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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tell us something that you dont understand about men.

Men....feel free to reply to make them understand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you move/change movement when you find that sweet spot and we scream or beg yes, there, keep going!

Hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you move/change movement when you find that sweet spot and we scream or beg yes, there, keep going!

Hahaha! "

You have a sweet spot?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Why they can't just bang me good and proper on the regs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can you get a boner if you’re not even attracted to the woman you’re away to fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can you get a boner if you’re not even attracted to the woman you’re away to fuck"

Normally I cant but drink tends to help....too much drink and I cant even get a boner for someone I do fancy!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

why do so many men claim that they don't understand women? That's the only thing I don't understand about men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why do so many men claim that they don't understand women? That's the only thing I don't understand about men"

This

We are but simple creatures

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"why do so many men claim that they don't understand women? That's the only thing I don't understand about men

This

We are but simple creatures "

Tell us we're pretty and feed us. Job done.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"why do so many men claim that they don't understand women? That's the only thing I don't understand about men

This

We are but simple creatures

Tell us we're pretty and feed us. Job done. "

(And also fuck us frequently)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why do so many men claim that they don't understand women? That's the only thing I don't understand about men

This

We are but simple creatures

Tell us we're pretty and feed us your penis. Job done. "

It’s always been my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why do so many men claim that they don't understand women? That's the only thing I don't understand about men

This

We are but simple creatures

Tell us we're pretty and feed us. Job done. "

And give us non sexual foot rubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why do so many men claim that they don't understand women? That's the only thing I don't understand about men

This

We are but simple creatures

Tell us we're pretty and feed us. Job done. "

can we have a bit of cock too

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"why do so many men claim that they don't understand women? That's the only thing I don't understand about men

This

We are but simple creatures

Tell us we're pretty and feed us. Job done.

(And also fuck us frequently)"

This too please and thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell us something that you dont understand about men.

Men....feel free to reply to make them understand! "

Their brains !!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"why do so many men claim that they don't understand women? That's the only thing I don't understand about men

This

We are but simple creatures

Tell us we're pretty and feed us. Job done.

can we have a bit of cock too "

^^ she gets it.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"why do so many men claim that they don't understand women? That's the only thing I don't understand about men

This

We are but simple creatures

Tell us we're pretty and feed us. Job done.

can we have a bit of cock too

^^ she gets it."

It’s not a lot to ask.

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Why cant you put your dirty dishes in the dishwasher, it's just there

Possibly the wrong thing to say

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do some men turn bi later on in life?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Why do some men turn bi later on in life? "

(they were always bi, just more shy)

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Why do some men turn bi later on in life? "

Let down by women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't you empty your pockets before you put your clothes in the laundry basket?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Why do some men turn bi later on in life?

Let down by women."

We're the fucking worst.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Why are they my kids when they're being a pain and our kids when they are good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why do so many men claim that they don't understand women? That's the only thing I don't understand about men

This

We are but simple creatures

Tell us we're pretty and feed us. Job done.

(And also fuck us frequently)"

Two out of three ain’t bad.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Why do some men turn bi later on in life?

Let down by women.

We're the fucking worst."

Acknowledging it doesn't make it ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do some men turn bi later on in life? "

We’re a bit slow on the uptake. Took me 40 plus years to realise despite a number of pretty obvious clues/experiences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do some men turn bi later on in life?

We’re a bit slow on the uptake. Took me 40 plus years to realise despite a number of pretty obvious clues/experiences "

I’ll add, I grew up in quite a homophobic environment really so the dorce of denial was strong in me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why cant you put your dirty dishes in the dishwasher, it's just there

Possibly the wrong thing to say

Jo x"

It's the consequences.

The more you fill it the sooner it gets full. Then it gets turned on and before you know it it's cycle finishes and there's the expectation that we should empty it...but it's not just emptying it is it ? No it's actually drying the damp pots, dishes and utensils before having to put them away...but where does everything go and why are we expected to know which yokiebob goes in which drawer / press.

Often if we leave them in or near the sink the dish fairy seems to take care of them and their processing.

Simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair I cook ,I’m trained for it ,she does the pots ,we shag ! Works for me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you move/change movement when you find that sweet spot and we scream or beg yes, there, keep going!

Hahaha! "

Because I'm getting cramp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you get a boner if you’re not even attracted to the woman you’re away to fuck"

All women are attractive

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Explain why you men go crazy over football? It’s boring!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't you empty your pockets before you put your clothes in the laundry basket?"

I do. I do the washing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Explain why you men go crazy over football? It’s boring! "

I hate football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do some men turn bi later on in life? "

Testosterone?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Explain why you men go crazy over football? It’s boring! "

Not a friggin clue...it is boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why cant you put your dirty dishes in the dishwasher, it's just there

Possibly the wrong thing to say

Jo x"

Because whoever does dishwaser will rearrange it anyway. But I do know where everything goes when it needs emptying

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Why do *some* men play away from home without considering the consequences? And when they often have the most beautiful wives!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Why do *some* men play away from home without considering the consequences? And when they often have the most beautiful wives! "

Because their brains aren’t in their heads! The other women who let them are as bad!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Explain why you men go crazy over football? It’s boring!

Not a friggin clue...it is boring "

I just think it’s a waste of a piece of leather. That could be a handbag or a pair of heels, haha xx

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By *abonWoman
over a year ago

L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham


"Why cant you put your dirty dishes in the dishwasher, it's just there

Possibly the wrong thing to say

Jo x

It's the consequences.

The more you fill it the sooner it gets full. Then it gets turned on and before you know it it's cycle finishes and there's the expectation that we should empty it...but it's not just emptying it is it ? No it's actually drying the damp pots, dishes and utensils before having to put them away...but where does everything go and why are we expected to know which yokiebob goes in which drawer / press.

Often if we leave them in or near the sink the dish fairy seems to take care of them and their processing.

Simples "

No need to dry...just a little wrist flick n shake manoeuvre as you lift the item out You’re welcome!

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By *abonWoman
over a year ago

L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham


"Tell us something that you dont understand about men.

Men....feel free to reply to make them understand! "

How you know so much about which car is which. Even guys who aren’t interested in cars know what every single car on the road is. How do you absorb that information...and why?!

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Why do they always leave the toilet seat up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't you ask for help finding something in a shop??

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By *rSuave88Man
over a year ago

Mirfield


"Why can't you ask for help finding something in a shop??"

Haha i feel personally attacked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you drift off half way through me talking and never hear the important bit I was getting to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long have you got, OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell us something that you dont understand about men.

Men....feel free to reply to make them understand!

How you know so much about which car is which. Even guys who aren’t interested in cars know what every single car on the road is. How do you absorb that information...and why?! "

I have no idea what cars are which. I have to look for the logo and even then I don't always recognise that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you drift off half way through me talking and never hear the important bit I was getting to? "

Zzzzzzz.... zzzzz... zzz

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Why do so many men pick their nose when driving?

Do they not realise that not only can you see out of a windscreen but you can see in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do guys go all alpha when in the pub with their own species?

I have observed the grunts and whooing, the chest bumps and general manliness of manlike behaviour.

Why though??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are all men on there death bed when they get even the slightest of sniffles or they have pneumonia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do guys go all alpha when in the pub with their own species?

I have observed the grunts and whooing, the chest bumps and general manliness of manlike behaviour.

Why though??"

Yeah what is that about?

And what is watching sports about?

I don't get it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do guys go all alpha when in the pub with their own species?

I have observed the grunts and whooing, the chest bumps and general manliness of manlike behaviour.

Why though??

Yeah what is that about?

And what is watching sports about?

I don't get it."

Nor me

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By *abonWoman
over a year ago

L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham


"Tell us something that you dont understand about men.

Men....feel free to reply to make them understand!

How you know so much about which car is which. Even guys who aren’t interested in cars know what every single car on the road is. How do you absorb that information...and why?!

I have no idea what cars are which. I have to look for the logo and even then I don't always recognise that "

Expectation breaker!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do guys go all alpha when in the pub with their own species?

I have observed the grunts and whooing, the chest bumps and general manliness of manlike behaviour.

Why though??

Yeah what is that about?

And what is watching sports about?

I don't get it."

Sport watching seems to exacerbate and excite them further, thus displaying more alpha like displays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you get a boner if you’re not even attracted to the woman you’re away to fuck"

All men have problems getting hard with me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Why do they always leave the toilet seat up "

Because we need it up , common sense to us

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Why are all men on there death bed when they get even the slightest of sniffles or they have pneumonia

"

Biology innit .

Men have less tolerance of illness , some scientists have said

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Why can't you see when you've got a good thing going?!

Also.... Why are you so proud of your wangs and want to show them at every opportunity?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Why can't you see when you've got a good thing going?!

Also.... Why are you so proud of your wangs and want to show them at every opportunity? "

Wangs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't you see when you've got a good thing going?!

Also.... Why are you so proud of your wangs and want to show them at every opportunity? "

We don't have much to be proud of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell us something that you dont understand about men.

Men....feel free to reply to make them understand!

How you know so much about which car is which. Even guys who aren’t interested in cars know what every single car on the road is. How do you absorb that information...and why?!

I have no idea what cars are which. I have to look for the logo and even then I don't always recognise that

Expectation breaker!! "

I'm the exception...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can men only concentrate on one thing at a time?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Why can men only concentrate on one thing at a time?"

Like writin an looks at your seexy arrse at same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can men only concentrate on one thing at a time?"

So we only have to do it once and it gets done properly...

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Why can't you see when you've got a good thing going?!

Also.... Why are you so proud of your wangs and want to show them at every opportunity?

We don't have much to be proud of "

To be fair I'm pretty proud of my wang too.

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

Just one thing?? I literally can’t pick....

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Explain why you men go crazy over football? It’s boring! "

My man hates football. Never watched or played it in his life. Thankfully

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Explain why you men go crazy over football? It’s boring!

My man hates football. Never watched or played it in his life. Thankfully "

I'm the same. I prefer motorsports and watching folk beat the shit out of each other!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do guys go all alpha when in the pub with their own species?

I have observed the grunts and whooing, the chest bumps and general manliness of manlike behaviour.

Why though??

Yeah what is that about?

And what is watching sports about?

I don't get it.

Sport watching seems to exacerbate and excite them further, thus displaying more alpha like displays

"

See I don’t get this at all. I much prefer a night out with the girls than all that macho willy waving. Does this mean I’m not a real man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do guys go all alpha when in the pub with their own species?

I have observed the grunts and whooing, the chest bumps and general manliness of manlike behaviour.

Why though??

Yeah what is that about?

And what is watching sports about?

I don't get it.

Sport watching seems to exacerbate and excite them further, thus displaying more alpha like displays

See I don’t get this at all. I much prefer a night out with the girls than all that macho willy waving. Does this mean I’m not a real man? "

Yes of course your a real man! I can confirm! The real test is can you hold my handbag though???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do guys go all alpha when in the pub with their own species?

I have observed the grunts and whooing, the chest bumps and general manliness of manlike behaviour.

Why though??

Yeah what is that about?

And what is watching sports about?

I don't get it.

Sport watching seems to exacerbate and excite them further, thus displaying more alpha like displays

See I don’t get this at all. I much prefer a night out with the girls than all that macho willy waving. Does this mean I’m not a real man? "

You're only a real man if you want to shag them all after a few drinks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do guys go all alpha when in the pub with their own species?

I have observed the grunts and whooing, the chest bumps and general manliness of manlike behaviour.

Why though??

Yeah what is that about?

And what is watching sports about?

I don't get it.

Sport watching seems to exacerbate and excite them further, thus displaying more alpha like displays

See I don’t get this at all. I much prefer a night out with the girls than all that macho willy waving. Does this mean I’m not a real man?

Yes of course your a real man! I can confirm! The real test is can you hold my handbag though??? "

Only if it’s Michael Kors (I’m now properly worried!!)

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Just why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do guys go all alpha when in the pub with their own species?

I have observed the grunts and whooing, the chest bumps and general manliness of manlike behaviour.

Why though??

Yeah what is that about?

And what is watching sports about?

I don't get it.

Sport watching seems to exacerbate and excite them further, thus displaying more alpha like displays

See I don’t get this at all. I much prefer a night out with the girls than all that macho willy waving. Does this mean I’m not a real man?

Yes of course your a real man! I can confirm! The real test is can you hold my handbag though???

Only if it’s Michael Kors (I’m now properly worried!!) "

Nooooo!! Radley!!

Blimey! I'm far too middle aged for Michael Kors!

Use lawnmowers as a comparison!

And it's black so will go with whatever it is you are wearing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why cant you put your dirty dishes in the dishwasher, it's just there

Possibly the wrong thing to say

Jo x

It's the consequences.

The more you fill it the sooner it gets full. Then it gets turned on and before you know it it's cycle finishes and there's the expectation that we should empty it...but it's not just emptying it is it ? No it's actually drying the damp pots, dishes and utensils before having to put them away...but where does everything go and why are we expected to know which yokiebob goes in which drawer / press.

Often if we leave them in or near the sink the dish fairy seems to take care of them and their processing.

Simples

No need to dry...just a little wrist flick n shake manoeuvre as you lift the item out You’re welcome!"

Lifting, flicking and shaking simultaneously ?

That sound suspiciously like multitasking.

Why do you mock us so ?

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By *abonWoman
over a year ago

L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham


"Why cant you put your dirty dishes in the dishwasher, it's just there

Possibly the wrong thing to say

Jo x

It's the consequences.

The more you fill it the sooner it gets full. Then it gets turned on and before you know it it's cycle finishes and there's the expectation that we should empty it...but it's not just emptying it is it ? No it's actually drying the damp pots, dishes and utensils before having to put them away...but where does everything go and why are we expected to know which yokiebob goes in which drawer / press.

Often if we leave them in or near the sink the dish fairy seems to take care of them and their processing.

Simples

No need to dry...just a little wrist flick n shake manoeuvre as you lift the item out You’re welcome!

Lifting, flicking and shaking simultaneously ?

That sound suspiciously like multitasking.

Why do you mock us so ? "

Come on...have a bit of faith in yourself...I know you’ve got it in you! I do like a growth mindset...

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Why they can remember the ins and outs of a footy match from 20 years ago but can't remember the right shopping even when you send them with a list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why cant you put your dirty dishes in the dishwasher, it's just there

Possibly the wrong thing to say

Jo x

It's the consequences.

The more you fill it the sooner it gets full. Then it gets turned on and before you know it it's cycle finishes and there's the expectation that we should empty it...but it's not just emptying it is it ? No it's actually drying the damp pots, dishes and utensils before having to put them away...but where does everything go and why are we expected to know which yokiebob goes in which drawer / press.

Often if we leave them in or near the sink the dish fairy seems to take care of them and their processing.

Simples

No need to dry...just a little wrist flick n shake manoeuvre as you lift the item out You’re welcome!

Lifting, flicking and shaking simultaneously ?

That sound suspiciously like multitasking.

Why do you mock us so ?

Come on...have a bit of faith in yourself...I know you’ve got it in you! I do like a growth mindset... "

Multi-tasking, man's final frontier. Achieve that and anything is possible, even finding everything on the shopping list in the trolly, stroller and walker maze that is the supermarket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t have a problem understanding men. It’s women I struggle with. Swear I should have been a bloke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why they can remember the ins and outs of a footy match from 20 years ago but can't remember the right shopping even when you send them with a list "

Seems like you understand us quite well. We will have been distracted by the footy score when we going past said item in the aisle.

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