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous

That's a flick from a spoon kinda food "

Yep ... never averse to a cheeky flick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trifle - at anyone who is in the way"

That seems a ...Trifle... unnecessary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.

Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous

That's a flick from a spoon kinda food "

Or or or .... beans! They are good for flicking!

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"Trifle - at anyone who is in the way

Need help licking it off?

(Sorry ... but someone was going to say it anyway)"

that is the best part

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.

Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous

That's a flick from a spoon kinda food

Or or or .... beans! They are good for flicking!"

Heinz seems a little pricy to fling so some 11p Tesco’s one will have to do

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"Trifle - at anyone who is in the way

That seems a ...Trifle... unnecessary

Haha

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

This is going to be gross so bear with me.....

Anal smoothie at Groot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is going to be gross so bear with me.....

Anal smoothie at Groot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is going to be gross so bear with me.....

Anal smoothie at Groot

Ermergerd like a banana smoothie enema

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Seems like a terrible waste of food

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods

Dear lord, do I need to issue PPE here

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Seems like a terrible waste of food

Who said we’re not going to eat it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seems like a terrible waste of food

Not when you consider who you could be licking it off of

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Seems like a terrible waste of food

Who said we’re not going to eat it?"

That’s ok then il keep my mouth open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods

Oi... I am just minding my own business her in the corner flicking beans! But Soph ... if you are offering your courgette.... i could be distracted

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods

Dear lord, do I need to issue PPE here

You bloody wuss....have some clotted cream thats been sat in the sun for 3 days

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Seems like a terrible waste of food

Not when you consider who you could be licking it off of

Ohh now that’s an idea

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods

Oi... I am just minding my own business her in the corner flicking beans! But Soph ... if you are offering your courgette.... i could be distracted

I'll join you in flicking beans.....who's are we on about here

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Seems like a terrible waste of food

I was just thinking that, the only place I would fling a trifle is down my gob hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods

Oi... I am just minding my own business her in the corner flicking beans! But Soph ... if you are offering your courgette.... i could be distracted

I'll join you in flicking beans.....who's are we on about here

Apparently... Tesco budget.

I know .... not what I had in mind either...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods

Dear lord, do I need to issue PPE here

You bloody wuss....have some clotted cream thats been sat in the sun for 3 days

All that I have would be the eggs that have been sitting on my window sill for three years but I don’t imagine there anymore than a shell left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems like a terrible waste of food

I was just thinking that, the only place I would fling a trifle is down my gob hole

Oh have a day off .... hummus heading your way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods

Oi... I am just minding my own business her in the corner flicking beans! But Soph ... if you are offering your courgette.... i could be distracted

I'll join you in flicking beans.....who's are we on about here

Apparently... Tesco budget.

I know .... not what I had in mind either..."

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Seems like a terrible waste of food

I was just thinking that, the only place I would fling a trifle is down my gob hole

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flicking frozen peas at everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flicking frozen peas at everyone

Jebus ... you nearly had my eye out. F F S be careful!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods

Oi... I am just minding my own business her in the corner flicking beans! But Soph ... if you are offering your courgette.... i could be distracted

I'll join you in flicking beans.....who's are we on about here

Apparently... Tesco budget.

I know .... not what I had in mind either..."

I'm quite sure a lot of those beans i meant were not the Tesco budget kind but it shows the difference from where your mond is compared to mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flicking frozen peas at everyone

Jebus ... you nearly had my eye out. F F S be careful!"

Come and join me

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Seems like a terrible waste of food

I was just thinking that, the only place I would fling a trifle is down my gob hole

Oh have a day off .... hummus heading your way. "

Noooooo I’m allergic to sesame ( if it’s tahini free I will gladly accept a slow time to the face)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I fling mini pizzas like frisbees ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods

Oi... I am just minding my own business her in the corner flicking beans! But Soph ... if you are offering your courgette.... i could be distracted

I'll join you in flicking beans.....who's are we on about here

Apparently... Tesco budget.

I know .... not what I had in mind either...

I'm quite sure a lot of those beans i meant were not the Tesco budget kind but it shows the difference from where your mond is compared to mine

Sadly Groot specified the bean type and its his game. I think my preferred beans are similar to your preferred beans

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Seems like a terrible waste of food

I was just thinking that, the only place I would fling a trifle is down my gob hole

Oh have a day off .... hummus heading your way.

Noooooo I’m allergic to sesame ( if it’s tahini free I will gladly accept a slow time to the face)

slow time to the face

that should have said splat to the face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flicking frozen peas at everyone

Jebus ... you nearly had my eye out. F F S be careful!

Come and join me

OK. Oh dear ... i appear to have slipped with this runny honey! What to do now?

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

Salmon fillet at hubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.

Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous

Thanks you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems like a terrible waste of food

I was just thinking that, the only place I would fling a trifle is down my gob hole

Oh have a day off .... hummus heading your way.

Noooooo I’m allergic to sesame ( if it’s tahini free I will gladly accept a slow time to the face)

slow time to the face

that should have said splat to the face

Its your face .... whichever you prefer x

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Flicking frozen peas at everyone

Jebus ... you nearly had my eye out. F F S be careful!

Come and join me

OK. Oh dear ... i appear to have slipped with this runny honey! What to do now?"

Set the bees freeeeee

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods

Oi... I am just minding my own business her in the corner flicking beans! But Soph ... if you are offering your courgette.... i could be distracted

I'll join you in flicking beans.....who's are we on about here

Apparently... Tesco budget.

I know .... not what I had in mind either...

I'm quite sure a lot of those beans i meant were not the Tesco budget kind but it shows the difference from where your mond is compared to mine

Sadly Groot specified the bean type and its his game. I think my preferred beans are similar to your preferred beans

Nobody tells me what kind of beans, especially Groot and his 3 year old eggshells

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.

Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous

Thanks you

Just don’t let me see you all covered in marmite. It might be too much for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flicking frozen peas at everyone

Jebus ... you nearly had my eye out. F F S be careful!

Come and join me

OK. Oh dear ... i appear to have slipped with this runny honey! What to do now?"

Take those fuck me shoes and hold ups off. Come on, let’s shoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flicking frozen peas at everyone

Jebus ... you nearly had my eye out. F F S be careful!

Come and join me

OK. Oh dear ... i appear to have slipped with this runny honey! What to do now?

Take those fuck me shoes and hold ups off. Come on, let’s shoot

Shoot?

Oh yeah sorry peas .... i was thinking ... never mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.

Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous

That's a flick from a spoon kinda food

Or or or .... beans! They are good for flicking!"

Who wants to flick mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.

Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous

That's a flick from a spoon kinda food

Or or or .... beans! They are good for flicking!

Who wants to flick mine

Me me me .... back off Sophie... i got in first

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.

Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous

That's a flick from a spoon kinda food

Or or or .... beans! They are good for flicking!

Who wants to flick mine

Me me me .... back off Sophie... i got in first

Whoever gets there first gets flicking dibs....race you

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.

Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous

That's a flick from a spoon kinda food

Or or or .... beans! They are good for flicking!

Who wants to flick mine

Me me me .... back off Sophie... i got in first

Whoever gets there first gets flicking dibs....race you

No idea where the hell the finish line is but its 130 miles away from me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On your marks, get set...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I fling mini pizzas like frisbees ?!"

They’d be like throwing stars

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Salmon fillet at hubby

I’ve actually been slapped in the face by a fish before, it’s about as pleasant as it sounds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods

Oi... I am just minding my own business her in the corner flicking beans! But Soph ... if you are offering your courgette.... i could be distracted

I'll join you in flicking beans.....who's are we on about here

Apparently... Tesco budget.

I know .... not what I had in mind either...

I'm quite sure a lot of those beans i meant were not the Tesco budget kind but it shows the difference from where your mond is compared to mine

Sadly Groot specified the bean type and its his game. I think my preferred beans are similar to your preferred beans

You may flick any beans you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Macaroni cheese. At anyone with a name beginning with S.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Phew, the smell of Mac n Cheese is enough to make me heave

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Macaroni cheese. At anyone with a name beginning with S. "

Fine! Coffee Revels heading your way en-mass

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over a year ago

"Macaroni cheese. At anyone with a name beginning with S.

Fine! Coffee Revels heading your way en-mass

Oh god ... you're disgusting

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Macaroni cheese. At anyone with a name beginning with S.

Fine! Coffee Revels heading your way en-mass

Oh god ... you're disgusting "

Tapioca and sardines poured over your head

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.

Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous

That's a flick from a spoon kinda food

Or or or .... beans! They are good for flicking!

Who wants to flick mine

Me me me .... back off Sophie... i got in first

Hey you could always pick me up on your way up the M1....if you set off now you could be here in a few hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Don's swimming goggles*

Flings rotting horse shit at all the meanies.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"*Don's swimming goggles*

Flings rotting horse shit at all the meanies. "

Thats not food!!!! At least not where I come from anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Custard or beans, gotta make sure the choices are extra messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#death rolls in

Fires custard through a bazooka

Boom! Headshot!!

#death rolls out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Don's swimming goggles*

Flings rotting horse shit at all the meanies.

Thats not food!!!! At least not where I come from anyway

Oh fuck, I'm such a blonde. Rotting meat then, anything vile and stinky.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"*Don's swimming goggles*

Flings rotting horse shit at all the meanies.

Thats not food!!!! At least not where I come from anyway

Oh fuck, I'm such a blonde. Rotting meat then, anything vile and stinky. "

I use that very same excuse often to hide the fact that I'm simply a dipshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.

Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous

That's a flick from a spoon kinda food

Or or or .... beans! They are good for flicking!

Who wants to flick mine

Me me me .... back off Sophie... i got in first

Hey you could always pick me up on your way up the M1....if you set off now you could be here in a few hours

Not having you in my car!

I still haven't got rid of the stains from last time!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.

Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous

That's a flick from a spoon kinda food

Or or or .... beans! They are good for flicking!

Who wants to flick mine

Me me me .... back off Sophie... i got in first

Hey you could always pick me up on your way up the M1....if you set off now you could be here in a few hours

Not having you in my car!

I still haven't got rid of the stains from last time!"

The cheek! You shouldn't dribble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.

Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous

That's a flick from a spoon kinda food

Or or or .... beans! They are good for flicking!

Who wants to flick mine

Me me me .... back off Sophie... i got in first

Hey you could always pick me up on your way up the M1....if you set off now you could be here in a few hours

Not having you in my car!

I still haven't got rid of the stains from last time!

The cheek! You shouldn't dribble

It wasn't dribble.

It was sick!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Christ I get d*unk for a night and this descends into chaos... Gooood

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Christ I get d*unk for a night and this descends into chaos... Gooood

A d*unk food fight sounds like fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Christ I get d*unk for a night and this descends into chaos... Gooood

A d*unk food fight sounds like fun

Just sounds like a Friday night in Glasgow

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