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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Do you ever completely forget the most inane words mid sentence during a conversation, and then have to act the word out , you know , like doing the hand movements to describe a Tea Towel or some shit .

I find myself doing this a lot recently and have deduced that my brain is slowly turning into a mushy ball of uselessness and I will soon be a drooling old fart who tries to eat soup with a fork .

Surely I'm not alone .... Am I??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, you are not alone. I forget what I'm saying mid sentence, forgot why I walked in to a room, what I'm doing while I'm doing it. So if your old, I must be ancient.

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By *adbod74Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Lol, I'm the same, I can be chatting away and it just goes, but in my defence my brain is a little messed up an accident a few years ago

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"No, you are not alone. I forget what I'm saying mid sentence, forgot why I walked in to a room, what I'm doing while I'm doing it. So if your old, I must be ancient."

I've not got to that stage yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was gonna post, but I forgot what I was going to say...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I was gonna post, but I forgot what I was going to say... "

I underst... erm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you ever completely forget the most inane words mid sentence during a conversation, and then have to act the word out , you know , like doing the hand movements to describe a Tea Towel or some shit .

I find myself doing this a lot recently and have deduced that my brain is slowly turning into a mushy ball of uselessness and I will soon be a drooling old fart who tries to eat soup with a fork .

Surely I'm not alone .... Am I??"

Yes my brain is addled these days. I forgot a really easy word last night and now can’t remember what it was I forgot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you ever completely forget the most inane words mid sentence during a conversation, and then have to act the word out , you know , like doing the hand movements to describe a Tea Towel or some shit .

I find myself doing this a lot recently and have deduced that my brain is slowly turning into a mushy ball of uselessness and I will soon be a drooling old fart who tries to eat soup with a fork .

Surely I'm not alone .... Am I??"

Yes but possibly due to an acquired brain injury.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's not your age....I'm only 31 and do that all the time

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Do you ever completely forget the most inane words mid sentence during a conversation, and then have to act the word out , you know , like doing the hand movements to describe a Tea Towel or some shit .

I find myself doing this a lot recently and have deduced that my brain is slowly turning into a mushy ball of uselessness and I will soon be a drooling old fart who tries to eat soup with a fork .

Surely I'm not alone .... Am I??

Yes but possibly due to an acquired brain injury. "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"That's not your age....I'm only 31 and do that all the time "

That makes me happier

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Do you ever completely forget the most inane words mid sentence during a conversation, and then have to act the word out , you know , like doing the hand movements to describe a Tea Towel or some shit .

I find myself doing this a lot recently and have deduced that my brain is slowly turning into a mushy ball of uselessness and I will soon be a drooling old fart who tries to eat soup with a fork .

Surely I'm not alone .... Am I??"

Apparently Joe Biden is the same, trump has a special test you can do to demonstrate your are fit to be left in charge is a smart phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you ever completely forget the most inane words mid sentence during a conversation, and then have to act the word out , you know , like doing the hand movements to describe a Tea Towel or some shit .

I find myself doing this a lot recently and have deduced that my brain is slowly turning into a mushy ball of uselessness and I will soon be a drooling old fart who tries to eat soup with a fork .

Surely I'm not alone .... Am I??

Yes but possibly due to an acquired brain injury. "

It's OK I won't find out for over a year yet. It is what it is but might not always be

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By *armandwet50Couple
over a year ago

Far far away


"Do you ever completely forget the most inane words mid sentence during a conversation, and then have to act the word out , you know , like doing the hand movements to describe a Tea Towel or some shit .

I find myself doing this a lot recently and have deduced that my brain is slowly turning into a mushy ball of uselessness and I will soon be a drooling old fart who tries to eat soup with a fork .

Surely I'm not alone .... Am I??"

Oh you're alone alright ......... what was i gonna say????

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Of a smart phone... I think I've just joined you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joined this site, damned if I can think why now

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Do you ever completely forget the most inane words mid sentence during a conversation, and then have to act the word out , you know , like doing the hand movements to describe a Tea Towel or some shit .

I find myself doing this a lot recently and have deduced that my brain is slowly turning into a mushy ball of uselessness and I will soon be a drooling old fart who tries to eat soup with a fork .

Surely I'm not alone .... Am I??

Yes but possibly due to an acquired brain injury.

It's OK I won't find out for over a year yet. It is what it is but might not always be "

Sorry to hear that, hope it's all ok x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah forget words end up saying something like - 'the thing you put bread in to make it brown'.

And walking into a room or opening a cupboard and wondering why I'm doing it. If I stand there for. a. bit it will come back. Sometimes.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Yes and I also think to myself

"Ooo I'll go and google that"

Get my tablet out and have no idea what it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you ever completely forget the most inane words mid sentence during a conversation, and then have to act the word out , you know , like doing the hand movements to describe a Tea Towel or some shit .

I find myself doing this a lot recently and have deduced that my brain is slowly turning into a mushy ball of uselessness and I will soon be a drooling old fart who tries to eat soup with a fork .

Surely I'm not alone .... Am I??

Yes but possibly due to an acquired brain injury.

It's OK I won't find out for over a year yet. It is what it is but might not always be

Sorry to hear that, hope it's all ok x"

I'm OK in myself. Thank you . Due to covid 19 I'm sure others will go through a similar journey to mine. Hopefully with better care though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penis.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Do you ever completely forget the most inane words mid sentence during a conversation, and then have to act the word out , you know , like doing the hand movements to describe a Tea Towel or some shit .

I find myself doing this a lot recently and have deduced that my brain is slowly turning into a mushy ball of uselessness and I will soon be a drooling old fart who tries to eat soup with a fork .

Surely I'm not alone .... Am I??

Yes but possibly due to an acquired brain injury.

It's OK I won't find out for over a year yet. It is what it is but might not always be

Sorry to hear that, hope it's all ok x

I'm OK in myself. Thank you . Due to covid 19 I'm sure others will go through a similar journey to mine. Hopefully with better care though. "
Good luck

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Yes and I also think to myself

"Ooo I'll go and google that"

Get my tablet out and have no idea what it was "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Yeah forget words end up saying something like - 'the thing you put bread in to make it brown'.

And walking into a room or opening a cupboard and wondering why I'm doing it. If I stand there for. a. bit it will come back. Sometimes. "
Yep . Same

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Do you ever completely forget the most inane words mid sentence during a conversation, and then have to act the word out , you know , like doing the hand movements to describe a Tea Towel or some shit .

I find myself doing this a lot recently and have deduced that my brain is slowly turning into a mushy ball of uselessness and I will soon be a drooling old fart who tries to eat soup with a fork .

Surely I'm not alone .... Am I??

Yes my brain is addled these days. I forgot a really easy word last night and now can’t remember what it was I forgot."

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By *irebird567Woman
over a year ago

near by

This is exactly why I write everything down, my fone is full of fotos of things like prices from the supermarket or book names in the library

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"This is exactly why I write everything down, my fone is full of fotos of things like prices from the supermarket or book names in the library "
Yes but I forget to write stuff down

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"This is exactly why I write everything down, my fone is full of fotos of things like prices from the supermarket or book names in the library Yes but I forget to write stuff down "

I forget to look at the list. Lock down has made it worse because my brain isn't being challenged

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"This is exactly why I write everything down, my fone is full of fotos of things like prices from the supermarket or book names in the library Yes but I forget to write stuff down

I forget to look at the list. Lock down has made it worse because my brain isn't being challenged"
I get that. My last remaining cells rattling about bored shitless disappeared when I googled " where do Snails go when its dry "

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"This is exactly why I write everything down, my fone is full of fotos of things like prices from the supermarket or book names in the library Yes but I forget to write stuff down

I forget to look at the list. Lock down has made it worse because my brain isn't being challenged I get that. My last remaining cells rattling about bored shitless disappeared when I googled " where do Snails go when its dry " "

and...where do they go?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"This is exactly why I write everything down, my fone is full of fotos of things like prices from the supermarket or book names in the library Yes but I forget to write stuff down

I forget to look at the list. Lock down has made it worse because my brain isn't being challenged I get that. My last remaining cells rattling about bored shitless disappeared when I googled " where do Snails go when its dry "

and...where do they go?"
I cant remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My latest age verification is.. should I trust that fart

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"I was gonna post, but I forgot what I was going to say... "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"My latest age verification is.. should I trust that fart "

Sadly that's not far off the truth these days

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Pardon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Needing glasses

Forgetting where I put my car keys/phone/wallet

Thinking of something I need to do or get done at work, getting up to discuss with others about 5 meters away and then completely forgetting what it is when I get there

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Needing glasses

Forgetting where I put my car keys/phone/wallet

Thinking of something I need to do or get done at work, getting up to discuss with others about 5 meters away and then completely forgetting what it is when I get there"

I'm impressed. 5 meters. I think so far my record is standing up to discuss and forgetting....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the same, think it's just stupidity with me. I'm only 40, when I get brain freeze I look at my 55 year old husband for help he then finishes my sentences or finds what I lost

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote

I can nolonger bite my toe nails.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I'm the same, think it's just stupidity with me. I'm only 40, when I get brain freeze I look at my 55 year old husband for help he then finishes my sentences or finds what I lost "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Needing glasses

Forgetting where I put my car keys/phone/wallet

Thinking of something I need to do or get done at work, getting up to discuss with others about 5 meters away and then completely forgetting what it is when I get there

I'm impressed. 5 meters. I think so far my record is standing up to discuss and forgetting.... "
been there

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I can nolonger bite my toe nails."

Eeewww I'm glad

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I can nolonger bite my toe nails."

I often put my foot in my mouth

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

You are right, OP. I was saying just that to, oh, thingy, last week. Or was it yesterday? Sometimes it's really...

What was the question again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happens more after half a bottle of good cognac and you dribble a bit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep thinking ive got go to work then realise

Ive taken early retirement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much forget a word but forget what I was thinking about halfway through thinking about it!

It's quite surreal

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Finedon ,

Only today a lifelong female friend said she thinks I am in the early stages of dementia

Sadly I cannot disagree with her

I do however have an excuse, I am 80 years old

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

When your dreams are dry and your farts are wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m terrible for it, I have what I call senior moments that last all day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My latest age verification is.. should I trust that fart "

Not if you've recently had anal sex

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Oakhill


"Penis."
That's not how you spell Dennis.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Do you ever completely forget the most inane words mid sentence during a conversation, and then have to act the word out , you know , like doing the hand movements to describe a Tea Towel or some shit .

I find myself doing this a lot recently and have deduced that my brain is slowly turning into a mushy ball of uselessness and I will soon be a drooling old fart who tries to eat soup with a fork .

Surely I'm not alone .... Am I??"

You're far from alone!

I'm definitely getting worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to the opticians today and I was talking to the optician about my previous optician and I forgot the word for optician.... ....after a big pause I opted for "eye doctor".....

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I here ya OP.

Definitely finding it harder and harder to maintain a conversation these days, even on subjects I know all about! My brain just freezes. So embarrassing sometimes.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I read an article that suggested that the short term memory loss "tip of the tongue" issue that people can be an indication of too much caffeine intake particularly coffee over a prolonged period of time. The longer you continue to drink coffee etc the worse the problem gets, albeit not a sudden change.

Studies showed that eliminating caffeine sees a gradual improvement again.

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Wish I could remember where I read it

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I read an article that suggested that the short term memory loss "tip of the tongue" issue that people can be an indication of too much caffeine intake particularly coffee over a prolonged period of time. The longer you continue to drink coffee etc the worse the problem gets, albeit not a sudden change.

Studies showed that eliminating caffeine sees a gradual improvement again.

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Wish I could remember where I read it "

Bingo ... BBC news, health, July 2004

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The acting out of a word is where I am at atm too.

On Saturday I acted out the use of a hammer and called it a "hitty thing"...my dad knew exactly what I meant

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought that a few times. I just realised I was bored with the rut and routine I was in. I hardly cared what I thought or said. Got lost mid sentence and such.

But I changed my lifestyle and got reborn all new and lively. Some vim and vigour does the job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the barber starts putting the trimmer places he never used too........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes! Pass me the... thing. The drying thing. For the dishes. Cloth. Thing. TEATOWEL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also people's names. Usually actors. I'll go to mention them by name, but instead have to give a comprehensive list of things they've been in until someone gets it (or resort to looking it up IMDB).

"That guy sounded like... erm... oh, whatsisname. Shawshank. Seven. Driving Miss Daisy. "Ah must admit ah didn't think much of Andy first time I laid eyes on him". That guy. *clicks fingers repeatedly" MORGAN FREEMAN!"

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Also people's names. Usually actors. I'll go to mention them by name, but instead have to give a comprehensive list of things they've been in until someone gets it (or resort to looking it up IMDB).

"That guy sounded like... erm... oh, whatsisname. Shawshank. Seven. Driving Miss Daisy. "Ah must admit ah didn't think much of Andy first time I laid eyes on him". That guy. *clicks fingers repeatedly" MORGAN FREEMAN!" "

Omg, this.

I saw this film and you know who was in it? That guy that's in loads of films and his daughter was played by that one that is in the newest movie about the gang that plan robberies, you know the one.

The only thing I still remember is Matthew MacConaughey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work mates names , I have to discribe them , it sounds like the little Britain sketch,“ you know white bloke , going bald on top , got divorced last year “

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By *ensual mMan
over a year ago

conwy

i regularly get in the car and drive up the road then suddenly realise i should be going down the road. Then i call myself lots of names and turn around.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

When. You wish you could time travel back 20 yrs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"When. You wish you could time travel back 20 yrs "

Exactly the time I would travel back to as well .

The year 2000 was awesome

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