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Bloody Magpies really don't like them

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP   Man
over a year ago

Torquay

First I see one then I say that thing that avoids bad luck even though I try to tell myself I'm not superstitious, then another one turns up and I think ok good luck coming, then a third turns up and I think even better I'm going to meet a girl.

Then the fourth one arrives and I think ok a gay or bi guy will be messaging me again.

That gets me thinking about my polite stock replies I always give, that in turn reminds me of a couple of songs I like do I'm on YouTube for a listen.

That enevitably leads me to watching those "reacts to" vids which really are rubbish by then it's getting on and I've had too much wine and I'm going to regret it the next day.

And then it all happens again, that's why I don't like magpies.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I like magpies, but I'm not in any way suspicious about them.

They're such attractive birds, and I love the way they chatter to each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever since a kid under my mother's influence, I have to salute a single magpie. I make it slick too...or if in public a sly little raise of the hand pretending im wiping my forehead

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By *ing_of_the_swingers400Man
over a year ago

edinbugh

They are very noisy birds, got a nest of them in a near by tree

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP   Man
over a year ago

Torquay


" Ever since a kid under my mother's influence, I have to salute a single magpie. I make it slick too...or if in public a sly little raise of the hand pretending im wiping my forehead "

I know it, trouble is I see them every time I look out the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Ever since a kid under my mother's influence, I have to salute a single magpie. I make it slick too...or if in public a sly little raise of the hand pretending im wiping my forehead

I know it, trouble is I see them every time I look out the window"

Well stop looking out the window then you’ll only get into bother again

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By *uskymotoMan
over a year ago

Cumbria

Pity they'll kill small birds and raid their nests for eggs. An estimate in BASC magazine estimated possibly 200 eggs a year eaten by each adult magpie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it when I see one and I'm like wtf only one

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

I saw 14 in the same bit of grass last night when out for a walk

Lovely birds, but also horrible. I rescued a baby dove from one a few months ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Ever since a kid under my mother's influence, I have to salute a single magpie. I make it slick too...or if in public a sly little raise of the hand pretending im wiping my forehead "

I have to do this too

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"They are very noisy birds, got a nest of them in a near by tree"

Or when one starts giving it large at fuck off o'clock in the morning when it's perched on the communal aerial which is directly above my bedroom window

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP   Man
over a year ago

Torquay


" Ever since a kid under my mother's influence, I have to salute a single magpie. I make it slick too...or if in public a sly little raise of the hand pretending im wiping my forehead

I know it, trouble is I see them every time I look out the window

Well stop looking out the window then you’ll only get into bother again "

I know it comes across like I'm a curtain twitcher but one entire wall is window and it looks out across Torbay so not easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Ever since a kid under my mother's influence, I have to salute a single magpie. I make it slick too...or if in public a sly little raise of the hand pretending im wiping my forehead

I know it, trouble is I see them every time I look out the window

Well stop looking out the window then you’ll only get into bother again

I know it comes across like I'm a curtain twitcher but one entire wall is window and it looks out across Torbay so not easy"

I look out over Grimsby not got quite the same ring to it has it

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

They don’t kill squirrels do they?

We’ve had a few magpies appear regularly since lockdown (as well at lots of other birds) but we have always had a squirrel who runs along our fence twice a day and I’ve not seen him for a bit.

Could he be intimidated? Or dead? Or just having a breather from our fence?

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Natural born killers.

Horrible things.

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP   Man
over a year ago

Torquay


"They don’t kill squirrels do they?

We’ve had a few magpies appear regularly since lockdown (as well at lots of other birds) but we have always had a squirrel who runs along our fence twice a day and I’ve not seen him for a bit.

Could he be intimidated? Or dead? Or just having a breather from our fence?"

Don't think so, there's a family of four magpies near me and squirrels are still running around the car park, shame it's grey squirrels but that's not their fault

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


" Ever since a kid under my mother's influence, I have to salute a single magpie. I make it slick too...or if in public a sly little raise of the hand pretending im wiping my forehead

I know it, trouble is I see them every time I look out the window

Well stop looking out the window then you’ll only get into bother again

I know it comes across like I'm a curtain twitcher but one entire wall is window and it looks out across Torbay so not easy

I look out over Grimsby not got quite the same ring to it has it "

Were you expecting to see, Sydney Opera House perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plain....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Ever since a kid under my mother's influence, I have to salute a single magpie. I make it slick too...or if in public a sly little raise of the hand pretending im wiping my forehead

I know it, trouble is I see them every time I look out the window

Well stop looking out the window then you’ll only get into bother again

I know it comes across like I'm a curtain twitcher but one entire wall is window and it looks out across Torbay so not easy

I look out over Grimsby not got quite the same ring to it has it

Were you expecting to see, Sydney Opera House perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plain.... "

Yes Basil

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"They don’t kill squirrels do they?

We’ve had a few magpies appear regularly since lockdown (as well at lots of other birds) but we have always had a squirrel who runs along our fence twice a day and I’ve not seen him for a bit.

Could he be intimidated? Or dead? Or just having a breather from our fence?

Don't think so, there's a family of four magpies near me and squirrels are still running around the car park, shame it's grey squirrels but that's not their fault"

That’s ok then. And your view sounds lovely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP   Man
over a year ago

Torquay


" Ever since a kid under my mother's influence, I have to salute a single magpie. I make it slick too...or if in public a sly little raise of the hand pretending im wiping my forehead

I know it, trouble is I see them every time I look out the window

Well stop looking out the window then you’ll only get into bother again

I know it comes across like I'm a curtain twitcher but one entire wall is window and it looks out across Torbay so not easy

I look out over Grimsby not got quite the same ring to it has it

Were you expecting to see, Sydney Opera House perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plain.... "

Qué? I am from Barcelona

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magpies are ok...its them bloody Mackems. Remember soxy...bloody Mackem fecker

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By *heltenhamBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Magpies? Horrible little bastards... raiding the blackbirds nests, killing their young.... cackling away, strutting around as if they own the place!!

Severely tempted to get an air rifle and pick the buggers off....more likely a Larsen trap though

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