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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

....what is it? Just how exactly does one womble a cock....?

(asking for a friend)

Much love

Nip x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You lot are hopeless! A man wants to learn something new about sex and you're no help at all.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You lot are hopeless! A man wants to learn something new about sex and you're no help at all.....

Come here and I'll tell you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You lot are hopeless! A man wants to learn something new about sex and you're no help at all.....

Come here and I'll tell you

* IS here *

Show me?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You lot are hopeless! A man wants to learn something new about sex and you're no help at all.....

Come here and I'll tell you

* IS here *

Show me?

You're not here....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You lot are hopeless! A man wants to learn something new about sex and you're no help at all.....

Come here and I'll tell you

* IS here *

Show me?

You're not here....

I'm here, it's YOU who's not here.....

Anyway how do you womble a willy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it when only cock pic profiles view you? I think I'm being proper wombled tonight......

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You lot are hopeless! A man wants to learn something new about sex and you're no help at all.....

Come here and I'll tell you

* IS here *

Show me?

You're not here....

I'm here, it's YOU who's not here.....

Anyway how do you womble a willy?"

I'm indeed not there. I'm here.

Put a costume on it,obvs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You lot are hopeless! A man wants to learn something new about sex and you're no help at all.....

Come here and I'll tell you

* IS here *

Show me?

You're not here....

I'm here, it's YOU who's not here.....

Anyway how do you womble a willy?

I'm indeed not there. I'm here.

Put a costume on it,obvs"

Cosplay, with velcro flaps?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it when you accidentally look accross in the urinals.....?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You lot are hopeless! A man wants to learn something new about sex and you're no help at all.....

Come here and I'll tell you

* IS here *

Show me?

You're not here....

I'm here, it's YOU who's not here.....

Anyway how do you womble a willy?

I'm indeed not there. I'm here.

Put a costume on it,obvs

Cosplay, with velcro flaps?

That's the one

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

"You lot are hopeless! A man wants to learn something new about sex and you're no help at all.....

Let's post videos of our attempts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it when you have to squeeze trough a tight gap of humans on the tube but someone's laptop bag hits you in that area temporarily causing extreme pain yet you somehow you still apologize and smile it out......?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You lot are hopeless! A man wants to learn something new about sex and you're no help at all.....

Let's post videos of our attempts

Do it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You lot are hopeless! A man wants to learn something new about sex and you're no help at all.....

Let's post videos of our attempts

Do it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You lot are hopeless! A man wants to learn something new about sex and you're no help at all.....

Come here and I'll tell you

* IS here *

Show me?

You're not here....

I'm here, it's YOU who's not here.....

Anyway how do you womble a willy?

I'm indeed not there. I'm here.

Put a costume on it,obvs

Cosplay, with velcro flaps?

That's the one

Can I dress up as a panda with big bumflaps for access....?

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

"You lot are hopeless! A man wants to learn something new about sex and you're no help at all.....

Let's post videos of our attempts

Do it!"
haha hmmm I feel I should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You womble through Wimbledon but with your cock out

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You lot are hopeless! A man wants to learn something new about sex and you're no help at all.....

Come here and I'll tell you

* IS here *

Show me?

You're not here....

I'm here, it's YOU who's not here.....

Anyway how do you womble a willy?

I'm indeed not there. I'm here.

Put a costume on it,obvs

Cosplay, with velcro flaps?

That's the one

Can I dress up as a panda with big bumflaps for access....?

Yes! Do!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it when you're wearing leisure pants with a draw string tie and they get knotted and stuck in the throws of passionate foreplay and your lover actually has to get their teeth on the knot to release it/your cock for the furthering of sexual pleasures.....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You womble through Wimbledon but with your cock out

Did that once in Wimbledon outside my mate Mark's house and his mum told me off for peeing in his garden....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right, bed!

I'll pick this up in the morning if I can't think of anything better....

Nanight XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it that awkward moment when you go to put it in and you're not paying enough attention and your gf says "darling, wrong hole" with a wink and a smile on her face and you're not sure which hole IS the wrong one....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Is it that awkward moment when you go to put it in and you're not paying enough attention and your gf says "darling, wrong hole" with a wink and a smile on her face and you're not sure which hole IS the wrong one....

There's no wrong there. Just bad timing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's no wrong there. Just bad timing"

Fancy a womble my love....?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

There's no wrong there. Just bad timing

Fancy a womble my love....?

Always with you darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....what is it? Just how exactly does one womble a cock....?

(asking for a friend)

Much love

Nip x"

Cock wombling

The act of a gay man roaming public open spaces in search of a sexual encounter.

So urban dictionary says...lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"....what is it? Just how exactly does one womble a cock....?

(asking for a friend)

Much love

Nip x

Cock wombling

The act of a gay man roaming public open spaces in search of a sexual encounter.

So urban dictionary says...lol"

Don't believe that urban shit! I want Oxfords definition without Google. I'm more of a rural womble....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it when you put your foot in Wellington?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Is it when you put your foot in Wellington?"

I watched some footing porn by accident once....

. I say footing, I have no idea if there's an official category for it.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it when you have to squeeze trough a tight gap of humans on the tube but someone's laptop bag hits you in that area temporarily causing extreme pain yet you somehow you still apologize and smile it out......?

I think this one wins so far!

. Reach for the stars with your mind and try to beat it, wile I earn a living for a bit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cockwomble is a foolish person.

Other quaint terms include'Wankpuffin'. 'Nobsocket'. 'Shitflute'. 'Spunktrumpet'.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"A cockwomble is a foolish person.

Other quaint terms include'Wankpuffin'. 'Nobsocket'. 'Shitflute'. 'Spunktrumpet'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cockwomble is a foolish person.

Other quaint terms include'Wankpuffin'. 'Nobsocket'. 'Shitflute'. 'Spunktrumpet'.

Wank puffin I'm making a note of....

Yeah, but what about alternative cock wombling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cockwomble is a foolish person.

Other quaint terms include'Wankpuffin'. 'Nobsocket'. 'Shitflute'. 'Spunktrumpet'.

Wank puffin I'm making a note of....

Yeah, but what about alternative cock wombling?

Cockwombling would be what the aforementioned foolish person is doing when they speak foolish things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cockwomble is a foolish person.

Other quaint terms include'Wankpuffin'. 'Nobsocket'. 'Shitflute'. 'Spunktrumpet'.

Wank puffin I'm making a note of....

Yeah, but what about alternative cock wombling?

Cockwombling would be what the aforementioned foolish person is doing when they speak foolish things.

One persons foolish is another person's day saver, innit....;-)

(that sounds like a train ticket...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wombles are a bunch of wank mates in Wimbledon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The wombles are a bunch of wank mates in Wimbledon

I always wondered, when you have a wank buddy do you cum in the same spot or is that like crossing streams in Ghostbusters and it makes you bi or something....?

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