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By *ortfadda_lad OP   Man
over a year ago

carrick on shannon

Sorry folks I wont go on 2 long..my mother in law & I hav always got on...exchange wats apps etc...usually a bit dirty...2nite she sends me one...& afterwards says were da same...after a few messages...I ask why da same & she says we like a laugh etc...@ da end of da txt she says...I hope your being a good boy....which I reply I never am like your other boring sons in laws....which I get we'll chat when u call & see me...

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Wrong thread methinks

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

and the advice you need?

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Sorry folks I wont go on 2 long..my mother in law & I hav always got on...exchange wats apps etc...usually a bit dirty...2nite she sends me one...& afterwards says were da same...after a few messages...I ask why da same & she says we like a laugh etc...@ da end of da txt she says...I hope your being a good boy....which I reply I never am like your other boring sons in laws....which I get we'll chat when u call & see me..."

Sounds like a fantasy?

If it’s not... then delete the messages and don’t text her again unless you absolutely have to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank

You'll lose your daft notions once you've spunked up

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By *ortfadda_lad OP   Man
over a year ago

carrick on shannon

Am I taking her up wrong...r does she want more!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So your wife's mum? So what happens after you shag her? You ready to deal with the consequences.

Stop the messaging end of.how many families you willing to destroy to get your leg over.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Am I taking her up wrong...r does she want more!!!!"

even if she does you need to step away and only text her in extreme emergencies in future. One of you needs to keep a sensible head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck her right in the pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Step away from the mum

In law!

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By *ortfadda_lad OP   Man
over a year ago

carrick on shannon

Im sorry for being a bolox...but is she looking for more r messing havin a laugh....dats wat I cant decide???

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Well your wife has a lovely mum doesn't she

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im sorry for being a bolox...but is she looking for more r messing havin a laugh....dats wat I cant decide???"

What does it matter. Stop the messaging unless it's family related. It doesn't matter what she wants have respect for your wife and family.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

You’re on da wrong thread !

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Im sorry for being a bolox...but is she looking for more r messing havin a laugh....dats wat I cant decide???"

Just having a laugh.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Im sorry for being a bolox...but is she looking for more r messing havin a laugh....dats wat I cant decide???"

why does it matter? Don't be that guy, just stop encouraging it.

I text my son in law but I would never, ever cross the line even for a joke I have too much respect for my daughter

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Question.....is she a MILILF ?

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Lads ... he is looking for us to tell him its okay to go fuck his mother in law...

I've seen all sorts on here but this tops it....

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Lads ... he is looking for us to tell him its okay to go fuck his mother in law...

I've seen all sorts on here but this tops it....

"

I would love to know what you’ve ‘seen’ on here. We could swap stories

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

I be mortified if I was your wife and found that out , there are some lines you dint cross and that's one of them how would u feel if your wife was having them chats with your dad it's just not right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus Christ

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest


"Lads ... he is looking for us to tell him its okay to go fuck his mother in law...

I've seen all sorts on here but this tops it....

Alot of gobshites that are looking for justifications to cross lines ...

Not much really bahahahahahha

I would love to know what you’ve ‘seen’ on here. We could swap stories "

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By *atJWMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Im sorry for being a bolox...but is she looking for more r messing havin a laugh....dats wat I cant decide???"

Instead of messing with your mother-in -law how about doing something more constructive, like learning how to spell and use grammar properly to construct intelligent sensible sentences!!!!

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Ask your da

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My advice would be to wake up

If this is legit (hmm) then my advice would be to tell your MIL to leave you alone, you block her number and you only speak civilly at family events

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

A mother who over steps the boundaries between mother and daughter I have no respect for.

If it's a come on then she's bang out of order!!

Either way it's not good because you're taking it as such...so there's a problem. Back away from the mother!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Lads ... he is looking for us to tell him its okay to go fuck his mother in law...

I've seen all sorts on here but this tops it....

"

You won't seen much if this tops it lol

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"Sorry folks I wont go on 2 long..my mother in law & I hav always got on...exchange wats apps etc...usually a bit dirty...2nite she sends me one...& afterwards says were da same...after a few messages...I ask why da same & she says we like a laugh etc...@ da end of da txt she says...I hope your being a good boy....which I reply I never am like your other boring sons in laws....which I get we'll chat when u call & see me..."

Do not be a idiot say away well away...

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

...and then you woke up.

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By *rongstantineWoman
over a year ago

hull

Why not ask your wife to join you both?

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

Did you ever think that she might be testing you to see if you will cheat on her daughter

It’s a slippery slope

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

[Removed by poster at 21/07/20 08:21:23]

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"Why not ask your wife to join you both?"

Would you have sex with your mother...

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Sounds like gobbilygook to me.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Sorry folks I wont go on 2 long..my mother in law & I hav always got on...exchange wats apps etc...usually a bit dirty...2nite she sends me one...& afterwards says were da same...after a few messages...I ask why da same & she says we like a laugh etc...@ da end of da txt she says...I hope your being a good boy....which I reply I never am like your other boring sons in laws....which I get we'll chat when u call & see me..."

Do it... da only way 2 B sure

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By *rongstantineWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Why not ask your wife to join you both?

Would you have sex with your mother... "

Isn't it a standard fantasy or is that only applicable for step-parents and siblings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See what blue smarties do too your dreams -and back in the real world of hand cream and Kleenex ..........

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest


"Lads ... he is looking for us to tell him its okay to go fuck his mother in law...

I've seen all sorts on here but this tops it....

You won't seen much if this tops it lol "

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By *ackdaw52Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Jeremy Kyle got cancelled ages ago. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeremy Kyle got cancelled ages ago. Sorry."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait for the next family gathering

A wedding or christening would be good

Then fuck her in the disabled toilet or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like gobbilygook to me. "

Me too found it hard to comprehend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d step right away from dat if I were you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus Christ "

I don't think he had a mother in law and certainly isn't on Fab?

Thou shalt not fuck da mother in law....

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Throw your phone in a lake.

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By *attooBBWWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Wait for the next family gathering

A wedding or christening would be good

Then fuck her in the disabled toilet or something "

This is the advice I’d go with. Film it too, just in case.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

I reckon it's the wife and her mum testing him.

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

How low can u go do ppl not have basic morals anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's just occurred to me that you could be on for a "sportsman's double".

Don't listen to the haters, see if you can smash both these birds up at once you utter legend.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Gotta be bullshit surely, I'm guessing the MIL is older than I am, and I have noooooo fucking clue what half of that says or means. Unless she is proper "down with the kids" and does the text talk too of course, in which case... get yourself a grip.

If your wife and her mum have a semi decent relationship who would she turn to when she finds out her husband is a cheat? Her mum probably for consolation.

Don't take that away from her too.

Be a man, not a child.

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