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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband ![]() ![]() ![]() And sexy, tall and with long hair, yes OP? ![]() | |||
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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband ![]() ![]() ![]() DIY! I've got a hubby and he's bloody useless. | |||
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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband ![]() ![]() ![]() Am I eligible to apply for the position x | |||
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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() tall long haired man here ![]() ![]() | |||
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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband ![]() ![]() ![]() How about a handy, handy man? | |||
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"What about renting a hubby? " Rent a Hubby....definitely a gap in the market! ![]() | |||
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"This lockdown has shown me that the longer I stare at a loaf of bread and ham it doesnt magically become a sandwich. I think I need a wife...." You are not staring hard enough | |||
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"And sexy, tall and with long hair, yes OP? ![]() Definitely *drools* ![]() ![]() | |||
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"This lockdown has shown me that the longer I stare at a loaf of bread and ham it doesnt magically become a sandwich. I think I need a wife...." You are over-complicating the situation. Bite off a bit of bread and a bit of ham, lick a bit of mustard off the knife (teaspoon if you are posh) and chew. ![]() | |||
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"And sexy, tall and with long hair, yes OP? ![]() ![]() ![]() Perfect! | |||
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"DIY! I've got a hubby and he's bloody useless. " So you have to do it for him? ![]() | |||
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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband ![]() ![]() ![]() I was gonna say do you wanna borrow John ... However everyone's definition of sexy is difficult xx | |||
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"I can do quite a lot of things and if I can’t I shout for help from a family member " I'm very handy myself, I tend to delegate though ![]() | |||
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"Am I eligible to apply for the position x " Too far away ![]() | |||
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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband ![]() ![]() ![]() Get him to buy you a new build then put him out to rest. Anything breaks they send a little man out to fix it... | |||
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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband ![]() ![]() ![]() I am handy xx | |||
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"You don't need to marry him to get the jobs sorted. Use him and abuse him ( they love that). Have you gone crazy ![]() I've done a lot of that already, was hoping to fill that vacancy permanently ![]() | |||
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"My hubby is great in the best way possible. He enjoys me fucking other men ![]() I'll add that to list, be cool if he fancied the pool boy too ![]() | |||
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"And sexy, tall and with long hair, yes OP? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I was gonna say do you wanna borrow John ... However everyone's definition of sexy is difficult xx" I think you'll find he's already taken ![]() | |||
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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband ![]() ![]() ![]() You don't need a hubby you need bob the builder ![]() | |||
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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband ![]() ![]() ![]() I want one too | |||
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"You don't need a hubby you need bob the builder ![]() Isn't he short, fat and fake? | |||
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"I'm luck I have Dick we are not married though. " Same thing though ![]() | |||
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"I am handy xx" I need hot too though ![]() | |||
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"You don't need to marry him to get the jobs sorted. Use him and abuse him ( they love that). Have you gone crazy ![]() ![]() | |||
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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ahem..... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"And sexy, tall and with long hair, yes OP? ![]() ![]() ![]() Hi you ![]() | |||
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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband ![]() ![]() ![]() He doesn't buy me anything, we buy things together! Equality darling ![]() | |||
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"I can emulsion and change light bulbs, also very good at putting bins out, oh I know how to cook curly fries now as well" Curly fries ![]() | |||
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"You don't need to marry him to get the jobs sorted. Use him and abuse him ( they love that). Have you gone crazy ![]() Exploitative economical mindset ![]() | |||
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"This lockdown has shown me that the longer I stare at a loaf of bread and ham it doesnt magically become a sandwich. I think I need a wife...." Sure if you get off on watching sandwich making | |||
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"I was gonna say do you wanna borrow John ... However everyone's definition of sexy is difficult xx I think you'll find he's already taken ![]() Ahhh what's bigamy between friends xx | |||
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"And sexy, tall and with long hair, yes OP? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Back in ma yoof, I said that I would never get married until I was 28, about 30 years too late now I think ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I am handy xx I need hot too though ![]() Harsh | |||
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"I am handy xx I need hot too though ![]() Sorry, you look kind of angry and that's not for me ![]() | |||
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"Ah we are overrated " Husbands? | |||
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"I am handy xx I need hot too though ![]() ![]() Promise I am not angry ( do I look angry in an eye photo ) | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 19/07/20 20:24:19]" What were you going to say? ![]() | |||
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"What makes you think he can do the DIY? Its 2020 and equality wokeness. Do it yourself ![]() I've been doing it myself since 1986, fuck relying on a bloke. Yeah and for the big O too ![]() | |||
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"What makes you think he can do the DIY? Its 2020 and equality wokeness. Do it yourself ![]() ![]() I'm an ex-property developer. I don't lack the skills ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 19/07/20 20:24:19] What were you going to say? ![]() Ohhhh I think you know ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 19/07/20 20:24:19] Ohhhh I think you know ![]() ![]() ![]() I don't, I'm not that clever right now ![]() | |||
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"When I realised some jobs I needed doing.. Pink tool box Superglue Chainsaw Hammer. Husband would be grand to cook whilst I'm busy" Oh yes that would work too | |||
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"I'll keep hiring the local handyman, far less expensive than the inevitable divorce were I to get married!" The buggers are all married already ![]() | |||
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"I can emulsion and change light bulbs, also very good at putting bins out, oh I know how to cook curly fries now as well" They are the trickiest of the oven fries to get right, good work. | |||
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"I can emulsion and change light bulbs, also very good at putting bins out, oh I know how to cook curly fries now as well They are the trickiest of the oven fries to get right, good work." Oh it's a skill then ![]() | |||
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"Am I eligible to apply for the position x Too far away ![]() Awww ![]() | |||
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"My hubby is sexy and I love him to bits, he's a tradesman, but I rarely get jobs done at home as he's sick of doing them day in day out for everyone else Jo x" I was like that years ago, why do today what you can put off until tomorrow, used to be my motto. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I like the idea of borrow a husband, like with other people's babies, you get to hand them back at the end of the day ![]() Hand them back used? ![]() | |||
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"I've been lucky enough to find some trades men more than willing to work in your home, as they obviously need the money, and I am ever thankful for them ![]() I've had a cupboard raised to allow room for a new fridge freezer, I've had a light switch changed from inside to outside a room to allow said freezer, I have had brilliant plumbers to see to my boiler and in turn replace my radiators and I have had shit delivery guys who dumped said fridge freeze just inside my front door! Which was left wide open and blocked by it! Did I leave a shit review to AOL.com damn right I did, I'm 5'1 and less than 7 stone, how the fuck was I meant to move a fucking fridge freezer? If they show it and you see it, yes it was from from me! ![]() | |||
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"I used a drill for the first time in forever the other week and put a bathroom mirror up. You can do it! I also did a bit of plastering in the living room on Wednesday. I think I'm too afraid now to ever go down that love route again so I better bloody learn all this stuff myself " Your a braver woman than I am, but I hope it all works out for you x | |||
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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband ![]() ![]() ![]() how about a part time one? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband ![]() ![]() ![]() Did you find one OP? ![]() | |||
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"Im single and up for grabs ![]() Yeah but you any good with tools ![]() | |||
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"I'm a massive tool, does that count for anything? ![]() Not much tbh ![]() | |||
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"I'm out ![]() Shame...I'd rather you were in ![]() | |||
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"I'm out ![]() ![]() I'm not looking for a husband ![]() | |||
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"You don't need to marry him to get the jobs sorted. Use him and abuse him ( they love that). Have you gone crazy ![]() My ex has said he'd do the DIY job for a shag(its a big job)... mmmm... is that bartering ?? ![]() | |||
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"I'm out ![]() ![]() ![]() How about a wife ![]() | |||
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"Maybe just hire an odd job man instead?" I've been there and done that ![]() | |||
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"I'd only get a husband if I could have 4. " Wives too. Don't forget the wives. | |||
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"I'd only get a husband if I could have 4. " Two would be good ![]() | |||
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"Wives too. Don't forget the wives. " Not for me, I'm all about the men ![]() | |||
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"I'd only get a husband if I could have 4. Two would be good ![]() You don't need men to multitask when you have many of them. | |||
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"I'd only get a husband if I could have 4. Two would be good ![]() That's logical ![]() | |||
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"My hubby is sexy and I love him to bits, he's a tradesman, but I rarely get jobs done at home as he's sick of doing them day in day out for everyone else Jo x I was like that years ago, why do today what you can put off until tomorrow, used to be my motto. ![]() ![]() ![]() Good man! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"This lockdown has shown me that the longer I stare at a loaf of bread and ham it doesnt magically become a sandwich. I think I need a wife...." Good retort! | |||
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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband ![]() ![]() ![]() Learn to do it yourself..YouTube! Do my own DIY | |||
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"Learn to do it yourself..YouTube! Do my own DIY " *yawns* see my previous posts... | |||
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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband ![]() ![]() ![]() Hahaha My first one was totally useless but second one is a real gem ![]() | |||
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"I am your man ..... " Oooo are you ![]() | |||
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"Hubbys good at DIY and great at sex so win win in this house lol" I'm envious ![]() | |||
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