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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston

Welcome back my friends

To the show that never ends

We’re glad you could attend

Come inside, come inside

It’s that time again - time to unload (rants) so that your weekend is less burdened.

Large or small they are welcome. If you don’t have a rant then it’s easy enough to find another thread

Don’t moan about not getting replies or preferences and we’ll get along fine

And

Go!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Where to begin...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are some people such hypocrites

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Where to begin..."

At the beginning said Pooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where to begin..."

Quite. I suppose it's the sheer amount of meetings I have to attend.

How about, less meetings more work? No wonder nothing ever gets done!

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Why are some people such hypocrites "

I don’t know, why are some people such hypocrites?

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Where to begin...

Quite. I suppose it's the sheer amount of meetings I have to attend.

How about, less meetings more work? No wonder nothing ever gets done!"

Meetings to decide on meetings

Meetings to discuss the last meeting

Meetings to provide an update that could quite happily be a single line email

All the perils of this working from home situation we are in

Block out your calendar with appointments you make for yourself so no one else can book those slots

Approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chickens. Everywhere on this forum. Whichever thread I look at it's always chickens.

Clucking, scratching, pecking and looking at you funny. Everyone's obsessed.

It's unnerving

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Chickens. Everywhere on this forum. Whichever thread I look at it's always chickens.

Clucking, scratching, pecking and looking at you funny. Everyone's obsessed.

It's unnerving "

Nurse, get the pills. He’s escaped again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chickens. Everywhere on this forum. Whichever thread I look at it's always chickens.

Clucking, scratching, pecking and looking at you funny. Everyone's obsessed.

It's unnerving

Nurse, get the pills. He’s escaped again "

The chicken? Where? Is it near me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where to begin...

Quite. I suppose it's the sheer amount of meetings I have to attend.

How about, less meetings more work? No wonder nothing ever gets done!

Meetings to decide on meetings

Meetings to discuss the last meeting

Meetings to provide an update that could quite happily be a single line email

All the perils of this working from home situation we are in

Block out your calendar with appointments you make for yourself so no one else can book those slots

Approved "

Ah yes, the meeting that isn't a meeting meeting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chickens. Everywhere on this forum. Whichever thread I look at it's always chickens.

Clucking, scratching, pecking and looking at you funny. Everyone's obsessed.

It's unnerving

Nurse, get the pills. He’s escaped again

The chicken? Where? Is it near me? "

Leave my chickens alone

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I mentioned chickens ONE TIME (technically twice but hey ho) on the forums and look what happens....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mentioned chickens ONE TIME (technically twice but hey ho) on the forums and look what happens....

"

I just want to massage the breasts

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I mentioned chickens ONE TIME (technically twice but hey ho) on the forums and look what happens....

"

Chicken isn't cake though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mentioned chickens ONE TIME (technically twice but hey ho) on the forums and look what happens....

Chicken isn't cake though. "

Doing cakes today

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I mentioned chickens ONE TIME (technically twice but hey ho) on the forums and look what happens....

Chicken isn't cake though.

Doing cakes today "

Im in the car and on my way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back to the rants

Snowflakes

Fun sponges

Why boat parts are all a million quid

Lack of single female bi women

Price of fillet steak

Peers Morgan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mentioned chickens ONE TIME (technically twice but hey ho) on the forums and look what happens....

Chicken isn't cake though.

Doing cakes today

Im in the car and on my way. "

Fight the puppy lol good luck

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Back to the rants

Snowflakes

Fun sponges

Why boat parts are all a million quid

Lack of single female bi women

Price of fillet steak

Peers Morgan

"

You forgot prawn sandwiches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mentioned chickens ONE TIME (technically twice but hey ho) on the forums and look what happens....

Chicken isn't cake though.

Doing cakes today

Im in the car and on my way.

Fight the puppy lol good luck "

Is that a Public Enemy remix?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I mentioned chickens ONE TIME (technically twice but hey ho) on the forums and look what happens....

Chicken isn't cake though.

Doing cakes today

Im in the car and on my way.

Fight the puppy lol good luck "

Awwww. Hes a little cutie. OK - maybe not so little.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mentioned chickens ONE TIME (technically twice but hey ho) on the forums and look what happens....

Chicken isn't cake though.

Doing cakes today

Im in the car and on my way.

Fight the puppy lol good luck

Is that a Public Enemy remix? "

No it’s a 70kg giant breed mastiff lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back to the rants

Snowflakes

Fun sponges

Why boat parts are all a million quid

Lack of single female bi women

Price of fillet steak

Peers Morgan

You forgot prawn sandwiches. "

No prawns !!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mentioned chickens ONE TIME (technically twice but hey ho) on the forums and look what happens....

"

Ssssshhhhhh they are everywhere

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By *kiolo1Couple
over a year ago

Whitland

At work surrounded by plastic screens, with customers trying to speak to me with masks, and I can't hear out of my left ear. Result is I nod and say mmmhmmm a lot having no idea what they've said. It may be time to learn sign language.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today we are doing A chinese delicacy called

Cho kin Chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At work surrounded by plastic screens, with customers trying to speak to me with masks, and I can't hear out of my left ear. Result is I nod and say mmmhmmm a lot having no idea what they've said. It may be time to learn sign language. "

Put your nipple on the screen -dare you

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Back to the rants

Snowflakes

Fun sponges

Why boat parts are all a million quid

Lack of single female bi women

Price of fillet steak

Peers Morgan

"

Snowflakes make snow and it’s summer so there won’t be any about - odd rant

Fun sponges - lots of those about

Boat parts? Really?

Other steaks are available

Piers Morgan = bellwhacker

On balance though Denied

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"At work surrounded by plastic screens, with customers trying to speak to me with masks, and I can't hear out of my left ear. Result is I nod and say mmmhmmm a lot having no idea what they've said. It may be time to learn sign language. "

Oh that must be quite restrictive - I’d find that very frustrating

Approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back to the rants

Snowflakes

Fun sponges

Why boat parts are all a million quid

Lack of single female bi women

Price of fillet steak

Peers Morgan

Snowflakes make snow and it’s summer so there won’t be any about - odd rant

Fun sponges - lots of those about

Boat parts? Really?

Other steaks are available

Piers Morgan = bellwhacker

On balance though Denied "

Denied ffin denied pffffft fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning OP,

I'm want to rant about stupid people and the fact that it's illegal to break someone's arm off and batter them over the head with it

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By *kiolo1Couple
over a year ago

Whitland


"At work surrounded by plastic screens, with customers trying to speak to me with masks, and I can't hear out of my left ear. Result is I nod and say mmmhmmm a lot having no idea what they've said. It may be time to learn sign language.

Oh that must be quite restrictive - I’d find that very frustrating

Approved "

Thank you

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

People who change lanes and don’t indicate while driving should be pulled out of the car and beaten to death ... but apparently it’s illegal.... rant over

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Morning OP,

I'm want to rant about stupid people and the fact that it's illegal to break someone's arm off and batter them over the head with it "

But what if someone deemed you a stupid person and broke your arm off etc?

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"People who change lanes and don’t indicate while driving should be pulled out of the car and beaten to death ... but apparently it’s illegal.... rant over "

And if, one time, you forget to indicate?

Going to have to Denied unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who change lanes and don’t indicate while driving should be pulled out of the car and beaten to death ... but apparently it’s illegal.... rant over "

See, I'm not the only one that wants to batter stupid people

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian


"People who change lanes and don’t indicate while driving should be pulled out of the car and beaten to death ... but apparently it’s illegal.... rant over

And if, one time, you forget to indicate?

Going to have to Denied unfortunately "

I’ll pull myself out and beat to almost death .. sounds more BDSM than anything else

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian


"People who change lanes and don’t indicate while driving should be pulled out of the car and beaten to death ... but apparently it’s illegal.... rant over

See, I'm not the only one that wants to batter stupid people "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who change lanes and don’t indicate while driving should be pulled out of the car and beaten to death ... but apparently it’s illegal.... rant over

See, I'm not the only one that wants to batter stupid people

"

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"People who change lanes and don’t indicate while driving should be pulled out of the car and beaten to death ... but apparently it’s illegal.... rant over

See, I'm not the only one that wants to batter stupid people "

(Hides behind the sofa)

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"People who change lanes and don’t indicate while driving should be pulled out of the car and beaten to death ... but apparently it’s illegal.... rant over

See, I'm not the only one that wants to batter stupid people

"

Flirting threads are elsewhere TVM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who change lanes and don’t indicate while driving should be pulled out of the car and beaten to death ... but apparently it’s illegal.... rant over

See, I'm not the only one that wants to batter stupid people

Flirting threads are elsewhere TVM"

Sorry OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that put on Fbook ‘what time does Sainsburys open’ ???? Or any other establishment ! Fucking google it love , it would have taken the same time as writing your stupid post grrrrrr!

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"People that put on Fbook ‘what time does Sainsburys open’ ???? Or any other establishment ! Fucking google it love , it would have taken the same time as writing your stupid post grrrrrr! "

Always gets my goat too

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Nice to see you guys back have missed you

My rant is the way my daughter is treated by local shop when she's trying to look after me tryed to ban her she told them you can't catch cancer so now once a week she goes 3 miles to get stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice to see you guys back have missed you

My rant is the way my daughter is treated by local shop when she's trying to look after me tryed to ban her she told them you can't catch cancer so now once a week she goes 3 miles to get stuff "

I'm sorry to hear that and also the fact that you are unwell. Sending you a hug x

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Nice to see you guys back have missed you

My rant is the way my daughter is treated by local shop when she's trying to look after me tryed to ban her she told them you can't catch cancer so now once a week she goes 3 miles to get stuff "

That is horrific - I can’t believe anyone would treat someone that way. It’s awful.

Approved all the way and fingers crossed that you recover really quickly

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Hello you two. Its nice to see you both.

I have no rants today, just thanks.

Thankful for my family, friends. And thankful to wake up every day so I can try to be a better me.

Sending love and positivity to anyone who needs it.

Jo.Xx

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

I’m so sick of Covid. I started a new job 2 weeks before lockdown (NHS) and I haven’t actually been able to do the job I was employed to do because of the situation. The team is a mess and people are off sick. I feel like crying most days when I have to go there. This is less of an angry rant and more of a “I feel like I could burst into tears any minute” rant...

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Hello you two. Its nice to see you both.

I have no rants today, just thanks.

Thankful for my family, friends. And thankful to wake up every day so I can try to be a better me.

Sending love and positivity to anyone who needs it.

Jo.Xx "

Positivity is always good. On other threads

Maybe a Thankful Thursday thread might also be a good thing

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"I’m so sick of Covid. I started a new job 2 weeks before lockdown (NHS) and I haven’t actually been able to do the job I was employed to do because of the situation. The team is a mess and people are off sick. I feel like crying most days when I have to go there. This is less of an angry rant and more of a “I feel like I could burst into tears any minute” rant... "

It doesn’t have to be an angry rant to be valid

I can only imagine how hard it has been but I can sympathise with wanting it to be over

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Hello you two. Its nice to see you both.

I have no rants today, just thanks.

Thankful for my family, friends. And thankful to wake up every day so I can try to be a better me.

Sending love and positivity to anyone who needs it.

Jo.Xx

Positivity is always good. On other threads

Maybe a Thankful Thursday thread might also be a good thing "

Jo.Xx

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"Morning OP,

I'm want to rant about stupid people and the fact that it's illegal to break someone's arm off and batter them over the head with it "

Are you positive it's illegal? I best ring my lawyer. Incidentally, is it OK to jab someone repeatedly in the eye socket with a biro? Asking for a friend.

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By *oozleMan
over a year ago

high wycombe


"Where to begin...

Quite. I suppose it's the sheer amount of meetings I have to attend.

How about, less meetings more work? No wonder nothing ever gets done!"

Have to agree there, conference calls and meetings take too much time up, when real work can be done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody morons whinging about masks

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

In ear headphones, one stays in perfect but the other gets super excited and keeps popping out all the fucking time arrggghhhh

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm late. But.

Cancer sucks.

That's all I have to say on that.

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

I hate that people want me to do jobs for them on the cheap all the time.... i didnt work my ass of to learn my trade on next to no money just to do a job and save you money all the time.... rant over

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By *weety321Woman
over a year ago

nottingham

People that don’t follow social distancing rules in the supermarket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rota for next month is a fucking shambles.

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