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"I’m going to assume you were enjoying your thread and wanted a Part 2. Am I right? "I'm going to assume your assumption is correct. | |||
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"I’m going to assume you were enjoying your thread and wanted a Part 2. Am I right? "And I'll assume that you assumed he did.  | |||
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"I’m going to assume you were enjoying your thread and wanted a Part 2. Am I right?
And I'll assume that you assumed he did. "You snooze, you lose  | |||
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"I’m going to assume you were enjoying your thread and wanted a Part 2. Am I right?
And I'll assume that you assumed he did.
You snooze, you lose "I’ll assume you were the one snoozing | |||
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""I would be interested to hear what assumptions people make about me. Positive or negative, it's usually amusing. " Overeducated and undersexed?" I can spell and I'm still observing lockdown, so I guess you're right. | |||
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 Before we started talking I thought you would be like Danny Dyer. I'm sad and relieved you're not in equal measures.  | |||
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"I'll assume the position...   "Nippy, Nippy, Nippy, what did I assume about you?
I assumed you were quite black and white with your thinking. That you were actually rather sweet and very talkative. And a massive flirt. It's clear you're a great dad. You remind me a lot of a friend so I've made assumptions before about your job. | |||
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"Assume my position
You must love sex "It's not my favourite thing in the world, but I do enjoy it, as I'm sure we all do! | |||
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"Gentleman maybe  "I assumed from your Fab name that you were wearing heels | |||
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"Louanna Jo - I'm assuming you're amazing in bed, and I bet I'm right "I assumed you were another forum user with a different profile; the two of you seem to be cut from the same cloth. | |||
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"I’m going to assume you were enjoying your thread and wanted a Part 2. Am I right? "First one wasn't my thread  | |||
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"Louanna Jo - I'm assuming you're amazing in bed, and I bet I'm right
I assumed you were another forum user with a different profile; the two of you seem to be cut from the same cloth. "If you’re thinking of who I’m thinking of then I thought exactly the same ! X | |||
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"Louanna Jo - I'm assuming you're amazing in bed, and I bet I'm right
I assumed you were another forum user with a different profile; the two of you seem to be cut from the same cloth. "There's room enough for only one MisterGentry ...no imposters please! | |||
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"Gentleman maybe
I assumed from your Fab name that you were wearing heels "No I didn’t & I’ll get my previous username | |||
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"I'll assume the position...
Nippy, Nippy, Nippy, what did I assume about you?
I assumed you were quite black and white with your thinking. That you were actually rather sweet and very talkative. And a massive flirt. It's clear you're a great dad. You remind me a lot of a friend so I've made assumptions before about your job. "Thanks Meli my love. I actually think I'm quite grey in my thinking to the point of getting lost and confused in my own fog of thoughts at times. But I guess everyone's vision is different and your grey is not my grey, a little like when you go to edit a video and you expand it in to all the different frames and suddenly what appeared to be a snapshot is fifty very different frames depending on where you stop..... To spoil the myth, I work as a business manager for a chemical company, I manage their personal care division so obv it's a super manly role! My friends think I'm some kind if pimp when they see my business cards saying "business manager - personal care".... When I first bumped into you Meli, years ago I assumed you were trouble and very different to how I assume you are now, I was like "why is this girl messaging me asking stuff about a post I just made, she's clearly after some information or something and up to no good!"..... ....but I soon saw that I was wrong and you were just being friendly and inclusive and curious and it was me being a suspicious knob..... I also assumed you had a certain squeeky manc voice until recently and I was blown away yesterday listening to the "new sexy Meli". I think we confuse each other at times with our levels of grey, but I'm slowly getting used to you and learning to stop trying so hard to impress you and just enjoy the challenge of some of your words rather than taking them personally. I THINK you're alright, but I'll never forgive you for the comment about having a very expressive face..... | |||
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"Louanna Jo - I'm assuming you're amazing in bed, and I bet I'm right "It would be wrong for me to be the judge of that but... I’ve never had any complaints...  | |||
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"Louanna Jo - I'm assuming you're amazing in bed, and I bet I'm right
It would be wrong for me to be the judge of that but... I’ve never had any complaints... "If you need an honest oppion of this assumption then im willing to volunteer! | |||
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"Louanna Jo - I'm assuming you're amazing in bed, and I bet I'm right
It would be wrong for me to be the judge of that but... I’ve never had any complaints...
If you need an honest oppion of this assumption then im willing to volunteer!"You like chocolate fingers... | |||
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"It’s been assumed I’m reserved, that’s just because I didn’t want to msg back" Can you reply to the message I sent you 2 years ago then ? | |||
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"Louanna Jo - I'm assuming you're amazing in bed, and I bet I'm right
It would be wrong for me to be the judge of that but... I’ve never had any complaints...
If you need an honest oppion of this assumption then im willing to volunteer!
You like chocolate fingers..."Lacey...i could use generic terms for a younger member like energetic, passionate and vibrant. But my assumption based on your posts is that an event in your life has made you very strong willed and almost passionate. Whatever it is it burns deeply! | |||
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"Louanna Jo - I'm assuming you're amazing in bed, and I bet I'm right
It would be wrong for me to be the judge of that but... I’ve never had any complaints...
If you need an honest oppion of this assumption then im willing to volunteer!
You like chocolate fingers...
Lacey...i could use generic terms for a younger member like energetic, passionate and vibrant. But my assumption based on your posts is that an event in your life has made you very strong willed and almost passionate. Whatever it is it burns deeply! "I suddenly feel rather naked... | |||
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"Spicyflower - I'm assuming your user name comes from a mistake whilst masturbating, getting the chilli infused oil mixed up with with your lube. Next time turn the light on and check! " I'm just going to make a totally unsubstantiated assumption that you spend a lot of time at home touching yourself! | |||
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"Spicyflower - I'm assuming your user name comes from a mistake whilst masturbating, getting the chilli infused oil mixed up with with your lube. Next time turn the light on and check! I'm just going to make a totally unsubstantiated assumption that you spend a lot of time at home touching yourself! "I’m assuming you like the colour purple | |||
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"Everyone assumes I’m prickly but I’m really not!
Oh I’m in by the way "I'm assuming your bedroom smells of lavender and sheer relaxation. I'm also assuming you do all your ironing AND put it all away | |||
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"Spicyflower - I'm assuming your user name comes from a mistake whilst masturbating, getting the chilli infused oil mixed up with with your lube. Next time turn the light on and check! I'm just going to make a totally unsubstantiated assumption that you spend a lot of time at home touching yourself!
I’m assuming you like the colour purple "Its assumptions based on no knowledge prior....you came out from under your stone? Assumptions on you without knowledge? I think you're very kind and caring, throw yourself into others needs, make do and make the most, but maybe long for someone to prioritise you? Oh and yiu grow herbs on a window box? | |||
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"Everyone assumes I’m prickly but I’m really not!
Oh I’m in by the way
I'm assuming your bedroom smells of lavender and sheer relaxation. I'm also assuming you do all your ironing AND put it all away "I assume you can’t reach the items on the top shelf in Tesco | |||
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"Everyone assumes I’m prickly but I’m really not!
Oh I’m in by the way
I'm assuming your bedroom smells of lavender and sheer relaxation. I'm also assuming you do all your ironing AND put it all away
I assume you can’t reach the items on the top shelf in Tesco "You assume right! | |||
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"My assumption of being invisible is true." You made me do my frown face. I'm assuming you've ran out of maltesers cos I really would love a maltesers cake or cheesecake but one hasn't arrived | |||
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"I always assumed cheeky wanted me in her bed, but all she wants is to taser me." I do indeed | |||
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"Spicyflower - I'm assuming your user name comes from a mistake whilst masturbating, getting the chilli infused oil mixed up with with your lube. Next time turn the light on and check! I'm just going to make a totally unsubstantiated assumption that you spend a lot of time at home touching yourself!
I’m assuming you like the colour purple
Its assumptions based on no knowledge prior....you came out from under your stone?
Assumptions on you without knowledge?
I think you're very kind and caring, throw yourself into others needs, make do and make the most, but maybe long for someone to prioritise you? Oh and yiu grow herbs on a window box? "I don’t have a window box | |||
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"Spicyflower - I'm assuming your user name comes from a mistake whilst masturbating, getting the chilli infused oil mixed up with with your lube. Next time turn the light on and check! I'm just going to make a totally unsubstantiated assumption that you spend a lot of time at home touching yourself!
I’m assuming you like the colour purple
Its assumptions based on no knowledge prior....you came out from under your stone?
Assumptions on you without knowledge?
I think you're very kind and caring, throw yourself into others needs, make do and make the most, but maybe long for someone to prioritise you? Oh and yiu grow herbs on a window box?
I don’t have a window box "My assumption, she’s very naughty at bed | |||
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"My assumption of being invisible is true. You made me do my frown face. I'm assuming you've ran out of maltesers cos I really would love a maltesers cake or cheesecake but one hasn't arrived " Now you've asked give it a wiggle and it's yours | |||
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"My assumption of being invisible is true. You made me do my frown face. I'm assuming you've ran out of maltesers cos I really would love a maltesers cake or cheesecake but one hasn't arrived Now you've asked give it a wiggle and it's yours "https://youtu.be/PQXvnjL_G88 | |||
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"My assumption of being invisible is true. You made me do my frown face. I'm assuming you've ran out of maltesers cos I really would love a maltesers cake or cheesecake but one hasn't arrived Now you've asked give it a wiggle and it's yours
https://youtu.be/PQXvnjL_G88"I’m going to assume the following: That peaches aren’t your favourite fruit You prefer savoury to sweet And you aren’t not to be messed with! | |||
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"My assumption of being invisible is true. You made me do my frown face. I'm assuming you've ran out of maltesers cos I really would love a maltesers cake or cheesecake but one hasn't arrived Now you've asked give it a wiggle and it's yours
https://youtu.be/PQXvnjL_G88"Cheeky  | |||
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"Diamond I can see you living in a small cottage somewhere like the Cotswolds. I just know your high heel collection is insane and your lipstick collection is even better. I can see you walking with confidence and your head tall. I think you are sharp and intelligent and nobody messes with you. "Hey LBC! The only wrong assumption is the location x | |||
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"Everyone assumes I’m prickly but I’m really not!
Oh I’m in by the way
I'm assuming your bedroom smells of lavender and sheer relaxation. I'm also assuming you do all your ironing AND put it all away "Lol peach wrong on all accounts | |||
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"Everyone assumes I’m prickly but I’m really not!
Oh I’m in by the way
I'm assuming your bedroom smells of lavender and sheer relaxation. I'm also assuming you do all your ironing AND put it all away
I assume you can’t reach the items on the top shelf in Tesco "Correct! | |||
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"Everyone assumes I’m prickly but I’m really not!
Oh I’m in by the way
I'm assuming your bedroom smells of lavender and sheer relaxation. I'm also assuming you do all your ironing AND put it all away "I assume you give the biggest hugs, make everyone laugh and you collapse into bed at night and curl up | |||
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"My assumption of being invisible is true. You made me do my frown face. I'm assuming you've ran out of maltesers cos I really would love a maltesers cake or cheesecake but one hasn't arrived Now you've asked give it a wiggle and it's yours
https://youtu.be/PQXvnjL_G88
I’m going to assume the following:
That peaches aren’t your favourite fruit
You prefer savoury to sweet
And you aren’t not to be messed with! "You're good at this | |||
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"Everyone assumes I’m prickly but I’m really not!
Oh I’m in by the way
I'm assuming your bedroom smells of lavender and sheer relaxation. I'm also assuming you do all your ironing AND put it all away
I assume you give the biggest hugs, make everyone laugh and you collapse into bed at night and curl up "I have been known to squish so hard I almost break a rib or 2
And you're not wrong! I work my backside off and it takes it out of me. Getting old ain't I | |||
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