FabSwingers.com forum: Private bits hygiene experince!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just out of curiosity, what would you say is the ratio of good to bad personal hygiene in the baby making parts?

P.S. You don't have to go into detailed experience, labelling it as good or bad is fine!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve thankfully only ever come across clean ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only ever been met with sparkly clean Willies thank goodness!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I’ve thankfully only ever come across clean ones. "

Me too, only ever had squeaky clean ones fortunately although one did smell a bit funky but I put that down to a long drive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve thankfully only ever come across clean ones.

Me too, only ever had squeaky clean ones fortunately although one did smell a bit funky but I put that down to a long drive."

What a trooper

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I’ve thankfully only ever come across clean ones.

Me too, only ever had squeaky clean ones fortunately although one did smell a bit funky but I put that down to a long drive.

What a trooper

I'm sure you would do the same

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

One lady unfortunately started to menstrate while I was going down on her.

Not what was expected!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

95% fine but always the odd one who doesn't understand that no I don't want to lick your balls fresh from a sweaty nightclub or football game

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"95% fine but always the odd one who doesn't understand that no I don't want to lick your balls fresh from a sweaty nightclub or football game

Weirdo. That extra bit of sweat is the extra flavouring in oral delight.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"95% fine but always the odd one who doesn't understand that no I don't want to lick your balls fresh from a sweaty nightclub or football game

Weirdo. That extra bit of sweat is the extra flavouring in oral delight."

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"95% fine but always the odd one who doesn't understand that no I don't want to lick your balls fresh from a sweaty nightclub or football game

Weirdo. That extra bit of sweat is the extra flavouring in oral delight."

Just Ready Salted or all the way to Cheese and Onion?

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Just out of curiosity, what would you say is the ratio of good to bad personal hygiene in the baby making parts?

P.S. You don't have to go into detailed experience, labelling it as good or bad is fine!"

Really good to be fair. Some less than preferable pube choices but I’ve never once felt that hygiene was bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been lucky in this department never had a bad experience but I think if I ever did the guy would get a swift heel in the balls and asked to leve

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"95% fine but always the odd one who doesn't understand that no I don't want to lick your balls fresh from a sweaty nightclub or football game

Weirdo. That extra bit of sweat is the extra flavouring in oral delight.

Just Ready Salted or all the way to Cheese and Onion?"

All the way to cheese and onion with that umami goodness of pure man.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"95% fine but always the odd one who doesn't understand that no I don't want to lick your balls fresh from a sweaty nightclub or football game

Weirdo. That extra bit of sweat is the extra flavouring in oral delight.

Just Ready Salted or all the way to Cheese and Onion?"

Please don't! You'll ruin cheese and onion for me

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"95% fine but always the odd one who doesn't understand that no I don't want to lick your balls fresh from a sweaty nightclub or football game

Weirdo. That extra bit of sweat is the extra flavouring in oral delight.

Just Ready Salted or all the way to Cheese and Onion?

Please don't! You'll ruin cheese and onion for me

Yeah I'll ruin your cheese and then your onion

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"One lady unfortunately started to menstrate while I was going down on her.

Not what was expected! "

Apparently if your'e a Hells Angels Prospect, that is part of earning your "Colours"

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote

"Just out of curiosity, what would you say is the ratio of good to bad personal hygiene in the baby making parts?

P.S. You don't have to go into detailed experience, labelling it as good or bad is fine!"

Baby making parts

. I like that. I am squeaky clean and the men i have met smelt and tasted delicious.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"95% fine but always the odd one who doesn't understand that no I don't want to lick your balls fresh from a sweaty nightclub or football game

Weirdo. That extra bit of sweat is the extra flavouring in oral delight.

Just Ready Salted or all the way to Cheese and Onion?

Please don't! You'll ruin cheese and onion for me

Yeah I'll ruin your cheese and then your onion

I have no idea how to respond to that.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"One lady unfortunately started to menstrate while I was going down on her.

Not what was expected!

Apparently if your'e a Hells Angels Prospect, that is part of earning your "Colours"

I'll get my leathers!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Our experience is 100% hygienic.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"95% fine but always the odd one who doesn't understand that no I don't want to lick your balls fresh from a sweaty nightclub or football game

Weirdo. That extra bit of sweat is the extra flavouring in oral delight.

Just Ready Salted or all the way to Cheese and Onion?

Please don't! You'll ruin cheese and onion for me

Yeah I'll ruin your cheese and then your onion

I have no idea how to respond to that. "

I was expecting a time, date and location.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"95% fine but always the odd one who doesn't understand that no I don't want to lick your balls fresh from a sweaty nightclub or football game

Weirdo. That extra bit of sweat is the extra flavouring in oral delight.

Just Ready Salted or all the way to Cheese and Onion?

Please don't! You'll ruin cheese and onion for me

Yeah I'll ruin your cheese and then your onion

I have no idea how to respond to that.

I was expecting a time, date and location."

And measurements of my onion?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"95% fine but always the odd one who doesn't understand that no I don't want to lick your balls fresh from a sweaty nightclub or football game

Weirdo. That extra bit of sweat is the extra flavouring in oral delight.

Just Ready Salted or all the way to Cheese and Onion?

Please don't! You'll ruin cheese and onion for me

Yeah I'll ruin your cheese and then your onion

I have no idea how to respond to that.

I was expecting a time, date and location.

And measurements of my onion? "

A picture of it next to a camembert will do

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A charming fellow on here once asked me if I had any Smegma that he could lick off me.

Sadly I had washed the old chap the week before and hadn’t any cultivated at the time though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ratio of bad to good is 1:6

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Met a guy ages ago with a smelly one yuck told him to leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One lady unfortunately started to menstrate while I was going down on her.

Not what was expected!

Apparently if your'e a Hells Angels Prospect, that is part of earning your "Colours"

I've had my 'red wings' - sometimes you are both so horny. Was a bit messier than usual though.

Only ever refused to perform cunnilingus with one girlfriend. A few days before and after menstruating she was decidedly fishy

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"Met a guy ages ago with a smelly one yuck told him to leave"

Don’t blame you

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Met a guy ages ago with a smelly one yuck told him to leave

Don’t blame you

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"One lady unfortunately started to menstrate while I was going down on her.

Not what was expected!

Apparently if your'e a Hells Angels Prospect, that is part of earning your "Colours"

I've had my 'red wings' - sometimes you are both so horny. Was a bit messier than usual though.

Only ever refused to perform cunnilingus with one girlfriend. A few days before and after menstruating she was decidedly fishy

Wasn't that what clothes pegs were invented for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really funny bwith smells and tastes. If someone uses the wrong fabric conditioner it can put me right off.... ... never really had a problem with bits though, yet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scampi nicknak undies is a big no go

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

Never had this problem with meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One lady unfortunately started to menstrate while I was going down on her.

Not what was expected!

Apparently if your'e a Hells Angels Prospect, that is part of earning your "Colours"

I've had my 'red wings' - sometimes you are both so horny. Was a bit messier than usual though.

Only ever refused to perform cunnilingus with one girlfriend. A few days before and after menstruating she was decidedly fishy

Wasn't that what clothes pegs were invented for?

Even a clothes peg wouldn't have helped to erase the memory of the smell

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"One lady unfortunately started to menstrate while I was going down on her.

Not what was expected!

Apparently if your'e a Hells Angels Prospect, that is part of earning your "Colours"

I've had my 'red wings' - sometimes you are both so horny. Was a bit messier than usual though.

Only ever refused to perform cunnilingus with one girlfriend. A few days before and after menstruating she was decidedly fishy

Wasn't that what clothes pegs were invented for?

Even a clothes peg wouldn't have helped to erase the memory of the smell

You could always have smeared some Tartare Sauce on her Filet-O-Fish

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Almost entirely pleasant, and the only ass I've eaten was impeccably clean so the bar is set high. However...

There was one that had..

Debris.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One lady unfortunately started to menstrate while I was going down on her.

Not what was expected!

Apparently if your'e a Hells Angels Prospect, that is part of earning your "Colours"

I've had my 'red wings' - sometimes you are both so horny. Was a bit messier than usual though.

Only ever refused to perform cunnilingus with one girlfriend. A few days before and after menstruating she was decidedly fishy

Wasn't that what clothes pegs were invented for?

Even a clothes peg wouldn't have helped to erase the memory of the smell

You could always have smeared some Tartare Sauce on her Filet-O-Fish

That's just gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All good to report from my meets

Nothing prawny - all sweet and tasting lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A charming fellow on here once asked me if I had any Smegma that he could lick off me.

Sadly I had washed the old chap the week before and hadn’t any cultivated at the time though."

Similar ... at a hugely popular club night in da "Pool" (Liverpool) back in the day - a young man declared to me "I really like cheese!" ...

I pretended I did not understand the pick up line ... and carried on shaking my ass! ... I was such a cock tease

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