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"When will all the effing madness end? " Never. Chaos will reign forever. Soz x | |||
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"Jennifer the omnipotent is back. Ask her anything, and the answer shall be yours. Jennifer knows all "why am I on fab ? X | |||
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"Oh wise and wonderful Jennifer, What is the meaning of life?" Either: A. 42 B. There is no meaning ... its just a random chemical reaction. | |||
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Have you dusted off those killer heels and when can I have my walking lesson "I swapped them for a scalectrix | |||
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"Sweet Jenny
Have you dusted off those killer heels and when can I have my walking lesson
I swapped them for a scalectrix " | |||
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"Cream on jam or jam on cream? Got to get those scones right" Jam first always. Anything else is perverted. | |||
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"Dear Jennie Does my bum look big in this?" It looks just perfect | |||
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"What will my next tattoo be?" "Get it here" in capital letters across your arse | |||
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"Dear Jennie Does my bum look big in this?" I'm not Jennie but I've checked your bum out a few times   | |||
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"What will my next tattoo be? "Get it here" in capital letters across your arse" | |||
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"If you could only give one piece of advice, what have learnt, what would it be?" Accept who you are and embrace it. Don't waste decades of feeling ashamed, of hiding. Just live. That should do it. What do you reckon? | |||
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"If you could only give one piece of advice, what have learnt, what would it be? Accept who you are and embrace it. Don't waste decades of feeling ashamed, of hiding. Just live. That should do it. What do you reckon?" I feel you Jennie. Life is precious, embrace who we are and love yourself! | |||
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"Jennifer, Jim Morrison visits me in a dream now and then....any ideas?" Get rid of the brown M&Ms | |||
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"What is it and will I get it? "It is what it is. And patience is a virtue. | |||
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"Jennifer, Jim Morrison visits me in a dream now and then....any ideas? Get rid of the brown M&Ms" | |||
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"Jennifer, Jim Morrison visits me in a dream now and then....any ideas? Get rid of the brown M&Ms" Far out!  | |||
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"What is it and will I get it?
It is what it is.
And patience is a virtue."What if I don't want it?  | |||
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"Who was the very first person you dressed for and how did you get to know them?" First person I dressed for was me x First one I dressed with was a lovely and very experienced TV, sadly no longer with us, who took me under her wing after we had been chatting online for months. | |||
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"What is it and will I get it?
It is what it is.
And patience is a virtue.
What if I don't want it? "mwahahahaHAHAHAHA Tough | |||
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"What is it and will I get it?
It is what it is.
And patience is a virtue.
What if I don't want it?
mwahahahaHAHAHAHA Tough "Meanie  | |||
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"Who was the very first person you dressed for and how did you get to know them? First person I dressed for was me x First one I dressed with was a lovely and very experienced TV, sadly no longer with us, who took me under her wing after we had been chatting online for months." Sorry to hear about your friend Jennie xx | |||
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"What is it and will I get it?
It is what it is.
And patience is a virtue.
What if I don't want it?
mwahahahaHAHAHAHA Tough "^^^ This ^^^ It would appear Jennie in not the only all knowing wise woman on here today. | |||
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"Will I get an answer to my question?
Yes"I’m beginning to doubt your omnipotence! And I think you may have meant omniscience! | |||
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"If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?" Absolutely. Call the police. | |||
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"What is it and will I get it?
It is what it is.
And patience is a virtue.
What if I don't want it?
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^^^ This ^^^
It would appear Jennie in not the only all knowing wise woman on here today."I'm being ganged up on..  | |||
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"Jennifer the omnipotent is back. Ask her anything, and the answer shall be yours. Jennifer knows all why am I on fab ? X"Well .... you know ... its 'cos, ahem.... you know | |||
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"Will I get an answer to my question?
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I’m beginning to doubt your omnipotence! And I think you may have meant omniscience! "Both. Actually. | |||
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"What is it and will I get it?
It is what it is.
And patience is a virtue.
What if I don't want it?
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^^^ This ^^^
It would appear Jennie in not the only all knowing wise woman on here today.
I'm being ganged up on.. ".... and you love it x | |||
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"What is it and will I get it?
It is what it is.
And patience is a virtue.
What if I don't want it?
mwahahahaHAHAHAHA Tough
^^^ This ^^^
It would appear Jennie in not the only all knowing wise woman on here today.
I'm being ganged up on..
.... and you love it x"He really does...plus Jennie he's been asking for it! | |||
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"What is it and will I get it?
It is what it is.
And patience is a virtue.
What if I don't want it?
mwahahahaHAHAHAHA Tough
^^^ This ^^^
It would appear Jennie in not the only all knowing wise woman on here today.
I'm being ganged up on..
.... and you love it x
He really does...plus Jennie he's been asking for it! "I know. Cos I know all. Obvs x | |||
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"What is it and will I get it?
It is what it is.
And patience is a virtue.
What if I don't want it?
mwahahahaHAHAHAHA Tough
^^^ This ^^^
It would appear Jennie in not the only all knowing wise woman on here today.
I'm being ganged up on..
.... and you love it x
He really does...plus Jennie he's been asking for it!
I know.
Cos I know all. Obvs x"Obviously xx | |||
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"What is it and will I get it?
It is what it is.
And patience is a virtue.
What if I don't want it?
mwahahahaHAHAHAHA Tough
^^^ This ^^^
It would appear Jennie in not the only all knowing wise woman on here today.
I'm being ganged up on..
.... and you love it x"Rumbled | |||
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"What is it and will I get it?
It is what it is.
And patience is a virtue.
What if I don't want it?
mwahahahaHAHAHAHA Tough
^^^ This ^^^
It would appear Jennie in not the only all knowing wise woman on here today.
I'm being ganged up on..
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He really does...plus Jennie he's been asking for it! "Will I get it if I say please?  | |||
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"Dear Jennie , sweetie , It won’t fucking come out . ! I’m sat here pushing and straining , howling like a buffalo . It’s just not moving . I’ve tried all the usual techniques , fingers in fairy liquid and so forth , I’ve even tried to , you know “ take my mind of it relax , think of pleasant things “ All I can think of though is Bloody Boris with an axe in his back laying facedown on the pavement .. and it’s not helping , cause I want that , more than I want this thing to come out .. !!! And I’m all in a panic because I have to go shopping for lemon meringue.. ( daughters B day , thought I would lash out ) and everyone is going to notice , point and stare ! So Jenni please advise on my next move .. Make it a slow move though Hunni uh , don’t think I could take any big jolts at the moment " Omg..breathe through it..that's what they told me when I was in labour. Oh and push! Thank me later | |||
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"Jenny do you know if the new arteon will sell better than the last one ? " Doubt it. I don't think they have done enough with it to persuade the Audi drivers to switch | |||
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"Dear Jennie , sweetie , It won’t fucking come out . ! I’m sat here pushing and straining , howling like a buffalo . It’s just not moving . I’ve tried all the usual techniques , fingers in fairy liquid and so forth , I’ve even tried to , you know “ take my mind of it relax , think of pleasant things “ All I can think of though is Bloody Boris with an axe in his back laying facedown on the pavement .. and it’s not helping , cause I want that , more than I want this thing to come out .. !!! And I’m all in a panic because I have to go shopping for lemon meringue.. ( daughters B day , thought I would lash out ) and everyone is going to notice , point and stare ! So Jenni please advise on my next move .. Make it a slow move though Hunni uh , don’t think I could take any big jolts at the moment " Dynorod emergency call out! | |||
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"What is it and will I get it?
It is what it is.
And patience is a virtue.
What if I don't want it?
mwahahahaHAHAHAHA Tough
^^^ This ^^^
It would appear Jennie in not the only all knowing wise woman on here today.
I'm being ganged up on..
.... and you love it x
He really does...plus Jennie he's been asking for it!
Will I get it if I say please? "I am game .... depends on Annabelle's schedule though x | |||
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"Will I marry a hot, younger girl who loves bum sex and is a good cook?" Duh. No brainer. Of course x | |||
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"What is it and will I get it?
It is what it is.
And patience is a virtue.
What if I don't want it?
mwahahahaHAHAHAHA Tough
^^^ This ^^^
It would appear Jennie in not the only all knowing wise woman on here today.
I'm being ganged up on..
.... and you love it x
He really does...plus Jennie he's been asking for it!
Will I get it if I say please?
I am game .... depends on Annabelle's schedule though x"I'm sure she'll fit it in if she wants it too.. | |||
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"Will I marry a hot, younger girl who loves bum sex and is a good cook? Duh. No brainer. Of course x" Phew.....form a Q ladies! | |||
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"What is it and will I get it?
It is what it is.
And patience is a virtue.
What if I don't want it?
mwahahahaHAHAHAHA Tough
^^^ This ^^^
It would appear Jennie in not the only all knowing wise woman on here today.
I'm being ganged up on..
.... and you love it x
He really does...plus Jennie he's been asking for it!
Will I get it if I say please?
I am game .... depends on Annabelle's schedule though x"Count me in ...game on x | |||
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"What is it and will I get it?
It is what it is.
And patience is a virtue.
What if I don't want it?
mwahahahaHAHAHAHA Tough
^^^ This ^^^
It would appear Jennie in not the only all knowing wise woman on here today.
I'm being ganged up on..
.... and you love it x
He really does...plus Jennie he's been asking for it!
Will I get it if I say please?
I am game .... depends on Annabelle's schedule though x
Count me in ...game on x"So ... round yours on Thursday then? | |||
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"What is it and will I get it?
It is what it is.
And patience is a virtue.
What if I don't want it?
mwahahahaHAHAHAHA Tough
^^^ This ^^^
It would appear Jennie in not the only all knowing wise woman on here today.
I'm being ganged up on..
.... and you love it x
He really does...plus Jennie he's been asking for it!
Will I get it if I say please?
I am game .... depends on Annabelle's schedule though x
Count me in ...game on x
So ... round yours on Thursday then?"Can we make it Saturday at yours? | |||
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"What is it and will I get it?
It is what it is.
And patience is a virtue.
What if I don't want it?
mwahahahaHAHAHAHA Tough
^^^ This ^^^
It would appear Jennie in not the only all knowing wise woman on here today.
I'm being ganged up on..
.... and you love it x
He really does...plus Jennie he's been asking for it!
Will I get it if I say please?
I am game .... depends on Annabelle's schedule though x
Count me in ...game on x
So ... round yours on Thursday then?
Can we make it Saturday at yours? "I will bake a cake x | |||
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"What is it and will I get it?
It is what it is.
And patience is a virtue.
What if I don't want it?
mwahahahaHAHAHAHA Tough
^^^ This ^^^
It would appear Jennie in not the only all knowing wise woman on here today.
I'm being ganged up on..
.... and you love it x
He really does...plus Jennie he's been asking for it!
Will I get it if I say please?
I am game .... depends on Annabelle's schedule though x
Count me in ...game on x
So ... round yours on Thursday then?
Can we make it Saturday at yours?
I will bake a cake x"And I, will enjoy a large slice x | |||
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"Why was the broom late for a meeting?" It over swept! Badoom Tshhh x | |||
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"Dear Jennie, Will it really all be alright in the end? " I promise x | |||
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"Will I ever find the perfect foundation? X" Yes. Lord Lucan has it in his suitcase x | |||
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"Why was the broom late for a meeting? It over swept! Badoom Tshhh x" You’re good at this  | |||
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"Why do I prance around like a fairy in a dress craving attention? It's uncomfortable, bloody hard work to get sorted a pain to get the makeup looking good and then all I get is messages saying " Hi, you ok" . Xxx " Because it is such a thrill to look in a mirror and fancy the person looking back. THAT is what it's about x | |||
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"Thank you. Must admit when I look in the mirror I do think "hell yes" x Also "did John Snow really know nothing" ? " He knew everything. | |||
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"Dear Jennie, Will it really all be alright in the end? I promise x" I'll hold you to that x | |||
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"Dear Jennie, Will it really all be alright in the end? I promise x I'll hold you to that x" You hold me any time you want x | |||
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"And finally, why is your make up so perfect, I have been doing this girly stuff for half a century and I still end up looking like Ronald McDonald half the time x " Ah ... take 1000 photos from at least 100 slightly different angles, pick the one that makes you look half decent and boom! | |||
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"What is it and will I get it?
It is what it is.
And patience is a virtue.
What if I don't want it?
mwahahahaHAHAHAHA Tough
^^^ This ^^^
It would appear Jennie in not the only all knowing wise woman on here today.
I'm being ganged up on..
.... and you love it x
He really does...plus Jennie he's been asking for it!
Will I get it if I say please?
I am game .... depends on Annabelle's schedule though x
Count me in ...game on x
So ... round yours on Thursday then?
Can we make it Saturday at yours?
I will bake a cake x"Do I get cake?  | |||
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"And finally, why is your make up so perfect, I have been doing this girly stuff for half a century and I still end up looking like Ronald McDonald half the time x " I know the feeling, I have never been good with makeup | |||
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"What is it and will I get it?
It is what it is.
And patience is a virtue.
What if I don't want it?
mwahahahaHAHAHAHA Tough
^^^ This ^^^
It would appear Jennie in not the only all knowing wise woman on here today.
I'm being ganged up on..
.... and you love it x
He really does...plus Jennie he's been asking for it!
Will I get it if I say please?
I am game .... depends on Annabelle's schedule though x
Count me in ...game on x
So ... round yours on Thursday then?
Can we make it Saturday at yours?
I will bake a cake x
Do I get cake? "Maybe | |||
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"Why are you so friendly, kind and "O dear god" so pretty ?? " Chloe..I was thinking this myself x | |||
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"Why are you so friendly, kind and "O dear god" so pretty ?? Chloe..I was thinking this myself x" She messaged me a little time ago and made me cry a bit, she is a goddess x | |||
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"Why are you so friendly, kind and "O dear god" so pretty ?? " Its my curse | |||
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"Why are you so friendly, kind and "O dear god" so pretty ?? Chloe..I was thinking this myself x She messaged me a little time ago and made me cry a bit, she is a goddess x " Aww it's nice when someone really cares x | |||
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"Why are you so friendly, kind and "O dear god" so pretty ?? Chloe..I was thinking this myself x She messaged me a little time ago and made me cry a bit, she is a goddess x Aww it's nice when someone really cares x" Naaaah ... she just had something in her eye | |||
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"Why are you so friendly, kind and "O dear god" so pretty ?? Chloe..I was thinking this myself x She messaged me a little time ago and made me cry a bit, she is a goddess x Aww it's nice when someone really cares x Naaaah ... she just had something in her eye " That's happened before now x | |||
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"To me that is Yeah but we all know what you had in your eye "I did try to duck..what I can I say it was a good shot  | |||
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"Why do people still think the Tories are trustworthy?" Because that's democracy | |||
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"Jenny do you know if the new arteon will sell better than the last one ? Doubt it. I don't think they have done enough with it to persuade the Audi drivers to switch " You may be right but it looks so fucking good | |||
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"Jennifer the omnipotent is back. Ask her anything, and the answer shall be yours. Jennifer knows all "What time is it? | |||
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"Jennifer the omnipotent is back. Ask her anything, and the answer shall be yours. Jennifer knows all
What time is it? "Lunch time! | |||
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"will i ever meet my princes? "I guarantee it x I Asda ... next to the Spam. Princes Tuna in oil brine or springwater | |||
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"will i ever meet my princes?
I guarantee it x
I Asda ... next to the Spam. Princes Tuna in oil brine or springwater" | |||
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"Will anyone be able to tell I’m not wearing knickers when I go for my run shortly? "Not if you wear shorts | |||
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"Why has my phone decided that Christmas music is the way forward today? " Because it is only 152 days till Christmas | |||
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"Why has my phone decided that Christmas music is the way forward today? Because it is only 152 days till Christmas" Oh god. So only 124 days until I have to get the bloody elf costume out then. Joy. | |||
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"Why has my phone decided that Christmas music is the way forward today? Because it is only 152 days till Christmas Oh god. So only 124 days until I have to get the bloody elf costume out then. Joy. " Looking forward to seeing the photos x | |||
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"What does the  mean ?
"It means that light has been refracted, and so the different wavelengths that make up white light can be seen individually. Or it is a sign that God will never again send a flood to drown the world. Or it is a symbol of support for the lgbt+ community Or its a symbol of support for the NHS and key workers Or it is a pretty rainbow picture. | |||
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"On a scale of fred elliott to kevin webster How gale platt are you? " Definitely Miss Piggy | |||
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"Why are size 6 shoes made by lilley a compleatly difrent size to shoe zone size 6 ? No standards ? X " Its a conspiracy | |||
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"How is it possible to get splashes on the under side of the toilet seat?? "Oh its possible | |||
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