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"Sure " Nice camel what's it's name? | |||
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"Sure Nice camel what's it's name?" Bahumma | |||
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"Julia Julia the camel sweet "Ya she’s got a dry sense of humour | |||
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"Julia Julia the camel sweet
Ya she’s got a dry sense of humour "Awww she's lovely | |||
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"Sorry I can't, I take an hour off from talking nonsense between 12 and 1 the rest of the time it just comes naturally" This is not the thread for you then at this present time only nonsense allowed I'm afraid | |||
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"Julia Julia the camel sweet
Ya she’s got a dry sense of humour "You talk camel do you? I had a ride on a camel once I had a humping great time. | |||
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"Sure Nice camel what's it's name? Ride me is the camels name "It's not silly it's Julia. | |||
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"Fluent. Love a good humping " Who doesn't. | |||
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"I wanna, I wanna, I wanna be your toy.... "Wind-up toy? | |||
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"Why is there a time limit
Because once the teenager has returned home I can fall asleep,it saves being woken an hour after falling asleep. Then I'll need to wait for all the clanging about to stop "Send them to Uni. | |||
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Does anyone know anything about Cricket? "Yeah how nice to get a response  | |||
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"Why is there a time limit
Because once the teenager has returned home I can fall asleep,it saves being woken an hour after falling asleep. Then I'll need to wait for all the clanging about to stop
Send them to Uni. "I'm just going to move house and not tell them | |||
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How do you feel about camels? "I can take them of leave them but they come in handy when you are miles from the next Oasis in a desert | |||
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"Mines trained Click on the quote and reply button so we know who you’re talking to "Sorry x | |||
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"Bollox, I thought this was a thread for intellectuals, I was obviously sadly mistaken
Does anyone know anything about Cricket? "Jiminy? | |||
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"Bollox, I thought this was a thread for intellectuals, I was obviously sadly mistaken
Does anyone know anything about Cricket? "Sure there's a ball involved isn't there,I love balls. | |||
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"Bollox, I thought this was a thread for intellectuals, I was obviously sadly mistaken
Does anyone know anything about Cricket?
Jiminy? "Stokes is the best in the world x | |||
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I don’t cook "Stick to the other | |||
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"I wanna, I wanna, I wanna be your toy....
How do you feel about camels?
Smelly creatures that spit "Sure there were a few at the last MLS... | |||
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"Mines trained Click on the quote and reply button so we know who you’re talking to "It's more fun working out who he's talking to,but he was definitely talking to you about the licking | |||
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"Mines trained Click on the quote and reply button so we know who you’re talking to
It's more fun working out who he's talking to,but he was definitely talking to you about the licking "And you | |||
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Sure there were a few at the last MLS... "I wanna do an MLS. I doubt they'd let me in though......  | |||
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"I wanna, I wanna, I wanna be your toy....
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Sure there were a few at the last MLS... "Yep | |||
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"Don't mind me, I'm just sitting in a bath of jelly custard and cream, it's not a trifling matter. " I love trifle...and balls. | |||
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"I wanna, I wanna, I wanna be your toy....
How do you feel about camels?
Smelly creatures that spit
Sure there were a few at the last MLS...
I wanna do an MLS. I doubt they'd let me in though...... "Why not have you upset the organisers? | |||
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"45 degrees here. Clothes or no clothes " Clothes you don't want to scare the camels do you,they'll get the hump. | |||
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"ThIs Is CaLlEd CaMeL CaSe. " var int camelCase=humpsx2; | |||
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"I never talk nonsense......Rather highly fascinating nuggets of wisdom that appeal to the very few "Xxxxxxx | |||
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"I wanna, I wanna, I wanna be your toy....
How do you feel about camels?
Smelly creatures that spit
Sure there were a few at the last MLS...
I wanna do an MLS. I doubt they'd let me in though...... "Smelly, spitting creatures? Yeah I reckon you’d fit in fine | |||
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"I never talk nonsense......Rather highly fascinating nuggets of wisdom that appeal to the very few "Give me your best nugget of wisdom... | |||
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"I never talk nonsense......Rather highly fascinating nuggets of wisdom that appeal to the very few "Do those very few come out after dark?  | |||
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"I never talk nonsense......Rather highly fascinating nuggets of wisdom that appeal to the very few
Xxxxxxx " Did you happen to know that lake Titicaca in Bolivia is over 800 meters above sea level? Boats used on it had to be carried up the steep mountain before being reassembled and placed upon the body of water. Highly interesting indeed is it not? No? ......Hello? xxx | |||
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"I wanna, I wanna, I wanna be your toy....
How do you feel about camels?
Smelly creatures that spit
Sure there were a few at the last MLS...
I wanna do an MLS. I doubt they'd let me in though......
Smelly, spitting creatures? Yeah I reckon you’d fit in fine "Take me on your arm....? | |||
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"I never talk nonsense......Rather highly fascinating nuggets of wisdom that appeal to the very few
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Did you happen to know that lake Titicaca in Bolivia is over 800 meters above sea level? Boats used on it had to be carried up the steep mountain before being reassembled and placed upon the body of water. Highly interesting indeed is it not? No? ......Hello? xxx"Like Fitzcarraldo | |||
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"I never talk nonsense......Rather highly fascinating nuggets of wisdom that appeal to the very few
Give me your best nugget of wisdom..."Did you know that sunglasses were originally designed in China for judges to hide their facial expressions in the courtroom? Yes indeedy - weird but true | |||
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"I never talk nonsense......Rather highly fascinating nuggets of wisdom that appeal to the very few
Do those very few come out after dark? "In the very early hours I find; Sleep deprivation does funny things to folk | |||
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"I never talk nonsense......Rather highly fascinating nuggets of wisdom that appeal to the very few
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Did you happen to know that lake Titicaca in Bolivia is over 800 meters above sea level? Boats used on it had to be carried up the steep mountain before being reassembled and placed upon the body of water. Highly interesting indeed is it not? No? ......Hello? xxx"How many people did it take to carry the boats up there? | |||
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"I wanna, I wanna, I wanna be your toy....
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Smelly creatures that spit
Sure there were a few at the last MLS...
I wanna do an MLS. I doubt they'd let me in though......
Smelly, spitting creatures? Yeah I reckon you’d fit in fine
Take me on your arm....? "I don’t like violence. | |||
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"ThIs Is CaLlEd CaMeL CaSe. var int camelCase=humpsx2;" Sexy variables. | |||
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"I wanna, I wanna, I wanna be your toy....
How do you feel about camels?
Smelly creatures that spit
Sure there were a few at the last MLS...
I wanna do an MLS. I doubt they'd let me in though......
Smelly, spitting creatures? Yeah I reckon you’d fit in fine
Take me on your arm....?
I don’t like violence." | |||
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"I never talk nonsense......Rather highly fascinating nuggets of wisdom that appeal to the very few
Xxxxxxx
Did you happen to know that lake Titicaca in Bolivia is over 800 meters above sea level? Boats used on it had to be carried up the steep mountain before being reassembled and placed upon the body of water. Highly interesting indeed is it not? No? ......Hello? xxx
Like Fitzcarraldo"Starring the late (and very great!) Klaus Kinski - I love that film! The stories of his relationship with director Werner Herzog are legendary | |||
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"I never talk nonsense......Rather highly fascinating nuggets of wisdom that appeal to the very few
Give me your best nugget of wisdom...
Did you know that sunglasses were originally designed in China for judges to hide their facial expressions in the courtroom? Yes indeedy - weird but true "That is indeed weird so I presume they weren't originally called sunglasses then. | |||
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"I never talk nonsense......Rather highly fascinating nuggets of wisdom that appeal to the very few
Do those very few come out after dark?
In the very early hours I find; Sleep deprivation does funny things to folk "Yep.. and hot beds | |||
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"Lol love it" What's 'it'? | |||
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"I never talk nonsense......Rather highly fascinating nuggets of wisdom that appeal to the very few
Xxxxxxx
Did you happen to know that lake Titicaca in Bolivia is over 800 meters above sea level? Boats used on it had to be carried up the steep mountain before being reassembled and placed upon the body of water. Highly interesting indeed is it not? No? ......Hello? xxx
How many people did it take to carry the boats up there?"Hmmmm.....You’ve got me there However.....I’m guessing on about thirty at least plus the catering staff | |||
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"I never talk nonsense......Rather highly fascinating nuggets of wisdom that appeal to the very few
Give me your best nugget of wisdom...
Did you know that sunglasses were originally designed in China for judges to hide their facial expressions in the courtroom? Yes indeedy - weird but true
That is indeed weird so I presume they weren't originally called sunglasses then."Court glasses? It sounds rather pleasantly posh; ‘I shall now step outside and don my courtglasses. What what.’ | |||
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"I never talk nonsense......Rather highly fascinating nuggets of wisdom that appeal to the very few
Give me your best nugget of wisdom...
Did you know that sunglasses were originally designed in China for judges to hide their facial expressions in the courtroom? Yes indeedy - weird but true
That is indeed weird so I presume they weren't originally called sunglasses then.
Court glasses? It sounds rather pleasantly posh; ‘I shall now step outside and don my courtglasses. What what.’ "I think I'm going to start calling them court glasses,then I can pass on your wisdom when people ask | |||
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"I never talk nonsense......Rather highly fascinating nuggets of wisdom that appeal to the very few
Xxxxxxx
Did you happen to know that lake Titicaca in Bolivia is over 800 meters above sea level? Boats used on it had to be carried up the steep mountain before being reassembled and placed upon the body of water. Highly interesting indeed is it not? No? ......Hello? xxx
How many people did it take to carry the boats up there?
Hmmmm.....You’ve got me there However.....I’m guessing on about thirty at least plus the catering staff "I thought you were really wise | |||
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"I never talk nonsense......Rather highly fascinating nuggets of wisdom that appeal to the very few
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Did you happen to know that lake Titicaca in Bolivia is over 800 meters above sea level? Boats used on it had to be carried up the steep mountain before being reassembled and placed upon the body of water. Highly interesting indeed is it not? No? ......Hello? xxx"I have a teady bear x | |||
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"Today I crapped on a spade and lobbed it into the compost bin." Why didn't you just do it straight into the compost bin? | |||
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"Today I crapped on a spade and lobbed it into the compost bin." Are you vegan? | |||
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"Today I crapped on a spade and lobbed it into the compost bin. Why didn't you just do it straight into the compost bin?" He's a gentleman obviously | |||
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"We have a limited capacity for the pep talk in the morning and we will be able to make the payment for the pep talk in Spoons on Friday as we are away for the weekend and we are away for the weekend and we are away for the weekend and we are away for the weekend and we are away for the weekend and we are away for the weekend and we are away for the weekend and we are away for the weekend" He's gone over the edge... All work and no play makes Jack a dull boyAll work and no play makes Jack a dull boyAll work and no play makes Jack a dull boyAll work and no play makes Jack a dull boyAll work and no play makes Jack a dull boy... | |||
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"Today I crapped on a spade and lobbed it into the compost bin." I never know which bin to place my dogs poop in. Is it recycling or else general waste? | |||
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"We have a limited capacity for the pep talk in the morning and we will be able to make the payment for the pep talk in Spoons on Friday as we are away for the weekend and we are away for the weekend and we are away for the weekend and we are away for the weekend and we are away for the weekend and we are away for the weekend and we are away for the weekend and we are away for the weekend" What's your favourite coloured underpants? | |||
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"Today I crapped on a spade and lobbed it into the compost bin. Why didn't you just do it straight into the compost bin?" Other fellows on the allotment were wanking into scaffold pipes, so I didn't want to spoil their fun. Also it's a new deep bin and I'd still be there now. | |||
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"Today I crapped on a spade and lobbed it into the compost bin. I never know which bin to place my dogs poop in. Is it recycling or else general waste? "One of my dogs eats it | |||
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"Today I crapped on a spade and lobbed it into the compost bin. Why didn't you just do it straight into the compost bin? He's a gentleman obviously " I hope he did it behind a shed now that would make him a gentleman. | |||
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"Today I crapped on a spade and lobbed it into the compost bin. Why didn't you just do it straight into the compost bin? Other fellows on the allotment were wanking into scaffold pipes, so I didn't want to spoil their fun. Also it's a new deep bin and I'd still be there now." I hope there are no cockerals on your allotment they like a good peck on an exposed arse. | |||
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"Today I crapped on a spade and lobbed it into the compost bin. I never know which bin to place my dogs poop in. Is it recycling or else general waste?
One of my dogs eats it "Is it a Labrador? They are notorious for coprophagia. My sister had a choccy Lab and he loved nothing more than poop eating which whilst bad enough in itself, was even worse when afterwards he would try and lick people..... | |||
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"Today I crapped on a spade and lobbed it into the compost bin. I never know which bin to place my dogs poop in. Is it recycling or else general waste?
One of my dogs eats it
Is it a Labrador? They are notorious for coprophagia. My sister had a choccy Lab and he loved nothing more than poop eating which whilst bad enough in itself, was even worse when afterwards he would try and lick people..... "No female cockapoo. Loves it. | |||
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"Today I crapped on a spade and lobbed it into the compost bin. I never know which bin to place my dogs poop in. Is it recycling or else general waste?
One of my dogs eats it
Is it a Labrador? They are notorious for coprophagia. My sister had a choccy Lab and he loved nothing more than poop eating which whilst bad enough in itself, was even worse when afterwards he would try and lick people..... " | |||
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"Today I crapped on a spade and lobbed it into the compost bin. Why didn't you just do it straight into the compost bin? Other fellows on the allotment were wanking into scaffold pipes, so I didn't want to spoil their fun. Also it's a new deep bin and I'd still be there now. I hope there are no cockerals on your allotment they like a good peck on an exposed arse." I swear every thread I've read today mentions chickens at some point | |||
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"Today I crapped on a spade and lobbed it into the compost bin. Why didn't you just do it straight into the compost bin? Other fellows on the allotment were wanking into scaffold pipes, so I didn't want to spoil their fun. Also it's a new deep bin and I'd still be there now. I hope there are no cockerals on your allotment they like a good peck on an exposed arse. I swear every thread I've read today mentions chickens at some point "They're bloody annoying at the back of us on the allotments it's like they're in competition at 5am | |||
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"Timothy twisted Tinkerbell's titties tightly. Try tweezers you twat she grumbled. Try not to be tepid, take time to try and tease. Torture takes training. " Have you ever been up the crooked spire? | |||
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"Bollox, I thought this was a thread for intellectuals, I was obviously sadly mistaken
Does anyone know anything about Cricket?
Sure there's a ball involved isn't there,I love balls."I'm sure you could deliver the perfect googly | |||
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Did you know that contrary to popular belief, the Brahma chicken variety is in fact NOT the worlds largest variety (although they are some big bastards for sure!)
The biggest is in fact, the aptly named, Jersey Giant.
Also, they are some of the friendliest chickens going and are often kept as pets due to their friendly nature.
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"Bollox, I thought this was a thread for intellectuals, I was obviously sadly mistaken
Does anyone know anything about Cricket?
Sure there's a ball involved isn't there,I love balls.
I'm sure you could deliver the perfect googly "I could indeed it's all in the wrist and arm control...apparently | |||
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"Did I hear talk of chickens above?
Did you know that contrary to popular belief, the Brahma chicken variety is in fact NOT the worlds largest variety (although they are some big bastards for sure!)
The biggest is in fact, the aptly named, Jersey Giant.
Also, they are some of the friendliest chickens going and are often kept as pets due to their friendly nature.
I’m a mine full of highly useless (but nonetheless hugely fascinating) information me "I bought some chicken kievs today I'm going to feed them to the cockerals in a few hours when they start squawking | |||
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"Bollox, I thought this was a thread for intellectuals, I was obviously sadly mistaken
Does anyone know anything about Cricket?
Sure there's a ball involved isn't there,I love balls.
I'm sure you could deliver the perfect googly
I could indeed it's all in the wrist and arm control...apparently "*puts on Dreadlock Holiday - 10 CC*
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