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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As the title says....

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

If the (please don't kill me for using these words) fat bird is you then you know the answer is yes and I obviously do like a curvy girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohh yesss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As the title says.... "

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

How far do I have to stick my hand up? Is this one stage further than fisting?

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By *imBanksMan
over a year ago

Letchworth

"As the title says.... "

I certainly like you but "fat bird" is such a horrible description. Curves of all shapes & sizes get me going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Especially on Sunday, all dripping with gravy and some gorgeous roasties

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By *indguy91Man
over a year ago

Coseley

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By *ing_of_the_swingers400Man
over a year ago

edinbugh

Definitely do

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By *anchez1197Man
over a year ago

Horsham

Oooh yes please

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"How far do I have to stick my hand up? Is this one stage further than fisting?

If you're not wearing the fat bird like a *puppet, you're not far enough up.

*I'm sorry, it's Friday and I think I need to be out out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a few special fat birds....

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By *indguy91Man
over a year ago

Coseley

Definitely

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Op I wouldn't say you were fat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How far do I have to stick my hand up? Is this one stage further than fisting?

If you're not wearing the fat bird like a *puppet, you're not far enough up.

*I'm sorry, it's Friday and I think I need to be out out.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"How far do I have to stick my hand up? Is this one stage further than fisting?

If you're not wearing the fat bird like a *puppet, you're not far enough up.

*I'm sorry, it's Friday and I think I need to be out out.

I’m on the case - sexual pleasure and then a quick check of the back teeth

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"As the title says.... "

OP, if you're a fat bird, I'm going to have to reassess my self description....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a Sunday covered with gravy definitely. Apart from that not really.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

As a “fat bird” I particularly hate the phase fat bird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How far do I have to stick my hand up? Is this one stage further than fisting?

If you're not wearing the fat bird like a *puppet, you're not far enough up.

*I'm sorry, it's Friday and I think I need to be out out.

“That’s the way to do it!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely positively adore a gorgeous curvaceous ass x

Love rimming it until it’s loose

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By *asualandFeistyCouple
over a year ago

Uxbridge

As a "fat bird" myself I love me sometimes and hate me other times. I let my personality and fireyness shine through and hope someone is around who is gonna wanna watch or make me squirt. I'm still building myself up though which takes time so you can shove your "fat bird" coz I'm a plus size goddess in the making xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me me me me me Mr Nots

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

"Absolutely positively adore a gorgeous curvaceous ass x

Love rimming it until it’s loose"

I’ll just fuck it but appreciate a nice bit of foreplay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They taste better, don’t want a skinny chicken for your dinner

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"As a “fat bird” I particularly hate the phase fat bird."

But you are most certainly not, curvy in the best places I think is an accurate description

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

"They taste better, don’t want a skinny chicken for your dinner "

Chicken dinner xX

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Can't beat a nice plump bird

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"They taste better, don’t want a skinny chicken for your dinner "

Owe you an apology, too much wine don't know why I said what I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hate the word fat....curvy,voluptuous.

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

I do have a weakness for a curvy lady.. makes my knees go weak and go all shy

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

"Can't beat a nice plump bird

Totally agree

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"As a “fat bird” I particularly hate the phase fat bird.

But you are most certainly not, curvy in the best places I think is an accurate description"

Thank you, but one certainly wishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hate the word fat....curvy,voluptuous. "

Absolutely. Fat is horrible. Curvaceous, vulopteous, hourglass

Perfection covers them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As the title says.... "

Is it free range corn fed?

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By *hiterabbit6Couple
over a year ago

Sexytown, Moray

"I do have a weakness for a curvy lady.. makes my knees go weak and go all shy

Shy....hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I do definitely I always find that they get wetter and I just really like going down on a lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start a thread and then wonder off to go and have amazing sex or summat no doubt......

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

put my hands up and say me me me

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Being called fat I can live with, bird on the other hand I totally cannot, drives me demented

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God yes x

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"I do have a weakness for a curvy lady.. makes my knees go weak and go all shy

Shy....hahaha!

I think you got the wrong man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't beat a nice plump bird

Always better company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr -I like a bit of ass -the end

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I can think of better terms but yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest it really depends on her personality.

I know that sounds cliché

But also fat and large or fat but proportioned?

And knows how to dress, or looks a mess?

All these things matter and make a difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being called fat I can live with, bird on the other hand I totally cannot, drives me demented "

Mate you're such a fit bird. Bang tidy. Would definitely bang you like I would bang my big toe. I know your vagina is juicy juicy now. X

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Being called fat I can live with, bird on the other hand I totally cannot, drives me demented

Mate you're such a fit bird. Bang tidy. Would definitely bang you like I would bang my big toe. I know your vagina is juicy juicy now. X "

Yessss! Bang her like a shed door on a stormy night!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being called fat I can live with, bird on the other hand I totally cannot, drives me demented

Mate you're such a fit bird. Bang tidy. Would definitely bang you like I would bang my big toe. I know your vagina is juicy juicy now. X

Yessss! Bang her like a shed door on a stormy night!!"

Oh I've not heard that saying before I quite like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a terrible joke about this subject

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Being called fat I can live with, bird on the other hand I totally cannot, drives me demented

Mate you're such a fit bird. Bang tidy. Would definitely bang you like I would bang my big toe. I know your vagina is juicy juicy now. X "

Cheers love

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Being called fat I can live with, bird on the other hand I totally cannot, drives me demented

Mate you're such a fit bird. Bang tidy. Would definitely bang you like I would bang my big toe. I know your vagina is juicy juicy now. X

Yessss! Bang her like a shed door on a stormy night!!"

Waa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes of course

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Yes of course "

I like women who care forn themselves enough to maintain a healthy weight.

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Though s9me women can be big and hot tbf

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By *urvesncurlsCouple
over a year ago

norwich

"As a “fat bird” I particularly hate the phase fat bird."

I concur!

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

"Yes of course

I like women who care forn themselves enough to maintain a healthy weight. "

You mean you like the “skinny chickens”?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a “fat bird” I particularly hate the phase fat bird.

I concur!

Why though? I'm not trying to be mean, just curious what the word means to you?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I don’t mind a little cushion for the pushin’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes of course

I like women who care forn themselves enough to maintain a healthy weight.

You mean you like the “skinny chickens”?

I'd smother you in hot sauce....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How far do I have to stick my hand up? Is this one stage further than fisting?

If you're not wearing the fat bird like a *puppet, you're not far enough up.

*I'm sorry, it's Friday and I think I need to be out out.

Behave woman lol

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

"Yes of course

I like women who care forn themselves enough to maintain a healthy weight.

You mean you like the “skinny chickens”?

I'd smother you in hot sauce....

Nando’s?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes of course

I like women who care forn themselves enough to maintain a healthy weight.

You mean you like the “skinny chickens”?

I'd smother you in hot sauce....

Nando’s?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes of course

I like women who care forn themselves enough to maintain a healthy weight.

You mean you like the “skinny chickens”?

I'd smother you in hot sauce....

Nando’s?

Definitely!!!! Curvy chicks are hot !

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

Stands up

Raises hand

Humming "Fat Bottom Girls"

takes a bow

"You are beautiful and I love curvy ladies with nice cushions"

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By *exy4youxxWoman
over a year ago

Pontefract

"As the title says.... "

If a guy posted this there would be outrage ... and no I'm not a guy and no I don't like a fat bird or a fat guy x

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By *asualandFeistyCouple
over a year ago

Uxbridge

"Especially on Sunday, all dripping with gravy and some gorgeous roasties

With massive Yorkshire puddings!!! I'm a Yorkshire girl so this is a must. And gravy you can stand your fork up in

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

I don't like the term fat or any negative statement. Curvy, blessed anything positive. But yes, I love a curvy lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Start a thread and then wonder off to go and have amazing sex or summat no doubt......

That's pretty much what happened yeah!!

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

"As a "fat bird" myself I love me sometimes and hate me other times. I let my personality and fireyness shine through and hope someone is around who is gonna wanna watch or make me squirt. I'm still building myself up though which takes time so you can shove your "fat bird" coz I'm a plus size goddess in the making xxx"

Exactly this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Hand up

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By *axwell VelourMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

A woman with curves will always catch my attention no doubt about that lol

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket

That’s offensive, fat bird WTF.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubba hubba, let's not label it, fuller figured women for the win

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"As the title says.... "

Darling op, if you truly see yourself as fat, but are comfortable & happy with your body (as you bloody should be..) then fantastic but I really wouldn't describe you as fat!! I used to be a size 26 (10st heavier than now) so I know fat when I see it!!

You, lovely lady, are a beautiful, curvy, smooth skinned goddess & Titian would have begged to paint you!!

I hope that by using the word 'fat', you're not in any way diminishing your self worth, because you truly should be proud of what you have xx

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Hubba hubba, let's not label it, fuller figured women for the win

Hello.......is it me you're looking for?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That’s offensive, fat bird WTF. "

Did you just call me a fat bird?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love them x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hubba hubba, let's not label it, fuller figured women for the win

Hello.......is it me you're looking for? "

Only if you're dancing on the ceiling

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket

"That’s offensive, fat bird WTF.

Did you just call me a fat bird?!?! "

I’d never say that, it’s offensive and I’m not into that

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Hubba hubba, let's not label it, fuller figured women for the win

Hello.......is it me you're looking for?

Only if you're dancing on the ceiling

I will be....All night long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hubba hubba, let's not label it, fuller figured women for the win

Hello.......is it me you're looking for?

Only if you're dancing on the ceiling

I will be....All night long

*disappears to look for more appropriate song titles *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think proportion is key here...so a size 8 can look cracking as can a size 16 if bits and pieces are in proportion. Just my opinion....for what it's worth...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think proportion is key here...so a size 8 can look cracking as can a size 16 if bits and pieces are in proportion. Just my opinion....for what it's worth...

I swear that made me think of a snack box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think proportion is key here...so a size 8 can look cracking as can a size 16 if bits and pieces are in proportion. Just my opinion....for what it's worth...

I hope it means the same there ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These bloody seagulls are getting fatter each day, who doesn't hate them?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a larger lady myself I prefer the words "voluptuous" and "curvy" to "fat"!

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

"As a larger lady myself I prefer the words "voluptuous" and "curvy" to "fat"!"

As a smaller lady, I prefer “slim” to “skinny”. Isn’t it funny how one word can make such a difference.

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By *laymateteeMan
over a year ago

bristol

Guilty as charged

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By *uckypups1000Couple
over a year ago

peterborough

Indeed we do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a larger lady myself I prefer the words "voluptuous" and "curvy" to "fat"!

As a smaller lady, I prefer “slim” to “skinny”. Isn’t it funny how one word can make such a difference.

Probably because skinny, like fat, has negative connotations to it; as though you aren't eating enough. There isn't many people who like to hear negative things about themselves hence why its easier to hear slim or voluptuous (not that I'm saying you're skinny, you are most definitely slim with nice curves in my opinion).

I prefer to call a spade a spade but that said fat, obese etc are harsh descriptives to say to someone so I stick to overweight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like girls who own the body they got.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a girl who I can cuddle up to at night and grab hold of when we are having hot kinky sex

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

"Love a girl who I can cuddle up to at night and grab hold of when we are having hot kinky sex"

So... any size or shape, then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with BBW women I prefer a woman who is cuddly and love to pay them attention, some of the nicest ladies I know are not small shall we say.

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By *killsMan
over a year ago

Never Never Land

Absolutely love all shapes and sizes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a larger lady myself I prefer the words "voluptuous" and "curvy" to "fat"!

As a smaller lady, I prefer “slim” to “skinny”. Isn’t it funny how one word can make such a difference.

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like girls who own the body they got. "

This. Whatever you you label me. I own it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As the title says.... "

I love any woman, any size as long as they are fun or nice (or basically just any woman)

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By *thleticgirthMan
over a year ago

wirral

I love pretty women, slim, average or bbw.

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By *ADY VOLUPTUOUS OF KENTWoman
over a year ago

TONBRIDGE ROUNDABOUTS

As my name states

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bella likes bigger, red heads!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely, my preferred choice!

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By *eeceABCMan
over a year ago

LONDON/ Hackney

Love it!!

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By *thleticgirthMan
over a year ago

wirral

Hell yes if they are pretty.

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By *amish SMan
over a year ago

Eastleigh

I must do, never kicked one out of bed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bella likes bigger, red heads!!"

Oh, well, hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also like them

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I know quite a few who do. Sadly no bbw nights for the foreseeable still

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Love that "lap squashing" bum o/p...superb!

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By *essica FlabbitWoman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire

Love this

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By *oozleMan
over a year ago

high wycombe

"hate the word fat....curvy,voluptuous. "

Agree, hate the word fat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love that "lap squashing" bum o/p...superb!"

That's actually one of my favourite moves! Sofa chilling. Just climb on his lap and go in for a little peck of the lips, lots of eye contact. Voila.

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