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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

There must be one, I’ve been having trouble trying to describe how I’d like to lick somebody’s bum crack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

intergluteal cleft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock rest, innit.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Bum crack works.....

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By *kiolo1Couple
over a year ago

Whitland

"intergluteal cleft"

brill

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"intergluteal cleft"

That sounds correct if not romantic, as we know, sticking your tongue in somebody’s bum crack is the height of romance.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Cock rest, innit....."

Are you going for the pink or the brown

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Bum crack works..... "

Mine doesn’t, it was laid off.

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By *itch74Woman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

gluteus maximus that's the proper name for bum crack.... Google it lmfao....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock rest, innit.....

Are you going for the pink or the brown

Do I have to choose one.....?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bum crack works.....

Mine doesn’t, it was laid off. "

Good severance package?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There must be one, I’ve been having trouble trying to describe how I’d like to lick somebody’s bum crack.

So you’d like to rim them...

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"gluteus maximus that's the proper name for bum crack.... Google it lmfao....

How did the predictive suggestions work on that one.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"There must be one, I’ve been having trouble trying to describe how I’d like to lick somebody’s bum crack.

So you’d like to rim them...

Not necessarily, hence the question, I know what the bum hole is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gluteus Maximus - father to a murdered son etc

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Bum crack works.....

Mine doesn’t, it was laid off.

Good severance package? "

Not really, it was shafted.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bum crack works.....

Mine doesn’t, it was laid off.

Good severance package?

Not really, it was shafted. "

Good work if you can get it.....

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Cock rest, innit.....

Are you going for the pink or the brown

Do I have to choose one.....?

Not unless you pot a red in between.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fart channel? Sweat drain....?

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By *itch74Woman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"gluteus maximus that's the proper name for bum crack.... Google it lmfao....

How did the predictive suggestions work on that one. "

The intergluteal cleft, also known by a number of synonyms, including natal cleft, butt crack and cluneal cleft, is the groove between the buttocks that runs from just below the sacrum to the perineum, so named because it forms the visible border between the external rounded protrusions of the gluteus maximus muscles.

I just typed proper name for bum crack an guess what... This came up

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Fart channel? Sweat drain....?

Imagine one of those little pots that hang under bar be ques.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"gluteus maximus that's the proper name for bum crack.... Google it lmfao....

How did the predictive suggestions work on that one.

I just typed proper name for bum crack an guess what... This came up

I like cluneal crack. Or your cluney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick squeeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There must be one, I’ve been having trouble trying to describe how I’d like to lick somebody’s bum crack.

I’d love to slide my tongue down the cleft of your bottom? How’s that?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"There must be one, I’ve been having trouble trying to describe how I’d like to lick somebody’s bum crack.

I’d love to slide my tongue down the cleft of your bottom? How’s that?

"
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That sounds spot on.

Oh and thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perenium

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love canyon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"intergluteal cleft

brill"

That’s the medicine term for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"gluteus maximus that's the proper name for bum crack.... Google it lmfao....

How did the predictive suggestions work on that one.

I just typed proper name for bum crack an guess what... This came up

Butt groove!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Marianas Trench

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By *arksxMan
over a year ago

Leicester / London

Anal cleavage

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Marianas Trench

That’s a big butt

I cannot lie.

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Farting clappers

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I do enjoy a but of buttock cleavage. On a woman, not a man builder who's doing me a fence.

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

Anal runway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"gluteus maximus that's the proper name for bum crack.... Google it lmfao....

How did the predictive suggestions work on that one.

I just typed proper name for bum crack an guess what... This came up

I like cluneal crack. Or your cluney

George?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"gluteus maximus that's the proper name for bum crack.... Google it lmfao....

How did the predictive suggestions work on that one.

I just typed proper name for bum crack an guess what... This came up

Me too.

I like crena analis, arena interglutealis or rima ani.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Spunk tunnel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The canyon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"gluteus maximus that's the proper name for bum crack.... Google it lmfao....

How did the predictive suggestions work on that one.

I just typed proper name for bum crack an guess what... This came up

Me too.

I like crena analis, arena interglutealis or rima ani.

Rimmer Alley

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By *elboy321Man
over a year ago

Paisley

Shuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Splitarse but in full English it's ...

Splittttahhhhhhse

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"The canyon?"

Yours looks aGrand

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Bike park

Valley of no return

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Bum cleft

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By *itch74Woman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"gluteus maximus that's the proper name for bum crack.... Google it lmfao....

How did the predictive suggestions work on that one.

I just typed proper name for bum crack an guess what... This came up

I like cluneal crack. Or your cluney

Definitely George

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By *itch74Woman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"gluteus maximus that's the proper name for bum crack.... Google it lmfao....

How did the predictive suggestions work on that one.

I just typed proper name for bum crack an guess what... This came up

Me too.

I like crena analis, arena interglutealis or rima ani.

Oh boy..... Don't ya just love Google

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I was a big Viz fan... This reminds me of a readers letter....

Not exactly the bum crack but it is the same general area...

I won't attempt the geordie accent...

"the bit of skin between your cunt and arse is called your notcher... Because its not your arse and its not your cunt"...

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By *adyx4Woman
over a year ago

Durham

"intergluteal cleft

That sounds correct if not romantic, as we know, sticking your tongue in somebody’s bum crack is the height of romance. "

Does tongue punch your fart box sound better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batty crease.... Well it as at least according to my Jamaican family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"gluteus maximus that's the proper name for bum crack.... Google it lmfao....

How did the predictive suggestions work on that one.

I just typed proper name for bum crack an guess what... This came up

I like cluneal crack. Or your cluney

Definitely George

Great minds... ^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"gluteus maximus that's the proper name for bum crack.... Google it lmfao....

How did the predictive suggestions work on that one.

I just typed proper name for bum crack an guess what... This came up

Me too.

I like crena analis, arena interglutealis or rima ani.

Oh boy..... Don't ya just love Google

I'm more a DuckDuckGo man myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"intergluteal cleft

That sounds correct if not romantic, as we know, sticking your tongue in somebody’s bum crack is the height of romance.

Does tongue punch your fart box sound better?

That’s such a Scottish term for it but a mean who doesn’t love they frat box being tongue punched or a fist lol x

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By *adyx4Woman
over a year ago

Durham

"intergluteal cleft

That sounds correct if not romantic, as we know, sticking your tongue in somebody’s bum crack is the height of romance.

Does tongue punch your fart box sound better?

That’s such a Scottish term for it but a mean who doesn’t love they frat box being tongue punched or a fist lol x"

Tongue yes please! Fist ouch!

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By *adyx4Woman
over a year ago

Durham

"intergluteal cleft

That sounds correct if not romantic, as we know, sticking your tongue in somebody’s bum crack is the height of romance.

Does tongue punch your fart box sound better?

That’s such a Scottish term for it but a mean who doesn’t love they frat box being tongue punched or a fist lol x"

the word boabie - my favourite

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Bottom cleavage?

Workman's bum? - I'd love to do a bit of D.I.Y. Let's fill the Cracks in together and the holes in the walls too....

Rocky canyons of botttom cheeks?

Nice room with a view.....

You could say:- "Hey, nice The gluteus maximus!" You would be medically correct (as the peeps say above)

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"intergluteal cleft

That sounds correct if not romantic, as we know, sticking your tongue in somebody’s bum crack is the height of romance.

Does tongue punch your fart box sound better?

Oh much better. Do you mind

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Bike rack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some cracks are bigger than others. I'm gonna call mine Geoff if that's ok....

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