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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

So I managed to hit my thumb and shouted out the F word

I did promise myself as a new year resolution to try to use chuffing instead but the F word is always out before I even think of saying chuffing

What's your go to swear word ?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"So I managed to hit my thumb and shouted out the F word

I did promise myself as a new year resolution to try to use chuffing instead but the F word is always out before I even think of saying chuffing

What's your go to swear word ?

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whoops a daisy especially when I’ve just hit my thump with my claw hammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kurwa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the C word it suits me and I have one

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

I must admit I’m not a lover of people who swear constantly especially women some proper potty mouths about especially on fab

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Buggeration!"

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I must admit I’m not a lover of people who swear constantly especially women some proper potty mouths about especially on fab

You'd hate me then!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Stroganoff

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"I must admit I’m not a lover of people who swear constantly especially women some proper potty mouths about especially on fab

You'd hate me then!

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hates a strong word

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Henry Fonda

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote

Sugar puffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to mix them up, keep things spicy.

"Mother of fuck."

"What the shit."

"Suck a fuck."

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Bejabbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt!

One of my favourite words

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By *abonWoman
over a year ago

L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham

Bollocks. And fuck.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

My old RE teacher said that people who use bad language have low intelligence and would not get into heaven Jesus I was 7 years old and terrified of swearing lol

I used to think if I say it under my breath the big man won’t hear me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putain

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Stroganoff "

I cooked one of those a couple of weeks ago, then said flip floppin' 'ector, this is mighty fine

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I use fuck quite a lot

For fuck's sake

Oh my fucking god

Jesus Christ al-fucking-mighty

Fuck fuck fuckety fuck

And you can't beat a simple "fuck right off"

It would appear that I blaspheme quite a lot as well

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

My hubby uses gee wizz

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Long story but I used to know some Mormon guys back in the day, and their swear of choice was '"Fetching Days!"

I still use it occasionally

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Cunting bollocks!

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

" My old RE teacher said that people who use bad language have low intelligence and would not get into heaven Jesus I was 7 years old and terrified of swearing lol

I used to think if I say it under my breath the big man won’t hear me

Lots of people think that, with very little evidence to back it up. There's no reason at all why saying Fudge instead of Fuck shows higher intelligence.

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By *adbod74Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Fucks sake lol, seems to be my answer to a lot just lately

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

" My old RE teacher said that people who use bad language have low intelligence and would not get into heaven Jesus I was 7 years old and terrified of swearing lol

I used to think if I say it under my breath the big man won’t hear me

Lots of people think that, with very little evidence to back it up. There's no reason at all why saying Fudge instead of Fuck shows higher intelligence."

Billy Connolly said something similar - not that he doesn't know other words, he just likes the sound of fucking sweary words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twunt...

Pampers... Someone who self absorbs and full of sh*te

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must admit I’m not a lover of people who swear constantly especially women some proper potty mouths about especially on fab

I love my potty mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck, Shit or C**t are my favourites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

When I used to go to church youth group, they used to say if you stub your toe, try shouting "Praise the Lord!" instead of the more natural expletives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh bum......

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Kurwa!"

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"When I used to go to church youth group, they used to say if you stub your toe, try shouting "Praise the Lord!" instead of the more natural expletives.

I am so going to use this this week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck, Shit or C**t are my favourites"

Never heard of see star star tee as an expletive?

That said people think I come from Kent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus, Mary and Joseph....in an Irish accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kurwa!"

Lol

It depends OP. I can curse in a few languages, but if in English it will be definitely "fcuk" as am having two young kids

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Jesus, Mary and Joseph....in an Irish accent"

Belfast or Wexford Doc?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kurwa!

I wasn't directing it at you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cock in my mouth mouth stops my bad language

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Kurwa!

I wasn't directing it at you

it's just sexy.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I often say cupcake in place of cunt. We often had to self censor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kurwa!

I wasn't directing it at you

it's just sexy."

In what way, it's a pretty universal word

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Mine is the f word. I’m rather fond of the c word too, but mostly because of the shock factor especially from a plain Jane like myself

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Kurwa!

I wasn't directing it at you

it's just sexy.

In what way, it's a pretty universal word

Ok then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its scientifically proven that to swear when suffer sudden sharp pain or shock kicks in the endorphins that ease pain, my all time favourite is simply TWAT! does it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kurwa!

I wasn't directing it at you

it's just sexy.

In what way, it's a pretty universal word

Ok then"

It can be used that way

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Kurwa!

I wasn't directing it at you

it's just sexy.

In what way, it's a pretty universal word

Ok then

It can be used that way

What way?

I just like how it sounds. I first heard it when someone cut a finger. Might have helped she was hot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kurwa!

I wasn't directing it at you

it's just sexy.

In what way, it's a pretty universal word

Ok then

It can be used that way

What way?

I just like how it sounds. I first heard it when someone cut a finger. Might have helped she was hot... "

It's a bit like fuck. You can say oh fuck, holy fuck, what the fuck, fuck sake, fuck a duck. Kurwa is like an enhancing/amplifying word

Haha that's interesting, I usually say it when I fucked up and it's too late to correct my mistake

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By *tockinglover2018Man
over a year ago

Warrington

Absolute cunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Regarding pain once managed to hit myself in forehead with sledge hammer lol simply said oh before slumping on to garden bench stunned

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Kurwa!

I wasn't directing it at you

it's just sexy.

In what way, it's a pretty universal word

Ok then

It can be used that way

What way?

I just like how it sounds. I first heard it when someone cut a finger. Might have helped she was hot...

It's a bit like fuck. You can say oh fuck, holy fuck, what the fuck, fuck sake, fuck a duck. Kurwa is like an enhancing/amplifying word

Haha that's interesting, I usually say it when I fucked up and it's too late to correct my mistake

I see! Haha maybe she did that thing when you realise you've cut yourself a split second before you feel the pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kurwa!

I wasn't directing it at you

it's just sexy.

In what way, it's a pretty universal word

Ok then

It can be used that way

What way?

I just like how it sounds. I first heard it when someone cut a finger. Might have helped she was hot...

It's a bit like fuck. You can say oh fuck, holy fuck, what the fuck, fuck sake, fuck a duck. Kurwa is like an enhancing/amplifying word

Haha that's interesting, I usually say it when I fucked up and it's too late to correct my mistake

I see! Haha maybe she did that thing when you realise you've cut yourself a split second before you feel the pain

. "

That brings me back to using a ceramic knife for the first time and the sudden warmth in my finger when I was cutting a nectarine

. The knife was half way in my thumb!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else managed to bounce a sledge hammer off a washing line or am i just special

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Kurwa!

I wasn't directing it at you

it's just sexy.

In what way, it's a pretty universal word

Ok then

It can be used that way

What way?

I just like how it sounds. I first heard it when someone cut a finger. Might have helped she was hot...

It's a bit like fuck. You can say oh fuck, holy fuck, what the fuck, fuck sake, fuck a duck. Kurwa is like an enhancing/amplifying word

Haha that's interesting, I usually say it when I fucked up and it's too late to correct my mistake

I see! Haha maybe she did that thing when you realise you've cut yourself a split second before you feel the pain

That brings me back to using a ceramic knife for the first time and the sudden warmth in my finger when I was cutting a nectarine

. The knife was half way in my thumb!"

Oh jesus. Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kurwa!

I wasn't directing it at you

it's just sexy.

In what way, it's a pretty universal word

Ok then

It can be used that way

What way?

I just like how it sounds. I first heard it when someone cut a finger. Might have helped she was hot...

It's a bit like fuck. You can say oh fuck, holy fuck, what the fuck, fuck sake, fuck a duck. Kurwa is like an enhancing/amplifying word

Haha that's interesting, I usually say it when I fucked up and it's too late to correct my mistake

I see! Haha maybe she did that thing when you realise you've cut yourself a split second before you feel the pain

That brings me back to using a ceramic knife for the first time and the sudden warmth in my finger when I was cutting a nectarine

. The knife was half way in my thumb!

Oh jesus. Ouch! "

I was actually smiling when I was reading this conversation. Until I got to the word nectarine. I'm not smiling anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kurwa!

I wasn't directing it at you

it's just sexy.

In what way, it's a pretty universal word

Ok then

It can be used that way

What way?

I just like how it sounds. I first heard it when someone cut a finger. Might have helped she was hot...

It's a bit like fuck. You can say oh fuck, holy fuck, what the fuck, fuck sake, fuck a duck. Kurwa is like an enhancing/amplifying word

Haha that's interesting, I usually say it when I fucked up and it's too late to correct my mistake

I see! Haha maybe she did that thing when you realise you've cut yourself a split second before you feel the pain

That brings me back to using a ceramic knife for the first time and the sudden warmth in my finger when I was cutting a nectarine

. The knife was half way in my thumb!

Oh jesus. Ouch!

I was actually smiling when I was reading this conversation. Until I got to the word nectarine. I'm not smiling anymore

You too had a bad nectarine experience

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Kurwa!

I wasn't directing it at you

it's just sexy.

In what way, it's a pretty universal word

Ok then

It can be used that way

What way?

I just like how it sounds. I first heard it when someone cut a finger. Might have helped she was hot...

It's a bit like fuck. You can say oh fuck, holy fuck, what the fuck, fuck sake, fuck a duck. Kurwa is like an enhancing/amplifying word

Haha that's interesting, I usually say it when I fucked up and it's too late to correct my mistake

I see! Haha maybe she did that thing when you realise you've cut yourself a split second before you feel the pain

That brings me back to using a ceramic knife for the first time and the sudden warmth in my finger when I was cutting a nectarine

. The knife was half way in my thumb!

Oh jesus. Ouch!

I was actually smiling when I was reading this conversation. Until I got to the word nectarine. I'm not smiling anymore

I know right! Who uses a knife!? Just get your face in there and let the juice run down your chin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" My old RE teacher said that people who use bad language have low intelligence and would not get into heaven Jesus I was 7 years old and terrified of swearing lol

I used to think if I say it under my breath the big man won’t hear me

Lots of people think that, with very little evidence to back it up. There's no reason at all why saying Fudge instead of Fuck shows higher intelligence.

Billy Connolly said something similar - not that he doesn't know other words, he just likes the sound of fucking sweary words

Connolly said ' Show me the english word equivalent of fuck and I'll glady use it'.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

" My old RE teacher said that people who use bad language have low intelligence and would not get into heaven Jesus I was 7 years old and terrified of swearing lol

I used to think if I say it under my breath the big man won’t hear me

Lots of people think that, with very little evidence to back it up. There's no reason at all why saying Fudge instead of Fuck shows higher intelligence.

Billy Connolly said something similar - not that he doesn't know other words, he just likes the sound of fucking sweary words

Connolly said ' Show me the english word equivalent of fuck and I'll glady use it'."

Copulate or sexual intercourse ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is the f word. I’m rather fond of the c word too, but mostly because of the shock factor especially from a plain Jane like myself "

You are no plain Jane!

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Cunt slips out easily & frequently.

Shit the bed & fuck me dead are other go-tos. All sound better in an Aussie accent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh for foxtrot alpha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucketty bollocks if no children around

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

Bastard.

Said with as much Sharpe style contempt as I can muster in the heat of the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the saying theres a village somewhere missing you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I wouldn't know as I never swear

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Whisky tango foxtrot

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