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By *onkoop OP Man
over a year ago

newcastle

What the best chat up lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno but the only one I ever used that worked was standing in a sandwich shop looking through a menu and the lass asked “Is everything ok” I replied with “I can’t quite find what I’m looking for, is your number on the menu” she smirked grabbed a pen and wrote her number down

Was a little proud that day

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I just got a really funny one

I’d bang that ass like a letterbox on a windy night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just got a really funny one

I’d bang that ass like a letterbox on a windy night

I was going to go for a shutter door in tornado personally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just got a really funny one

I’d bang that ass like a letterbox on a windy night

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I just got a really funny one

I’d bang that ass like a letterbox on a windy night

I was going to go for a shutter door in tornado personally

That works too

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