FabSwingers.com forum: If you were allowed any pet no exceptions what would you choose?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would have a zebra and a crocodile if i got board of the stripy oss

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A silverback gorilla or a lioness

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A silverback gorilla or a lioness

Grillies throw their shit at you! Seen it at the zoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dog all the way

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

hyacinth macaw

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Pegasus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

falcor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Polarbear...Beautiful

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By *njamesMan
over a year ago

Swindon

a penguin

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I'd still have my puss cats, but I'd have a few meerkats too - simples

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd still have my puss cats, but I'd have a few meerkats too - simples

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Meerkats would get you cheep insurance

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a penguin"

Cool very cool and if you got board you could feed it to gandis polar bear

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

For me it would be a playboy bunny or 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a giraffe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An orangutan, and his name would be "Clyde"...

.. or "The Librarian"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Miss piggy ......

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

A dragon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Skunk and a pussy cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would buy a micro pig x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Skunk and a pussy cat

Like pepe le phew and that cat he was after all the time.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"A dragon

I'll see your Dragon & raise you a Stegasaurus

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"An orangutan, and his name would be "Clyde"...

.. or "The Librarian"

Ook! The Librarian would be better, he'd bring peanuts and banananananananas.....could get Nanny Ogg to do some cooking....Carrot and Oyster pie, 2 main ingredients, 1 so you can see in the dark, t'other so you've something to look at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like to have a couple of rats, as they are really intelligent and fun to be with.

However, I do not believe the cat and dog would like them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wolf

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I quite like to have a couple of rats, as they are really intelligent and fun to be with.

However, I do not believe the cat and dog would like them.

Not even stewed with some ferret & seasoning!

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By *ll of a QuiverCouple
over a year ago

Douglas

We'd have a cat and a bird.

A Tiger and a Golden Eagle should do.

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

How about a dyathinkesaurus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about a dyathinkesaurus

Whats one of them???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We'd have a cat and a bird.

A Tiger and a Golden Eagle should do.

An eagle would be good but superram's Dragon would be great if it could breathe fire. Reminds me of the ex's mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a bengal putty cat ,, failing that a komodo dragon ,,, might scare aqway the scum around here that make my life difficult at times

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

"How about a dyathinkesaurus

Whats one of them???

A dinosaur we no eyes pmsl

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

"How about a dyathinkesaurus

Whats one of them???

A dinosaur we no eyes pmsl

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na one that hides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An orangutan, and his name would be "Clyde"...

.. or "The Librarian"

Only thing is, I'd have to make sure that no visitors use the 'm' word

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"We'd have a cat and a bird.

A Tiger and a Golden Eagle should do.

An eagle would be good but superram's Dragon would be great if it could breathe fire. Reminds me of the ex's mother

'scuse me young man but I do not believe that I have technically purchased a Dragon as yet, but may be willing to do a swap for GEMINIMAN's with my Polar Bear as it will not let me near any of my Fox's glacier mints.

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Cors I'd swap you buddy the polar bear would be good at parties for breaking the ice lol

Polar bears don't eat penguins because ther poles apart altho they do quite like the chocolate ones

I'd also like a unicorn or the flying dog thing off never ending story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black panther or leopard or lion.....think my puddycat would still scare the big cats off tho...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black panther or leopard or lion.....think my puddycat would still scare the big cats off tho...

well I ain't feeding it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black panther or leopard or lion.....think my puddycat would still scare the big cats off tho...

well I ain't feeding it

Well u feed my pussy now and she clawed ya ......a panthers nowt compared to my fearsome pussy

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"A silverback gorilla or a lioness

Grillies throw their shit at you! Seen it at the zoo

I have also seen one wiping his arse with leaves quite methodically (better that my son actually) so they can be quite good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about a dyathinkesaurus

Whats one of them???

sorry but that had me in stitches

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

A Siberian Tiger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a purple dog

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

"How about a dyathinkesaurus

Whats one of them???

sorry but that had me in stitches

I'm glad you laughed did you laugh your knickers off?

If you were wearing any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A grizzly bear, just like gentle Ben off the TV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A grizzly bear, just like gentle Ben off the TV "
a sexy,horny bi girl

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

An aadvark...have you seen the tongue on the bugger...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

something fluffy - different - not viscious - and cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have a great white shark, killer whale and a dolphin in a big pool in my back garden noone would try and brake into my house then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd have a great white shark, killer whale and a dolphin in a big pool in my back garden noone would try and brake into my house then.

yeah they would just walk round the big pool ....................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd have a great white shark, killer whale and a dolphin in a big pool in my back garden noone would try and brake into my house then.

yeah they would just walk round the big pool ....................

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they would be intersted in what's inside my pool

and once they find out what's init they will run a mile. I would train the dolphin to wet them. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about a dyathinkesaurus

Whats one of them???

sorry but that had me in stitches

I'm glad you laughed did you laugh your knickers off?

If you were wearing any

none on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a tank big enough a shark or for dry land a chimpanzee and teach it to play chess.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"a man

Beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A donkey.

With 3 legs.

Called wonky!

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Mmmmmm GI Jane eat ur heart out

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

A black palm cockatoo or a Kakapo.

Love unusual parrot species.

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

caught a couple of seconds of star trek whilst flicking channels, so here goes a Tribble, keep one as a pet and make a fortune setting up a fur coat buseness with the rest.

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"A black palm cockatoo or a Kakapo.

Love unusual parrot species. "

definately dont like kaka or poo,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a gremlin..gizmo.

maybe the female gremlin...she was hot

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"a gremlin..gizmo.

maybe the female gremlin...she was hot"

had her she wasnt all that, looked really bad once i took her out in the daytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the alien from the alien franchise

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"the alien from the alien franchise"

which one, the big momma?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a dragon or a unicorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd want a hippo, but as I dont want to share my chocolate or buy a lifetimes worth of cabbages I'm going for a giraffe instead.

When it's done with the pesky trees at the bottom of my garden I will earn cash hiring it out to friends/neighbours/ other people and at night it can sleep on my bedroom windowsill from the garden

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

It would have to be a tiger for me

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Would it be a giraffe because of it's lloonnggg tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A goat, or sheep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would live to have the space and the spare time to own a couple of Alaskan Malamutes or Bernese Mountain Dogs.

Just think they are stunning looking animals.

Big and furry with a cute face and a tendency to slobber - just like me

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By * starr -Woman
over a year ago

Burton on Trent.

"the alien from the alien franchise"

oh yeah, theyre awesome, they would scare off some of the idiots from this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A panda...

Just to be unique

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"the alien from the alien franchise

oh yeah, theyre awesome, they would scare off some of the idiots from this site

not just on this site, imagine a well trained one for people knocking at the door

NUISCANCE"Have you ever wondered whether god exists?"

PET OWNER " No but i do believe in aliens.....sick em girl"

NUISCANCE"aaaaaaaargh....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tyranorsaurous Rex, then visit every chav with one of the stupid dangerous dogs, and let my T Rex rip it to shreds.

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

They say t-rex wernt an aggressor it was a mean looking mother fucker but a scavenger.....go for the velosa raptor ggggrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tyranorsaurous Rex, then visit every chav with one of the stupid dangerous dogs, and let my T Rex rip it to shreds.

I would have a Komodo dragon. It would have pretty much the same effect and eat the dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A praying mantis;as they fuck you then kill you.

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A praying mantis;as they fuck you then kill you.

Female spiders do much the same...and the female is more the 10 times the size...

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By *uirkygirlCouple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

I would love a duck!!!! or maybe 2 of them! I'm not allowed anymore pets though we already have a mini petting zoo lol! 2 cats 2 guinea pigs and a amazon parrot is enough for us

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"A praying mantis;as they fuck you then kill you.

Female spiders do much the same...and the female is more the 10 times the size...

take it you are into BBS big boned spiders

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By *rs Robinson1Woman
over a year ago

Chapel Row

A wolf huge dog lover here Id fill my house with Boxers if I could lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the alien from the alien franchise

which one, the big momma?"

alien vs predator the mix of the two

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By *ubbliciousWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

I'd have a whole zoo! I've always said that if i won the lottery I'd open my own animal sanctuary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Husky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id love a donkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id love a donkey

how about a stallion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmm A cock a two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id love a donkey

how about a stallion?

deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Elephant, a Chimp or a Mountain Gorilla...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They say t-rex wernt an aggressor it was a mean looking mother fucker but a scavenger.....go for the velosa raptor ggggrrrr"
I don't buy it............ And velocoraptors were about the size of a large chicken.............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id love a donkey

how about a stallion?

deal

sure you can handle one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id love a donkey

how about a stallion?

deal

sure you can handle one?"

I'm willing to give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id love a donkey

how about a stallion?

deal

sure you can handle one?

I'm willing to give it a go

ok but make sure you grip with both hands x

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