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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have a terrible habit of looking at other people's profiles and status updates, and trying to figure out some of the more bizarre, and what on earth they mean.

I saw a couoles profile asking for a female who they could guarantee pleasure to!

If you were going to guarantee pleasure what would you do.

I'm starting with a foot rub and a scone with jam and clotted cream. Your preference on which goes first. You?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Cheesecake......lots of cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate cake

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

It's not about preference ... it's about what is right ...

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So it's jam first with cream on top (cornish clotted cream) ... and that's the end of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not about preference ... it's about what is right ...

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So it's jam first with cream on top (cornish clotted cream) ... and that's the end of it "

Is the right answer!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chocolate cake "

After a scone?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"It's not about preference ... it's about what is right ...

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So it's jam first with cream on top (cornish clotted cream) ... and that's the end of it

Is the right answer!! "

It's the ONLY answer

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By *adbod74Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Cake, massage, more cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A box full of fur babies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cornish tea hands down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tequila

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A box full of fur babies "

I've been waiting for 2 years now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chocolate cake

After a scone? "

Yes scones are too dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A foot rub whilst eating the scone sounds good.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"A foot rub whilst eating the scone sounds good. "

The rubber or rubbee eating the scone?

Important question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A foot rub whilst eating the scone sounds good.

The rubber or rubbee eating the scone?

Important question "

I had a generous moment then thinking I could hand feed the rubbee as they rubbed, but I do love a scone all for myself.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Cheesecake......lots of cheesecake "

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"A box full of fur babies "

Yeesssssss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A box full of fur babies "
what is fur babies??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chocolate cake

After a scone?

Yes scones are too dry"

I'll change my guaranteed pleasure plan

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"It's not about preference ... it's about what is right ...

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So it's jam first with cream on top (cornish clotted cream) ... and that's the end of it "

Has anyone tried putting jam on top of cream?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"It's not about preference ... it's about what is right ...

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So it's jam first with cream on top (cornish clotted cream) ... and that's the end of it

Has anyone tried putting jam on top of cream? "

Heresy ... absolute heresy ...

In older days you'd have been burned at the stake for such suggestions

Mmmmmmmmm... steak ... drool

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not about preference ... it's about what is right ...

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So it's jam first with cream on top (cornish clotted cream) ... and that's the end of it

Has anyone tried putting jam on top of cream? "

My thread is about guaranteed pleasure!!! Yellow card for that comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not about preference ... it's about what is right ...

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So it's jam first with cream on top (cornish clotted cream) ... and that's the end of it

Has anyone tried putting jam on top of cream? "

That just results in premature ejection of the jam ...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I've been pondering a while over this.

I'm just not sure even I could be so bold.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been pondering a while over this.

I'm just not sure even I could be so bold."

Some of us are quite content, heck a packet of salt and vinegar crisps has me beaming sometimes

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"It's not about preference ... it's about what is right ...

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So it's jam first with cream on top (cornish clotted cream) ... and that's the end of it

Has anyone tried putting jam on top of cream?

My thread is about guaranteed pleasure!!! Yellow card for that comment "

Jam on top of cream could be guaranteed pleasure for some. Revoke the yellow card please....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can usually guarantee a giggle....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Talk until the cows come home, seriously once I start talking I can't stop. Though not sure if that's really a pleasure or a right pain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Talk until the cows come home, seriously once I start talking I can't stop. Though not sure if that's really a pleasure or a right pain "

I dont know..is it okay if I fall asleep? I like sleeping so thats pleasure you brought upon me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Talk until the cows come home, seriously once I start talking I can't stop. Though not sure if that's really a pleasure or a right pain "

I could listen to your voice for days....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Talk until the cows come home, seriously once I start talking I can't stop. Though not sure if that's really a pleasure or a right pain

I dont know..is it okay if I fall asleep? I like sleeping so thats pleasure you brought upon me?"

That's acceptable yes, sleep is the best thing ever

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Talk until the cows come home, seriously once I start talking I can't stop. Though not sure if that's really a pleasure or a right pain

I could listen to your voice for days.... "

Haha you say that, I'd give you an hour before you'd say do you ever shut up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Talk until the cows come home, seriously once I start talking I can't stop. Though not sure if that's really a pleasure or a right pain "

Though after you've finished with Nippy can you recite Ar Lan Y Mor? That would be nice.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Talk until the cows come home, seriously once I start talking I can't stop. Though not sure if that's really a pleasure or a right pain

Though after you've finished with Nippy can you recite Ar Lan Y Mor? That would be nice."

At lan y môr mae rhosys cochion

Ar lan y môr mae lilis gwynion

Ar lan y môr mae 'nghariad inne

Yn cysgu'r nos a chodi'r bore.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Talk until the cows come home, seriously once I start talking I can't stop. Though not sure if that's really a pleasure or a right pain

Though after you've finished with Nippy can you recite Ar Lan Y Mor? That would be nice.

At lan y môr mae rhosys cochion

Ar lan y môr mae lilis gwynion

Ar lan y môr mae 'nghariad inne

Yn cysgu'r nos a chodi'r bore."

Dw i wedi blino nawr. Diolch yn fawr!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I would probably just offer to leave them alone.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Talk until the cows come home, seriously once I start talking I can't stop. Though not sure if that's really a pleasure or a right pain

Though after you've finished with Nippy can you recite Ar Lan Y Mor? That would be nice.

At lan y môr mae rhosys cochion

Ar lan y môr mae lilis gwynion

Ar lan y môr mae 'nghariad inne

Yn cysgu'r nos a chodi'r bore.

Dw i wedi blino nawr. Diolch yn fawr!"

If there's ever another forum voice challenge, I'll even attempt singing it next time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Talk until the cows come home, seriously once I start talking I can't stop. Though not sure if that's really a pleasure or a right pain

Though after you've finished with Nippy can you recite Ar Lan Y Mor? That would be nice.

At lan y môr mae rhosys cochion

Ar lan y môr mae lilis gwynion

Ar lan y môr mae 'nghariad inne

Yn cysgu'r nos a chodi'r bore.

Dw i wedi blino nawr. Diolch yn fawr!

If there's ever another forum voice challenge, I'll even attempt singing it next time

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Now that I'm looking forward to! It'll get me as emotional as Bryn Terfel singing Myfanwy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of cream

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