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Can't meet at the drop of a hat

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By *ames-77 OP   Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Think it has to be the most popular thing to write on your profile haha fuck your hat

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester


"Think it has to be the most popular thing to write on your profile haha fuck your hat "

Haha brilliant! Who's hat is always being dropped!??

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By *ames-77 OP   Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"Think it has to be the most popular thing to write on your profile haha fuck your hat

Haha brilliant! Who's hat is always being dropped!??"

Haha cracks me up!!! Fucking hats..

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I can. I have very low standards though.

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By *ames-77 OP   Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"I can. I have very low standards though."

You don't mind dropping your hat hahaha

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I can. I have very low standards though.

You don't mind dropping your hat hahaha"

I drop more than my hat...

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By *ames-77 OP   Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"I can. I have very low standards though.

You don't mind dropping your hat hahaha

I drop more than my hat... "

Don't drop your glass it will break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a drop of three hats to have enough time to shave my mustache.

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By *oupleforxtrafunCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

It usually means they meet about once a year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now you mentioned it, I wonder how it feels to fuck a hat

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

A lady is quietly browsing her tablet, when, PING!

It's the fab-signal.

"Holy condoms" she exclaims," a single male has seen my picture, and wants to know if I 'fancy a fuck'?"

Thankfully she is showered, shaved, made-up and dressed in stockings and a corset, just in case of such an request

She dashes to the fab-car and drives across town to meet the mysterious stranger...

To find out what happens next time in tomorrow, same fab time, same fab channel.

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I'm not saying impromptu meets don't happen, I've had a few myself, but generally prefer to plan a couple of days ahead.

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"A lady is quietly browsing her tablet, when, PING!

It's the fab-signal.

"Holy condoms" she exclaims," a single male has seen my picture, and wants to know if I 'fancy a fuck'?"

Thankfully she is showered, shaved, made-up and dressed in stockings and a corset, just in case of such an request

She dashes to the fab-car and drives across town to meet the mysterious stranger...

To find out what happens next time in tomorrow, same fab time, same fab channel.

---

I'm not saying impromptu meets don't happen, I've had a few myself, but generally prefer to plan a couple of days ahead."
see that's the thing I think some men think we are dressed like that on when we are on fab ,with messages like what are u wearing right now!!! Erm not what u think! they visualise we are sat in something sexy ! When in reality, we are not

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"A lady is quietly browsing her tablet, when, PING!

It's the fab-signal.

"Holy condoms" she exclaims," a single male has seen my picture, and wants to know if I 'fancy a fuck'?"

Thankfully she is showered, shaved, made-up and dressed in stockings and a corset, just in case of such an request

She dashes to the fab-car and drives across town to meet the mysterious stranger...

To find out what happens next time in tomorrow, same fab time, same fab channel.

---

I'm not saying impromptu meets don't happen, I've had a few myself, but generally prefer to plan a couple of days ahead."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lady is quietly browsing her tablet, when, PING!

It's the fab-signal.

"Holy condoms" she exclaims," a single male has seen my picture, and wants to know if I 'fancy a fuck'?"

Thankfully she is showered, shaved, made-up and dressed in stockings and a corset, just in case of such an request

She dashes to the fab-car and drives across town to meet the mysterious stranger...

To find out what happens next time in tomorrow, same fab time, same fab channel.

---

I'm not saying impromptu meets don't happen, I've had a few myself, but generally prefer to plan a couple of days ahead."

Love this and totally agree.

I have a very busy life outside of fab and the responsibilities of a family.

I love the build up to a meet and getting myself ready, so spontaneous meets are not for me and if that doesn't suit then find someone else to play with who does.

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lady is quietly browsing her tablet, when, PING!

It's the fab-signal.

"Holy condoms" she exclaims," a single male has seen my picture, and wants to know if I 'fancy a fuck'?"

Thankfully she is showered, shaved, made-up and dressed in stockings and a corset, just in case of such an request

She dashes to the fab-car and drives across town to meet the mysterious stranger...

To find out what happens next time in tomorrow, same fab time, same fab channel.

---

I'm not saying impromptu meets don't happen, I've had a few myself, but generally prefer to plan a couple of days ahead."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a hat! I had one n dropped it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't do last minute meets even if I wanted to, I have a life and responsibilities. Fab is fun as and when I want it and last minute meets with a complete stranger is definitely not my idea of fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have a hat! I had one n dropped it "

Haha!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I need warning to do my hair.

I think another profile favourite phrase is

"I don't bite, unless you want me to"

Along with

"not looking to fuck my way through the site"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

https://youtu.be/hfgwrdYUQ2A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think it has to be the most popular thing to write on your profile haha fuck your hat "

Genuine too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lady is quietly browsing her tablet, when, PING!

It's the fab-signal.

"Holy condoms" she exclaims," a single male has seen my picture, and wants to know if I 'fancy a fuck'?"

Thankfully she is showered, shaved, made-up and dressed in stockings and a corset, just in case of such an request

She dashes to the fab-car and drives across town to meet the mysterious stranger...

To find out what happens next time in tomorrow, same fab time, same fab channel.

---

I'm not saying impromptu meets don't happen, I've had a few myself, but generally prefer to plan a couple of days ahead. see that's the thing I think some men think we are dressed like that on when we are on fab ,with messages like what are u wearing right now!!! Erm not what u think! they visualise we are sat in something sexy ! When in reality, we are not "

Omg if only I owned half the shit I lie about wearing lmao

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"A lady is quietly browsing her tablet, when, PING!

It's the fab-signal.

"Holy condoms" she exclaims," a single male has seen my picture, and wants to know if I 'fancy a fuck'?"

Thankfully she is showered, shaved, made-up and dressed in stockings and a corset, just in case of such an request

She dashes to the fab-car and drives across town to meet the mysterious stranger...

To find out what happens next time in tomorrow, same fab time, same fab channel.

---

I'm not saying impromptu meets don't happen, I've had a few myself, but generally prefer to plan a couple of days ahead. see that's the thing I think some men think we are dressed like that on when we are on fab ,with messages like what are u wearing right now!!! Erm not what u think! they visualise we are sat in something sexy ! When in reality, we are not

Omg if only I owned half the shit I lie about wearing lmao "

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"A lady is quietly browsing her tablet, when, PING!

It's the fab-signal.

"Holy condoms" she exclaims," a single male has seen my picture, and wants to know if I 'fancy a fuck'?"

Thankfully she is showered, shaved, made-up and dressed in stockings and a corset, just in case of such an request

She dashes to the fab-car and drives across town to meet the mysterious stranger...

To find out what happens next time in tomorrow, same fab time, same fab channel.

---

I'm not saying impromptu meets don't happen, I've had a few myself, but generally prefer to plan a couple of days ahead. see that's the thing I think some men think we are dressed like that on when we are on fab ,with messages like what are u wearing right now!!! Erm not what u think! they visualise we are sat in something sexy ! When in reality, we are not

Omg if only I owned half the shit I lie about wearing lmao "

This is clearly where I'm going wrong. If someone asks what I'm wearing I tell them, warts and all (currently massive baggy pyjama pants and a jumper with a hole in the sleeve). Sometimes if they're particularly unlucky I'll show them - maybe a photo of a toe sticking out of the hole in a sock, or the massive baggy knees in a pair of trousers.

I don't tend to get asked a second time

Irritatingly the days when I'm actually looking as decent as I get, I guarantee nobody will ask me. I only ever get asked on days when I look like I've been sleeping rough for a month.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

People think leisurewear is nice looking. Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t have a hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lady is quietly browsing her tablet, when, PING!

It's the fab-signal.

"Holy condoms" she exclaims," a single male has seen my picture, and wants to know if I 'fancy a fuck'?"

Thankfully she is showered, shaved, made-up and dressed in stockings and a corset, just in case of such an request

She dashes to the fab-car and drives across town to meet the mysterious stranger...

To find out what happens next time in tomorrow, same fab time, same fab channel.

---

I'm not saying impromptu meets don't happen, I've had a few myself, but generally prefer to plan a couple of days ahead. see that's the thing I think some men think we are dressed like that on when we are on fab ,with messages like what are u wearing right now!!! Erm not what u think! they visualise we are sat in something sexy ! When in reality, we are not

Omg if only I owned half the shit I lie about wearing lmao

This is clearly where I'm going wrong. If someone asks what I'm wearing I tell them, warts and all (currently massive baggy pyjama pants and a jumper with a hole in the sleeve). Sometimes if they're particularly unlucky I'll show them - maybe a photo of a toe sticking out of the hole in a sock, or the massive baggy knees in a pair of trousers.

I don't tend to get asked a second time

Irritatingly the days when I'm actually looking as decent as I get, I guarantee nobody will ask me. I only ever get asked on days when I look like I've been sleeping rough for a month."

Well you just spoke my reality hahaha.

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