FabSwingers.com forum: Status updates

By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Fabbers

What status updates wind you up?

For me it’s ‘man looking for women’.

I see red when I read it.

Be nice please.

Bhubaysi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can anyone recommend a good clock shop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cryptic ones where someone’s obviously having a dig at someone. It’s getting more and more like Facebook. PM me Hun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can anyone recommend a good clock shop?"

cock shop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can anyone recommend a good clock shop?

cock shop?

Cock shop? Where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This place is shit I'm leaving"

Well go on then, no need to announce it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ones where someone is having a whinge about other people / sly digs / general moaning.. This isn't Facebook hun. No one is going to 'PM you to talk about it'.. air your grievance elsewhere because its not for fab is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need to blow my load in a mouth"

"Need to dump my cum in someone"

"In (such a such hotel) who is coming over now"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Need to blow my load in a mouth"

"Need to dump my cum in someone"

"In (such a such hotel) who is coming over now""

Need my balls draining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Constantly getting asked if they’re my knickers, am I hard in them, do I wank in them, does your wife know and will you post them to me.

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

You know who you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I'm so bored"

Mostly posted by young men

I find it extremely sad on lots of levels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can anyone recommend a good clock shop?

cock shop?

Cock shop? Where? "

There. Can't you see it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" I'm so bored"

Mostly posted by young men

I find it extremely sad on lots of levels"

Yep was about to say that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can anyone recommend a good clock shop?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoop whoop

Nom nom nom

Role (sic) something or other

Say hi if you’re going

Anything with hot tub in the narrative

Can’t wait

The list is endless but that said I am easily annoyed!

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

The ones that say this site is shit well fuck off then.And the ones that say am bored well leave if its that boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""This place is shit I'm leaving"

Well go on then, no need to announce it"

Makes a mental note!

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Nothing really. If I don’t understand it or it’s just plane silly then it’s not for me so just disregard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ones that say this site is shit well fuck off then.And the ones that say am bored well leave if its that boring

Another mental note!

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Site supporter subscription is running out. Sad smiley

I have xxx messages in my inbox. Please be patient guys.

Plz don't b boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ones that say this site is shit well fuck off then.And the ones that say am bored well leave if its that boring

I love the Mancunian diplomacy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Looking for Charlie” usually on a Friday post watershed

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Anyone want to help me with this hard cock?

Balls need draining any ladies free?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Heavy cummer here with a big load’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone know of [insert tradesperson] they can recommend.

Code for I want a job doing and I cannot pay but in kind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Looking for Charlie” usually on a Friday post watershed

I have seen this request on a Monday afternoon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rants, claiming the site is full of fakes, moaning that women are shy, asking for dr**s, a whole load of status’ annoy me

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m annoyed with all statuses full stop including my own lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disrespectful prats on here make me want to leave Fab! If you are ‘genuine’ then practise it! If not leave me the hell alone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" I'm so bored"

Mostly posted by young men

I find it extremely sad on lots of levels"

This - I believe only boring people get bored

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Hard and horny, need a hot pussy, who's free?

Be honest guys, have any women actually ever responded to this? Or is it, as I suspect, just "Fab straight" men that reply?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This place is shite

So you click on they profile noting write and one or 2 pics normal a small dick maybe a pick in boxers thats it

And I just think yip honey no wonder this place is shit for you with a profile like that and pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their status, their profile!

Message them if you feel it's personal or comical to express a _iew!

Anything that violates discrimination, report!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" I'm so bored"

Mostly posted by young men

I find it extremely sad on lots of levels

This - I believe only boring people get bored

I think lockdown changed this!

Someone like me who is usually always busy, always got something to look forward to or out and about somewhere, got very bored during lockdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hard and horny, need a hot pussy, who's free?

Be honest guys, have any women actually ever responded to this? Or is it, as I suspect, just "Fab straight" men that reply? "

....this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" I'm so bored"

Mostly posted by young men

I find it extremely sad on lots of levels

This - I believe only boring people get bored

The society we live in, to some degree, expects you to be doing something all the time. And not just anything but something meaningful and useful.

You have to learn to embrace the boredom then it stops being boredom and just time to yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" I'm so bored"

Mostly posted by young men

I find it extremely sad on lots of levels

This - I believe only boring people get bored

Intelligent people do not get bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" I'm so bored"

Mostly posted by young men

I find it extremely sad on lots of levels

This - I believe only boring people get bored

Intelligent people do not get bored

Scientifically proven the other way round as we need more to keep us stimulated

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

I have been captured and am trapped in a sealed box. Oxygen levels running low. Can hear two male voices. Possibly Eastern European or Arabic. Support required ASAP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" I'm so bored"

Mostly posted by young men

I find it extremely sad on lots of levels

This - I believe only boring people get bored

Intelligent people do not get bored

Scientifically proven the other way round as we need more to keep us stimulated

I like the way you used we

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" I'm so bored"

Mostly posted by young men

I find it extremely sad on lots of levels

This - I believe only boring people get bored

Intelligent people do not get bored

Scientifically proven the other way round as we need more to keep us stimulated

I would say it's inconclusive. If you are constantly seeking something new then boredom will set in (extroverts, thrill seekers).

More introverted people may get less bored because they are okay with sitting with their thoughts.

I rarely get bored in my own company but I do get bored with people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pay virtually no attention to them. None of it bothers me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been captured and am trapped in a sealed box. Oxygen levels running low. Can hear two male voices. Possibly Eastern European or Arabic. Support required ASAP. "

Stop doing stuff to conserve oxygen

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By *ovestolickclitsMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

Am leaving as not what it used to be

Who wants to but me a site supporter as it's running out?

Who wants to spoil me from my wishlist?

Buy my onlyfans (or similar)

Must have a pic, no pics of (insert here type they don't like), must be a site supporter, must have verifications, mustn't be a silhouette (yet they have none of what they're asking for lol

)

Just to name a few lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabbers

What status updates wind you up?

For me it’s ‘man looking for women’.

I see red when I read it.

Be nice please.

Bhubaysi "

Be nice! Please....

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

They dont wind me up ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They dont wind me up ,"

This^

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Sunday to Thursday I work till 2am, so if I’m browsing the site at finishing time you see the following;

Fed up of this site.

They’re all fake these women on here.

Anyone up (generally missing the ?)

420 or looking for ....to enhance their performance.

I’m in (postcode) need to unload into a hot mouth, pussy, ass etc...

I’m leaving.

Who’s up (nope still no ? at the end of the sentence)

It’s shite this site (at least that one rhymes)

Then I get messages, asking if I’m meeting or dressed or cam fun ....

Then I go to sleep.

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By *lasphemouscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

Sly petty digs, shows a lot about the person.

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Do you like my [body part shown in photo]? Fab if you'd like to [perform a sex act on it]!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no site supporter is running out, is anyone kind enough to gift me it?" - It's £5 :-/

ALL CAPS STATUSES

"Would you buy my underwear, just curious" - Very blatantly selling underwear.

Statuses advertising premium snapchat.

Statuses asking for drugs.

Constant complaints about fab.

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By *aradisecircusMan
over a year ago

Derry

Fed up with this site and leaving ... 18 hours ago

... Online Now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone know of [insert tradesperson] they can recommend.

Code for I want a job doing and I cannot pay but in kind!"

Have to admit I'm guilty of a status or two like this but I've done it as it's been an emergency and I don't have oodles of cash for extortionate call out charges but I have always paid for work in hard cash and then an added bonus of a blow job if there was a spark to do so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status updates don't annoy me anymore, I just ignore their crappy comments. There are some flipping corkers though that make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone know of [insert tradesperson] they can recommend.

Code for I want a job doing and I cannot pay but in kind!

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"ALL CAPS STATUSES"

There's a prolific updater local to me whose entire profile is in all caps. Argh.

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By *otfabcouple2017Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"only contact if genuine, tired of fakes" from a very obviously fake account! Lol

See so many!

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

London

“Oh my site supporters pass has run out, probably leave the site unless someone will be nice enough to buy one for me!”

Or anything else financially beggy. I recently messaged an 18 year old supposedly “girl” and said “You’re still only a kid, go ask your dad!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They dont wind me up ,"

Then you as chilled as an Ibiza sunset

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

London

"“Oh my site supporters pass has run out, probably leave the site unless someone will be nice enough to buy one for me!”

Or anything else financially beggy. I recently messaged an 18 year old supposedly “girl” and said “You’re still only a kid, go ask your dad!”

Isn’t it odd how they’re all athletic and submissive?

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

London

“Thanks for last night you were amazing!” Erm but you’ve been a member for 2 hours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" I'm so bored"

Mostly posted by young men

I find it extremely sad on lots of levels

This - I believe only boring people get bored

I think lockdown changed this!

Someone like me who is usually always busy, always got something to look forward to or out and about somewhere, got very bored during lockdown"

We were lucky enough not to have time to be bored. Both worked full time throughout and got lots of jobs done in the house and garden that we usually don't find the time to do

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside

"You know who you are "

this

And the ones were people cryptically write a thank you to their latest conquests...ie "thanks for last night...you know who you are" and "roll on the weekend, cant wait to get my hands on you!"

we get it....its a swing site!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cryptic ones where someone’s obviously having a dig at someone. It’s getting more and more like Facebook. PM me Hun.

The non cryptic would get them a ban obviously;-)

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

they don't wind me up as such, some have me

or cringing

What does vex me somewhat is if one of the status writers then contacts me.

Example

Status: need my balls draining who's up for the job?

And then I receive a message from blue balled owner wanting to know if I'm free.

*sigh*

Sometimes my left eyebrow heads skyward, my head doth tilt and the words "cheeeeeeeky cunt" enter my head in a really high pitched squeak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status updates that are really covertly seeking attention... things like:

Can't believe that happened

That's really pissed me off

Etc...

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

X amount of sleeps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mostly single guys with the old ‘fab is shite... I’m leaving’ or ‘same old fab don’t know why I bother coming on’. Doesn’t annoy as much as makes me think

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside

"Status updates that are really covertly seeking attention... things like:

Can't believe that happened

That's really pissed me off

Etc..."

Yeap....its like 'vague booking' on facebook "checks into the local hospital" an no explanation

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside

"X amount of sleeps

forgot about that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Status updates that are really covertly seeking attention... things like:

Can't believe that happened

That's really pissed me off

Etc...

Yeap....its like 'vague booking' on facebook "checks into the local hospital" an no explanation "

Exactly this!

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"X amount of sleeps

forgot about that one!"

is it Friday yet?

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside

"X amount of sleeps

forgot about that one!

is it Friday yet? "

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

“I get loads of messages... can’t reply to all”

“Why can’t people red profiles?!”

Same as most tbh. Any kind of ranting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/07/20 12:52:27]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a status browse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 'checking mail' and it still has not been read 3 weeks later.

I won't say wind me up but does make me laugh

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

London

That status that every woman has up every day or night

“Send me a WANNA FUCK message at 2am when you’re 20 mile away Because I have nothing better to do and I’ll drop everything I did have planned ...flooded with dick pictures but whatever you do I DONT WANNA SEE YOUR FACE. It’s only your cock I’m interested in”

Come on girls us men ain’t just pieces of meat we like to converse and cuddle you know ......a connection???

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By *ot kevinMan
over a year ago

Suffolk / Essex border

"Fabbers

What status updates wind you up?

For me it’s ‘man looking for women’.

I see red when I read it.

Be nice please.

Bhubaysi "

Ones that say "looking for a sugar daddy..."

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

I don’t read anyone’s statuses for this reason.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

'Had extension put on palace , filled the moat with shabunkins'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I like them. Gives an insight into their character

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By *tockport 69Couple
over a year ago

Stockport

chating to couples for week about a meet .and don't turn up 2 having to block biman we don't meet them ever.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

I’ve noticed some asking for lifts and some hinting on about selling knickers and the usual desperate druggy types asking for snow or powder

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

the mood im in all of the above!

Mainly the "I need to empty my balls inside a pussy"

"Heavy cummer wants to offload in your mouth"

No thanks ta-ra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sly petty digs, shows a lot about the person."

Isn't that.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cryptic ones where someone’s obviously having a dig at someone. It’s getting more and more like Facebook. PM me Hun.

Haha this

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Party invites for couples or single women only, not all single guys are twats (I may be for posting this however)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the mood im in all of the above!

Mainly the "I need to empty my balls inside a pussy"

"Heavy cummer wants to offload in your mouth"

No thanks ta-ra

Uuggfhhh nasssty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really hope the hot girl I seen in asda just now is on fab. Or some such crap

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By *manda63Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

All of the above, plus ours too probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something nauseatingly inspirational:

'Look to the stars. They sparkle.'

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Cryptic ones where someone’s obviously having a dig at someone. It’s getting more and more like Facebook. PM me Hun.

I agree with you there!!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Drama llamas who post their every thought - and you’ve no idea what it means or who it’s aimed at! I suspect a lot of users take umbridge thinking it may be them. It’s a great way to lose friends!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will fill in later"

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

"Something nauseatingly inspirational:

'Look to the stars. They sparkle.'

You should see my ex's gaff. Instructions on how to feel/behave on every wall/cushion/mug/coaster/duvet/pillow/candle.

*boke*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something nauseatingly inspirational:

'Look to the stars. They sparkle.'

You should see my ex's gaff. Instructions on how to feel/behave on every wall/cushion/mug/coaster/duvet/pillow/candle.

*boke*"

Actually I might change mine to that later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Site supporter subscription is running out. Sad smiley

I have xxx messages in my inbox. Please be patient guys.

Plz don't b boring"

Usually people who say don't be boring are pretty boring themselves.

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

Cryptic ones or the mega negative ones or the "me so horny" ones come on flower this not a 1980's Vietnam war film

What winds me up more is really old photos and bio's that don't reflect what the person or couples are looking for

Don't have any issue what so ever if the bio says don't do old/fat/smelly people at least they've said what they want/don't want

I mean if I want to spend time investigating I'll join Derbyshire CSI team !

Also please please please spend more than 10 seconds on your photos as I spend more time looking at the decor than the person in some and half the time I feel like that Lawrence fella off changing rooms thinking "well I wouldn't have put that lamp with those colours

Ray

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

"Do I stay or shall I go"

Just go, no one really cares

"My site supporter is about run out, who will get me one"

Stop being a scrounger and get it yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see them more of a sign hung on the front gate, giving you perhaps an insight into what the person is like beyond the gate(so to speak), so rather than let them wind me up, I think they can be used to ones advantage, just my opinion

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I see them more of a sign hung on the front gate, giving you perhaps an insight into what the person is like beyond the gate(so to speak), so rather than let them wind me up, I think they can be used to ones advantage, just my opinion

Man looking for women is terrible ! Has he checked under the mulberry bush!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

That’s actually a very good way of looking at it!

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

That’s actually a very good way of looking at it! "

Sign on front gate saying ‘heavy cummer’ lol

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

That’s actually a very good way of looking at it!

Sign on front gate saying ‘heavy cummer’ lol"

Reply with ...” are we talking pint or shot glass”

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Hung over and horny

or this warm weather is making me horny

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Hung over and horny

or this warm weather is making me horny "

Hate that too.

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By *9 kisses.Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

I dislike the one's that say,

"I hate it when mother nature calls"

Really don't want to know that but thanks anyway,

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I dislike the one's that say,

"I hate it when mother nature calls"

Really don't want to know that but thanks anyway, "

But it helps because you know you don't want to meet them that week. So really they're doing you a favour with their honesty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"looking for sum fun". If I was still at school I'd send them my maths homework.

"Looking 4 fun" in general.. well aren't we all dear. I'll have a lovely cup of Darjeeling while you set up the bridge table. Mmmmm fun!

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By *9 kisses.Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

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By *9 kisses.Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"I dislike the one's that say,

"I hate it when mother nature calls"

Really don't want to know that but thanks anyway,

But it helps because you know you don't want to meet them that week. So really they're doing you a favour with their honesty "

Or why can't they say just messaging this week not meeting, much better,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ones where someone is having a whinge about other people / sly digs / general moaning.. This isn't Facebook hun. No one is going to 'PM you to talk about it'.. air your grievance elsewhere because its not for fab is it

I had one of those sorts of status'about me... Apparently messaging briefly over two days constituted as endless messaging and that's not what he was here for.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I dislike the one's that say,

"I hate it when mother nature calls"

Really don't want to know that but thanks anyway,

But it helps because you know you don't want to meet them that week. So really they're doing you a favour with their honesty

Or why can't they say just messaging this week not meeting, much better, "

But they may still be meeting but not announcing it in case people look down their noses at them, find them disgusting or some kind of sub-human because their bodies are doing something completely natural.

There's plenty into period play.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Doesn’t wind me up as such but my updates are mostly men just being gossipy. Like what pub they are in. Their balls are full and who is going to suck them? Their wife is out, they’ve gone to work etc etc.

And not one of them has a cock pic.

If you’re going to intrigue me then at least show me a cock pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doesn’t wind me up as such but my updates are mostly men just being gossipy. Like what pub they are in. Their balls are full and who is going to suck them? Their wife is out, they’ve gone to work etc etc.

And not one of them has a cock pic.

If you’re going to intrigue me then at least show me a cock pic."

Perhaps you should let the men know which pub to go to and they can have a good gossip and sort themselves out

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By *ala12345TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

“Thanks for all your help, you know who you are” - so dramatic. Sounds like an Oscar acceptance speech.

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I dislike the one's that say,

"I hate it when mother nature calls"

Really don't want to know that but thanks anyway, "

I dislike this too! IMO periods are a private part of a woman’s life! TMI is the term for it..

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By *andystick72Man
over a year ago

kinky Street

"Cryptic ones where someone’s obviously having a dig at someone. It’s getting more and more like Facebook. PM me Hun.

Tottally agree with this comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabbers

What status updates wind you up?

For me it’s ‘man looking for women’.

I see red when I read it.

Be nice please.

Bhubaysi "

Definitely the ‘I’m bored’ and ‘why won’t you women talk to me?’ With blank profiles so nothing to go on to even start a conversation with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I first read the title I was like "which statue now....?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont think any make me see red or get wound up. Why?

There are some rather bizarre and weird ones though...I wonder about these people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no one on my looking for so I get no local status updates at all! A few of my hotlist keep me entertained with pictures and so their words would never annoy me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Need to blow my load in a mouth"

"Need to dump my cum in someone"

"In (such a such hotel) who is coming over now"

Need my balls draining

Must be a very bad infection if that's needed "

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

any form of drama makes me smile

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

nothing I see irritates me

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

In [insert place] with time to kill but no way of doing it. Anyone got any ideas? (I always want to say have a wank then watch a film)

This place is full of cranks (possibly not... just ppl that have said no to you)

Etc etc. I'm a crank though

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By *he witch returnsWoman
over a year ago

somewhere over the rainbow in SW Devon

Women who love drawing attention to themselves by asking people to fab their pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've bulk deleted my 500 messages by accident, please message again!

Ffs use your filters.

There currently seems to be a lot of, 'can you deliver 420' and 'anyone got '.

No idea who this Charlie fella is, but he seems popular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BINGO!

I think I've got house on Status Update bingo...

Fluffy bunnies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely life is too short to be wound up by status updates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely life is too short to be wound up by status updates

Yes but after reading this thread it certainly makes them funnier...

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Has any one said fab my pics? Makes me laugh when I see that I think bless them they need to ask for fabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that talk about how shit fab is.

If you don’t like it, just leave already and quit clogging up my feed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has any one said fab my pics? Makes me laugh when I see that I think bless them they need to ask for fabs

FAB MY ANUS plz Matt....

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Has any one said fab my pics? Makes me laugh when I see that I think bless them they need to ask for fabs

FAB MY ANUS plz Matt....

"
done

nice bum btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has any one said fab my pics? Makes me laugh when I see that I think bless them they need to ask for fabs

FAB MY ANUS plz Matt....

Double dare you to put that as your status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“ Bored at work “

Why not do some work?

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"The ones that talk about how shit fab is.

If you don’t like it, just leave already and quit clogging up my feed

Don’t hold back lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont read them.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ones that talk about how shit fab is.

If you don’t like it, just leave already and quit clogging up my feed

Yes or having a go at others/moaning

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Am I on your hotlist?"

I know it's a forum dare, but it looks pretentious. We now take people off our hotlist when we see it

- Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Am I on your hotlist?"

I know it's a forum dare, but it looks pretentious. We now take people off our hotlist when we see it

- Mrs"

Irish Royalty!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

""Need to blow my load in a mouth"

"Need to dump my cum in someone"

"In (such a such hotel) who is coming over now"

Need my balls draining "

I'll get the big needle

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I've bulk deleted my 500 messages by accident, please message again!

Ffs use your filters.

There currently seems to be a lot of, 'can you deliver 420' and 'anyone got '.

No idea who this Charlie fella is, but he seems popular

Bulk deletes are just so ignorant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can (insert name here) message me? I'm out of age range.

Well clearly they don't want to talk to you then.

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

""Am I on your hotlist?"

I know it's a forum dare, but it looks pretentious. We now take people off our hotlist when we see it

- Mrs

Irish Royalty!"

No such thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a status browse

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I've bulk deleted my 500 messages by accident, please message again!

Bulk deletes are just so ignorant "

Oh man. I've seen multiple profiles where the status is something like "I've just bulk deleted 500 unread messages, couldn't be arsed LOL" and the profile says "If you've messaged once and I don't reply, don't message again."

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

""Am I on your hotlist?"

I know it's a forum dare, but it looks pretentious. We now take people off our hotlist when we see it

- Mrs"

I'm sorry you don't like it, but playing this game has brought me more positive attention than anything else short of physically going to a club and meeting people in the flesh.

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

""Am I on your hotlist?"

I know it's a forum dare, but it looks pretentious. We now take people off our hotlist when we see it

- Mrs

I'm sorry you don't like it, but playing this game has brought me more positive attention than anything else short of physically going to a club and meeting people in the flesh. "

Yeah I know it has its merits. We participated once shortly after we joined and got a few surprisingly nice messages. But we won't do it again as it can come across negatively on profiles who you know have notions of themselves. Just an opinion

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

“You know who you are” .zzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People putting "Friday Eve!" on a Thursday

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Skint any ideas yes get a job ya lazy fucking slob I got a ban messaging her that was worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've bulk deleted my 500 messages by accident, please message again!

Bulk deletes are just so ignorant

Thing is that it’s difficult to bulk delete ‘by accident’ so it’s just a shite way of saying ‘I’ve deleted all messages because I can’t be bothered reading them’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes and you see they on all day every day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heinz baked beans or sprouts winds me up alot. I get full of wind.

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