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"I had a job interview. Well, sort of. My pal wanted to put her baba into the local nursery, but she had never been in before, so I went with her. I got chatting to the manager while my pal was filling out paperwork, turns out she used to work in a nursery local to the nursery I used to work in, and recognised me. As we continued chatting, she asked what qualifications I had, if I had a job, was I looking etc etc. Then, boom. Asked if I wanted to come in for a trial run, as they had a part time position going! At this point, I poured myself a glass of water. A wee bit of water spilled over the top of the glass. She asks; ‘oh no! Am I making you nervous? No need to be nervous!’ I smiled and said ‘no, I’m not nervous. I always give 110%’. " Boom you nailed it. I hope you laughed to make yourself more human. I hope this was a real story and you get out to work. | |||
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"I had a job interview. Well, sort of. My pal wanted to put her baba into the local nursery, but she had never been in before, so I went with her. I got chatting to the manager while my pal was filling out paperwork, turns out she used to work in a nursery local to the nursery I used to work in, and recognised me. As we continued chatting, she asked what qualifications I had, if I had a job, was I looking etc etc. Then, boom. Asked if I wanted to come in for a trial run, as they had a part time position going! At this point, I poured myself a glass of water. A wee bit of water spilled over the top of the glass. She asks; ‘oh no! Am I making you nervous? No need to be nervous!’ I smiled and said ‘no, I’m not nervous. I always give 110%’. Boom you nailed it. I hope you laughed to make yourself more human. I hope this was a real story and you get out to work." The water part isn’t true but the rest is! I declined at the time as the plan was always for me to be a stay at home mum for at least the first year, but she has my details and I said that if a 0 hour contract came up I’d possibly apply for it  | |||
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"I had a job interview. Well, sort of. My pal wanted to put her baba into the local nursery, but she had never been in before, so I went with her. I got chatting to the manager while my pal was filling out paperwork, turns out she used to work in a nursery local to the nursery I used to work in, and recognised me. As we continued chatting, she asked what qualifications I had, if I had a job, was I looking etc etc. Then, boom. Asked if I wanted to come in for a trial run, as they had a part time position going! At this point, I poured myself a glass of water. A wee bit of water spilled over the top of the glass. She asks; ‘oh no! Am I making you nervous? No need to be nervous!’ I smiled and said ‘no, I’m not nervous. I always give 110%’. " You been sneakily reading my joke book ??  | |||
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"I had a job interview. Well, sort of. My pal wanted to put her baba into the local nursery, but she had never been in before, so I went with her. I got chatting to the manager while my pal was filling out paperwork, turns out she used to work in a nursery local to the nursery I used to work in, and recognised me. As we continued chatting, she asked what qualifications I had, if I had a job, was I looking etc etc. Then, boom. Asked if I wanted to come in for a trial run, as they had a part time position going! At this point, I poured myself a glass of water. A wee bit of water spilled over the top of the glass. She asks; ‘oh no! Am I making you nervous? No need to be nervous!’ I smiled and said ‘no, I’m not nervous. I always give 110%’. You been sneakily reading my joke book ?? "Dunno what you’re on about grandad! | |||
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"I had a job interview. Well, sort of. My pal wanted to put her baba into the local nursery, but she had never been in before, so I went with her. I got chatting to the manager while my pal was filling out paperwork, turns out she used to work in a nursery local to the nursery I used to work in, and recognised me. As we continued chatting, she asked what qualifications I had, if I had a job, was I looking etc etc. Then, boom. Asked if I wanted to come in for a trial run, as they had a part time position going! At this point, I poured myself a glass of water. A wee bit of water spilled over the top of the glass. She asks; ‘oh no! Am I making you nervous? No need to be nervous!’ I smiled and said ‘no, I’m not nervous. I always give 110%’. You been sneakily reading my joke book ??
Dunno what you’re on about grandad!"I've just noticed this is partly a true story so you'll have to forgive an old fart  | |||
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Congrats Queenie, you deserve all the good shiz that comes your way!   | |||
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"Well check you out being all desirable to potential employers
Congrats Queenie, you deserve all the good shiz that comes your way! " xxx | |||
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"guys can we appreciate my joke pls" What joke?
Hope you're feeling good today. | |||
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"guys can we appreciate my joke pls" Honestly, I thought it went a little over the top. | |||
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"guys can we appreciate my joke pls Honestly, I thought it went a little over the top. "Ffs  | |||
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"guys can we appreciate my joke pls What joke?
Hope you're feeling good today. "I am thank you | |||
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"guys can we appreciate my joke pls" At least it's a step up from nowherman's pathetic efforts | |||
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"guys can we appreciate my joke pls At least it's a step up from nowherman's pathetic efforts "Oi oi  | |||
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"guys can we appreciate my joke pls At least it's a step up from nowherman's pathetic efforts
Oi oi "Sorry Bro, I think pp has stolen your jokebook as well | |||
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"guys can we appreciate my joke pls" Oh sorry, yes. | |||
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"guys can we appreciate my joke pls Oh sorry, yes. "I thought only footballers gave 110%  | |||
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"guys can we appreciate my joke pls At least it's a step up from nowherman's pathetic efforts
Oi oi
Sorry Bro, I think pp has stolen your jokebook as well "As long as we’re all happy that’s all that matters | |||
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"guys can we appreciate my joke pls Oh sorry, yes.
I thought only footballers gave 110% "And contestants on X Factor | |||
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"guys can we appreciate my joke pls At least it's a step up from nowherman's pathetic efforts
Oi oi
Sorry Bro, I think pp has stolen your jokebook as well
As long as we’re all happy that’s all that matters "They are crumby, but have me in stitches some days | |||
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"guys can we appreciate my joke pls Oh sorry, yes.
I thought only footballers gave 110%
And contestants on X Factor"It's the Tear Factor innit?  | |||
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"guys can we appreciate my joke pls Oh sorry, yes.
I thought only footballers gave 110%
And contestants on X Factor"And meeeeee | |||
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