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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its always the man on line an asks for pics sooo strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not always , I’m mostly online and I will ask for photos - Her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ye but your not looking for males some funny guys out here lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Not always , I’m mostly online and I will ask for photos - Her "

Photos.....what photos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not true...we both read and respond to messages and it's usually me (Lu) posting in the forums.

We'd both need to see pics of anyone we might meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ye but your not looking for males some funny guys out here lol "

Huh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mf profile I've had like 15 20 ask me for pics an it's always the m chatting the f always out or sleep lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mf profile I've had like 15 20 ask me for pics an it's always the m chatting the f always out or sleep lol "

Yeah. There's never any woman in that situation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mf profile I've had like 15 20 ask me for pics an it's always the m chatting the f always out or sleep lol "

Yes, the ladies on here get very tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was going to be a thread about couples who were actually funny.

I pride myself on my stupid sarcastic sense of humour and it's even been commented on within our verifications .... I am the funny one out of the pair of us yay

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need to slide into my inbox OP...you cab respond here

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I thought this was going to be a thread about couples who were actually funny.

I pride myself on my stupid sarcastic sense of humour and it's even been commented on within our verifications .... I am the funny one out of the pair of us yay

Her x"

Not met you yet, but you are funny (and sexy). X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's just a very daft few fake ppl not all there just out there all I saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No need to slide into my inbox OP...you cab respond here "

Same

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Clicked rong an wouldn't let me copy paste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do 95% of the chatting/posting & messaging on here, hubby's at work so doesn't have the time

Claire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Slide in dms no clicked fast as sat at wrk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Claire that's cool I was I was chatting to couple for 2 weeks an never once was the with the female was always like she out she sleep she at her friends I said seem fake was always wanting me to meet on his own to talk ect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Claire that's cool I was I was chatting to couple for 2 weeks an never once was the with the female was always like she out she sleep she at her friends I said seem fake was always wanting me to meet on his own to talk ect "

Arghhhh na, most probably fake, I'm a bit of a bored housewife so like chatting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nice_But_Very_Naughty_HW no it wasnt 1 them messages I just stating lil fact that not all profiles are genuine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Board housewife is cool but fake hubby trying to get pics is wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Board housewife is cool but fake hubby trying to get pics is wrong "

Just block anyone you think is fake and move on...its not that big a deal really

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

It's pretty much always me on our couples one

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"I thought this was going to be a thread about couples who were actually funny.

I pride myself on my stupid sarcastic sense of humour and it's even been commented on within our verifications .... I am the funny one out of the pair of us yay

Her x"

We were also under that misinterpretation. We read through all the threads of sexiest couples, best tits, best dad bods etc and read through hoping for the slightest mention but alas it always ultimately ends in disappointment. We saw this thread and we thought this is the thread for us, finally the thread where we can get some recognition but sadly we’ve been left feeling tricked and humiliated. Oh well, time to skulk back off into the dark corner of the fab forums again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mate I never thought was fake I was booking hotel etc for night with these then I just had feeling to say they was fake an they never reply to me strange but true I then said keep the pics pal haha

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

We're an effin HILARIOUS couple

...oh.. yeah I think you've got the wronguns.

Mrs on forums, both on messages and sometimes convince Mr Racer to do the odd photo challenge!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"I thought this was going to be a thread about couples who were actually funny.

I pride myself on my stupid sarcastic sense of humour and it's even been commented on within our verifications .... I am the funny one out of the pair of us yay

Her x

We were also under that misinterpretation. We read through all the threads of sexiest couples, best tits, best dad bods etc and read through hoping for the slightest mention but alas it always ultimately ends in disappointment. We saw this thread and we thought this is the thread for us, finally the thread where we can get some recognition but sadly we’ve been left feeling tricked and humiliated. Oh well, time to skulk back off into the dark corner of the fab forums again. "

Would it help if I told you guys that Mindy has nice tits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's pretty much always me on our couples one just glad there are genuine 1s out there

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

I was on a couples profile once. We would both login but she would never reply. She would delete though on occasion. In our case, she wasn't really that into it although she kept encouraging me to be the active one. In the end it felt like I was dragging her along so I said let's not do this.

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

When I was on a couples profile a few years ago it was pretty much always me online - I’d say 90% of it. We obviously read messages etc together at times or I’d screenshot and send to him for his input, but it was usually me doing the ‘admin’ side, so to speak.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When I was on a couples profile a few years ago it was pretty much always me online - I’d say 90% of it. We obviously read messages etc together at times or I’d screenshot and send to him for his input, but it was usually me doing the ‘admin’ side, so to speak. Just the strange few fakes isnt it that spooks it x

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"I thought this was going to be a thread about couples who were actually funny.

I pride myself on my stupid sarcastic sense of humour and it's even been commented on within our verifications .... I am the funny one out of the pair of us yay

Her x

We were also under that misinterpretation. We read through all the threads of sexiest couples, best tits, best dad bods etc and read through hoping for the slightest mention but alas it always ultimately ends in disappointment. We saw this thread and we thought this is the thread for us, finally the thread where we can get some recognition but sadly we’ve been left feeling tricked and humiliated. Oh well, time to skulk back off into the dark corner of the fab forums again.

Would it help if I told you guys that Mindy has nice tits? "

Thanks, I take it that’s Luke saying that as Hannah must be asleep

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By *otfabcouple2017Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Im the Mr and I predominantly handle the mail and meets, Mrs does check and occasionally reply herself, but mainly to people we know or have met before.

She used to handle all of it when we first joined, but sadly the moment that guys realise they are talking with the female, the dirty talk and constant innuendos start,which she doesn't really get into with strangers, just not her thing.

They also take rejection better from me, often when she would engage in messaging with them, by the time they send photos, they feel they have built up some kind of rapport, so when she says "not my type" they would get pissy, upset and abusive. She soon didn't want to chat until we had already established an attraction.

Just works out less hassle for us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ye that's understandable mate I get that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was going to be a thread about couples who were actually funny.

I pride myself on my stupid sarcastic sense of humour and it's even been commented on within our verifications .... I am the funny one out of the pair of us yay

Her x

Not met you yet, but you are funny (and sexy). X"

Ooh you're lovely, thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was going to be a thread about couples who were actually funny.

I pride myself on my stupid sarcastic sense of humour and it's even been commented on within our verifications .... I am the funny one out of the pair of us yay

Her x

We were also under that misinterpretation. We read through all the threads of sexiest couples, best tits, best dad bods etc and read through hoping for the slightest mention but alas it always ultimately ends in disappointment. We saw this thread and we thought this is the thread for us, finally the thread where we can get some recognition but sadly we’ve been left feeling tricked and humiliated. Oh well, time to skulk back off into the dark corner of the fab forums again. "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

George and Mildred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"George and Mildred"

Now you're definitely showing your age!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I thought this was going to be a thread about couples who were actually funny.

I pride myself on my stupid sarcastic sense of humour and it's even been commented on within our verifications .... I am the funny one out of the pair of us yay

Her x

Not met you yet, but you are funny (and sexy). X

Ooh you're lovely, thank you x"

I know. I'm adorable.

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By *attooBBWWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I think you’re unfortunate with the couples you’ve met. Never been hassled for pics and genuine couples on here are always polite and respectful.

There are some suspect profiles with strange requests - you’ll get these for women, men and for couples alike and you just have to accept there are a lot of fakes. Asking for more more more, the female always being awol always alarm bells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (Miss V) do most of the communicating on our profile. Out of the two of us I’m the tougher nut to crack and the more guarded.

Having said that, who we meet is always a joint decision before I come across as too much of a ball breaker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Mrs is away for a few days’

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I find it funny when the status always says 'male alone..... '.

Really - again???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find it funny when the status always says 'male alone..... '.

Really - again???"

And they always seem to have permission from the Mrs lol

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Not true. My fells sets up meets for me/us, as we're a Stag/ Vixen couple. He knows my dislikes and types. He asks for pics, as if they look like my ex, he knows that would be a no go from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find it funny when the status always says 'male alone..... '.

Really - again???"

I wish lol anytime I'm alone my wallets left with her lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They should really have a sub section for couples- one being a blow up doll

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I find it funny when the status always says 'male alone..... '.

Really - again???

I wish lol anytime I'm alone my wallets left with her lol "

But she can't buy much with vat receipts and you change your pin number every day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find it funny when the status always says 'male alone..... '.

Really - again???

I wish lol anytime I'm alone my wallets left with her lol

But she can't buy much with vat receipts and you change your pin number every day.

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No barred me from that game the bitch

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I find it funny when the status always says 'male alone..... '.

Really - again???

I wish lol anytime I'm alone my wallets left with her lol

But she can't buy much with vat receipts and you change your pin number every day.

No barred me from that game the bitch "

I thought 'playing games' was her forte

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find it funny when the status always says 'male alone..... '.

Really - again???

I wish lol anytime I'm alone my wallets left with her lol

But she can't buy much with vat receipts and you change your pin number every day.

No barred me from that game the bitch

I thought 'playing games' was her forte "

She is the games queen lol

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By *eachesAndCream99Couple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Cardiff just off the M4

Definitely not the case with us. I am by far the worst perv out of us both and I’ll happily view both ladies and gents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah OP it is sooo strange

Wonder why?

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry


"Its always the man on line an asks for pics sooo strange "

Erm no not always I as the lady ask for pics too. We share the account and both reply

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