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As much as I love my Pooch

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

He right pissed me off last night .

And heres why .

I was in the middle of a wonderful dream last night.

I was at College/School and one of my teachers happened to be Nicole Shirtslinger ( yes I know that's not her real name ) .

Anyway somehow we ended up in a storeroom and she pulled her thong down and proceeded to rub her Fanjina across my big toe ( dont ask ) .

Anyway just as she was about to move said Fanjina to a more pleasurable area my fuckin dog barked at something outside and woke me up .

Furry Wanker

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By *iberty RedWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Your pooch probably did you a favour though, at least you still remember the dream & can now enjoy thinking what would have happened next...mans best friend & all that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Your pooch probably did you a favour though, at least you still remember the dream & can now enjoy thinking what would have happened next...mans best friend & all that"

But I only needed 30 more seconds

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Two things i like about this post.

1. Shirtslinger

2. Rubbing her foof on your toe. This tells me you’re a dirty bastard.

I like it.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Two things i like about this post.

1. Shirtslinger

2. Rubbing her foof on your toe. This tells me you’re a dirty bastard.

I like it. "
I just snorted laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you were going to wake up and find your dog licking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your big toe? Does it have magical capabilities? X

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"He right pissed me off last night .

And heres why .

I was in the middle of a wonderful dream last night.

I was at College/School and one of my teachers happened to be Nicole Shirtslinger ( yes I know that's not her real name ) .

Anyway somehow we ended up in a storeroom and she pulled her thong down and proceeded to rub her Fanjina across my big toe ( dont ask ) .

Anyway just as she was about to move said Fanjina to a more pleasurable area my fuckin dog barked at something outside and woke me up .

Furry Wanker "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Your big toe? Does it have magical capabilities? X"

Not that I'm aware of , in my defence it was a dream

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"He right pissed me off last night .

And heres why .

I was in the middle of a wonderful dream last night.

I was at College/School and one of my teachers happened to be Nicole Shirtslinger ( yes I know that's not her real name ) .

Anyway somehow we ended up in a storeroom and she pulled her thong down and proceeded to rub her Fanjina across my big toe ( dont ask ) .

Anyway just as she was about to move said Fanjina to a more pleasurable area my fuckin dog barked at something outside and woke me up .

Furry Wanker

"

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"I thought you were going to wake up and find your dog licking... "

So did I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dog knows you're a big toe fucker and doesn't approve

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I thought you were going to wake up and find your dog licking...

So did I "

Eeewww no

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Your dog knows you're a big toe fucker and doesn't approve "

Believe me it's not a Kink of mine

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Btw I haven't punished Pooch .

It's a good job I him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You say shirtslinger I call her sherswinger. A great woman to dream about though! She is fantastic

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You say shirtslinger I call her sherswinger. A great woman to dream about though! She is fantastic"

Yeah shes ok , I have no particular penchant for her which is why it was a strange person to dream about

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By *abonWoman
over a year ago

L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham


"You say shirtslinger I call her sherswinger. A great woman to dream about though! She is fantastic

Yeah shes ok , I have no particular penchant for her which is why it was a strange person to dream about "

Secret penchant to be on the X factor?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You say shirtslinger I call her sherswinger. A great woman to dream about though! She is fantastic

Yeah shes ok , I have no particular penchant for her which is why it was a strange person to dream about

Secret penchant to be on the X factor?"

Fuck No !! Have you heard me sing

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I thought you were going to wake up and find your dog licking... "

Same. I read it all and then again to check I hadn't missed that.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I thought you were going to wake up and find your dog licking...

Same. I read it all and then again to check I hadn't missed that. "

Believe me , if that was the case I certainly wouldn't have put it in a thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironic if your pooch was barking at a Pussycat

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ironic if your pooch was barking at a Pussycat "

Haha love it

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By *abonWoman
over a year ago

L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham


"You say shirtslinger I call her sherswinger. A great woman to dream about though! She is fantastic

Yeah shes ok , I have no particular penchant for her which is why it was a strange person to dream about

Secret penchant to be on the X factor?

Fuck No !! Have you heard me sing "

No...maybe that’s the next forum challenge...start the thread OP!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You say shirtslinger I call her sherswinger. A great woman to dream about though! She is fantastic

Yeah shes ok , I have no particular penchant for her which is why it was a strange person to dream about

Secret penchant to be on the X factor?

Fuck No !! Have you heard me sing

No...maybe that’s the next forum challenge...start the thread OP!!"
Not a chance on Earth I'm singing for anyone .

I sound like a Hippos mating call

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By *abonWoman
over a year ago

L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham


"You say shirtslinger I call her sherswinger. A great woman to dream about though! She is fantastic

Yeah shes ok , I have no particular penchant for her which is why it was a strange person to dream about

Secret penchant to be on the X factor?

Fuck No !! Have you heard me sing

No...maybe that’s the next forum challenge...start the thread OP!! Not a chance on Earth I'm singing for anyone .

I sound like a Hippos mating call "

*googles hippos mating call*

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You say shirtslinger I call her sherswinger. A great woman to dream about though! She is fantastic

Yeah shes ok , I have no particular penchant for her which is why it was a strange person to dream about

Secret penchant to be on the X factor?

Fuck No !! Have you heard me sing

No...maybe that’s the next forum challenge...start the thread OP!! Not a chance on Earth I'm singing for anyone .

I sound like a Hippos mating call

*googles hippos mating call*"

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