FabSwingers.com forum: Coconut oil massage

By *xmfrvn OP Man
over a year ago

My housemate's moving out & tried to chuck out a full pot of coconut oil. Surely this is the universe telling me to open a massage parlour.

Taking bookings now. Introductory rates. Wrestling package for parties of 2+ available.

Who's getting slippery?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

So many uses and completely edible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grow a beard and make your own beard oil?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if you're 'fab straight'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if you're 'fab straight'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please!

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By *xmfrvn OP Man
over a year ago

"So many uses and completely edible

I think it might be my favourite thing of all.

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By *xmfrvn OP Man
over a year ago

"Grow a beard and make your own beard oil? "

Well bearded already, good shout though. I've cobbled together a face scrub before.

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By *xmfrvn OP Man
over a year ago

"Only if you're 'fab straight'.

I'll book you in with the intern then.

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By *xmfrvn OP Man
over a year ago

"Yes please!

Is it the wrestling package you're interested in? You're required to sign a waiver against stacking it & general slick mishaps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Delightfully slippery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grow a beard and make your own beard oil?

Well bearded already, good shout though. I've cobbled together a face scrub before. "

Awh yeah? How did the scrub go? What you use for it?

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By *xmfrvn OP Man
over a year ago

"Delightfully slippery

Who's on your wrestling team then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many uses and completely edible

Excellent with a delicate after taste...

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By *xmfrvn OP Man
over a year ago

"Grow a beard and make your own beard oil?

Well bearded already, good shout though. I've cobbled together a face scrub before.

Awh yeah? How did the scrub go? What you use for it? "

Just spent coffee grounds, bit of an ordeal at first so the finer the better. Leaves your skin in a good way though. Amazing how much caffeine is still in it, sets me pinging.

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