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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Naughty sexy chat, I know it’s not everybody’s cup of tea, but with the right person at the right time, it can be really quite horny and good fun.

I bet you thought I wasn’t going to say chat

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Morning Fiddles

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning handsome

Hippy

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Morning D, morning Hippy you guys know me too well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning D, morning Hippy you guys know me too well. "

I’m far too innocent for filthy dirty sex talk

Hippy

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Morning D, morning Hippy you guys know me too well.

I’m far too innocent for filthy dirty sex talk

Hippy"

Same here HC

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning D, morning Hippy you guys know me too well.

I’m far too innocent for filthy dirty sex talk

Hippy

Same here HC

D."

I’m just waiting for Halo to come along and laugh

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm still working this one out...so what else would could it be!

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

Can’t beat a bit of dirty chat ( well you can when you can meet but lockdown makes it a great alternative)

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Morning D, morning Hippy you guys know me too well.

I’m far too innocent for filthy dirty sex talk

Hippy

Same here HC

D."

It's the sweet and innocent gang! It's ok guys, I'm here too

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I'm still working this one out...so what else would could it be! "

Oh you tempter you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning D, morning Hippy you guys know me too well.

I’m far too innocent for filthy dirty sex talk

Hippy

Same here HC

D.

It's the sweet and innocent gang! It's ok guys, I'm here too "

Yep, you belong in this crowd as much as we do

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *ilk and all things niceTV/TS
over a year ago

secret bunker

I like filthy chat

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Morning D, morning Hippy you guys know me too well.

I’m far too innocent for filthy dirty sex talk

Hippy

Same here HC

D.

It's the sweet and innocent gang! It's ok guys, I'm here too "

Morning Posh

D.

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By *ubble-squeak69Couple
over a year ago

england

my kind of thread! Weve been looking for this ha, no one seems to just want to have any sexting, personally this gets myself and bubble going IF its done right and with couples then who knows a social or meet may even follow but again that's only IF its done right

Squeak typing x

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Morning D, morning Hippy you guys know me too well.

I’m far too innocent for filthy dirty sex talk

Hippy

Same here HC

D.

It's the sweet and innocent gang! It's ok guys, I'm here too "

Obviously you lot are far too nice and lovely and innocent for this sort of thing.

It’s the others I’m talking about.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"my kind of thread! Weve been looking for this ha, no one seems to just want to have any sexting, personally this gets myself and bubble going IF its done right and with couples then who knows a social or meet may even follow but again that's only IF its done right

Squeak typing x"

5-4-3-2-1 stand by for action.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning D, morning Hippy you guys know me too well.

I’m far too innocent for filthy dirty sex talk

Hippy

Same here HC

D.

It's the sweet and innocent gang! It's ok guys, I'm here too

Yep, you belong in this crowd as much as we do "

Me too, I reckon Good to see you Fiddles, all.

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By *ongueFkYouMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Morning D, morning Hippy you guys know me too well.

I’m far too innocent for filthy dirty sex talk

Hippy

Same here HC

D.

It's the sweet and innocent gang! It's ok guys, I'm here too

Yep, you belong in this crowd as much as we do

Me too, I reckon Good to see you Fiddles, all."

wow you look stunning in your pics x

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Morning Fiddles!

It’s a fine art that’s for sure. I don’t court vulgarity and few have the ability to conduct a sexting chat without resorting to that

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Morning D, morning Hippy you guys know me too well.

I’m far too innocent for filthy dirty sex talk

Hippy

Same here HC

D.

It's the sweet and innocent gang! It's ok guys, I'm here too

Yep, you belong in this crowd as much as we do

Me too, I reckon Good to see you Fiddles, all."

Morning although I reckon you’re not adverse to a filthy rummage amongst your herbaceous border.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it pretty awful and won't engage in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning D, morning Hippy you guys know me too well.

I’m far too innocent for filthy dirty sex talk

Hippy

Same here HC

D.

It's the sweet and innocent gang! It's ok guys, I'm here too

Yep, you belong in this crowd as much as we do

Me too, I reckon Good to see you Fiddles, all."

Oh you’re definitely in

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Morning D, morning Hippy you guys know me too well.

I’m far too innocent for filthy dirty sex talk

Hippy

Same here HC

D.

It's the sweet and innocent gang! It's ok guys, I'm here too

Yep, you belong in this crowd as much as we do

Me too, I reckon Good to see you Fiddles, all.

Oh you’re definitely in "

How come I only know the nice boys and girls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m so innocent I’m not in twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning D, morning Hippy you guys know me too well.

I’m far too innocent for filthy dirty sex talk

Hippy

Same here HC

D.

It's the sweet and innocent gang! It's ok guys, I'm here too

Yep, you belong in this crowd as much as we do

Me too, I reckon Good to see you Fiddles, all. wow you look stunning in your pics x

"

Oh my, thank you very much!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I’m so innocent I’m not in twice "

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m so innocent I’m not in twice "

Yeah y'are

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’m so innocent I’m not in twice "

Yeh well, I heard that once you fabbed a picture of D from intrigued’s bum. That’s filthy that is.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I’m so innocent I’m not in twice "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t listen to that hippy, she’s a filthy b*tch

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Morning D, morning Hippy you guys know me too well.

I’m far too innocent for filthy dirty sex talk

Hippy

Same here HC

D.

It's the sweet and innocent gang! It's ok guys, I'm here too

Morning Posh

D."

Morning D

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Don’t listen to that hippy, she’s a filthy b*tch "

It's like there's a devil and an angel on either shoulder

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Morning D, morning Hippy you guys know me too well.

I’m far too innocent for filthy dirty sex talk

Hippy

Same here HC

D.

It's the sweet and innocent gang! It's ok guys, I'm here too

Obviously you lot are far too nice and lovely and innocent for this sort of thing.

It’s the others I’m talking about. "

Completely.

Can we get this signed off so that next time ph0enix calls me a bad influence I can quote it?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I’m so innocent I’m not in twice

Yeh well, I heard that once you fabbed a picture of D from intrigued’s bum. That’s filthy that is. "

Proper filth! She used her tongue to do it too!

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t listen to that hippy, she’s a filthy b*tch

It's like there's a devil and an angel on either shoulder "

Isn’t it

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Totally depends who it is....I'm very picky who I engage with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m so innocent I’m not in twice

Yeh well, I heard that once you fabbed a picture of D from intrigued’s bum. That’s filthy that is.

Proper filth! She used her tongue to do it too!

D."

You wish, no, I wish, wait, what.... who said that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning everyone

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m so innocent I’m not in twice

Yeh well, I heard that once you fabbed a picture of D from intrigued’s bum. That’s filthy that is.

Proper filth! She used her tongue to do it too!

D.

You wish, no, I wish, wait, what.... who said that "

So not true. She used my tongue to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a bit of filth, esp in the scene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m so innocent I’m not in twice

Yeh well, I heard that once you fabbed a picture of D from intrigued’s bum. That’s filthy that is.

Proper filth! She used her tongue to do it too!

D.

You wish, no, I wish, wait, what.... who said that

So not true. She used my tongue to do it "

You promised you wouldn’t tell

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m so innocent I’m not in twice

Yeh well, I heard that once you fabbed a picture of D from intrigued’s bum. That’s filthy that is.

Proper filth! She used her tongue to do it too!

D.

You wish, no, I wish, wait, what.... who said that

So not true. She used my tongue to do it

You promised you wouldn’t tell "

No, promised I wouldn't tell about the other things you used it for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I thought you was gonna say cunt that's why I'm here

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I’m so innocent I’m not in twice

Yeh well, I heard that once you fabbed a picture of D from intrigued’s bum. That’s filthy that is.

Proper filth! She used her tongue to do it too!

D.

You wish, no, I wish, wait, what.... who said that

So not true. She used my tongue to do it

You promised you wouldn’t tell

No, promised I wouldn't tell about the other things you used it for "

See Fiddles! Pure filth!

D.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’m so innocent I’m not in twice

Yeh well, I heard that once you fabbed a picture of D from intrigued’s bum. That’s filthy that is.

Proper filth! She used her tongue to do it too!

D.

You wish, no, I wish, wait, what.... who said that

So not true. She used my tongue to do it

You promised you wouldn’t tell

No, promised I wouldn't tell about the other things you used it for

See Fiddles! Pure filth!

D."

Utter gutter people.

Oh your Jo would get it wouldn’t she, I’d smash her back doors in.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Totally depends who it is....I'm very picky who I engage with "

Very much so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m so innocent I’m not in twice

Yeh well, I heard that once you fabbed a picture of D from intrigued’s bum. That’s filthy that is.

Proper filth! She used her tongue to do it too!

D.

You wish, no, I wish, wait, what.... who said that

So not true. She used my tongue to do it

You promised you wouldn’t tell

No, promised I wouldn't tell about the other things you used it for "

Oh yes . Sshhhh

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I’m so innocent I’m not in twice

Yeh well, I heard that once you fabbed a picture of D from intrigued’s bum. That’s filthy that is.

Proper filth! She used her tongue to do it too!

D.

You wish, no, I wish, wait, what.... who said that

So not true. She used my tongue to do it

You promised you wouldn’t tell

No, promised I wouldn't tell about the other things you used it for

See Fiddles! Pure filth!

D.

Utter gutter people.

Oh your Jo would get it wouldn’t she, I’d smash her back doors in. "

D.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"No I thought you was gonna say cunt that's why I'm here "

Oh, they’re over there with the blue waffle society.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m so innocent I’m not in twice

Yeh well, I heard that once you fabbed a picture of D from intrigued’s bum. That’s filthy that is.

Proper filth! She used her tongue to do it too!

D.

You wish, no, I wish, wait, what.... who said that

So not true. She used my tongue to do it

You promised you wouldn’t tell

No, promised I wouldn't tell about the other things you used it for

See Fiddles! Pure filth!

D.

Utter gutter people.

Oh your Jo would get it wouldn’t she, I’d smash her back doors in.

D."

But D, our fifth is pure. Therefore making us innocent.

And I'm with Fiddles, Jo would totally get it. So would you

(I'd probably not do any actual smashing.....)

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’m so innocent I’m not in twice

Yeh well, I heard that once you fabbed a picture of D from intrigued’s bum. That’s filthy that is.

Proper filth! She used her tongue to do it too!

D.

You wish, no, I wish, wait, what.... who said that

So not true. She used my tongue to do it

You promised you wouldn’t tell

No, promised I wouldn't tell about the other things you used it for

See Fiddles! Pure filth!

D.

Utter gutter people.

Oh your Jo would get it wouldn’t she, I’d smash her back doors in.

D.

But D, our fifth is pure. Therefore making us innocent.

And I'm with Fiddles, Jo would totally get it. So would you

(I'd probably not do any actual smashing.....) "

That’s the way to do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m so innocent I’m not in twice

Yeh well, I heard that once you fabbed a picture of D from intrigued’s bum. That’s filthy that is.

Proper filth! She used her tongue to do it too!

D.

You wish, no, I wish, wait, what.... who said that

So not true. She used my tongue to do it

You promised you wouldn’t tell

No, promised I wouldn't tell about the other things you used it for

See Fiddles! Pure filth!

D.

Utter gutter people.

Oh your Jo would get it wouldn’t she, I’d smash her back doors in.

D.

But D, our fifth is pure. Therefore making us innocent.

And I'm with Fiddles, Jo would totally get it. So would you

(I'd probably not do any actual smashing.....) "

That is not what you told me last night! Smashing was definitely mentioned

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m so innocent I’m not in twice

Yeh well, I heard that once you fabbed a picture of D from intrigued’s bum. That’s filthy that is.

Proper filth! She used her tongue to do it too!

D.

You wish, no, I wish, wait, what.... who said that

So not true. She used my tongue to do it

You promised you wouldn’t tell

No, promised I wouldn't tell about the other things you used it for

See Fiddles! Pure filth!

D.

Utter gutter people.

Oh your Jo would get it wouldn’t she, I’d smash her back doors in.

D.

But D, our fifth is pure. Therefore making us innocent.

And I'm with Fiddles, Jo would totally get it. So would you

(I'd probably not do any actual smashing.....)

That is not what you told me last night! Smashing was definitely mentioned "

I'll smash you if you whip me. Then we'll both smash him. And him. And her.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a big fan of this too. Especially if there's a great distance or time between being able to meet. It's a huge turn on and a massive tease at the same time Obviously it's not for everyone though

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I’m so innocent I’m not in twice

Yeh well, I heard that once you fabbed a picture of D from intrigued’s bum. That’s filthy that is.

Proper filth! She used her tongue to do it too!

D.

You wish, no, I wish, wait, what.... who said that

So not true. She used my tongue to do it

You promised you wouldn’t tell

No, promised I wouldn't tell about the other things you used it for

See Fiddles! Pure filth!

D.

Utter gutter people.

Oh your Jo would get it wouldn’t she, I’d smash her back doors in.

D.

But D, our fifth is pure. Therefore making us innocent.

And I'm with Fiddles, Jo would totally get it. So would you

(I'd probably not do any actual smashing.....)

That is not what you told me last night! Smashing was definitely mentioned

I'll smash you if you whip me. Then we'll both smash him. And him. And her..... "

Let’s get smashing then!

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m so innocent I’m not in twice

Yeh well, I heard that once you fabbed a picture of D from intrigued’s bum. That’s filthy that is.

Proper filth! She used her tongue to do it too!

D.

You wish, no, I wish, wait, what.... who said that

So not true. She used my tongue to do it

You promised you wouldn’t tell

No, promised I wouldn't tell about the other things you used it for

See Fiddles! Pure filth!

D.

Utter gutter people.

Oh your Jo would get it wouldn’t she, I’d smash her back doors in.

D.

But D, our fifth is pure. Therefore making us innocent.

And I'm with Fiddles, Jo would totally get it. So would you

(I'd probably not do any actual smashing.....)

That is not what you told me last night! Smashing was definitely mentioned

I'll smash you if you whip me. Then we'll both smash him. And him. And her.....

Let’s get smashing then!

D."

How about, you whip me, and smash me

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m so innocent I’m not in twice

Yeh well, I heard that once you fabbed a picture of D from intrigued’s bum. That’s filthy that is.

Proper filth! She used her tongue to do it too!

D.

You wish, no, I wish, wait, what.... who said that

So not true. She used my tongue to do it

You promised you wouldn’t tell

No, promised I wouldn't tell about the other things you used it for

See Fiddles! Pure filth!

D.

Utter gutter people.

Oh your Jo would get it wouldn’t she, I’d smash her back doors in.

D.

But D, our fifth is pure. Therefore making us innocent.

And I'm with Fiddles, Jo would totally get it. So would you

(I'd probably not do any actual smashing.....)

That is not what you told me last night! Smashing was definitely mentioned

I'll smash you if you whip me. Then we'll both smash him. And him. And her.....

Let’s get smashing then!

D."

So you counted up the numbers there too then

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m so innocent I’m not in twice

Yeh well, I heard that once you fabbed a picture of D from intrigued’s bum. That’s filthy that is.

Proper filth! She used her tongue to do it too!

D.

You wish, no, I wish, wait, what.... who said that

So not true. She used my tongue to do it

You promised you wouldn’t tell

No, promised I wouldn't tell about the other things you used it for

See Fiddles! Pure filth!

D.

Utter gutter people.

Oh your Jo would get it wouldn’t she, I’d smash her back doors in.

D.

But D, our fifth is pure. Therefore making us innocent.

And I'm with Fiddles, Jo would totally get it. So would you

(I'd probably not do any actual smashing.....)

That is not what you told me last night! Smashing was definitely mentioned

I'll smash you if you whip me. Then we'll both smash him. And him. And her.....

Let’s get smashing then!

D.

How about, you whip me, and smash me "

(insert drool emoji)

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I’m so innocent I’m not in twice

Yeh well, I heard that once you fabbed a picture of D from intrigued’s bum. That’s filthy that is.

Proper filth! She used her tongue to do it too!

D.

You wish, no, I wish, wait, what.... who said that

So not true. She used my tongue to do it

You promised you wouldn’t tell

No, promised I wouldn't tell about the other things you used it for

See Fiddles! Pure filth!

D.

Utter gutter people.

Oh your Jo would get it wouldn’t she, I’d smash her back doors in.

D.

But D, our fifth is pure. Therefore making us innocent.

And I'm with Fiddles, Jo would totally get it. So would you

(I'd probably not do any actual smashing.....)

That is not what you told me last night! Smashing was definitely mentioned

I'll smash you if you whip me. Then we'll both smash him. And him. And her.....

Let’s get smashing then!

D.

How about, you whip me, and smash me

(insert drool emoji) "

(Insert aubergine emoji)

D.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m so innocent I’m not in twice

Yeh well, I heard that once you fabbed a picture of D from intrigued’s bum. That’s filthy that is.

Proper filth! She used her tongue to do it too!

D.

You wish, no, I wish, wait, what.... who said that

So not true. She used my tongue to do it

You promised you wouldn’t tell

No, promised I wouldn't tell about the other things you used it for

See Fiddles! Pure filth!

D.

Utter gutter people.

Oh your Jo would get it wouldn’t she, I’d smash her back doors in.

D.

But D, our fifth is pure. Therefore making us innocent.

And I'm with Fiddles, Jo would totally get it. So would you

(I'd probably not do any actual smashing.....)

That is not what you told me last night! Smashing was definitely mentioned

I'll smash you if you whip me. Then we'll both smash him. And him. And her.....

Let’s get smashing then!

D.

How about, you whip me, and smash me

(insert drool emoji)

(Insert aubergine emoji)

D."

(insert........ That's a bit rude for us innocents. But go on then)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t listen to that hippy, she’s a filthy b*tch "

Mmmmm just how we like them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m so innocent I’m not in twice

Yeh well, I heard that once you fabbed a picture of D from intrigued’s bum. That’s filthy that is.

Proper filth! She used her tongue to do it too!

D.

You wish, no, I wish, wait, what.... who said that

So not true. She used my tongue to do it

You promised you wouldn’t tell

No, promised I wouldn't tell about the other things you used it for

See Fiddles! Pure filth!

D.

Utter gutter people.

Oh your Jo would get it wouldn’t she, I’d smash her back doors in.

D.

But D, our fifth is pure. Therefore making us innocent.

And I'm with Fiddles, Jo would totally get it. So would you

(I'd probably not do any actual smashing.....)

That is not what you told me last night! Smashing was definitely mentioned

I'll smash you if you whip me. Then we'll both smash him. And him. And her.....

Let’s get smashing then!

D.

How about, you whip me, and smash me

(insert drool emoji)

(Insert aubergine emoji)

D.

(insert........ That's a bit rude for us innocents. But go on then) "

You persuaded me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t listen to that hippy, she’s a filthy b*tch

Mmmmm just how we like them "

The best kind , innocently filthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like it too, at the right time, with someone in person, not a random message!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m so innocent I’m not in twice

Yeh well, I heard that once you fabbed a picture of D from intrigued’s bum. That’s filthy that is.

Proper filth! She used her tongue to do it too!

D.

You wish, no, I wish, wait, what.... who said that

So not true. She used my tongue to do it

You promised you wouldn’t tell

No, promised I wouldn't tell about the other things you used it for

See Fiddles! Pure filth!

D.

Utter gutter people.

Oh your Jo would get it wouldn’t she, I’d smash her back doors in.

D.

But D, our fifth is pure. Therefore making us innocent.

And I'm with Fiddles, Jo would totally get it. So would you

(I'd probably not do any actual smashing.....)

That is not what you told me last night! Smashing was definitely mentioned

I'll smash you if you whip me. Then we'll both smash him. And him. And her.....

Let’s get smashing then!

D.

How about, you whip me, and smash me

(insert drool emoji)

(Insert aubergine emoji)

D.

(insert........ That's a bit rude for us innocents. But go on then)

You persuaded me too "

I'll take the blame if I means I get to take you as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m so innocent I’m not in twice

Yeh well, I heard that once you fabbed a picture of D from intrigued’s bum. That’s filthy that is.

Proper filth! She used her tongue to do it too!

D.

You wish, no, I wish, wait, what.... who said that

So not true. She used my tongue to do it

You promised you wouldn’t tell

No, promised I wouldn't tell about the other things you used it for

See Fiddles! Pure filth!

D.

Utter gutter people.

Oh your Jo would get it wouldn’t she, I’d smash her back doors in.

D.

But D, our fifth is pure. Therefore making us innocent.

And I'm with Fiddles, Jo would totally get it. So would you

(I'd probably not do any actual smashing.....)

That is not what you told me last night! Smashing was definitely mentioned

I'll smash you if you whip me. Then we'll both smash him. And him. And her.....

Let’s get smashing then!

D.

How about, you whip me, and smash me

(insert drool emoji)

(Insert aubergine emoji)

D.

(insert........ That's a bit rude for us innocents. But go on then)

You persuaded me too

I'll take the blame if I means I get to take you as well "

But of course

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m so innocent I’m not in twice

Yeh well, I heard that once you fabbed a picture of D from intrigued’s bum. That’s filthy that is.

Proper filth! She used her tongue to do it too!

D.

You wish, no, I wish, wait, what.... who said that

So not true. She used my tongue to do it

You promised you wouldn’t tell

No, promised I wouldn't tell about the other things you used it for

See Fiddles! Pure filth!

D.

Utter gutter people.

Oh your Jo would get it wouldn’t she, I’d smash her back doors in.

D.

But D, our fifth is pure. Therefore making us innocent.

And I'm with Fiddles, Jo would totally get it. So would you

(I'd probably not do any actual smashing.....)

That is not what you told me last night! Smashing was definitely mentioned

I'll smash you if you whip me. Then we'll both smash him. And him. And her.....

Let’s get smashing then!

D.

How about, you whip me, and smash me

(insert drool emoji)

(Insert aubergine emoji)

D.

(insert........ That's a bit rude for us innocents. But go on then)

You persuaded me too

I'll take the blame if I means I get to take you as well

But of course "

All my fault! All mine!

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Morning Fiddles!

It’s a fine art that’s for sure. I don’t court vulgarity and few have the ability to conduct a sexting chat without resorting to that"

This is the way I feel about it. Words like c**t etc I find a turn off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Fiddles, you filthy perve

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Morning Fiddles, you filthy perve "

Oooh there she is..... Come join Hippy, Fiddles, D and I in the naughty corner. Jo will be along soon.....

Crap. I meant angelic corner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Fiddles, you filthy perve

Oooh there she is..... Come join Hippy, Fiddles, D and I in the naughty corner. Jo will be along soon.....

Crap. I meant angelic corner. "

I'm coming, why are we in the naughty corner? Did you flash your boobs again?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Morning Fiddles, you filthy perve

Oooh there she is..... Come join Hippy, Fiddles, D and I in the naughty corner. Jo will be along soon.....

Crap. I meant angelic corner.

I'm coming, why are we in the naughty corner? Did you flash your boobs again? "

Not enough apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Fiddles, you filthy perve

Oooh there she is..... Come join Hippy, Fiddles, D and I in the naughty corner. Jo will be along soon.....

Crap. I meant angelic corner.

I'm coming, why are we in the naughty corner? Did you flash your boobs again?

Not enough apparently "

It’s not just the boobs were flashing in this corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Fiddles, you filthy perve

Oooh there she is..... Come join Hippy, Fiddles, D and I in the naughty corner. Jo will be along soon.....

Crap. I meant angelic corner.

I'm coming, why are we in the naughty corner? Did you flash your boobs again?

Not enough apparently

It’s not just the boobs were flashing in this corner "

We’re

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Fiddles, you filthy perve

Oooh there she is..... Come join Hippy, Fiddles, D and I in the naughty corner. Jo will be along soon.....

Crap. I meant angelic corner.

I'm coming, why are we in the naughty corner? Did you flash your boobs again?

Not enough apparently "

Never enough boobs

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Morning Fiddles, you filthy perve

Oooh there she is..... Come join Hippy, Fiddles, D and I in the naughty corner. Jo will be along soon.....

Crap. I meant angelic corner.

I'm coming, why are we in the naughty corner? Did you flash your boobs again?

Not enough apparently

It’s not just the boobs were flashing in this corner

We’re "

It's a bit of a sexy corner.....

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Morning Fiddles, you filthy perve

Oooh there she is..... Come join Hippy, Fiddles, D and I in the naughty corner. Jo will be along soon.....

Crap. I meant angelic corner.

I'm coming, why are we in the naughty corner? Did you flash your boobs again? "

Ooh you’re cumming, that’s the spirit.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I like it too, at the right time, with someone in person, not a random message!"

Right time right person is exactly what I meant.

Although it’s quite good in the gutter, at least you can only look up

Look up skirts mainly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like it too, at the right time, with someone in person, not a random message!

Right time right person is exactly what I meant.

Although it’s quite good in the gutter, at least you can only look up

Look up skirts mainly. "

The gutter is my favourite place

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I like it too, at the right time, with someone in person, not a random message!

Right time right person is exactly what I meant.

Although it’s quite good in the gutter, at least you can only look up

Look up skirts mainly.

The gutter is my favourite place "

Corner today, gutter tomorrow gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like it too, at the right time, with someone in person, not a random message!

Right time right person is exactly what I meant.

Although it’s quite good in the gutter, at least you can only look up

Look up skirts mainly.

The gutter is my favourite place

Corner today, gutter tomorrow gorgeous "

Okay okay gosh your bossy today, I might have to sit on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Fiddles, you filthy perve

Oooh there she is..... Come join Hippy, Fiddles, D and I in the naughty corner. Jo will be along soon.....

Crap. I meant angelic corner.

I'm coming, why are we in the naughty corner? Did you flash your boobs again?

Not enough apparently

It’s not just the boobs were flashing in this corner

We’re

It's a bit of a sexy corner..... "

It’s the place to be

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I like it too, at the right time, with someone in person, not a random message!

Right time right person is exactly what I meant.

Although it’s quite good in the gutter, at least you can only look up

Look up skirts mainly.

The gutter is my favourite place

Corner today, gutter tomorrow gorgeous

Okay okay gosh your bossy today, I might have to sit on you "

My evil (angelic) plan worked....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Morning Fiddles, you filthy perve

Oooh there she is..... Come join Hippy, Fiddles, D and I in the naughty corner. Jo will be along soon.....

Crap. I meant angelic corner.

I'm coming, why are we in the naughty corner? Did you flash your boobs again?

Not enough apparently

It’s not just the boobs were flashing in this corner

We’re

It's a bit of a sexy corner.....

It’s the place to be "

Best place indeed!

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Anyway, does anybody actually want to chat about naked thrutching shenanigans or what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway, does anybody actually want to chat about naked thrutching shenanigans or what? "

Sorry Fiddles, in a bit busy sitting on Posh's face....wanna give me a hand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*I'm

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Anyway, does anybody actually want to chat about naked thrutching shenanigans or what? "

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Love a bit of filth, esp in the scene"

It’s better IN the scene

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"*I'm "

I don’t know about a hand but I’ll pass you a ****

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Love a bit of filth, esp in the scene

It’s better IN the scene "

Is this scene available from the top shelf of the newsagents, next to Razzle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did this go the way you hoped it would OP, or the way you thought it would?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Did this go the way you hoped it would OP, or the way you thought it would? "

Luckily Lorenzo my fine buttocked man, I have no ideas or plans with pretty much anything I do.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Anyway, does anybody actually want to chat about naked thrutching shenanigans or what?

Sorry Fiddles, in a bit busy sitting on Posh's face....wanna give me a hand? "

If you're on my face surely I should get the hands?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Anyway, does anybody actually want to chat about naked thrutching shenanigans or what?

Sorry Fiddles, in a bit busy sitting on Posh's face....wanna give me a hand?

If you're on my face surely I should get the hands? "

That depends on where your sat.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Anyway, does anybody actually want to chat about naked thrutching shenanigans or what?

Sorry Fiddles, in a bit busy sitting on Posh's face....wanna give me a hand?

If you're on my face surely I should get the hands?

That depends on where your sat. "

Have you a seat for me?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Anyway, does anybody actually want to chat about naked thrutching shenanigans or what?

Sorry Fiddles, in a bit busy sitting on Posh's face....wanna give me a hand?

If you're on my face surely I should get the hands?

That depends on where your sat.

Have you a seat for me? "

If he doesn't and I'm pretty sure he does, then I have

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Anyway, does anybody actually want to chat about naked thrutching shenanigans or what?

Sorry Fiddles, in a bit busy sitting on Posh's face....wanna give me a hand?

If you're on my face surely I should get the hands?

That depends on where your sat.

Have you a seat for me?

If he doesn't and I'm pretty sure he does, then I have "

Ooooh but you're so petite.... I don't want to break you

And also..... Ooooofffffttttt

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Anyway, does anybody actually want to chat about naked thrutching shenanigans or what?

Sorry Fiddles, in a bit busy sitting on Posh's face....wanna give me a hand?

If you're on my face surely I should get the hands?

That depends on where your sat.

Have you a seat for me?

If he doesn't and I'm pretty sure he does, then I have

Ooooh but you're so petite.... I don't want to break you

And also..... Ooooofffffttttt "

I'm stronger than I look. Don't worry about me I can take it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Anyway, does anybody actually want to chat about naked thrutching shenanigans or what?

Sorry Fiddles, in a bit busy sitting on Posh's face....wanna give me a hand?

If you're on my face surely I should get the hands?

That depends on where your sat.

Have you a seat for me?

If he doesn't and I'm pretty sure he does, then I have

Ooooh but you're so petite.... I don't want to break you

And also..... Ooooofffffttttt

I'm stronger than I look. Don't worry about me I can take it "

Excellent! Take me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiddles, it looks like I'm free, where's those hands?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Anyway, does anybody actually want to chat about naked thrutching shenanigans or what?

Sorry Fiddles, in a bit busy sitting on Posh's face....wanna give me a hand?

If you're on my face surely I should get the hands?

That depends on where your sat.

Have you a seat for me?

If he doesn't and I'm pretty sure he does, then I have

Ooooh but you're so petite.... I don't want to break you

And also..... Ooooofffffttttt

I'm stronger than I look. Don't worry about me I can take it "

I don’t want to pull the masculine card but perhaps it would be best if you all sat on me

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Fiddles, it looks like I'm free, where's those hands? "

How does that feel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway, does anybody actually want to chat about naked thrutching shenanigans or what?

Sorry Fiddles, in a bit busy sitting on Posh's face....wanna give me a hand?

If you're on my face surely I should get the hands?

That depends on where your sat.

Have you a seat for me?

If he doesn't and I'm pretty sure he does, then I have

Ooooh but you're so petite.... I don't want to break you

And also..... Ooooofffffttttt

I'm stronger than I look. Don't worry about me I can take it

I don’t want to pull the masculine card but perhaps it would be best if you all sat on me "

Can I sit on your hand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fiddles, it looks like I'm free, where's those hands?

How does that feel. "

Perfect!

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Anyway, does anybody actually want to chat about naked thrutching shenanigans or what?

Sorry Fiddles, in a bit busy sitting on Posh's face....wanna give me a hand?

If you're on my face surely I should get the hands?

That depends on where your sat.

Have you a seat for me?

If he doesn't and I'm pretty sure he does, then I have

Ooooh but you're so petite.... I don't want to break you

And also..... Ooooofffffttttt

I'm stronger than I look. Don't worry about me I can take it

I don’t want to pull the masculine card but perhaps it would be best if you all sat on me

Can I sit on your hand? "

I wish you would, sit where you like.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good morning fiddles. I’m free this morning. Do you have any plans?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway, does anybody actually want to chat about naked thrutching shenanigans or what?

Sorry Fiddles, in a bit busy sitting on Posh's face....wanna give me a hand?

If you're on my face surely I should get the hands?

That depends on where your sat.

Have you a seat for me?

If he doesn't and I'm pretty sure he does, then I have

Ooooh but you're so petite.... I don't want to break you

And also..... Ooooofffffttttt

I'm stronger than I look. Don't worry about me I can take it

I don’t want to pull the masculine card but perhaps it would be best if you all sat on me

Can I sit on your hand?

I wish you would, sit where you like. "

Much better

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Good morning fiddles. I’m free this morning. Do you have any plans?"

Alas lying naked on a beach isn’t an option so I’m at a bit of a loose end, although I’m enjoying the prospect of being sat upon.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

The thing is, like any form of sexual interaction for me, there has to be a connection and chemistry for sexting to truly work, and that includes it just flowing naturally without being forced, and both of you being on the same wavelength so it does.

Done well and with the right person it's a bit like a game of chess, where you each anticipate the other's next move and almost instinctively react to it and that maintains the momentum and brings an element of "reality" to it.

It's definitely an art form though, with the wrong person, or someone who takes the blunt "I'm doing this to you now" approach it can be quite the turn off and actually quite boring - but find someone you really connect with and wowzers

The real joy is in being descriptive without being crude, teasing but not blunt, letting the other person visualise what you are visualising - they say a picture paints a thousand words, but a thousand words written just right can paint a pretty powerful picture too.

Sorry to interrupt the shenanigans

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Anyway, does anybody actually want to chat about naked thrutching shenanigans or what?

Sorry Fiddles, in a bit busy sitting on Posh's face....wanna give me a hand?

If you're on my face surely I should get the hands?

That depends on where your sat.

Have you a seat for me?

If he doesn't and I'm pretty sure he does, then I have

Ooooh but you're so petite.... I don't want to break you

And also..... Ooooofffffttttt

I'm stronger than I look. Don't worry about me I can take it

I don’t want to pull the masculine card but perhaps it would be best if you all sat on me "

I want to pull your masculinity. A lot. I'm definitely sitting on you sexy

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Good morning fiddles. I’m free this morning. Do you have any plans?

Alas lying naked on a beach isn’t an option so I’m at a bit of a loose end, although I’m enjoying the prospect of being sat upon. "

Is there room for one more?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"The thing is, like any form of sexual interaction for me, there has to be a connection and chemistry for sexting to truly work, and that includes it just flowing naturally without being forced, and both of you being on the same wavelength so it does.

Done well and with the right person it's a bit like a game of chess, where you each anticipate the other's next move and almost instinctively react to it and that maintains the momentum and brings an element of "reality" to it.

It's definitely an art form though, with the wrong person, or someone who takes the blunt "I'm doing this to you now" approach it can be quite the turn off and actually quite boring - but find someone you really connect with and wowzers

The real joy is in being descriptive without being crude, teasing but not blunt, letting the other person visualise what you are visualising - they say a picture paints a thousand words, but a thousand words written just right can paint a pretty powerful picture too.

Sorry to interrupt the shenanigans "

No apology needed. Very well put.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Anyway, does anybody actually want to chat about naked thrutching shenanigans or what?

Sorry Fiddles, in a bit busy sitting on Posh's face....wanna give me a hand?

If you're on my face surely I should get the hands?

That depends on where your sat.

Have you a seat for me?

If he doesn't and I'm pretty sure he does, then I have

Ooooh but you're so petite.... I don't want to break you

And also..... Ooooofffffttttt

I'm stronger than I look. Don't worry about me I can take it

I don’t want to pull the masculine card but perhaps it would be best if you all sat on me

I want to pull your masculinity. A lot. I'm definitely sitting on you sexy "

You’ve already pulled it.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Good morning fiddles. I’m free this morning. Do you have any plans?

Alas lying naked on a beach isn’t an option so I’m at a bit of a loose end, although I’m enjoying the prospect of being sat upon.

Is there room for one more? "

I certainly hope so.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Anyway, does anybody actually want to chat about naked thrutching shenanigans or what?

Sorry Fiddles, in a bit busy sitting on Posh's face....wanna give me a hand?

If you're on my face surely I should get the hands?

That depends on where your sat.

Have you a seat for me?

If he doesn't and I'm pretty sure he does, then I have

Ooooh but you're so petite.... I don't want to break you

And also..... Ooooofffffttttt

I'm stronger than I look. Don't worry about me I can take it

I don’t want to pull the masculine card but perhaps it would be best if you all sat on me

I want to pull your masculinity. A lot. I'm definitely sitting on you sexy

You’ve already pulled it. "

I plan to pull it again. And again. And again....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway, does anybody actually want to chat about naked thrutching shenanigans or what?

Sorry Fiddles, in a bit busy sitting on Posh's face....wanna give me a hand?

If you're on my face surely I should get the hands?

That depends on where your sat.

Have you a seat for me?

If he doesn't and I'm pretty sure he does, then I have

Ooooh but you're so petite.... I don't want to break you

And also..... Ooooofffffttttt

I'm stronger than I look. Don't worry about me I can take it

I don’t want to pull the masculine card but perhaps it would be best if you all sat on me

I want to pull your masculinity. A lot. I'm definitely sitting on you sexy

You’ve already pulled it.

I plan to pull it again. And again. And again.... "

Careful you don't pull it off

Let me help you out while your pulling

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Anyway, does anybody actually want to chat about naked thrutching shenanigans or what?

Sorry Fiddles, in a bit busy sitting on Posh's face....wanna give me a hand?

If you're on my face surely I should get the hands?

That depends on where your sat.

Have you a seat for me?

If he doesn't and I'm pretty sure he does, then I have

Ooooh but you're so petite.... I don't want to break you

And also..... Ooooofffffttttt

I'm stronger than I look. Don't worry about me I can take it

I don’t want to pull the masculine card but perhaps it would be best if you all sat on me

I want to pull your masculinity. A lot. I'm definitely sitting on you sexy

You’ve already pulled it.

I plan to pull it again. And again. And again....

Careful you don't pull it off

Let me help you out while your pulling "

Don’t suppose there’s any chance of some soothing massaging too, dare I say a warm wet place would make it feel better.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Anyway, does anybody actually want to chat about naked thrutching shenanigans or what?

Sorry Fiddles, in a bit busy sitting on Posh's face....wanna give me a hand?

If you're on my face surely I should get the hands?

That depends on where your sat.

Have you a seat for me?

If he doesn't and I'm pretty sure he does, then I have

Ooooh but you're so petite.... I don't want to break you

And also..... Ooooofffffttttt

I'm stronger than I look. Don't worry about me I can take it

I don’t want to pull the masculine card but perhaps it would be best if you all sat on me

I want to pull your masculinity. A lot. I'm definitely sitting on you sexy

You’ve already pulled it.

I plan to pull it again. And again. And again....

Careful you don't pull it off

Let me help you out while your pulling

Don’t suppose there’s any chance of some soothing massaging too, dare I say a warm wet place would make it feel better. "

I think we can arrange that

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