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By *xmfrvn OP   Man
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado. "

But you haven't tasted my inside yet...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Could you compete with a nice banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely not! Nothing worse than really looking forward to it for it to be rotten inside

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado. "

I'd smash that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado.

I'd smash that "

Bet you say that to all the avocados....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado. "

Oh yes with sweet chilli sauce on toast

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By *xmfrvn OP   Man
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado.

But you haven't tasted my inside yet..."

This is true. Can I eat you on toast though?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado. "
Rump Steak and Homemade Chips is better

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By *xmfrvn OP   Man
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Could you compete with a nice banana "

Probably not, nowhere near the same potassium content.

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice


"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado.

But you haven't tasted my inside yet..."

Dam thats an invitation I would live to receive

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By *xmfrvn OP   Man
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Definitely not! Nothing worse than really looking forward to it for it to be rotten inside "

It's nail biting opening one up, then a giddy thrill when it's good.

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By *xmfrvn OP   Man
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado.

Oh yes with sweet chilli sauce on toast "

Got to be something powerful to contrast the mellow creaminess. Marmite is my go to, but I sometimes just eat it from the skin, splash of Worcester sauce, pepper, olive oil. Oof.

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By *xmfrvn OP   Man
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado. Rump Steak and Homemade Chips is better "

Then whack some avo on top, perfect meal.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado. Rump Steak and Homemade Chips is better

Then whack some avo on top, perfect meal. "

Ewww no , I'd rather eat my belly button fluff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado.

But you haven't tasted my inside yet...

This is true. Can I eat you on toast though? "

Only if we fuck in the kitchen. I don't want crumbs in bed

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By *xmfrvn OP   Man
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado. Rump Steak and Homemade Chips is better

Then whack some avo on top, perfect meal.

Ewww no , I'd rather eat my belly button fluff "

Well, sir, you are welcome to!

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By *xmfrvn OP   Man
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado.

But you haven't tasted my inside yet...

This is true. Can I eat you on toast though?

Only if we fuck in the kitchen. I don't want crumbs in bed "

This works with my breakfast kink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado.

But you haven't tasted my inside yet...

This is true. Can I eat you on toast though?

Only if we fuck in the kitchen. I don't want crumbs in bed

This works with my breakfast kink. "

Tell me more...

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By *xmfrvn OP   Man
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado.

But you haven't tasted my inside yet...

This is true. Can I eat you on toast though?

Only if we fuck in the kitchen. I don't want crumbs in bed

This works with my breakfast kink.

Tell me more..."

Breakfast makes me horny. Not much more to it really.

Well, more horngry, I suppose. The shimmering glisten of crispy bacon... The sultry ooze of a well fried egg...

You don't get a body like this without frying things in butter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, no, no. It's just wrong. I now feel sick after reading the initial post. It's all green and squashy and soft. They are disgusting

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Chocolate

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By *xmfrvn OP   Man
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Chocolate"

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/chocolate-avocado-cake

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By *abonWoman
over a year ago

L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham

Very timely post! I have just eaten half of a perfect one now. Sliced, and tucked into fresh bread with hummus.

Keeping the other half for later...stone hole will be filled with extra virgin and a splash of balsamic

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado.

Oh yes with sweet chilli sauce on toast "

Now I’m hungry. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aged rump steak and double cooked beef dripping chips -that is all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And then there is always cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel this way about apples! They have to be just right lol.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote


"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado. "

Love them mashed up on hot wholemeal toast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel this way about apples! They have to be just right lol."

And plums ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Norhing better than a good smashed avocado

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By *xmfrvn OP   Man
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Very timely post! I have just eaten half of a perfect one now. Sliced, and tucked into fresh bread with hummus.

Keeping the other half for later...stone hole will be filled with extra virgin and a splash of balsamic "

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By *xmfrvn OP   Man
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Aged rump steak and double cooked beef dripping chips -that is all "

Christ, that is great. But it's always going to be great - there's not the same elation of finding your fickle avo is perfect.

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By *xmfrvn OP   Man
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"I feel this way about apples! They have to be just right lol."

I get that - can't be dealing with soft, mealy apples. Got to be crisp & juicy.

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By *xmfrvn OP   Man
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado.

Love them mashed up on hot wholemeal toast."

Best with brown. Any butter/condiments?

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By *xmfrvn OP   Man
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Norhing better than a good smashed avocado "

Amen!

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