FabSwingers.com forum: How do you wash your bits

By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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I mean to get them really clean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car wash.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Car wash. "

Tell me more

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Soak them in washing up liquid.

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Wd40

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I stand over the neighbours sprinkler system.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well they're never that dirty, so unless I've been fucking a bike chain a flannel usually does the trick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Car wash.

Tell me more "

It's better than digging a ditch.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Wd40"

What's that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wire brush and dettol ???? C

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Car wash.

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It's better than digging a ditch. "

For your balls

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Wd40

What's that?"

Water displacement 40

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Well they're never that dirty, so unless I've been fucking a bike chain a flannel usually does the trick."

Never that dirty how do you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stand over the neighbours sprinkler system. "

Hahaha i found this funnier than i should have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well they're never that dirty, so unless I've been fucking a bike chain a flannel usually does the trick.

Never that dirty how do you know?"

Because I douche my sexual encounters with cillit bang before we.. well, bang.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Well they're never that dirty, so unless I've been fucking a bike chain a flannel usually does the trick.

Never that dirty how do you know?"

Scratch and sniff test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Car wash.

Tell me more

It's better than digging a ditch.

For your balls"

There ain't no telling who you might meet.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Well they're never that dirty, so unless I've been fucking a bike chain a flannel usually does the trick.

Never that dirty how do you know?

Because I douche my sexual encounters with cillit bang before we.. well, bang."

Your bits love not theirs

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Well they're never that dirty, so unless I've been fucking a bike chain a flannel usually does the trick.

Never that dirty how do you know?

Scratch and sniff test"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely the best way is to share a shower an have the other person wash them

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Surely the best way is to share a shower an have the other person wash them

Is that what you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely the best way is to share a shower an have the other person wash them

Is that what you do?"

I have done. Nice bit of foreplay that

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Surely the best way is to share a shower an have the other person wash them

Is that what you do?

I have done. Nice bit of foreplay that

Alot of effort it will spoil my makeup surely the man should clean his

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Shower .. preferably sharing

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

Steam cleaner for that extra clean feeling sensation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the shower/bath/bidet.

What a strange question

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Car wash.

Tell me more "

He means Jet Wash really

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Steam cleaner for that extra clean feeling sensation

Ooh I like you

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I've had the pressure washer out today, anybody's particularly dirty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Car wash.

Tell me more

He means Jet Wash really

Fill up and you don't have to pay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bucket of swarfega and a cotton bud

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"In the shower/bath/bidet.

What a strange question

Strange why?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Steam cleaner for that extra clean feeling sensation

I'm pretty sure Gwyneth Paltro does this.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Surely the best way is to share a shower an have the other person wash them

That usually ends up in a soapy ( . )( . ) wank

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Shower head!

Jo.Xx

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By *othin 2 proveCouple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"I mean to get them really clean?"
............. .....Hubby has an industrial parts cleaning bath in his worshop for degreasing all his motorcycle engines and parts. For that really deep clean he's got an industrial sandblaster to but that tickles to much and the sand gets in those hard to reach places!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Hot wash with extra spin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely the best way is to share a shower an have the other person wash them

That usually ends up in a soapy ( . )( . ) wank

Exactly

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

I wash mine really fast,for ages! That usually does it!!

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I wash mine really fast,for ages! That usually does it!!

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By *adbod74Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Coal tar soap

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"I mean to get them really clean?"

I have a shower and use a mild soap free body wash

Simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soapy shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wire brush and dettol ???? C"

Haha that’s from a movie isn’t it?? I won’t sleep until I find out which one tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bucket of swarfega and a cotton bud"

Hahaha

now that was good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sponge and a rusty spanner

Does me just nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bleach bath while drinking a cocktail of hand soap

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A bleach bath while drinking a cocktail of hand soap "

Good girl

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I just wait until it rains

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Bleach

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

Brillo pad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in pieces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Karcher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get women to squirt on me.... ....it's not pee, right....

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By *reenman19Man
over a year ago

.....no......

Hibiscrub, horsey folk will understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower, netted scrunchie thing, washing sauce(shower gel), after shower intimate area cleanser

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I get women to squirt on me.... ....it's not pee, right....

No of course not it's all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave it long enough and it all just peels off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get women to squirt on me.... ....it's not pee, right....

No of course not it's all good

Is that an offer....?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I get women to squirt on me.... ....it's not pee, right....

No of course not it's all good

Is that an offer....?

Sure I'll wee sorry cough...squirt on you any time

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

Cillet bang ! And the dirt is gone !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bleach does a pretty good job. Hey, if it's good enough to inject, it's good enough to dunk my junk

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By *orthampton jamesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I stand over the neighbours sprinkler system. "
now that I'd love to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dip mine in the pickled onion jar

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By *hitehunter4bbcMan
over a year ago

Bristol

In Coca Cola so I don’t get a girl pregnant

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