FabSwingers.com forum: I got tomato ketchup in my eyes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now I have heinzsight

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Oh lordy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I had seen that joke coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha! I know where you got that joke from

. It’s in my status too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In heinz-sight do you regret squeezing the bottle as you were pointing it at your face

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

If it was morrisons own brand..you'd have more reasons to see more clearly...

I gather if you get mustard on your lips you'd have a cole(man) sore..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha! I know where you got that joke from

. It’s in my status too "

You motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha! I know where you got that joke from

. It’s in my status too

You motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I blame him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In fairness thats not bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha! I know where you got that joke from

. It’s in my status too

You motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I blame him! "

Oh wait what who

I stole mine from the dad jokes fb page

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" In fairness thats not bad

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Haha! I know where you got that joke from

. It’s in my status too

You motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I blame him!

Oh wait what who

I stole mine from the dad jokes fb page "

...I thought Hippy was the dad joke page?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha! I know where you got that joke from

. It’s in my status too

You motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I blame him!

Oh wait what who

I stole mine from the dad jokes fb page

...I thought Hippy was the dad joke page?

No she’s a fraud and she needs to be outed

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By *edbath 5Man
over a year ago

london

Should have took a picture.

Love a saucy photo

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I dropped a Tomato once on a hill , I tried getting it but I couldnt ketchup

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By *olidOak85Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

That did make me chuckle a little...!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Should have took a picture.

Love a saucy photo"

I was in a group chat once and we all did ‘saucy Sunday’

We filmed my husband pinning me to the bed and pouring tomato sauce and mayo all over me

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

If you tied hubby to the bed I gather your have covered him in chocolate sauce..

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I can't afford Heinz ...I have to get HP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you tied hubby to the bed I gather your have covered him in chocolate sauce.."

I’ve never tried hubby to the bed, and wouldn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha! I know where you got that joke from

. It’s in my status too

You motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I blame him!

Oh wait what who

I stole mine from the dad jokes fb page

...I thought Hippy was the dad joke page?

No she’s a fraud and she needs to be outed"

you got me

I stole it form your dads jokes too

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