FabSwingers.com forum: What yer doin’?

By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

And what would you prefer to be doin’?!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

Or who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Or who?

Nowt

And the person above...x

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

And the person 2 places above!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing and I’d prefer to be doing nothing

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"You

Cheeky minx!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing and a sexy guy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You

Cheeky minx!!"

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"And the person 2 places above!"

Smooth

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Nothing and I’d prefer to be doing nothing

Winning at life, Cheeky!!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Nothing and a sexy guy...."

Which three forumite men are sexy enough?

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"You

Cheeky minx!!

I’d pin you down, tickle you and talk politics until you begged me to stop!

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"And the person 2 places above!

Smooth

Damn right...

Also...i do need a trim so maybe i should do some maintenance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm drinking GnT on the sofa, watching 'married at first sight'... Thinking about packing my stuff for my holiday next week - going to visit family... Can't wait to walk on the beach

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"And the person 2 places above!

Smooth

Damn right...

Also...i do need a trim so maybe i should do some maintenance!"

I could do it with a cut throat razor...?

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"You

Cheeky minx!!

I’d pin you down, tickle you and talk politics until you begged me to stop!

Im in love!

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"And the person 2 places above!

Smooth

Damn right...

Also...i do need a trim so maybe i should do some maintenance!

I could do it with a cut throat razor...?

Id probably let you tbf!x

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I'm drinking GnT on the sofa, watching 'married at first sight'... Thinking about packing my stuff for my holiday next week - going to visit family... Can't wait to walk on the beach

Sand in the toes and wave hopping!! Yay to beaches. May you have a merry time!

I want to do married at first sight, I’d let the forum choose me someone!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"You

Cheeky minx!!

I’d pin you down, tickle you and talk politics until you begged me to stop!

Im in love!"

Want to get married?

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"And the person 2 places above!

Smooth

Damn right...

Also...i do need a trim so maybe i should do some maintenance!

I could do it with a cut throat razor...?

Id probably let you tbf!x"

Hey forum, I’ve only gone and bloody pulled!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m thinking about having one more mug of tea before bed and definitely some biscuits.

I only have plain biscuits though.

I might rub some coco pops on them for a bit more flavour.

What are you doing _stella?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm drinking GnT on the sofa, watching 'married at first sight'... Thinking about packing my stuff for my holiday next week - going to visit family... Can't wait to walk on the beach

Sand in the toes and wave hopping!! Yay to beaches. May you have a merry time!

I want to do married at first sight, I’d let the forum choose me someone!

I would totally do it too... I'm such a romantic.. But then Hippy said what if they turn out to be a nutter

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Letting the old chap recuperate, been a tough couple of days.

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"And the person 2 places above!

Smooth

Damn right...

Also...i do need a trim so maybe i should do some maintenance!

I could do it with a cut throat razor...?

Id probably let you tbf!x

Hey forum, I’ve only gone and bloody pulled!!

Why are all the best girls in London?!x

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’m thinking about having one more mug of tea before bed and definitely some biscuits.

I only have plain biscuits though.

I might rub some coco pops on them for a bit more flavour.

What are you doing _stella?

I read that all as a euphemism for you wanking.

You wanking, Sam?

I am.

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"I'm drinking GnT on the sofa, watching 'married at first sight'... Thinking about packing my stuff for my holiday next week - going to visit family... Can't wait to walk on the beach

Sand in the toes and wave hopping!! Yay to beaches. May you have a merry time!

I want to do married at first sight, I’d let the forum choose me someone!

I would totally do it too... I'm such a romantic.. But then Hippy said what if they turn out to be a nutter

Everyone's a nutter. Just hope its your type of nutter!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I'm drinking GnT on the sofa, watching 'married at first sight'... Thinking about packing my stuff for my holiday next week - going to visit family... Can't wait to walk on the beach

Sand in the toes and wave hopping!! Yay to beaches. May you have a merry time!

I want to do married at first sight, I’d let the forum choose me someone!

I would totally do it too... I'm such a romantic.. But then Hippy said what if they turn out to be a nutter

I’m safe, in that equation - *I’m* the nutter!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just been the beach for a walk with the dog

Rather be

Havin a hot naked sesh with a hot naked lady

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Letting the old chap recuperate, been a tough couple of days. "

Your Pa or your cock?

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"And the person 2 places above!

Smooth

Damn right...

Also...i do need a trim so maybe i should do some maintenance!

I could do it with a cut throat razor...?

Id probably let you tbf!x

Hey forum, I’ve only gone and bloody pulled!!

Why are all the best girls in London?!x"

Girls? Girls? Plural?

That’s me out.

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I'm doing sweet fa at work.

But I'd much prefer to be lying naked next to a couple of my hot list friends, caressing their nipples and toes.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Just been the beach for a walk with the dog

Rather be

Havin a hot naked sesh with a hot naked lady "

But your cock is so heavy, heavymember.

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"And the person 2 places above!

Smooth

Damn right...

Also...i do need a trim so maybe i should do some maintenance!

I could do it with a cut throat razor...?

Id probably let you tbf!x

Hey forum, I’ve only gone and bloody pulled!!

Why are all the best girls in London?!x

Girls? Girls? Plural?

That’s me out.

Doh. Note to self...next time say "why is THE BEST GIRL in London".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m thinking about having one more mug of tea before bed and definitely some biscuits.

I only have plain biscuits though.

I might rub some coco pops on them for a bit more flavour.

What are you doing _stella?

I read that all as a euphemism for you wanking.

You wanking, Sam?

I am. "

No you’re not...

Don’t start those kind of rumours!

I’ll get hate mail from all your fan club because you’re wanking me and not them

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I'm doing sweet fa at work.

But I'd much prefer to be lying naked next to a couple of my hot list friends, caressing their nipples and toes.

Heads, shoulders, nipples and toes, nipples and toes...that’s how the song went, yeah?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been the beach for a walk with the dog

Rather be

Havin a hot naked sesh with a hot naked lady

But your cock is so heavy, heavymember.

How did u know???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In hospital because I got prescribed the wrong meds, wish I was at home have my balls emptied and sucked dry by a hot nurse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More cat proofing after a successful escape by my feline companion earlier.

Apparently she wanted to explore without me...

I bribed her with food and now she is sleeping it off while i re-secure her confinement area.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’m thinking about having one more mug of tea before bed and definitely some biscuits.

I only have plain biscuits though.

I might rub some coco pops on them for a bit more flavour.

What are you doing _stella?

I read that all as a euphemism for you wanking.

You wanking, Sam?

I am.

No you’re not...

Don’t start those kind of rumours!

I’ll get hate mail from all your fan club because you’re wanking me and not them

Why is your cock in my hand Sam? I don’t understand.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Just been the beach for a walk with the dog

Rather be

Havin a hot naked sesh with a hot naked lady

But your cock is so heavy, heavymember.

How did u know???"

I can read

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"In hospital because I got prescribed the wrong meds, wish I was at home have my balls emptied and sucked dry by a hot nurse. "

But surely there’s more hot nurses in the hospital than at home? The odds are in your favour!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"More cat proofing after a successful escape by my feline companion earlier.

Apparently she wanted to explore without me...

I bribed her with food and now she is sleeping it off while i re-secure her confinement area."

Contain your pussy, man!!!

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"I'm doing sweet fa at work.

But I'd much prefer to be lying naked next to a couple of my hot list friends, caressing their nipples and toes.

Heads, shoulders, nipples and toes, nipples and toes...that’s how the song went, yeah?

yeah that's the one! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m thinking about having one more mug of tea before bed and definitely some biscuits.

I only have plain biscuits though.

I might rub some coco pops on them for a bit more flavour.

What are you doing _stella?

I read that all as a euphemism for you wanking.

You wanking Sam?

I am.

No you’re not...

Don’t start those kind of rumours!

I’ll get hate mail from all your fan club because you’re wanking me and not them

Why is your cock in my hand Sam? I don’t understand."

Ok, so I didn’t delete the punctuation

I’ve fixed it now!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Watching say yes to the dress with my fella.

And will be taking him to bed soon

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I'm doing sweet fa at work.

But I'd much prefer to be lying naked next to a couple of my hot list friends, caressing their nipples and toes.

Heads, shoulders, nipples and toes, nipples and toes...that’s how the song went, yeah?

yeah that's the one! X"

And japs eye and ears and mouth and nose!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching gone in 60 seconds

Would rather be with a fit young lady but I'll have to make do with a wee cocker spaniel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watching gone in 60 seconds

Would rather be with a fit young lady but I'll have to make do with a wee cocker spaniel"

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’m thinking about having one more mug of tea before bed and definitely some biscuits.

I only have plain biscuits though.

I might rub some coco pops on them for a bit more flavour.

What are you doing _stella?

I read that all as a euphemism for you wanking.

You wanking Sam?

I am.

No you’re not...

Don’t start those kind of rumours!

I’ll get hate mail from all your fan club because you’re wanking me and not them

Why is your cock in my hand Sam? I don’t understand.

Ok, so I didn’t delete the punctuation

I’ve fixed it now!"

I got it.

Your cock I mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You

Cheeky minx!!

I’d pin you down, tickle you and talk politics until you begged me to stop!

Hahaha that made me chuckle! We could wrestle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting on my arse half watching TV and half perving. Would much rather be fucking a certain someone

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 28/07/20 22:08:05]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been the beach for a walk with the dog

Rather be

Havin a hot naked sesh with a hot naked lady

But your cock is so heavy, heavymember.

How did u know???

I can read

Hahaha heavy member is a scouse sayin for someone who is boss at something or a proper tidy.

In my case i love to party so im a heavy member wer partyin is concerned

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Watching say yes to the dress with my fella.

And will be taking him to bed soon

Will he get anal?

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Watching gone in 60 seconds

Would rather be with a fit young lady but I'll have to make do with a wee cocker spaniel"

Woof.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"You

Cheeky minx!!

I’d pin you down, tickle you and talk politics until you begged me to stop!

Hahaha that made me chuckle! We could wrestle

Winner gets to form government!

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

I’m lying in bed overthinking shit and feeling crappy. And I’d rather be on a beach listening to the waves.... or something like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You

Cheeky minx!!

I’d pin you down, tickle you and talk politics until you begged me to stop!

Hahaha that made me chuckle! We could wrestle

Winner gets to form government!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Sitting on my arse half watching TV and half perving. Would much rather be fucking a certain someone

Tell us who!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More cat proofing after a successful escape by my feline companion earlier.

Apparently she wanted to explore without me...

I bribed her with food and now she is sleeping it off while i re-secure her confinement area.

Contain your pussy, man!!!"

Apparently I need help ...

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Just been the beach for a walk with the dog

Rather be

Havin a hot naked sesh with a hot naked lady

But your cock is so heavy, heavymember.

How did u know???

I can read

Hahaha heavy member is a scouse sayin for someone who is boss at something or a proper tidy.

In my case i love to party so im a heavy member wer partyin is concerned "

In London it means a fucking huge cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m thinking about having one more mug of tea before bed and definitely some biscuits.

I only have plain biscuits though.

I might rub some coco pops on them for a bit more flavour.

What are you doing _stella?

I read that all as a euphemism for you wanking.

You wanking Sam?

I am.

No you’re not...

Don’t start those kind of rumours!

I’ll get hate mail from all your fan club because you’re wanking me and not them

Why is your cock in my hand Sam? I don’t understand.

Ok, so I didn’t delete the punctuation

I’ve fixed it now!

I got it.

Your cock I mean."

Shhhh!

Reminds me of when my grandpa used to get my nose.

I never did work out how he did that but it always went back on ok and never hurt me once!

Grandpa was amazing

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Watching say yes to the dress with my fella.

And will be taking him to bed soon

Will he get anal?

I might

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

Just laying on my bed wishing a certain lady was here with me

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’m lying in bed overthinking shit and feeling crappy. And I’d rather be on a beach listening to the waves.... or something like that.

Do sea noises to yourself, whoooooosh crasssssh, whooooosh, crasssssh. Feel better soon x

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Erm...

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"More cat proofing after a successful escape by my feline companion earlier.

Apparently she wanted to explore without me...

I bribed her with food and now she is sleeping it off while i re-secure her confinement area.

Contain your pussy, man!!!

Apparently I need help ...

As do I.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching band of brothers, never seen it before - harrowing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing but wish I could be having sex now or at least a drink or two and flirting with a sexy lady.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’m thinking about having one more mug of tea before bed and definitely some biscuits.

I only have plain biscuits though.

I might rub some coco pops on them for a bit more flavour.

What are you doing _stella?

I read that all as a euphemism for you wanking.

You wanking Sam?

I am.

No you’re not...

Don’t start those kind of rumours!

I’ll get hate mail from all your fan club because you’re wanking me and not them

Why is your cock in my hand Sam? I don’t understand.

Ok, so I didn’t delete the punctuation

I’ve fixed it now!

I got it.

Your cock I mean.

Shhhh!

Reminds me of when my grandpa used to get my nose.

I never did work out how he did that but it always went back on ok and never hurt me once!

Grandpa was amazing

I wanked him off too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bath time. Me time.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Watching say yes to the dress with my fella.

And will be taking him to bed soon

Will he get anal?

I might

ANAL ALERT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been the beach for a walk with the dog

Rather be

Havin a hot naked sesh with a hot naked lady

But your cock is so heavy, heavymember.

How did u know???

I can read

Hahaha heavy member is a scouse sayin for someone who is boss at something or a proper tidy.

In my case i love to party so im a heavy member wer partyin is concerned

In London it means a fucking huge cock. "

Go ed we ll stick with ur meaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuff I shouldn't be doing....

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Just laying on my bed wishing a certain lady was here with me"

Who?

Say me. Say me. Or tell us really!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Erm... "

Wanking?

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Watching band of brothers, never seen it before - harrowing."

It’s truly brilliant.

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

"I’m lying in bed overthinking shit and feeling crappy. And I’d rather be on a beach listening to the waves.... or something like that.

Do sea noises to yourself, whoooooosh crasssssh, whooooosh, crasssssh. Feel better soon x"

Haha I’ll give that a go. Thanks

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Nothing but wish I could be having sex now or at least a drink or two and flirting with a sexy lady."

A human vibrator?! Plug in or battery operated?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting on my arse half watching TV and half perving. Would much rather be fucking a certain someone

Tell us who!!"

Haha! Nice try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laid on the sofa with my dog, and while I'm quite happy doing that, I'd rather be in bed with a man

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Bath time. Me time. "

You do you.

Another one for wanking.

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I am .... ing out the fakes

I'd prefer... it if I were with my fuck buddy!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Just been the beach for a walk with the dog

Rather be

Havin a hot naked sesh with a hot naked lady

But your cock is so heavy, heavymember.

How did u know???

I can read

Hahaha heavy member is a scouse sayin for someone who is boss at something or a proper tidy.

In my case i love to party so im a heavy member wer partyin is concerned

In London it means a fucking huge cock.

Go ed we ll stick with ur meaning

I might not be referring to your penis.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Stuff I shouldn't be doing....

Wanking in public?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bath time. Me time.

You do you.

Another one for wanking."

Nah. Wouldn't chance it.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Drinking vino there's worse things to be doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm... "

You still perving the shoes?

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Sitting on my arse half watching TV and half perving. Would much rather be fucking a certain someone

Tell us who!!

Haha! Nice try

Chillout? Ooooooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been the beach for a walk with the dog

Rather be

Havin a hot naked sesh with a hot naked lady

But your cock is so heavy, heavymember.

How did u know???

I can read

Hahaha heavy member is a scouse sayin for someone who is boss at something or a proper tidy.

In my case i love to party so im a heavy member wer partyin is concerned

In London it means a fucking huge cock.

Go ed we ll stick with ur meaning

I might not be referring to your penis."

Ino am a nob haha

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Sitting on my arse half watching TV and half perving. Would much rather be fucking a certain someone

Tell us who!!

Haha! Nice try

Chillout? Ooooooh"

Gonna spread rumours that I have no knowledge about now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In hospital because I got prescribed the wrong meds, wish I was at home have my balls emptied and sucked dry by a hot nurse.

But surely there’s more hot nurses in the hospital than at home? The odds are in your favour! "

My doctor is quite hot, lovely Asian eyes wouldn’t mind doing a thorough examination of her! And wouldn’t mind Estella being in a nurses uniform too, very hot!!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Laid on the sofa with my dog, and while I'm quite happy doing that, I'd rather be in bed with a man

Woof woof.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doin' the do.

And there's nothing you can do.

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

"Just laying on my bed wishing a certain lady was here with me

Who?

Say me. Say me. Or tell us really! "

My lips are sealed, but she knows I'm talking about her

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Erm...

Wanking?"

Not right now, no.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I am .... ing out the fakes

I'd prefer... it if I were with my fuck buddy!

Weed away!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Bath time. Me time.

You do you.

Another one for wanking.

Nah. Wouldn't chance it. "

Me time, are you going to tell yourself off?!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Cleaning the kitchen

And I know who I’d love to be doing and he knows too

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Drinking vino there's worse things to be doing

Wine slurper!! Lucky deeeeevil.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"In hospital because I got prescribed the wrong meds, wish I was at home have my balls emptied and sucked dry by a hot nurse.

But surely there’s more hot nurses in the hospital than at home? The odds are in your favour!

My doctor is quite hot, lovely Asian eyes wouldn’t mind doing a thorough examination of her! And wouldn’t mind Estella being in a nurses uniform too, very hot!!

I’ll anally probe you.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Doin' the do.

And there's nothing you can do. "

True story.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Just laying on my bed wishing a certain lady was here with me

Who?

Say me. Say me. Or tell us really!

My lips are sealed, but she knows I'm talking about her"

I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bath time. Me time.

You do you.

Another one for wanking.

Nah. Wouldn't chance it.

Me time, are you going to tell yourself off?! "

Nope.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Erm...

Wanking?

Not right now, no. "

Erm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m thinking about having one more mug of tea before bed and definitely some biscuits.

I only have plain biscuits though.

I might rub some coco pops on them for a bit more flavour.

What are you doing _stella?

I read that all as a euphemism for you wanking.

You wanking Sam?

I am.

No you’re not...

Don’t start those kind of rumours!

I’ll get hate mail from all your fan club because you’re wanking me and not them

Why is your cock in my hand Sam? I don’t understand.

Ok, so I didn’t delete the punctuation

I’ve fixed it now!

I got it.

Your cock I mean.

Shhhh!

Reminds me of when my grandpa used to get my nose.

I never did work out how he did that but it always went back on ok and never hurt me once!

Grandpa was amazing

I wanked him off too."

I hope he hadn’t got my nose at the time.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Drinking vino there's worse things to be doing

Wine slurper!! Lucky deeeeevil."

Yep and I so am

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Cleaning the kitchen

And I know who I’d love to be doing and he knows too

Erectjim? I’ll bet he does!

So into rumours tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wishing for a life before fab again

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’m thinking about having one more mug of tea before bed and definitely some biscuits.

I only have plain biscuits though.

I might rub some coco pops on them for a bit more flavour.

What are you doing _stella?

I read that all as a euphemism for you wanking.

You wanking Sam?

I am.

No you’re not...

Don’t start those kind of rumours!

I’ll get hate mail from all your fan club because you’re wanking me and not them

Why is your cock in my hand Sam? I don’t understand.

Ok, so I didn’t delete the punctuation

I’ve fixed it now!

I got it.

Your cock I mean.

Shhhh!

Reminds me of when my grandpa used to get my nose.

I never did work out how he did that but it always went back on ok and never hurt me once!

Grandpa was amazing

I wanked him off too.

I hope he hadn’t got my nose at the time."

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"In hospital because I got prescribed the wrong meds, wish I was at home have my balls emptied and sucked dry by a hot nurse.

But surely there’s more hot nurses in the hospital than at home? The odds are in your favour!

My doctor is quite hot, lovely Asian eyes wouldn’t mind doing a thorough examination of her! And wouldn’t mind Estella being in a nurses uniform too, very hot!!

I’ll anally probe you."

Wrestles, anally probes, shaves... worldy

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Wishing for a life before fab again "

Oh my days, why?

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

"Just laying on my bed wishing a certain lady was here with me

Who?

Say me. Say me. Or tell us really!

My lips are sealed, but she knows I'm talking about her

I do. "

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

I want to do you and you and you!

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Drinking wine, swinging my legs

Jo x

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By *exyguy321Man
over a year ago

nottingham

Feet up havin a stiff drink with a chocolate cake

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Cleaning the kitchen

And I know who I’d love to be doing and he knows too

Erectjim? I’ll bet he does!

So into rumours tonight!

Now that would be telling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to do you and you and you!"

With a mirror in front of you so you can watch entry?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I’m peeping over the top of my phone at a completely naked Jo as she is on her phone (smiling

)

There’s no place I would rather be just at this minute

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Drinking wine, swinging my legs

Jo x

You’re such a legs only swinger!!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Feet up havin a stiff drink with a chocolate cake "

Winning!

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"Letting the old chap recuperate, been a tough couple of days.

Your Pa or your cock?

I meant my cock but I'm sure my Dad could do with a rest.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Cleaning the kitchen

And I know who I’d love to be doing and he knows too

Erectjim? I’ll bet he does!

So into rumours tonight!

Now that would be telling

You want to lick Sam Tender’s scrotum?!!!!

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Drinking wine, swinging my legs

Jo x

You’re such a legs only swinger!!

Kitchen worktop height is such a good height I find

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I want to do you and you and you!

With a mirror in front of you so you can watch entry?"

Not especially, but okay

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’m peeping over the top of my phone at a completely naked Jo as she is on her phone (smiling

)

There’s no place I would rather be just at this minute

D."

I fair vomited in my mouth.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Letting the old chap recuperate, been a tough couple of days.

Your Pa or your cock?

I meant my cock but I'm sure my Dad could do with a rest. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m peeping over the top of my phone at a completely naked Jo as she is on her phone (smiling

)

There’s no place I would rather be just at this minute

I fair vomited in my mouth.

Hook a duck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And what would you prefer to be doin’?!

Lying in bed watching Amazon Henry v

Playing rome total war

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Cleaning the kitchen

And I know who I’d love to be doing and he knows too

Erectjim? I’ll bet he does!

So into rumours tonight!

Now that would be telling

You want to lick Sam Tender’s scrotum?!!!!

Ohh tempting

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I’m peeping over the top of my phone at a completely naked Jo as she is on her phone (smiling

)

There’s no place I would rather be just at this minute

I fair vomited in my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chilling in bed at the moment & I'd prefer not to be working tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in me bed driving me car.beep beep.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I'm in me bed driving me car.beep beep."

Um, do you have a racing car bed???

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"What yer doin'?"

Drinkin' bourbon & cola, listening to emotional trailer music (currently Suns and Stars by Really Slow Motion), and surfing for a possible second evening / weekend job.

"And what would you prefer to be doin’?!

Wouldn't you like to know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in me bed driving me car.beep beep.

Um, do you have a racing car bed???"

Yes.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I'm in me bed driving me car.beep beep.

Um, do you have a racing car bed???

Yes.

Cool.

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By *rFitbodyMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Thanks for asking ??. Have few months old boy on my hands everyday so when I have a night like tonight just for myself( sleeping downstairs

I use my lubes and toys to take myself to places of extasy that only I can take myself when doing my extra long edging/wanking session. Hope you all have a nice night as well...

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By *rFitbodyMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Tbh I would prefer to worship nice clean pussy and lick it for hours coz unfortunately the one I have at home don't want to cooperate after giving birth ??. To all you girls up there just want to say I love you all in any shapes and forms as soon as you can be sexy and love yourself...??

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