FabSwingers.com forum: Elvis has left the building, but guess who is back?

By *he tactile technician OP Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

Clap clap clap, clap clap clap, a round of applause if you please fellow forumnites clap clap clap, clap clap clap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can get it treated down the clinic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can see a doctor for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who left, and who's back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it Golden Virginia?

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By *he tactile technician OP Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

Oi Minxie minx! get your cute arse up on this stage and acknowledge your adoring public!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi Minxie minx! get your cute arse up on this stage and acknowledge your adoring public!

Who says we are adoring?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am back too, admittedly I was only on holiday but all the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this thread has a curry flavour, don't ya think?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I've been to the loo, but I'm back now....hope you all didn't miss me too much....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to wok and I'm back does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this thread has a curry flavour, don't ya think?"

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I went to wok and I'm back does that count?

Depends how far away the wok is

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Nobody started a thread for me last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u were on holiday ...............

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By *he tactile technician OP Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"Nobody started a thread for me last week

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we were waiting for the european central bank to bale out the spanish banks and hoping that they would take you in exchange Pablo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody started a thread for me last week

we were waiting for the european central bank to bale out the spanish banks and hoping that they would take you in exchange Pablo

you shoulna outa tied him up under Nelsons Column tho! tch

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

long live the king !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody started a thread for me last week

we were waiting for the european central bank to bale out the spanish banks and hoping that they would take you in exchange Pablo

you shoulna outa tied him up under Nelsons Column tho! tch "

he might've enjoyed that ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"long live the king !!!!"

duh - it's a K?

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By *he tactile technician OP Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"Nobody started a thread for me last week

we were waiting for the european central bank to bale out the spanish banks and hoping that they would take you in exchange Pablo

you shoulna outa tied him up under Nelsons Column tho! tch "
Therapy, though that being so close to such an erect column may help his old man's problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"long live the king !!!!

duh - it's a K?"

beyond me too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

couldn't we get elvis back instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"couldn't we get elvis back instead?"

now that smacks of ....................... wot's the word I am looking for ......... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody started a thread for me last week

we were waiting for the european central bank to bale out the spanish banks and hoping that they would take you in exchange Pablo

you shoulna outa tied him up under Nelsons Column tho! tch Therapy, though that being so close to such an erect column may help his old man's problem

not doing much fer his hair tho!

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By *he tactile technician OP Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"long live the king !!!!

duh - it's a K?

beyond me too lol

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Yeah, but there's a guy down my chip shop who swears he's Elvis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"long live the king !!!!

duh - it's a K?

beyond me too lol

Yeah, but there's a guy down my chip shop who swears he's Elvis

ooooo kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"long live the king !!!!

duh - it's a K?

beyond me too lol

Yeah, but there's a guy down my chip shop who swears he's Elvis

swearing can get u into trouble .. go sit on the norty step ........

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"long live the king !!!!

duh - it's a K?

beyond me too lol

Yeah, but there's a guy down my chip shop who swears he's Elvis

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but he's a liar and I'm damn sure you are too!

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By *he tactile technician OP Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"long live the king !!!!

duh - it's a K?

beyond me too lol

Yeah, but there's a guy down my chip shop who swears he's Elvis

swearing can get u into trouble .. go sit on the norty step ........

"
I'm trying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyway climbs up on stage and is now curtsying

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By *he tactile technician OP Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"anyway climbs up on stage and is now curtsying

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Toot toot! nice bush

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

"long live the king !!!!

duh - it's a K?

beyond me too lol

Yeah, but there's a guy down my chip shop who swears he's Elvis

swearing can get u into trouble .. go sit on the norty step ........

I'm trying

well the thread title says "elvis" so thought i would say long live the king, king of rock n roll, i see you like punk so maybe not your thing !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyway climbs up on stage and is now curtsying

Toot toot! nice bush

bugger did I bring half the hedge with me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"long live the king !!!!

duh - it's a K?

beyond me too lol

Yeah, but there's a guy down my chip shop who swears he's Elvis

swearing can get u into trouble .. go sit on the norty step ........

I'm trying

well the thread title says "elvis" so thought i would say long live the king, king of rock n roll, i see you like punk so maybe not your thing ! "

long live the kink!

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

kinks woohoo ! or just kink !

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By *he tactile technician OP Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"long live the king !!!!

duh - it's a K?

beyond me too lol

Yeah, but there's a guy down my chip shop who swears he's Elvis

swearing can get u into trouble .. go sit on the norty step ........

I'm trying

well the thread title says "elvis" so thought i would say long live the king, king of rock n roll, i see you like punk so maybe not your thing ! "

Appreciation where appreciation is warranted Elvis was the king of rock and roll for his day, and apparently he fried a mean fish cake too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"kinks woohoo ! or just kink !"
up for either truth be told.

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

"long live the king !!!!

duh - it's a K?

beyond me too lol

Yeah, but there's a guy down my chip shop who swears he's Elvis

swearing can get u into trouble .. go sit on the norty step ........

I'm trying

well the thread title says "elvis" so thought i would say long live the king, king of rock n roll, i see you like punk so maybe not your thing !

Appreciation where appreciation is warranted Elvis was the king of rock and roll for his day, and apparently he fried a mean fish cake too

very true, he didnt look too well at the end of his days, but i was only 4 years old lol

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

And if you take the so called superstars of music, Elvis, Michael Jackson, Amy Winehouse to some extent and Whitney, such a tragic shame they threw it all away for drugs

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By *he tactile technician OP Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"i was only 4 years old lol"
oo, does your mummy know you're out?

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

"i was only 4 years old lol oo, does your mummy know you're out?

Only just lol xxx

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Inappropriate posts have been removed, please be careful of what you joke about.

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By *he tactile technician OP Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

Large sausage and chips for you was it Minxie minx?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inappropriate posts have been removed, please be careful of what you joke about."

*steps delicately away from thread...*

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

eh?

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Large sausage and chips for you was it Minxie minx?

I think she has a preference for saveloys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"eh?

Who....? Me...?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"eh?

Who....? Me...?

No, just a general 'eh?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"eh?

Who....? Me...?

No, just a general 'eh?'"

Oh...! Aye...

Eh...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been to the loo, but I'm back now....hope you all didn't miss me too much....

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No1 or no2 ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my minxie is back now i am happy you ok wife xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been to the loo, but I'm back now....hope you all didn't miss me too much....

No1 or no2 ?

.... and have ya washed yer 'ands...?

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By *he tactile technician OP Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"my minxie is back now i am happy you ok wife xxxxx"
Check that order Pablo, It'll be two saveloy and chips to go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my minxie is back now i am happy you ok wife xxxxx"

nother 50p then or is that bet over now? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no the bet continues xxxxxxx wife xxxx

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Minxie, do you have enough 50p's by now to get a room?

Just asking xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minxie, do you have enough 50p's by now to get a room?

Just asking xx"

getting close Mushy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only if i pay up .......lmao xxxxxx

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By *he tactile technician OP Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"only if i pay up .......lmao xxxxxx"
whats hers is hers, and whats yours is hers! don't you know noffing about relationships Hubbard? I think you need a boys night out with Pablo and I!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Great idea, a guys social bitching about the picky wimmin

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By *he tactile technician OP Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"Great idea, a guys social bitching about the picky wimmin"
Yeah we could compare the non response league tables and our best ever sulks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great idea, a guys social bitching about the picky wimmin Yeah we could compare the non response league tables and our best ever sulks

i responded lol

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By *he tactile technician OP Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"Great idea, a guys social bitching about the picky wimmin Yeah we could compare the non response league tables and our best ever sulks

i responded lol

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Oh yeah '-( '-(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great idea, a guys social bitching about the picky wimmin Yeah we could compare the non response league tables and our best ever sulks

i responded lol

Oh yeah '-( '-("

i wasnt sulking - its was banging

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