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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did you know, that before the crowbar was invented, most crows just drank at home?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/07/20 20:16:33]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know, that before the crowbar was invented, most crows just drank at home?"

Oh dear...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Before the invented cats eyes fire the middle of the road the used to bury the heads of dead creatures such as cats, foxes etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know, that before the crowbar was invented, most crows just drank at home?"
....their bars are closed due to Corvid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know, that before the crowbar was invented, most crows just drank at home?"

Thats my favourite ever fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kerry Katona doesn't actually own any cats.

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey


"Did you know, that before the crowbar was invented, most crows just drank at home?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tony Hancock is the only person to date to have four body parts making up his name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tin opener was invented years after the tin

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Did you know, that before the crowbar was invented, most crows just drank at home?....their bars are closed due to Corvid "

Teehee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The tin opener was invented years after the tin"

Makes sense

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By *iggydog78Man
over a year ago

London


"Tony Hancock is the only person to date to have four body parts making up his name. "

Edward woodwood second....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barry Manilow's hit "I Write the Songs" wasn't written by Barry Manilow

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Did you know, that before the crowbar was invented, most crows just drank at home?"

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By *iggydog78Man
over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 21/07/20 22:08:07]

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By *iggydog78Man
over a year ago

London

It is illegal to carry an ice cream in your back pocket in Kentucky...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Did you know, that before the crowbar was invented, most crows just drank at home?

Thats my favourite ever fact "

Don't worry, she's stolen nowhereman's joke book

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Drowning is not unpleasant after the initial panic, as reported by people who have been revived

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ladybirds are not the same as Ladyboys

*courtesy of the useless information department*

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Monkey wrenches are seldom used to repair monkeys

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Monkey wrenches are seldom used to repair monkeys "

Or used by monkeys to make repairs ... I can attest to this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A crocodile can't poke it's tongue out.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Guinea pigs are not porcine creatures from Guinea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Internet slang, a troll is a person who starts flame wars or intentionally upsets people on the Internet by posting inflammatory and digressive, off-topic messages in an online community (such as a Forum or chat room,) with the intent of provoking readers into displaying emotional responses and normalising tangential discussion either for the troll's amusement or a specific gain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex Chelsea footballer Dan Petrescu is the only footballer ever to have a tv show about animals named after him

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Ex Chelsea footballer Dan Petrescu is the only footballer ever to have a tv show about animals named after him "

Ex footballer Paolo Wanchope is the only footballer to have a surname that accurately describes what he took to the last BBQ he attended.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The Cheetah is the only cat that can't retract its claws

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ex Chelsea footballer Dan Petrescu is the only footballer ever to have a tv show about animals named after him

Ex footballer Paolo Wanchope is the only footballer to have a surname that accurately describes what he took to the last BBQ he attended. "

Paolo Wanchope v Man Utd

I was there

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVdaDkiIOfM

#superramfan

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow

People who buy drills don’t need a drill. They just need a hole.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

If your cat brings you half dead birds and animals it’s trying to teach you to hunt , it thinks your crap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know, that before the crowbar was invented, most crows just drank at home?....their bars are closed due to Corvid "

Shouldn't that be crovid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In Internet slang, a troll is a person who starts flame wars or intentionally upsets people on the Internet by posting inflammatory and digressive, off-topic messages in an online community (such as a Forum or chat room,) with the intent of provoking readers into displaying emotional responses and normalising tangential discussion either for the troll's amusement or a specific gain. "

Says you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a waste of space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In Internet slang, a troll is a person who starts flame wars or intentionally upsets people on the Internet by posting inflammatory and digressive, off-topic messages in an online community (such as a Forum or chat room,) with the intent of provoking readers into displaying emotional responses and normalising tangential discussion either for the troll's amusement or a specific gain.

Says you... "

Says Wikipedia apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In Internet slang, a troll is a person who starts flame wars or intentionally upsets people on the Internet by posting inflammatory and digressive, off-topic messages in an online community (such as a Forum or chat room,) with the intent of provoking readers into displaying emotional responses and normalising tangential discussion either for the troll's amusement or a specific gain.

Says you...

Says Wikipedia apparently "

Well Wiki-motherfucking-pedia can kiss my ass.

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

For the avoidance of doubt. Polar bears do not eat penguins. They are partial to a ginger nut or a twix though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For the avoidance of doubt. Polar bears do not eat penguins. They are partial to a ginger nut or a twix though. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woodchucks don't chuck wood

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

Any point in the UK is no more than 75 miles away from a beach

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

No number from 1 to 999 includes the letter "a" in its word form.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Before the invented cats eyes fire the middle of the road the used to bury the heads of dead creatures such as cats, foxes etc "

The person who invented cats eyes got the idea while driving at night and his headlights shone into the eyes of a cat. If the cat had been facing the other way, he'd have invented the pencil sharpener.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any point in the UK is no more than 75 miles away from a beach "

I live near the furthestmost point in the Uk from a beach, but currently you cant keep me away from the beach!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the avoidance of doubt. Polar bears do not eat penguins. They are partial to a ginger nut or a twix though. "

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By *ubble-squeak69Couple
over a year ago

england

You can't sneeze with your eyes open

Your foot is the same length from your elbow to your wrist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know, that before the crowbar was invented, most crows just drank at home?....their bars are closed due to Corvid

Shouldn't that be crovid? "
..ummm No Its deffo Corvid ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can only get a tapeworm from eating pork.... (Sean Lock)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"No number from 1 to 999 includes the letter "a" in its word form."

Eight hundred And Fifty Six ??

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

harrogate

Sharks have never killed on land.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No number from 1 to 999 includes the letter "a" in its word form.

Eight hundred And Fifty Six ??"

One and a half ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sharks have never killed on land."

A hammer head probably has ...

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

harrogate

[Removed by poster at 22/07/20 08:50:07]

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By *oc30Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Inventor of Sildenafil( Viagra ) was called Dr Woods that made me chuckle

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

A full kindle weighs slightly more than an empty one

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By *iceButtSlimMan
over a year ago

somewhere

We have been in some form of lock-down for the same amount of time that Brian Adams was at No1 with Everything I do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It usually takes three birds to change a lightbulb, but toucan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No dogs were harmed when making hotdogs

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By *ogue78Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

The Krankies are actually quite a happy couple...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people use the term 'raining cats and dogs' cats and dogs don't actually fall from the sky

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

The slow worm, it's not a worm and can move quite quickly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When people use the term 'raining cats and dogs' cats and dogs don't actually fall from the sky"

Wait what

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By *hezuMan
over a year ago

London

All lives matter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All lives matter "

Ah, that’s not a fact though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When people use the term 'raining cats and dogs' cats and dogs don't actually fall from the sky"

The first time I heard that was in primary school. It was a Welsh teacher who said it and honestly I was scared to look out the classroom window as the rain chucked it down

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

The most common password is "123456"

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