FabSwingers.com forum: What strange things have been said to you during sex?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

While fucking an old flame, she used to say “fuck you” while I was pounding away. So I used to stop and ask her if she was ok and she would say “fuck you don’t stop” lol

Other things that were said were things like:

“Fuck you, you bastard”

I suppose it’s not that strange. Just wondering if anyone had any funny or strange ones to tell?

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

I once called someone a cheeky little f*cker at a vital moment

Dont recall being called anything. Maybe I wasn't paying much attention

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

I have never been with a black man before. My response, funny enough neither have I.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty unusual but nothing strange. Unusual has still been beautiful.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I have never been with a black man before. My response, funny enough neither have I.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in my youth with the usual teenage anxt and being somewhat intoxicated I heard "do you feel fat" when they asked "Can you feel that?" It says a lot for my journey and also, no I couldn't 'feel that!'

Bit of a mood killer to be honest.

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

He was pounding away then paused and said you look like my niece then carried on!!!!

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

But the weirdest is still "oh shit, orange juice"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But the weirdest is still "oh shit, orange juice""

Squirting?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

a guy we met from another site kept whispering in my ear "the police are going to come and get you"

They never turned up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a guy we met from another site kept whispering in my ear "the police are going to come and get you"

They never turned up..."

Disappointing.

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"But the weirdest is still "oh shit, orange juice"

Squirting?"

No he had forgotten orange juice when he went shopping earlier! It killed the mood and I told him to f**k off and get his orange juice as he clearly wasn't enjoying the sex either

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"a guy we met from another site kept whispering in my ear "the police are going to come and get you"

They never turned up...

Disappointing. "

Well I do like a man in uniform

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a guy we met from another site kept whispering in my ear "the police are going to come and get you"

They never turned up...

Disappointing. "

Could have done with the handcuffs and baton...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a guy we met from another site kept whispering in my ear "the police are going to come and get you"

They never turned up..."

That made me chuckle!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"a guy we met from another site kept whispering in my ear "the police are going to come and get you"

They never turned up...

That made me chuckle!"

, I wasn't laughing at the time

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants

"My mum would not approve of this"

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

Not strange, but slightly inappropriate. When me and my partner used to meet other couples, there was a time we had swapped partners (same room) and whilst enjoying each other’s partners, the guy whispered in my ear “my god you’re the hottest woman I’ve ever been with”. I answered “you mean apart from your beautiful wife, of course...” (who was a few feet away from us). His reply (deadpan face) - “No. I mean ever.” No idea whether she heard but it was all kinds of awkward...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recently behind a girl, nearing the end when she just froze and said, 'your cat is licking my toes'

I swear my cat does this deliberately.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Recently behind a girl, nearing the end when she just froze and said, 'your cat is licking my toes'

I swear my cat does this deliberately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recently behind a girl, nearing the end when she just froze and said, 'your cat is licking my toes'

I swear my cat does this deliberately.

I had a very similar experience. I was midplay with a woman and her dog came into the room and just sat on the edge of the bed and watched. I like animals but they should not be in the bedroom when you're up to the naughty stuff

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By *iceButtSlimMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"But the weirdest is still "oh shit, orange juice"

Squirting?

No he had forgotten orange juice when he went shopping earlier! It killed the mood and I told him to f**k off and get his orange juice as he clearly wasn't enjoying the sex either

That could of been his way of preventing him from cumming to soon, but blurted it out rather than keeping it to himself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does my pussy feel like a watermelon?

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By *rSuave88Man
over a year ago

Mirfield

First time i had sex with this girl, she was same age as me, she kept moaning 'daddy i love you so much'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suuuuuuuuppppppeeeerrrrrrbbbbbb!"

At a high pitch as I delivered an earth shattering blow job. Nearly ch0ked laughing.

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

""Suuuuuuuuppppppeeeerrrrrrbbbbbb!"

At a high pitch as I delivered an earth shattering blow job. Nearly ch0ked laughing."

This made me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked a woman to stop sucking my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a lady say quick get off that’s my husband’s car pulling up the drive !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had a few.

Was at Quest with an old fuck buddy and there was this guy that had been following us around the club trying to strike up a conversation etc.

We were polite in our no thanks kind of chat with him, but he was starting to become a pest.

We thought we’d lost him when we went in a room.She was on top and happily riding me when he appeared beside us and whispered in my ear “give her one from me mate”.He sounded like Ashley from Coronation St.

Instant erection loss.

We went into the couples only room after that and carried on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not strange, but slightly inappropriate. When me and my partner used to meet other couples, there was a time we had swapped partners (same room) and whilst enjoying each other’s partners, the guy whispered in my ear “my god you’re the hottest woman I’ve ever been with”. I answered “you mean apart from your beautiful wife, of course...” (who was a few feet away from us). His reply (deadpan face) - “No. I mean ever.” No idea whether she heard but it was all kinds of awkward...

To be fair, youre the hottest woman iv never been or ever like to be with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have said in the heat of the moment “Marry me”. Lol

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Just got down to it (her on top facing me) and she said "Shall I sit on you?" She must have known I love it when the lady is sat on my lap in the reverse cow-girl position!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Did we agree a price?'

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By *essica FlabbitWoman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire

"I had a lady say quick get off that’s my husband’s car pulling up the drive !

I shouldn't laugh...but I did

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

Well I dunno if this counts but I had a guy who was deaf.

First contact was made via phone and an operator relaying the messages ..I thought I was being wound up

Finally made it to hotel room he was a lovely guy but as he was hanging out the back of me, proper going for his life, it occurred to me I was being really vocal for his benefit and It made me Stop a sec and think he can’t fucking hear me ... yet I still carried on Lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dogs shoved his head in a ladies chuff bent over whilst I was having a fag

She said ooh your tongues big lol

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I've forgotten to renew my house insurance!"

He was balls deep at the time...

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Not said to me, but I’m on top and his phone rings, he answers it. It was his mum on the phone, the vicar. He’s signalling for me to carry on whilst he’s having a full blown conversation with her.

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By *estrained_DallianceMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I think the worst was first time a slept with someone I had thought had lots of potential...

All went well until afterwards we were snuggled up... She laid her hand on my chest and said "Mine" this was only the second date... Needless to say I struggled to sleep that night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get off..I'm trying to watch the weather channel..lol

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

She, 21 - I, 33.

'fuck my pussy with that old dick!'

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

birmingham

whilst i was having her doggie .... are you watching the porn on tv? i wasnt but it did kinda killed the moment.

on another occasion she sat on me cowgirl ..phone rings and she leans over answers it ..me still inside..and starts talking to her husband...so after a few minutes i was getting bored so i wiggled my hips about and she went very wet and came.... interesting second part of the phone call lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr j would say I do a wonderful impression of Pingu

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you fuck me in my Arsenal shirt. You’re fucked every week hun are you sure you want a load more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a lady say quick get off that’s my husband’s car pulling up the drive !

I shouldn't laugh...but I did "
glad you found it funny !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had anal sex with an ex once, who thought it appropriate to say "if you get poo on you it's not my fault".

Maybe not strange, but still.

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By *essica FlabbitWoman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire

"Will you fuck me in my Arsenal shirt. You’re fucked every week hun are you sure you want a load more? "

Omg lololol

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

Busby

Seeing an English lady who demands I roll my R’s in her ear as she cums. It honestly sends her wild.

The joys of the Scottish tongue

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By *ull_on_4_funCouple
over a year ago

Town Centre

Some fool told my wife he loved her. She didn't go back for more after that.

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

"Will you fuck me in my Arsenal shirt. You’re fucked every week hun are you sure you want a load more? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Police officer who was high up proved she was no prude in the abode king size..

She liked saying cunt ..

I remember emptying 2 weeks worth of hot cum from my King Kong sized nuts as she goes ... Fill my little cuntttttt an I blew the lot

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Seeing an English lady who demands I roll my R’s in her ear as she cums. It honestly sends her wild.

The joys of the Scottish tongue

The phrase dirty wee whore in my ear in a Scottish accent while I'm being thoroughly fucked will tip me over the edge!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Oh gosh!

I couldn't possibly comment!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My uncle asked a woman to stop her dog from licking his balls whilst he was having sex with her in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had just made her cum and after a few more strokes she was "You know you should charge money for that x" have to admit I was very flattered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish my daughter turns out like you"

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By *teeeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I've joked about how hilarious it would be if we could TRY to quote films at point of orgasm ?? like 'freeeeeedom' or 'to infinity & beyond' or 'may the force be with you're etc etc etc - but ALWAYS seem to forget when it comes down to it ??

I was once giving a guy a hand job in a retail park car park...and he suddenly (at the crucial moment) shouted "furniture village" both of us burst into laughter, and he of course didnt finish! He said it to stall apparently...as there was a family getting into their car, a few cars away! YES, There was a furniture village directly ahead of us! ??????

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Ooh I remember another. Declaring what my heart rate was in the middle of the fun from my Fitbit! With a guy I see very regularly I met from here, he found it hilarious and likes to challenge himself now to raise my heart rate more!

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Just before he came, he said; move in with me I want to fuck you day and night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just before he came, he said; move in with me I want to fuck you day and night

Imagine if he said. I won't touch you anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not during sex but when I was younger a man who I had gone on a date with covered his budgie cage up with a towel so it wouldn’t see us canoodling. I left shortly after

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"Just before he came, he said; move in with me I want to fuck you day and night

Imagine if he said. I won't touch you anymore "

I’d move out before moving in

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By *olidOak85Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"But the weirdest is still "oh shit, orange juice"

Squirting?

No he had forgotten orange juice when he went shopping earlier! It killed the mood and I told him to f**k off and get his orange juice as he clearly wasn't enjoying the sex either

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"I've joked about how hilarious it would be if we could TRY to quote films at point of orgasm ?? like 'freeeeeedom' or 'to infinity & beyond' or 'may the force be with you're etc etc etc - but ALWAYS seem to forget when it comes down to it ??"

There was a story going round when I was at uni where a lad shouted 'MORTAL KOMBAT' at the point of no return & his mate shouted back 'FINISH HER'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was once called shabba, which was quite disturbing because....

A, my name's not shabba

B, she meant to call me "mr lover man" which is cringy anyway.

C, her cat was named shabba.

I know how to pick em

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"Was once called shabba, which was quite disturbing because....

A, my name's not shabba

B, she meant to call me "mr lover man" which is cringy anyway.

C, her cat was named shabba.

I know how to pick em

Pisser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was once called shabba, which was quite disturbing because....

A, my name's not shabba

B, she meant to call me "mr lover man" which is cringy anyway.

C, her cat was named shabba.

I know how to pick em

Maybe she was shouting the cat?

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