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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell us something you dont understand about women

Women....feel free to reply and put them right!

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

Why do they say one thing and mean another...

Oh and why is their way always right.. even if my way gets the same result..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell us something you dont understand about women

Women....feel free to reply and put them right!"

Why they don't just say when something is bothering them, I care, I want to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell us something you dont understand about women

Women....feel free to reply and put them right!

Why they don't just say when something is bothering them, I care, I want to help

Cause you’re supposed to bloody know

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By *ing_of_the_swingers400Man
over a year ago

edinbugh

What does “I’m fine” really mean lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does “I’m fine” really mean lol"

I’m fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why do so many women claim that they don't understand men? That's the only thing I don't understand about women

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"What does “I’m fine” really mean lol"

Tone is all.

Cheerful "I'm fine" means nothing's wrong

Straight faced "I'm fine" mean's she's not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why do so many women claim that they don't understand men? That's the only thing I don't understand about women"

This

They are but simple creatures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why haven't you worked women out yet

We are simple creatures. Just do what we want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does “I’m fine” really mean lol

I’m fine "

This is a trap... I sense a trap. Abort thread... danger danger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why do so many women claim that they don't understand men? That's the only thing I don't understand about women

This

They are but simple creatures"

True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell us something you dont understand about women

Women....feel free to reply and put them right!

Why they don't just say when something is bothering them, I care, I want to help

Cause you’re supposed to bloody know"

Shocking, wasn't expecting that!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"why do so many women claim that they don't understand men? That's the only thing I don't understand about women"

I see what you did there.

If that's the only thing you don't understand about women you are one of those fairly rare guys who's realised we're all just people trying to get along

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"What does “I’m fine” really mean lol"

I’m grand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does “I’m fine” really mean lol"

It means I'm fine but you're in a shit and the hell is about to break out on you. And it's your fault.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does “I’m fine” really mean lol

I’m fine "

...but you won't be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why do so many women claim that they don't understand men? That's the only thing I don't understand about women

I see what you did there.

If that's the only thing you don't understand about women you are one of those fairly rare guys who's realised we're all just people trying to get along"

I hoped you might

Getting along is all just understanding and I don’t claim to understand but I’ve worked out how to pretend I do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why haven't you worked women out yet

We are simple creatures. Just do what we want

I'd like to work you out!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"What does “I’m fine” really mean lol

Tone is all.

Cheerful "I'm fine" means nothing's wrong

Straight faced "I'm fine" mean's she's not"

.... and the later means I really don’t want to talk about it so don’t ask anymore questions

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Why do I have to leave the loo seat down if you don’t have to leave it up?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Why do I have to leave the loo seat down if you don’t have to leave it up?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do I have to leave the loo seat down if you don’t have to leave it up?"

Because nobody wants poop on the toothbrushes.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Why do they say one thing and mean another...

Oh and why is their way always right.. even if my way gets the same result.. "

Because the woman's way is usually more efficient.

(Except clothes shopping)

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Why do I have to leave the loo seat down if you don’t have to leave it up?

Because nobody wants poop on the toothbrushes.

Call me traditional, but I don’t think you’re supposed to store the tooth brushes in the actual toilet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do they never reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do I have to leave the loo seat down if you don’t have to leave it up?

Because nobody wants poop on the toothbrushes.

Call me traditional, but I don’t think you’re supposed to store the tooth brushes in the actual toilet? "

Fuck. I'm such a doughnut. Where do I store them then? Is it in the fridge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do I have to leave the loo seat down if you don’t have to leave it up?

Because nobody wants poop on the toothbrushes.

That's not about the seat, everyone should put the lid down, especially as it can spread covid everywhere

(public announcement over

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Why they think there are layers of subtext in everything I say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do they say one thing and mean another...

Oh and why is their way always right.. even if my way gets the same result..

Because the woman's way is usually more efficient.

(Except clothes shopping)"

So that's why men need an extra 500kcal every day

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Why do I have to leave the loo seat down if you don’t have to leave it up?

Because nobody wants poop on the toothbrushes.

Call me traditional, but I don’t think you’re supposed to store the tooth brushes in the actual toilet?

Fuck. I'm such a doughnut. Where do I store them then? Is it in the fridge? "

I don’t think he has a toilet in his bathroom

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Why do I have to leave the loo seat down if you don’t have to leave it up?

Because nobody wants poop on the toothbrushes.

Call me traditional, but I don’t think you’re supposed to store the tooth brushes in the actual toilet?

Fuck. I'm such a doughnut. Where do I store them then? Is it in the fridge? "

I’ve been hanging mine on strings out the window because that way they’re further from the pooping tower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’re are no more difficult to understand than men. Although I only found that out when I spent more time observing and listening rather than assuming and speaking.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"They’re are no more difficult to understand than men. Although I only found that out when I spent more time observing and listening rather than assuming and speaking."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just read through this thread and I seem to do most of the things it's claimed women do. So does that mean....

I'm fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why haven't you worked women out yet

We are simple creatures. Just do what we want

I'd like to work you out!

Do you think you could?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Just read through this thread and I seem to do most of the things it's claimed women do. So does that mean....

I'm fine

Nah, in discussions like these, people very often speak about poor communication skills as an exclusively female trait when in fact its pretty universal across human beings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men and women will never fully understand each other and that's fine, accept the differences instead of trying to work out the whys.... Compliment each other, work it together.. He's great at this n rubbish at that while she's Brill at that bit not so much at this. Hey but what do I know, I'm just a single woman lol

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Why do they say one thing and mean another...

Oh and why is their way always right.. even if my way gets the same result.. "

Yes, ultimately we in charge that's why.. as for say one thing and mean the other, we like to test the guy to see how he reacts. Or the woman just totally indecisive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes can’t understand men then I don’t understand a woman but people are all different. It’s not sensible to generalise half the planet

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"They’re are no more difficult to understand than men. Although I only found that out when I spent more time observing and listening rather than assuming and speaking."

Men can be equally confusing like chasing after you, saying they give you the world, being total prick teasers then GIVE YOU ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL.... to me that's the most frustrating thing ever a man could do me, make empty promises and display mindless behaviour.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Why do I have to leave the loo seat down if you don’t have to leave it up?

Because nobody wants poop on the toothbrushes.

omg that's so me. Way more hygienic to close loo lid, then flush. i now have a tooth brush head covering to solve that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does “I’m fine” really mean lol"

It means I'm fine, but verging on not fine and the fact you've had to ask means you don't know and aren't in sync with my emotions, and I'm increasingly becoming not fine because you asked! Hahaha

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"What does “I’m fine” really mean lol"

usually if she's in a bad mood means no she's really pissed off. she doesn't want to talk about it. but doesn’t mean you ignore her feelings and don't genuinely act concern!

or she is just feeling fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why they think there are layers of subtext in everything I say. "

Because there is in everything we say lol

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Why they think there are layers of subtext in everything I say.

Because there is in everything we say lol"

Speak for yourself. I'm too lazy for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can’t women say things direct and straight to the point? Why hint or give cues? If you like someone tell them, life is too short.....

Why can’t women understand if I say I don’t want to talk about it I really don’t, or if I’m alright I really am, no need to start pushing for something that’s not there, and why do women ramble on about things? I had an ex that used to take a week to explain something that could have been dealt with in 10 minutes. And breath..........

For the lads....

Fine means .......

Freaked out

Insecure.

Neurotic

Emotional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why they think there are layers of subtext in everything I say.

Because there is in everything we say lol

Speak for yourself. I'm too lazy for that. "

This entire thread is about gender stereotyping. I can of course only speak for myself, but isn't that the point?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Why they think there are layers of subtext in everything I say.

Because there is in everything we say lol

Speak for yourself. I'm too lazy for that.

This entire thread is about gender stereotyping. I can of course only speak for myself, but isn't that the point?"

I'm every woman. It's all in me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why they think there are layers of subtext in everything I say.

Because there is in everything we say lol

Speak for yourself. I'm too lazy for that.

This entire thread is about gender stereotyping. I can of course only speak for myself, but isn't that the point?

I'm every woman. It's all in me. "

God you're annoying

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Why they think there are layers of subtext in everything I say.

Because there is in everything we say lol

Speak for yourself. I'm too lazy for that.

This entire thread is about gender stereotyping. I can of course only speak for myself, but isn't that the point?

I'm every woman. It's all in me.

God you're annoying

Thank you

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By *wistedTooCouple
over a year ago

Frimley

It’s strange to hear someone say they don’t understand women. I mean, it’s all fine when you’re 20 years old but anything past that you’d surely have a clue by now? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s strange to hear someone say they don’t understand women. I mean, it’s all fine when you’re 20 years old but anything past that you’d surely have a clue by now? Lol"

Steady on, I still don't understand myself... women will have to wait

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

"They’re are no more difficult to understand than men. Although I only found that out when I spent more time observing and listening rather than assuming and speaking."

Take note, gentlemen.... here’s your answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave my toiletries alone, you've got your own! I don't go pinching your shower gel and deodorant to smell like you, do I....!

Don't get me started on razors....

(Actually it's quite sweet tbf

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

When they keep moaning that they can't find a decent bloke, but when they do "he's too nice"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they keep moaning that they can't find a decent bloke, but when they do "he's too nice"

Is this really about wanting a bloke who can handle himself, won't fall to pieces when the shit hits the toothbrush?

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Being a woman full time must be a nightmare, all that time fannying about with make up, then wear clothes that cut you in half, then ages taking all of the stuff off your face, and having to say "does my bum look big in this" 5 times a day !

Na, I'm happy being a part time transvestite xx

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

"Being a woman full time must be a nightmare, all that time fannying about with make up, then wear clothes that cut you in half, then ages taking all of the stuff off your face, and having to say "does my bum look big in this" 5 times a day !

Na, I'm happy being a part time transvestite xx

Love this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does “I’m fine” really mean lol"

Danger ahead

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"When they keep moaning that they can't find a decent bloke, but when they do "he's too nice"

Is this really about wanting a bloke who can handle himself, won't fall to pieces when the shit hits the toothbrush? "

More like they want a dickhead with loads of drama about him lol

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Na, I'm happy being a part time transvestite xx

Certainly saves you some time

. Can I sign up for being a part time woman?

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

Na, I'm happy being a part time transvestite xx

Certainly saves you some time

. Can I sign up for being a part time woman? "

Me too please.

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By *abonWoman
over a year ago

L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham

"Why do I have to leave the loo seat down if you don’t have to leave it up?

Because nobody wants poop on the toothbrushes.

That's not about the seat, everyone should put the lid down, especially as it can spread covid everywhere

(public announcement over

I agree but for feng shui reasons...energy flows out of your home...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have the power to make you feel you need to apologise but you dont know what you've done wrong

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Na, I'm happy being a part time transvestite xx

Certainly saves you some time

. Can I sign up for being a part time woman? "

Its over rated, the shoes never fit properly, you get flooded with messages from straight men, women's knickers are not designer for men, gets a bit uncomfortable.

We have crap dress sense and often end up looking like Ronald McDonald.

O GOSH starting to think why on gods earth do I do this x

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Na, I'm happy being a part time transvestite xx

Certainly saves you some time

. Can I sign up for being a part time woman?

Its over rated, the shoes never fit properly, you get flooded with messages from straight men, women's knickers are not designer for men, gets a bit uncomfortable.

We have crap dress sense and often end up looking like Ronald McDonald.

O GOSH starting to think why on gods earth do I do this x "

Because you look fabulous in pink

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By *agle76Man
over a year ago

Birstall

Fucked up Insecure Neurotic and Emotional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does “I’m fine” really mean lol"

If it's followed by

'how are you ?' then there is a chance she means it.

If not let her go, unless you are only looking to get in her knickers

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

How some women mold their fella in to their vision and then discover that they don't like what they have created.

Mrs Shady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How some women mold their fella in to their vision and then discover that they don't like what they have created.

Mrs Shady "

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"How some women mold their fella in to their vision and then discover that they don't like what they have created.

Mrs Shady "

Are we meant to like them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We ask if you are OK, you are quite clearly not OK but say you are OK. The next day you then lose your shit because we didn't pick up that you weren't OK despite when we asked if you are OK you said you were OK.

What the fuck

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"We ask if you are OK, you are quite clearly not OK but say you are OK. The next day you then lose your shit because we didn't pick up that you weren't OK despite when we asked if you are OK you said you were OK.

What the fuck

What don’t you understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the fuck

And? Your point is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does “I’m fine” really mean lol"

I'm ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just do what I want, when I want & as often as I want and you'll be fine

.....i will of course return the pleasure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the fuck

What don’t you understand

Why you said you were ok when you were not ok

I personally have more trouble understanding the 'I am fine' response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cushions

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"What does “I’m fine” really mean lol

I'm ok"

I thought "I'm fine" translated to , run away, get on a boat and hide for a couple of weeks until you have worked out what you have done wrong and if a bunch of flowers will save your life !!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Cushions

See you say this but my partner insisted we didn't need more cushions for the sofa but now keeps stealing them all and complaining when I ask for some so has finally admitted we do need more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not getting involved in the cushion conversation, but the I’m ok comment is a mans response because he automatically wants to make sure everyone else is ok

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

What the fuck

What don’t you understand

Why you said you were ok when you were not ok

I personally have more trouble understanding the 'I am fine' response

I can have problems understanding women sometime but I need an interpreter to understand women talking to each other. Complimenting one another and not meaning a damn syllable of what they say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They’re are no more difficult to understand than men. Although I only found that out when I spent more time observing and listening rather than assuming and speaking.

Talk is cheap.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Cushions

I don’t have a problem with cushions

mine is Disney stuff

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Cushions

I don’t have a problem with cushions

mine is Disney stuff

Do you happen to have a pair of Minnie Mouse ears, Ms Belle?

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

What the fuck

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Cushions

I don’t have a problem with cushions

mine is Disney stuff

Do you happen to have a pair of Minnie Mouse ears, Ms Belle?"

I want some

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