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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bored. Need a round of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im in, Obvz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feeling sexy .

I'm in

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

You should send messages to me for each other. It'll be like my personal porn....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should send messages to me for each other. It'll be like my personal porn.... "

You want porn messages

Okkkkkkk

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You should send messages to me for each other. It'll be like my personal porn....

You want porn messages

Okkkkkkk "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should send messages to me for each other. It'll be like my personal porn....

You want porn messages

Okkkkkkk

"

Your box will be over floweth now

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You should send messages to me for each other. It'll be like my personal porn....

You want porn messages

Okkkkkkk

Your box will be over floweth now "

Just how I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure, I'll fill some boxes

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You should send messages to me for each other. It'll be like my personal porn....

You want porn messages

Okkkkkkk

Your box will be over floweth now

Just how I like it"

Just emptied all the unsolicited willy from earlier....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll play for a bit today. Send me your exciting messages

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

I’ll play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to be a mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oioi Little Posh One, my mate said

ask posh.. In for the cowboys but how about Indians lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oreo.

Plain and simple. My mate said she fancies you

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"You should send messages to me for each other. It'll be like my personal porn....

You want porn messages

Okkkkkkk

Your box will be over floweth now

Just how I like it"

What are "porn messages"?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Count me in - BTW.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should send messages to me for each other. It'll be like my personal porn....

You want porn messages

Okkkkkkk

Your box will be over floweth now

Just how I like it

What are "porn messages"? "

Messages with lots of boobs and bums

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By *loveyourassMan
over a year ago

Newport

I'll play today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh Nora, my gorgeous, fit mate says that she adores you and she wishes the two of you could go for a drink and a good chat. And maybe more ...

Bloody Nora! You lucky girl

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"You should send messages to me for each other. It'll be like my personal porn....

You want porn messages

Okkkkkkk

Your box will be over floweth now

Just how I like it

What are "porn messages"?

Messages with lots of boobs and bums "

I don't get enough if those.

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Some hump day entertainment needed. I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oreo.

Plain and simple. My mate said she fancies you "

How am I meant to guess who that is from that

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Louanna, my buff as fuck mate says he's figured out how to solve the post bath wet bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooh Nora, my gorgeous, fit mate says that she adores you and she wishes the two of you could go for a drink and a good chat. And maybe more ...

Bloody Nora! You lucky girl"

If this is who I think it is we are!!

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Louanna, my buff as fuck mate says he's figured out how to solve the post bath wet bed.

"

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

PLAYFUCKCUMREPEAT - you hot as flames pair. My sexy devil of a mate says...... oooooofffftttt! Stunning profile. if only they were looking for a unicorn!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm so underused as a postman. Put my shorts on and everything

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Ya , I’ll join in

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

I'll play for a while

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

In for a bit, happy to pass your messages on Mrs D xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in last night was fun!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Happy to play and send messages

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

Nora -

A lovely gentleman would like to know when will he be invited to see paradise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm so underused as a postman. Put my shorts on and everything "

Well I can't bloody message ya can I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One here for Louanna from a lovely lady friend...

Please could you tell Louanna, that off the back of her comment the other day.. it does seem we aren't far away at all . Does she fancy making a new ginger mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oreo.

Plain and simple. My mate said she fancies you

How am I meant to guess who that is from that "

I’m only the messenger! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm so underused as a postman. Put my shorts on and everything

Well I can't bloody message ya can I? "

Stand by babestation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in you sexy people. Happy to be a delivery girl too

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"One here for Louanna from a lovely lady friend...

Please could you tell Louanna, that off the back of her comment the other day.. it does seem we aren't far away at all . Does she fancy making a new ginger mate

"

Yes she does, very much so.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm so underused as a postman. Put my shorts on and everything "

Take them off then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This thread attracts the hottest women. I'm so pleased with myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm so underused as a postman. Put my shorts on and everything

Take them off then"

I have had post so I'm keeping them on for now

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Yes why the hell not! I need a bit of loving today

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

Quicksplat - a very handsome gentleman would like you to know he fancies you.

(He’ll have to fight me off though.... )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quack, my mate really wants to know when you are going to send those pictures, so he can pick out an outfit for you

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"This thread attracts the hottest women. I'm so pleased with myself "

I’m just pleased you’ve worked out how to keep the mattress dry

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

I’m in. I need something sweet tasting in my inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread attracts the hottest women. I'm so pleased with myself "

Yet you don't like to be the messenger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quicksplat - a very handsome gentleman would like you to know he fancies you.

(He’ll have to fight me off though.... ) "

how am i meant to know who dis issss????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right this will mot be obvious who sent this at all haha but my brother in abs says...

can you let CuriousCats know that I would absolutely love to take up her offer of cumming on her lips until it's running over her tits.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Quicksplat - a very handsome gentleman would like you to know he fancies you.

(He’ll have to fight me off though.... )

how am i meant to know who dis issss???? "

"Handsome" - not me then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread attracts the hottest women. I'm so pleased with myself

I’m just pleased you’ve worked out how to keep the mattress dry "

What you on about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen up Ducklings My hilarious, and frankly stunning mate asked me to tell you that your profile makes her quackers any chance they like lasses of the flame-haired variety?

Oh you lucky ducks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LVM.

My mate said fit bod and that they would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right this will mot be obvious who sent this at all haha but my brother in abs says...

can you let CuriousCats know that I would absolutely love to take up her offer of cumming on her lips until it's running over her tits.

"

This kitty loves cream

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Holdyoudown41, my sexy lady friend says.....

Oh yes! Holdmedown

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Naughty and handsome, I have a gorgeous friend who definitely believes you have....

The lips of seduction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey NSP, my gorgeous mate (I seem to have a lot of those recently ) says she wants to smoosh you in snuggles and cuddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holaaaa my cute CuriousCats, the fittest friend I have on fab, has said

tell curious cats does she want to swallow my load after shes had LVMs

*Ummm... please can i watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LVM.

My mate said fit bod and that they would "

Oreo? It was Oreo wasn't it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"LVM.

My mate said fit bod and that they would

Oreo? It was Oreo wasn't it?"

Why you gotta make it awkward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LVM.

My mate said fit bod and that they would

Oreo? It was Oreo wasn't it?"

. It actually wasn’t

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"Naughty and handsome, I have a gorgeous friend who definitely believes you have....

The lips of seduction"

Only one way to find out if that statement is true. They'd best come tell me themselves

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

CuriousCats

A simply gorgeous lady would like you to know that she’s having a little party this weekend, and could use a fellow redhead to come cause mischief.. And sit on her face, of course...

Lucky lady! If you need another guest.... I’m around. Just saying

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hey NSP, my gorgeous mate (I seem to have a lot of those recently ) says she wants to smoosh you in snuggles and cuddles

"

Tell her to get her fine arse here then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Holaaaa my cute CuriousCats, the fittest friend I have on fab, has said

tell curious cats does she want to swallow my load after shes had LVMs

*Ummm... please can i watch? "

Why don’t I just make myself all pretty, sit on my knees and take all the cum I want from you pretty boys

Quack can clean me up between facials

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"oioi Little Posh One, my mate said

ask posh.. In for the cowboys but how about Indians lol"

I've never tried.....

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Quicksplat - a very handsome gentleman would like you to know he fancies you.

(He’ll have to fight me off though.... )

how am i meant to know who dis issss???? "

My lips are sealed .... sorry my lovely!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"CuriousCats

A simply gorgeous lady would like you to know that she’s having a little party this weekend, and could use a fellow redhead to come cause mischief.. And sit on her face, of course...

Lucky lady! If you need another guest.... I’m around. Just saying "

Christ I’m popular today haha! I’ll always make time for a certain other redhead

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Oooh Nora, my gorgeous, fit mate says that she adores you and she wishes the two of you could go for a drink and a good chat. And maybe more ...

Bloody Nora! You lucky girl

If this is who I think it is we are!! "

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I’m in. Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 22/07/20 16:53:10]"

Hey no tackey backsies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooh Nora, my gorgeous, fit mate says that she adores you and she wishes the two of you could go for a drink and a good chat. And maybe more ...

Bloody Nora! You lucky girl

If this is who I think it is we are!!

"

Oh it wasn’t! We need to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can the three ladies who sent messages for me last night say hello dammit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Holaaaa my cute CuriousCats, the fittest friend I have on fab, has said

tell curious cats does she want to swallow my load after shes had LVMs

*Ummm... please can i watch?

Why don’t I just make myself all pretty, sit on my knees and take all the cum I want from you pretty boys

Quack can clean me up between facials "

Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LVM.

My mate said fit bod and that they would

Oreo? It was Oreo wasn't it?

. It actually wasn’t "

Oooh, spill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Holaaaa my cute CuriousCats, the fittest friend I have on fab, has said

tell curious cats does she want to swallow my load after shes had LVMs

*Ummm... please can i watch?

Why don’t I just make myself all pretty, sit on my knees and take all the cum I want from you pretty boys

Quack can clean me up between facials "

Wow

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can the three ladies who sent messages for me last night say hello dammit "

Are you sure they're all here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LVM.

My mate said fit bod and that they would

Oreo? It was Oreo wasn't it?

. It actually wasn’t

Oooh, spill "

I never spill!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one for Nora, lovely booby mate says even if drinking and dancing isn't an option yet she's still sure we will have an amazing time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LVM.

My mate said fit bod and that they would

Oreo? It was Oreo wasn't it?

. It actually wasn’t

Oooh, spill

I never spill! "

Then tell 'em to make themselves known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another one for Nora, lovely booby mate says even if drinking and dancing isn't an option yet she's still sure we will have an amazing time.

"

Ah we sure will. Can’t wait

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Oooh Nora, my gorgeous, fit mate says that she adores you and she wishes the two of you could go for a drink and a good chat. And maybe more ...

Bloody Nora! You lucky girl

If this is who I think it is we are!!

Oh it wasn’t! We need to "

Absolutely we do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Holaaaa my cute CuriousCats, the fittest friend I have on fab, has said

tell curious cats does she want to swallow my load after shes had LVMs

*Ummm... please can i watch?

Why don’t I just make myself all pretty, sit on my knees and take all the cum I want from you pretty boys

Quack can clean me up between facials

Wow "

Yes please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OREO, my totally innocent mate was wondering if you'd found a plumber yet?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Mr Monkey, my sexy as hell and gorgeous as all get out mate says, and I quote....

"It's about time we met properly"

She does it sexier than I do...

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

DiamondCougar my beautiful friend says

would you please tell Diamond Cougar that she is one sexy classy lady and your mate would love to get to know her a whole lot better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Special delivery for Louanna Jo! My said she's heading ooop norf soon for cocktails and whatever else you had in mind.

Saucy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OREO, my totally innocent mate was wondering if you'd found a plumber yet?"

Why do I need a plumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OREO, my totally innocent mate was wondering if you'd found a plumber yet?

Why do I need a plumber "

Drippy tap?

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Special delivery for Louanna Jo! My said she's heading ooop norf soon for cocktails and whatever else you had in mind.

Saucy "

I hope this is who I want it to be...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im hungover and reading these....ive literally no idea whats going on hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Louanna Jo!!

One of those sexy male pals of mine wants to bite your bum!!

I don’t blame him. Can I have a nibble too?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Louanna Jo, you sassy siren, my sexy mate says you're very hot indeed and he likes what he's seeing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OREO, my totally innocent mate was wondering if you'd found a plumber yet?

Why do I need a plumber

Drippy tap? "

I cant remember what I had for breakfast mate let alone a convo yesterday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm out now. Enjoy everyone

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Mr Monkey my lovely friend says

Forget the other messages I’m the one you want sat on your lap

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Louanna Jo!!

One of those sexy male pals of mine wants to bite your bum!!

I don’t blame him. Can I have a nibble too? "

Shall I pop some whipped cream on my bum cheek first?

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Ooo count me in for this fun gossip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If nobody has said Nippy yet, they should do....

I'm always in from afar....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Louanna Jo!!

One of those sexy male pals of mine wants to bite your bum!!

I don’t blame him. Can I have a nibble too?

Shall I pop some whipped cream on my bum cheek first? "

I’ve said before, this kitty loves cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Special delivery for Louanna Jo! My said she's heading ooop norf soon for cocktails and whatever else you had in mind.

Saucy

I hope this is who I want it to be... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Holaaaa my cute CuriousCats, the fittest friend I have on fab, has said

tell curious cats does she want to swallow my load after shes had LVMs

*Ummm... please can i watch?

Why don’t I just make myself all pretty, sit on my knees and take all the cum I want from you pretty boys

Quack can clean me up between facials

Wow

Yes please. "

Good girl

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Louanna Jo, you sassy siren, my sexy mate says you're very hot indeed and he likes what he's seeing"

who??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi oi Nipples..

My sexbomb mate (as declared by the Tom Jones himself) has said

Are you free this evening? I have a peach that needs eating

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

Nippy... a very naughty lady would like to put you over her knee and spank you...

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby


"Listen up Ducklings My hilarious, and frankly stunning mate asked me to tell you that your profile makes her quackers any chance they like lasses of the flame-haired variety?

Oh you lucky ducks"

I hope I guess right in who this might be and we do like the flame haired variety , just pm us please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh wildblonde!!

A lovely mate of mine wants to know where you’ve been all his life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Monkey my lovely friend says

Forget the other messages I’m the one you want sat on your lap"

Can she sit on my face as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LouannaJo!! You beautiful minx!

My mate would like you to know that he thinks that you have an absolutely fantastic ass!!!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Nippy my stunning friend asks

Can you ask Nippy if I can peg him after he’s knocked my back doors in

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"DiamondCougar my beautiful friend says

would you please tell Diamond Cougar that she is one sexy classy lady and your mate would love to get to know her a whole lot better"

Inbox me please you never know!

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

Sure, let's give this ago.... i might even get something this time round!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops sorry. Got distracted!

Mr Monkey.

My mate would like to lick your thighs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wild blonde.

My mate said you have an amazing figure and he would love to meet you.

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"LouannaJo!! You beautiful minx!

My mate would like you to know that he thinks that you have an absolutely fantastic ass!!! "

He can lick whipped cream off it too, if he likes...

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south


"Quicksplat - a very handsome gentleman would like you to know he fancies you.

(He’ll have to fight me off though.... ) "

or have all his birthdays come at once by joining in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Nippy, my sexy mate says she's neither angry nor happy, but she is pretty sure you could change one of those things for her if you want to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, although I have no idea what this about lol

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I’m in. No idea what it is. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great game mate.

I will add some pics but in the meantime happy to be a messenger/mate for anyone......

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm in, although I have no idea what this about lol"

It's quite easy.... 1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hey, badboybesty, you hunk.

My very sexy mate says..... She likes your beard.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh up CuriousCats and NSP

my mate said..

Threesome?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No filters here if any of my male mates want me to pass on a message to all these lovely ladies in the thread..,,

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Eh up CuriousCats and NSP

my mate said..

Threesome? "

Let's do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in, although I have no idea what this about lol

It's quite easy.... 1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!"

Got it, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give it a go lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eh up CuriousCats and NSP

my mate said..

Threesome?

Let's do it "

Fucking right I’m in!!

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south


"Hey, badboybesty, you hunk.

My very sexy mate says..... She likes your beard..... "

You can tell your mate that she is welcome to let it tickle her but hole while my tongue is busy tasting her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nippy, my sexy mate says she's neither angry nor happy, but she is pretty sure you could change one of those things for her if you want to.

"

Angry sex.....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nippy my stunning friend asks

Can you ask Nippy if I can peg him after he’s knocked my back doors in "

Always...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nippy... a very naughty lady would like to put you over her knee and spank you... "

Have I been bad....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi _ucklings, my mate says he fancies your mrs and would love to join you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi oi Nipples..

My sexbomb mate (as declared by the Tom Jones himself) has said

Are you free this evening? I have a peach that needs eating "

Send peach! Always free for her....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LJ my mate said to send vag it’s been way too long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi oi the Nora, my fit mate said

Ask Nora the explorer if she needs a safety pin to keep her skirt up untill she gets to mine!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oreo, LVM and Nippy, my sexy as fuck mate says if you'd be so kind to pop round, she's got a few things that need sorting out, including a leaky tap end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the sexiest Louanna I've ever seen, an equally gorgeous mate has said

Can you tell Luanna Jo, she has an amazing body and I love her outfits x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oreo, LVM and Nippy, my sexy as fuck mate says if you'd be so kind to pop round, she's got a few things that need sorting out, including a leaky tap end "

I'll bring a huge plug then I guess....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi oi the Nora, my fit mate said

Ask Nora the explorer if she needs a safety pin to keep her skirt up untill she gets to mine! "

Oooh and where’s yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely in!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Quack, baby. Get your cute little honey over to my lap and have a listen. My sexy bumhole of a buddy says he's really jealous of your tattoos.

Clearly I kinda because, yeah yeah. But he got all serious and said...

"No, I mean actually properly jealous because they get to permanently touch her beautiful perfect body...."

Baby. He's got it baaaaaad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oreo, LVM and Nippy, my sexy as fuck mate says if you'd be so kind to pop round, she's got a few things that need sorting out, including a leaky tap end

I'll bring a huge plug then I guess.... "

What am I meant to do with this plug then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Bloody Nora, my box is filling up for you

My sexy mate said

Can you tell nora that I’d love to wear her underwear as a mask whilst I’m riding her like a Wild West outlaw rides his horse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all ........ in to forward a few messages if needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nora man, you going to start paying for my time here?

My sexy mate from earlier, wants to say

let nora know its only a short 90 miles away, but happy to meet half way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quack, baby. Get your cute little honey over to my lap and have a listen. My sexy bumhole of a buddy says he's really jealous of your tattoos.

Clearly I kinda because, yeah yeah. But he got all serious and said...

"No, I mean actually properly jealous because they get to permanently touch her beautiful perfect body...."

Baby. He's got it baaaaaad "

Oh your mate has a way with words my girl reveal yourself please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oreo, LVM and Nippy, my sexy as fuck mate says if you'd be so kind to pop round, she's got a few things that need sorting out, including a leaky tap end

I'll bring a huge plug then I guess....

What am I meant to do with this plug then? "

Remove it and insert your giant penis....?

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I’m in, if it’s not too late for a little one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oreo, LVM and Nippy, my sexy as fuck mate says if you'd be so kind to pop round, she's got a few things that need sorting out, including a leaky tap end

I'll bring a huge plug then I guess....

What am I meant to do with this plug then?

Remove it and insert your giant penis....? "

Ah gotcha, thanks

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Quack, baby. Get your cute little honey over to my lap and have a listen. My sexy bumhole of a buddy says he's really jealous of your tattoos.

Clearly I kinda because, yeah yeah. But he got all serious and said...

"No, I mean actually properly jealous because they get to permanently touch her beautiful perfect body...."

Baby. He's got it baaaaaad

Oh your mate has a way with words my girl reveal yourself please x"

You want me to reveal myself? Like in public?

Oh. You meant my mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quack, baby. Get your cute little honey over to my lap and have a listen. My sexy bumhole of a buddy says he's really jealous of your tattoos.

Clearly I kinda because, yeah yeah. But he got all serious and said...

"No, I mean actually properly jealous because they get to permanently touch her beautiful perfect body...."

Baby. He's got it baaaaaad

Oh your mate has a way with words my girl reveal yourself please x

You want me to reveal myself? Like in public?

Oh. You meant my mate "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck... Already had to have 3 lady wanks today ... Fuck it, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quack, baby. Get your cute little honey over to my lap and have a listen. My sexy bumhole of a buddy says he's really jealous of your tattoos.

Clearly I kinda because, yeah yeah. But he got all serious and said...

"No, I mean actually properly jealous because they get to permanently touch her beautiful perfect body...."

Baby. He's got it baaaaaad

Oh your mate has a way with words my girl reveal yourself please x

You want me to reveal myself? Like in public?

Oh. You meant my mate "

You broke up my beautiful message with your filth....!

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Not entirely sure how this works but looks like fun, so I’m in

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Quack, baby. Get your cute little honey over to my lap and have a listen. My sexy bumhole of a buddy says he's really jealous of your tattoos.

Clearly I kinda because, yeah yeah. But he got all serious and said...

"No, I mean actually properly jealous because they get to permanently touch her beautiful perfect body...."

Baby. He's got it baaaaaad

Oh your mate has a way with words my girl reveal yourself please x

You want me to reveal myself? Like in public?

Oh. You meant my mate

You broke up my beautiful message with your filth....! "

I made your message into a tale of a beautiful love by adding background. Trust me, its working

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Fuck... Already had to have 3 lady wanks today ... Fuck it, I'm in"

Boobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eh up CuriousCats and NSP

my mate said..

Threesome? "

Surely 4-somes are more fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quack, baby. Get your cute little honey over to my lap and have a listen. My sexy bumhole of a buddy says he's really jealous of your tattoos.

Clearly I kinda because, yeah yeah. But he got all serious and said...

"No, I mean actually properly jealous because they get to permanently touch her beautiful perfect body...."

Baby. He's got it baaaaaad

Oh your mate has a way with words my girl reveal yourself please x

You want me to reveal myself? Like in public?

Oh. You meant my mate

You broke up my beautiful message with your filth....!

I made your message into a tale of a beautiful love by adding background. Trust me, its working "

Hell yes it's working.

PS.. Yes I want you revealing yourself to me in public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck... Already had to have 3 lady wanks today ... Fuck it, I'm in

Boobs? "

SEND BOOBS... Fuck. I love your boobs... I might become your mistress and have you send them to me everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Mr Monkey!! Special delivery just for you!

A beautiful lady friend of mine would like to monkey around with you!

I don’t blame her really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck... Already had to have 3 lady wanks today ... Fuck it, I'm in

Boobs?

SEND BOOBS... Fuck. I love your boobs... I might become your mistress and have you send them to me everyday "

Urmmm.. Where does one send their cv for you to consider, mistress? Asking for a mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck... Already had to have 3 lady wanks today ... Fuck it, I'm in

Boobs?

SEND BOOBS... Fuck. I love your boobs... I might become your mistress and have you send them to me everyday "

I’d also like to apply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck... Already had to have 3 lady wanks today ... Fuck it, I'm in

Boobs?

SEND BOOBS... Fuck. I love your boobs... I might become your mistress and have you send them to me everyday

Urmmm.. Where does one send their cv for you to consider, mistress? Asking for a mate "

Ooofftt get it in my box you sexy MF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck... Already had to have 3 lady wanks today ... Fuck it, I'm in

Boobs?

SEND BOOBS... Fuck. I love your boobs... I might become your mistress and have you send them to me everyday

I’d also like to apply "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My insatiably sexy poolside mate says:

"Please tell midnight fetish

3 lady wanks is not enough... let me tie you up and keep the party going"

Is it actually wanking if someone else is involved....?

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By *andystick72Man
over a year ago

kinky Street

I'll play

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"LJ my mate said to send vag it’s been way too long "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck... Already had to have 3 lady wanks today ... Fuck it, I'm in

Boobs?

SEND BOOBS... Fuck. I love your boobs... I might become your mistress and have you send them to me everyday

I’d also like to apply "

Love those legs hippy - I mean, my friend loves those legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nora man, you going to start paying for my time here?

My sexy mate from earlier, wants to say

let nora know its only a short 90 miles away, but happy to meet half way"

Oh goodness who’s this? I shall have to look

on a map and see if I can guess

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...

[Removed by poster at 22/07/20 18:27:33]

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby


"Hi _ucklings, my mate says he fancies your mrs and would love to join you "

Who’s your mate xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LJ my mate said to send vag it’s been way too long

"

I Think he deserves it LJ but that’s just my opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nipples man I'm going to start charging you aswell.. frigging PA is my name apparently

But my sexy friend said

Please ask Nippy if he fancies fucking my face?

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