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Found this on twitter, so as usual I’m stealing it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

x50 Eagles

x10 Crocodiles

x3 Bears

x7 Bulls

x1 Marksman (man with a gun, he has unlimited bullets and is a 7/10 for accuracy)

x15 Wolves

x10000 Rats

x5 Gorillas

x4 Lions

You can only pick two. The rest will attack you.

Which do you pick?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

You might need to explain that you are choosing two of the groups to help defend you just incase folks haven't seen it before

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

I think I need a notebook and pen to work out the best outcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You might need to explain that you are choosing two of the groups to help defend you just incase folks haven't seen it before "

Aw yeah. Thought that was obvious lol

Yeah two will be defending ya, the rest will attack you and the two defending ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh . I’m definitely having the marksman right defend me, otherwise, maybe the eagles, cos they could peck your eyes right out otherwise

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By *s Lola Wand - SocketWoman
over a year ago

leicester


"x50 Eagles

x10 Crocodiles

x3 Bears

x7 Bulls

x1 Marksman (man with a gun, he has unlimited bullets and is a 7/10 for accuracy)

x15 Wolves

x10000 Rats

x5 Gorillas

x4 Lions

You can only pick two. The rest will attack you.

Which do you pick?"

A thousand rats and 50 eagles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"x50 Eagles

x10 Crocodiles

x3 Bears

x7 Bulls

x1 Marksman (man with a gun, he has unlimited bullets and is a 7/10 for accuracy)

x15 Wolves

x10000 Rats

x5 Gorillas

x4 Lions

You can only pick two. The rest will attack you.

Which do you pick?"

Do I have a gun also?

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"x50 Eagles

x10 Crocodiles

x3 Bears

x7 Bulls

x1 Marksman (man with a gun, he has unlimited bullets and is a 7/10 for accuracy)

x15 Wolves

x10000 Rats

x5 Gorillas

x4 Lions

You can only pick two. The rest will attack you.

Which do you pick?

Do I have a gun also? "

I am hoping I would have my broadsword

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"x50 Eagles

x10 Crocodiles

x3 Bears

x7 Bulls

x1 Marksman (man with a gun, he has unlimited bullets and is a 7/10 for accuracy)

x15 Wolves

x10000 Rats

x5 Gorillas

x4 Lions

You can only pick two. The rest will attack you.

Which do you pick?"

It’s an eclectic list but I suppose a gin and tonic is out of the question?

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I would have the marksman and the gorillas I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"x50 Eagles

x10 Crocodiles

x3 Bears

x7 Bulls

x1 Marksman (man with a gun, he has unlimited bullets and is a 7/10 for accuracy)

x15 Wolves

x10000 Rats

x5 Gorillas

x4 Lions

You can only pick two. The rest will attack you.

Which do you pick?

It’s an eclectic list but I suppose a gin and tonic is out of the question?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"x50 Eagles

x10 Crocodiles

x3 Bears

x7 Bulls

x1 Marksman (man with a gun, he has unlimited bullets and is a 7/10 for accuracy)

x15 Wolves

x10000 Rats

x5 Gorillas

x4 Lions

You can only pick two. The rest will attack you.

Which do you pick?

Do I have a gun also?

I am hoping I would have my broadsword "

I pick you then! I'll have my rifle, you with the sword. We got this

I'll even make us a rug out of the bears to snuggle on

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Send 10 eagles to take out the marksman and steal his gun for me, whilst the gorillas hold down the fort

Most of the rest are scared of gunshots and I am an 8/10 marksman

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"x50 Eagles

x10 Crocodiles

x3 Bears

x7 Bulls

x1 Marksman (man with a gun, he has unlimited bullets and is a 7/10 for accuracy)

x15 Wolves

x10000 Rats

x5 Gorillas

x4 Lions

You can only pick two. The rest will attack you.

Which do you pick?

Do I have a gun also?

I am hoping I would have my broadsword

I pick you then! I'll have my rifle, you with the sword. We got this

I'll even make us a rug out of the bears to snuggle on "

Oh I like that idea very much

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

7 bulls and the eagles for air cover

Send the 50 eagles to kill the marksman (he's not a great shot and won't get more than a couple with them swooping and swerving) and bring back the gun and ammo while I hide behind a rock.

Then ride one of the bulls (surrounded by the other 6 in defensive formation) out of there with the eagles providing air cover.

Those bulls hit 30mph so no way will the other animals catch me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

It’s an eclectic list but I suppose a gin and tonic is out of the question?"

Thank you for a proper Sunday morning LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You have your fists, no gun

And it’s 10,000 rats, not 1000

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have your fists, no gun

And it’s 10,000 rats, not 1000"

Well that changes things then.

I'd take the eagles and the rats, aerial and ground assault. Assuming they can follow commands, I'd hang fire at the back, look for a straggling bear and overcone it and ride into battle.

Disclaimer

(no animals were hurt or injured during the description of scenario)

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'd take the sniper and the eagles.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

10000 rats. The sniper and the rats then. I think...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I choose 10,000 rats and the marksman.

That leaves 93 foes to fight.

100 rats per foe is 9,300 rats and no foe on the list can outdo 100 rats each.

Rats are instructed to go for eyes and genitals first. Then take off feet and fingers.

While the rats are keeping the others busy the marksman takes out the foes 1 at a time with his unlimited bullets.

I sit on a hill with my 70 left over rats.

Should a rat be killed I send in one of the reserves.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Rats will go for eyes, juglars, genitals, spinal cords, ankles n fingers. .......

In that order.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

and brains...... they will go for brains

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

How can he be a Marksman with a 70 percent hit rate?

Better explained as a bloke with a rifle....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can he be a Marksman with a 70 percent hit rate?

Better explained as a bloke with a rifle...."

Cause that’s what I decided

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By *akbearMan
over a year ago

Newbury

Like the others rats and bloke with a rifle. Unless of course when he dies I can pick up his rifle in which case it's rats and eagles.

That many rats as long as they all attack will overcome most things, rat bites are painful.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'd take the crocodiles as they would sort the land animals out and the marksman, however I'd use my fists to ko him and get his gun as I'm a 9/10 shot

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

I think you are a goner whichever two are picked. Eagles and rats will be hard to defend against and may win in a war of attrition. Taking control of the rifle and sniping from long range as the eagles and rats occupy the rest would be my strategy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think you are a goner whichever two are picked. Eagles and rats will be hard to defend against and may win in a war of attrition. Taking control of the rifle and sniping from long range as the eagles and rats occupy the rest would be my strategy. "

Ah, smart

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Is there a correct answer to this?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there a correct answer to this? "

Yes

The answer someone chooses

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Marksman and the lions please.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"You have your fists, no gun

And it’s 10,000 rats, not 1000"

Oh this changes my answer!

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"x50 Eagles

x10 Crocodiles

x3 Bears

x7 Bulls

x1 Marksman (man with a gun, he has unlimited bullets and is a 7/10 for accuracy)

x15 Wolves

x10000 Rats

x5 Gorillas

x4 Lions

You can only pick two. The rest will attack you.

Which do you pick?"

Wolves and Gorillas. Both species that work together to overcome obstacles, they’re smart, powerful and can move quickly. There’s also enough of them the marksman hopefully runs out of ammo.

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Wait, it’s 10000 rats?!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"You have your fists, no gun

And it’s 10,000 rats, not 1000

Oh this changes my answer!"

I totally read the OP as 1000, but it is actually correct. I deserve to die!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10000 rats and a marksman. The land animals would be too scared by the horde of rats to do anything, once the marksman picks the eagles out of the sky it's game over.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You have your fists, no gun

And it’s 10,000 rats, not 1000

Oh this changes my answer!

I totally read the OP as 1000, but it is actually correct. I deserve to die! "

No dont die

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

I'll take the 10 x crocodiles and 5 x gorillas, think I'll be pretty safe with this little lot in my corner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll take the 10 x crocodiles and 5 x gorillas, think I'll be pretty safe with this little lot in my corner"

Mayhe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what type of bears?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what type of bears?"

Big ones

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

You only need the marksman, yes he's only 70% accurate but he has unlimited ammunition, after he reduces each population to 30% he goes again. Eventually all attackers are wiped out and you and your new best mate the inaccurate marksman can sit down and enjoy crocodile sandwiches for tea, possibly sporting a new pair of crocodile shoes each whilst listening to Jimmy Nails greatest hits

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