FabSwingers.com forum: How many forumites does it take to change a lightbulb?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Do you know? Do ya?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

69......it's the best answer you could wish for on a swingers site

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Nope.

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

1 to change it, and the other 30,000 to criticise it for being attached.

1 to change it, and 43 to question the boundaries of its swap and suggest it may do better doing something else

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Did you know, the bright ones 100w are banned from being imported, soon to be followed by the not so bright 60w ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

None....id light the candles

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"None....id light the candles"

Careful.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change? on the forums? surely not.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Change? on the forums? surely not."

At times, it must feel like King Canute.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

More importantly maybe, where's the lightbulb?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite one is how many skinheads?

One to change the lightbulb the other to kick the chair from underneath him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would suggest 1...

But the lightbulb must really want to change...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 - Admin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 - Admin.

Unless the Ninjas nick it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the light bulb verified?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

if it's comfortable as it is,

why should it have to change.

if you don't like it,move on.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"if it's comfortable as it is,

why should it have to change.

if you don't like it,move on.

............and then stub your toe on the coffee table you did'nt see as its dark!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"if it's comfortable as it is,

why should it have to change.

if you don't like it,move on.

............and then stub your toe on the coffee table you did'nt see as its dark!

lol

OUCH!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 and the remainder of the membership to ask what's wrong with their profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How old is the lightbulb? if it's not very old count one less forumite here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me me me

i know the answer!

Its!!! Wait for it!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Me me me

i know the answer!

Its!!! Wait for it!

Beat ya to it.... waaaaaaayyyyy up there ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^!

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Why the feck does the light bulb have to change? Every one is always ready to give an opinion!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Is the lightbulb married?

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"Is the lightbulb married?"

Does it matter? Married lightbulbs always get slated!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me me me

i know the answer!

Its!!! Wait for it!

Beat ya to it.... waaaaaaayyyyy up there ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^!

oh no!! Pants

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Me me me

i know the answer!

Its!!! Wait for it!

Beat ya to it.... waaaaaaayyyyy up there ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^!

oh no Pants

Let's see then

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Is the lightbulb married?

Does it matter? Married lightbulbs always get slated!"

I always thought the single lightbulbs got a bad deal on here.

Obviously, I would only be interested in a sleek energy saving bulb. No incandescent ones for me. Thats perverse!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

L.E.D.'s are the way to go.

Gangbang anyone?

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

One to do it...and all the people in their clique to agree with them ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the lightbulb hanging from a cord or is it fixed? I'm trying to find out if it swings both ways or if it's straight. It makes a difference y'know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

29!

2 to look at it and check the bulb for spelling mistakes.

2 to debate if its a real bulb or a fake

1 to check the floor underneath for dampness

2 to hold the ladder

1 to climb the ladder and check the hole with his cock and then leave.

1 fit one to come insert the bulb then to brag about his bulb fitting technique

10 to sit on the fence while shouting the whole procedure is being done wrong

3 to stir the pot with the eye of newt and wing of bats in

5 to hit the report button with fictitious rule infringements

2 more to say a woman could have inserted to better.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Lmfao @balls....how long did that take you to work out?

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"29!

2 to look at it and check the bulb for spelling mistakes.

2 to debate if its a real bulb or a fake

1 to check the floor underneath for dampness

2 to hold the ladder

1 to climb the ladder and check the hole with his cock and then leave.

1 fit one to come insert the bulb then to brag about his bulb fitting technique

10 to sit on the fence while shouting the whole procedure is being done wrong

3 to stir the pot with the eye of newt and wing of bats in

5 to hit the report button with fictitious rule infringements

2 more to say a woman could have inserted to better.

You forgot ...

1 to hold a remote control alongside to see if it measures up

5 to accuse the bulb of being a time waster because it called itself a lamp

3 to check it out on tin-eye to see if it matches up to the picture on the box

10 to scream that it's not a Big Beautiful Bulb at all but simply an incandescent fatty

6 to fawn and say they prefer traditional shaped ones as they're 'real bulbs'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lmfao @balls....how long did that take you to work out?

I watched when the last one went out

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