FabSwingers.com forum: I really am a Twat sometimes

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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I've just had to walk out of my local shop with an embarrassed look on my face .

Three times I argued with the guy behind the counter saying " i know my card works my wages only went in last night, its your bloody card machine " .

3 times i tried and the machine bleeped at me .

You know the other day when I said I'm getting glasses coz my eyesights fucked .

Well good old me had only spent 5 minutes sticking my Tesco clubcard in the machine .

Oops .

TWAT !!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read the title and automatically agreed with you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"I read the title and automatically agreed with you"
Awww thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know

Every little didn’t help in this case?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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I know

Every little didn’t help in this case?"

Innit

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Knew it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Knew it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are a twat....but that's why we love you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"You are a twat....but that's why we love you

A loveable twat I know . Fanks

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"Knew it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are likening yourself to a term used for the female genitals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading that made me feel so much better about myself

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"You are likening yourself to a term used for the female genitals

It's the closest I'll get

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Reading that made me feel so much better about myself

Glad I could help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reading that made me feel so much better about myself

Glad I could help

Every little helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are likening yourself to a term used for the female genitals

It's the closest I'll get

It will be if they are offended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat in the hairdressers actually laughing at this OP, brilliant!

Thanks for sharing

Her x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Reading that made me feel so much better about myself

Glad I could help

Every little helps

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Sat in the hairdressers actually laughing at this OP, brilliant!

Thanks for sharing

Her x"

At least its brightened someones day up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel your pain. I’m forever getting to a checkout and having complete memory blanks when it comes to my PIN. I remember it as soon as I leave the store though.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"I feel your pain. I’m forever getting to a checkout and having complete memory blanks when it comes to my PIN. I remember it as soon as I leave the store though."

Yep . Been there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only sometimes?

I've done that tried to pay with a points card rather than credit card - usually because they are a similar colour and if I've got my distance glasses on then I can't see what is written on the card.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Only sometimes?

I've done that tried to pay with a points card rather than credit card - usually because they are a similar colour and if I've got my distance glasses on then I can't see what is written on the card.

Not just me then

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