FabSwingers.com forum: Omg the cheek of some people !

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Just been asked for my number by a MAN in the petrol station!!!

I said I am very sorry but I am totally straight and only go out with women and wished him well in his search for whatever he was looking for !!

He then glared at me and said " I meant your pump number Sir !!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ha ha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your pump is numbered? Or did he mean length?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Your pump is numbered? Or did he mean length?

Luckily I'll never know

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Just been asked for my number by a MAN in the petrol station!!!

I said I am very sorry but I am totally straight and only go out with women and wished him well in his search for whatever he was looking for !!

He then glared at me and said " I meant your pump number Sir !!!!"

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Did you say 6 pumps and you’re done?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Just been asked for my number by a MAN in the petrol station!!!

I said I am very sorry but I am totally straight and only go out with women and wished him well in his search for whatever he was looking for !!

He then glared at me and said " I meant your pump number Sir !!!!"

Did you say 6 pumps and you’re done?

Air trigger at the minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stopped counting when I couldn't remember their name in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is what you should have said.... oops

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Is what you should have said.... oops "

I dont think that would have worked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha!

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By *avenTinaCouple
over a year ago

Southport

"Just been asked for my number by a MAN in the petrol station!!!

I said I am very sorry but I am totally straight and only go out with women and wished him well in his search for whatever he was looking for !!

He then glared at me and said " I meant your pump number Sir !!!!"

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. Very witty )

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

pp has been reading nowhereman's joke book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny, did not see the punchline comming

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"pp has been reading nowhereman's joke book

You're just jealous of my dad bod, don't be hating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been asked for my number by a MAN in the petrol station!!!

I said I am very sorry but I am totally straight and only go out with women and wished him well in his search for whatever he was looking for !!

He then glared at me and said " I meant your pump number Sir !!!!"

Thanks for the laugh!

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

"pp has been reading nowhereman's joke book

That wouldn't have taken very long then

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