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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think my dog is a vampire.

I let her out to have run around the garden and do her business every morning. She'll tap on the door when she's ready to come back inside but when I open the door she wont just dash in. She puts her paw on the threshold and waits to be invited in.

Anybody else have doubts about their pets true nature?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhhh that’s a clever dog

Get a mastiff they do whatever they want

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Not mine no .

My Pooch barks at the fucking wind

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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"Ahhhhh that’s a clever dog

Get a mastiff they do whatever they want "

I'll second this...including using their fat head as a battering ram to get through the door if you don't open it quickly enough

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Our cat's supernatural. He can sense when you're right in the middle of a meditation before asking very loudly and insistently to be fed.

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Our cat's supernatural. He can sense when you're right in the middle of a meditation before asking very loudly and insistently to be fed."

I can relate. They have no patience, do they?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww she sounds lovely and polite. My lot are just imbeciles and knock you flying.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I think my dog is a vampire.

I let her out to have run around the garden and do her business every morning. She'll tap on the door when she's ready to come back inside but when I open the door she wont just dash in. She puts her paw on the threshold and waits to be invited in.

Anybody else have doubts about their pets true nature? "

Does she have a reflection?

Ours hates garlic ... so maybe he is also

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aww she sounds lovely and polite. My lot are just imbeciles and knock you flying. "

Ah she's a dote really. I just think its so funny that she waits to be told she can come in every time. I've had her 8 years, since a pup and never trained her to do this.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Our cat's supernatural. He can sense when you're right in the middle of a meditation before asking very loudly and insistently to be fed.

I can relate. They have no patience, do they? "

They do not

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