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By *John OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I have some chilli plants growing in pots on the window sill. They've been doing great, producing lots of flowers. But then the flowers die and drop off.

The internet tells me that this is because they're not being pollinated - no insects inside to do the job. If you grow them indoors you have to pollinate them yourself. Stroke the bits inside the flower to transfer the pollen where it needs to go.

So I've been wanking my pot plants.

What did you never think you'd end up doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spending my time reading and posting on this forum

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I have some chilli plants growing in pots on the window sill. They've been doing great, producing lots of flowers. But then the flowers die and drop off.

The internet tells me that this is because they're not being pollinated - no insects inside to do the job. If you grow them indoors you have to pollinate them yourself. Stroke the bits inside the flower to transfer the pollen where it needs to go.

So I've been wanking my pot plants.

What did you never think you'd end up doing?"

this made me laugh.

There are loads of things I never thought I'd end up doing.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"I have some chilli plants growing in pots on the window sill. They've been doing great, producing lots of flowers. But then the flowers die and drop off.

The internet tells me that this is because they're not being pollinated - no insects inside to do the job. If you grow them indoors you have to pollinate them yourself. Stroke the bits inside the flower to transfer the pollen where it needs to go.

So I've been wanking my pot plants.

What did you never think you'd end up doing?"

So sorry I read that as wanking on my pot plants first time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have some chilli plants growing in pots on the window sill. They've been doing great, producing lots of flowers. But then the flowers die and drop off.

The internet tells me that this is because they're not being pollinated - no insects inside to do the job. If you grow them indoors you have to pollinate them yourself. Stroke the bits inside the flower to transfer the pollen where it needs to go.

So I've been wanking my pot plants.

What did you never think you'd end up doing?"

You know you could have put it outside for a few hours everyday, much easier than tossing off the chilli

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

If you toss yourself off after tossing off the chilli it will sting

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

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over a year ago

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